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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Spread some joy, giggles, emotion, passion, lust, hatred, whatever the fudge you want, but do it in poetry form thanking you muchly.

It doesn't need to rhyme despite the thread title.

Don't panic I too shall join in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess peach one day on the forum.

Started a thread to try kill the boredom.

The thread didn’t work

So she started to twerk

And get her tits out for em

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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fuck this

fuck that

fuck a hole

fuck a gnat

fuck it wide

or fuck it long

i need a tune

for this song

need inspiration

to get my juices flowing

if you can't provide them

then i'm going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck this

fuck that

fuck a hole

fuck a gnat

fuck it wide

or fuck it long

i need a tune

for this song

need inspiration

to get my juices flowing

if you can't provide them

then i'm going"

.. Going where?

Not so fast!

My nuts slapping on your ass

That's the tune you're looking for.

Like violins as I sink my titanic to your ocean floor.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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omg, cry laughing here.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

These past few days I've been feeling like shite

With nothing to give, can't do a thing right

I wish I could get rid of this fucking emotion

And shake myself out of this inner commotion

I'm not a bad person I have a good heart

Although I'm well known for enjoying a fart

That's pretty much the worst you'll get from me

Even though I may do it when say on your knee

I'm passionate, caring and incredibly loyal

But despite my name I'm not really a royal

But for someone to love me I must love myself

Hmmm, maybe it's time to climb back on the shelf

What am I thinking what's all this about?

I'm not afraid to admit at times I fill with self doubt

So I fight with myself, hiding in plain sight

But I'm my own crazy diamond, I'll shine on, I'll shine bright

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


" omg, cry laughing here. "

Me too!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

My darling, my love

If only knew how I feel

How each time I see you I tremble

My eyes light up, my heart melts

I imagine us in the future,all the time we will spend together.

You are always there for me

To snuggle at the end of the day

To hold me when I feel ill

You are my number one.

And the day we part my heart will break

You make my dreams come true

And I will lie with you for as long as you will allow.

My darling

My love

My bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got some peach juice hanging loose

From my lips like cum on dick

Come here, take a pic, show these fabbers what you lick

Don't spit

Be ma bitch

Cmon princess suck my clit

Straight outta my front room

Peach x

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I got some peach juice hanging loose

From my lips like cum on dick

Come here, take a pic, show these fabbers what you lick

Don't spit

Be ma bitch

Cmon princess suck my clit

Straight outta my front room

Peach x"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"These past few days I've been feeling like shite

With nothing to give, can't do a thing right

I wish I could get rid of this fucking emotion

And shake myself out of this inner commotion

I'm not a bad person I have a good heart

Although I'm well known for enjoying a fart

That's pretty much the worst you'll get from me

Even though I may do it when say on your knee

I'm passionate, caring and incredibly loyal

But despite my name I'm not really a royal

But for someone to love me I must love myself

Hmmm, maybe it's time to climb back on the shelf

What am I thinking what's all this about?

I'm not afraid to admit at times I fill with self doubt

So I fight with myself, hiding in plain sight

But I'm my own crazy diamond, I'll shine on, I'll shine bright "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Bombay

Who slid down the stairs on a tray

He bumped into the queen

Said sorry old bean

But you shouldn't have been in the way

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"[offensive rhyme Removed by poster at 07/08/17 18:43:46]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today, the wife's been feeling kind of meh,

The little bean growing inside has been making her go bleurgh.

But fret not cos we're still blissfully happy,

That all too soon we'll be knee deep in nappies.

So far this week I've been busy like a worker bee,

With clients making some crazy demands of me.

The business has taken an upturn in luck,

Now to help me celebrate...who fancies a fun night at the local arcade playing PAC-MAN.

.

.

.

Ya dirty minded buggers thought it was gonna end another way, admit it.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

You are perfect in every way

Nothing you do or say will ever change that.

What...you like marmite?

Get bent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These past few days I've been feeling like shite

With nothing to give, can't do a thing right

I wish I could get rid of this fucking emotion

And shake myself out of this inner commotion

I'm not a bad person I have a good heart

Although I'm well known for enjoying a fart

That's pretty much the worst you'll get from me

Even though I may do it when say on your knee

I'm passionate, caring and incredibly loyal

But despite my name I'm not really a royal

But for someone to love me I must love myself

Hmmm, maybe it's time to climb back on the shelf

What am I thinking what's all this about?

I'm not afraid to admit at times I fill with self doubt

So I fight with myself, hiding in plain sight

But I'm my own crazy diamond, I'll shine on, I'll shine bright "

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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why can't you love yourself?

you're probably not that bad

if someone else told you you were unlovable

they probably were mad.

you can get rid of that emotion

that emotion isn't you, it's not even real

it's someone else fucked up world

and how they actually feel.

but stop farting please.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I was scooting along on my own

When this nut case threw me a bone

It stopped my transport dead

I flew off, hit my head

It's a stwuggle when I'm out alone

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I was scooting along on my own

When this nut case threw me a bone

It stopped my transport dead

I flew off, hit my head

It's a stwuggle when I'm out alone"

Stwuggle

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Today, the wife's been feeling kind of meh,

The little bean growing inside has been making her go bleurgh.

But fret not cos we're still blissfully happy,

That all too soon we'll be knee deep in nappies.

So far this week I've been busy like a worker bee,

With clients making some crazy demands of me.

The business has taken an upturn in luck,

Now to help me celebrate...who fancies a fun night at the local arcade playing PAC-MAN.

.

.

.

Ya dirty minded buggers thought it was gonna end another way, admit it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To climb a hill is our goal

Pooch and i will take a stroll

Is this as good as life gets

To view some stunning welsh sunsets

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"To climb a hill is our goal

Pooch and i will take a stroll

Is this as good as life gets

To view some stunning welsh sunsets

Until Pooch gets his mouth on a vole

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These past few days I've been feeling like shite

With nothing to give, can't do a thing right

I wish I could get rid of this fucking emotion

And shake myself out of this inner commotion

I'm not a bad person I have a good heart

Although I'm well known for enjoying a fart

That's pretty much the worst you'll get from me

Even though I may do it when say on your knee

I'm passionate, caring and incredibly loyal

But despite my name I'm not really a royal

But for someone to love me I must love myself

Hmmm, maybe it's time to climb back on the shelf

What am I thinking what's all this about?

I'm not afraid to admit at times I fill with self doubt

So I fight with myself, hiding in plain sight

But I'm my own crazy diamond, I'll shine on, I'll shine bright "

Shine like a diamond in the sky.

Shine and polish till it shoots in your eye.

You can stand under my um ber rella ella, ma brelly.

If you can withstand my cucumber hella deep in your belly.

Wanna watch the BBC?

You won't need a telly

You say you're not Royal but Queen bees need fed that Royal Jelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely fail to smile

When I read your witty prose

Armed with your razor wit

You keep us on our toes

With a warm heart and authentic voice

You use your power of speech

To disclose your truth and make us laugh

Your special Princess Peach!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I'd die for you", some say

but is that really much?

Seems pretty small-fry to me

we all get grabbed in Deaths clutch.

I'd go further, I'd break many taboos,

I'd steal, I'd lie, I'd sneak,

I'd even kill for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To climb a hill is our goal

Pooch and i will take a stroll

Is this as good as life gets

To view some stunning welsh sunsets

Until Pooch gets his mouth on a vole

"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Hey yo peach you is funny as shit

You like to have a laugh and act like a tit

But I know you is a sensitive soul

And finding some love is your goal

So look no further cause with me you can have

A threesome with me and my altar ego Gav.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"why can't you love yourself?

you're probably not that bad

if someone else told you you were unlovable

they probably were mad.

you can get rid of that emotion

that emotion isn't you, it's not even real

it's someone else fucked up world

and how they actually feel.

but stop farting please."

I shall never stop farting... it's my bum voice and I like to be heard

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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lol, fine but i can't think of a farting poem right now.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I rarely fail to smile

When I read your witty prose

Armed with your razor wit

You keep us on our toes

With a warm heart and authentic voice

You use your power of speech

To disclose your truth and make us laugh

Your special Princess Peach! "

Oh Doc you've just made me cry

This wet stuff fell from my eye

They were not yukky tears

Til they dripped in my ears

Now I need to go and get dry

Thank you

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"lol, fine but i can't think of a farting poem right now."

My windypops are part of me

I adore setting them free

To offend someone's nose

Make them pull the pose

As I run of and giggle tee-hee

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

she was amazing big bright beautiful eyes

locked on my balls surprise with what she can do with her mouth

taking my cock down south

stretch that throat babe don’t stop

my cum dumpster slobbering over meat and veggies

wondering if she’s ready, for some wrestling

monument slamming, Long Dong Silver jamming

one eye snake, vertical smile hugging

plough Like dropped kebab

love poetry my horrible attempt

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Hey yo peach you is funny as shit

You like to have a laugh and act like a tit

But I know you is a sensitive soul

And finding some love is your goal

So look no further cause with me you can have

A threesome with me and my altar ego Gav.

"

Gav has been good for a giggle

He makes me laugh and belly jiggle

A professional who's clean

He's been heard but not seen

Come on over Gav, give us a wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get in the van

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Roses are red,

Delivered by my postie,

I want to pull your cunt open,

Like a ham and cheese toastie

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Roses are red,

Delivered by my postie,

I want to pull your cunt open,

Like a ham and cheese toastie "

Blue cheese? Blue waffle?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get in the van "

Chill your beans buffalo bill

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Princess pe-ach

Be my be-ach

Will that do?

I need a poo

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Princess peach, Princess peach,

So desirable,

Yet out of reach

I'm quite frustrated

But not too much because

I'm a darned sight nearer

Peach fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rarely fail to smile

When I read your witty prose

Armed with your razor wit

You keep us on our toes

With a warm heart and authentic voice

You use your power of speech

To disclose your truth and make us laugh

Your special Princess Peach!

Oh Doc you've just made me cry

This wet stuff fell from my eye

They were not yukky tears

Til they dripped in my ears

Now I need to go and get dry

Thank you "

Salty tears

Mixed with ear wax

Rolling down your tits

And into your quim crack

I'd offer to help

And lick it out

But I know you'll fart

And stink the place out

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I rarely fail to smile

When I read your witty prose

Armed with your razor wit

You keep us on our toes

With a warm heart and authentic voice

You use your power of speech

To disclose your truth and make us laugh

Your special Princess Peach!

Oh Doc you've just made me cry

This wet stuff fell from my eye

They were not yukky tears

Til they dripped in my ears

Now I need to go and get dry

Thank you

Salty tears

Mixed with ear wax

Rolling down your tits

And into your quim crack

I'd offer to help

And lick it out

But I know you'll fart

And stink the place out

"

To be fair my farts are all bark and no bite

Unless I push too hard and let out a wet shite

That's a rare occurance you'll be pleased to know

My guts usually tell me when I "need to go"

Belly rumble and grumble and let out a toot

Of roses and rainbows from my poop chute

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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haha, love how this has turned into poems about farts now.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"haha, love how this has turned into poems about farts now. "

I do like to lower the tone

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"haha, love how this has turned into poems about farts now.

I do like to lower the tone "

i don't think they lowered it tbh, they're really good.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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actually scratch that. yeah it has a little.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"actually scratch that. yeah it has a little. "

Just not quite low enough tho.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The lady peach

Sucks like a leech

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There's the fizz

The fazz.

The fizzfazz

The ripshit

The snorter

And the one that goes wooosh..

But the worst fart

More terrible than all that medley

Is the fart that's called

Silent but deadly

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"The lady peach

Sucks like a leech

"

Look at you believing the hype

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"The lady peach

Sucks like a leech

Look at you believing the hype "

Am I your type?

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"The lady peach

Sucks like a leech

Look at you believing the hype

Am I your type?"

Do you smell like tripe?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"The lady peach

Sucks like a leech

Look at you believing the hype

Am I your type?

Do you smell like tripe?"

No, that's just my rear pipe

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"The lady peach

Sucks like a leech

Look at you believing the hype

Am I your type?

Do you smell like tripe?

No, that's just my rear pipe "

In your pants there's a stripe?

(Of skid)

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"The lady peach

Sucks like a leech

Look at you believing the hype

Am I your type?

Do you smell like tripe?

No, that's just my rear pipe "

Klingon! You may wanna wipe

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Holy crap, you weren't wrong Peachy

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

There was a young lady from Thrace,

Who's corsets they just wouldn't lace.

Her mother said Nelly,

There's more in your belly,

Than even went in through your face.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Seeing as things are going down the grotty route...

Ahem.

This poetry threat has turned into grot

So fuck it, I'll give it all that I've got

To make your tummy squiggle and squirm

Like a big snotty slug or half eaten worm

Ear wax and boogers, old crusty cum

Some of these things can sure turn your tum

Toe jam and bum fluff, a red fiery zit

Like mount Vesuvius there on your tit

Ready to pop and expell it's white scum

But that's nothing compared to the boil on your bum

It hurts when you sit and it's painful to wipe

So you pray that big turd broke clean from your pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now if you really want to lower the tone

I couldn't let you do it on your own.

To clear a thread that was really rocking

Needs an explicit display of naked space docking.

And if the smell doesn't leave you gagging,

You could always try a spot of wolfbagging.

And if your dinner still refuses to regurgitate

A Dirty Sanchez could then be your fate.

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

A Sanchez of the dirty kind

A poopy tachè, that blows my mind

If anybody did that to me

They'd soon find out that buggery

Hurts like mad when you don't know it's coming

You had no clue you were getting a bumming

It's payback bitch for being a twunt

Don't think you'll be coming near my cunt

For a very long time there's a lesson to learn

You'll be wanking so much, you'll have friction burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The friction burns are no stranger to me

As I'm used to having to wank myself silly

And as for pegging it holds no threat

As I'll lubricate the strap-on with a fart that's wet

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"The friction burns are no stranger to me

As I'm used to having to wank myself silly

And as for pegging it holds no threat

As I'll lubricate the strap-on with a fart that's wet

"

Who said it's a strap on that I'll use to peg?

I was thinking of that thick wooden table leg

I'll polish first I take pride in my work

With sandpaper I wanna see that arse jerk

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The friction burns are no stranger to me

As I'm used to having to wank myself silly

And as for pegging it holds no threat

As I'll lubricate the strap-on with a fart that's wet

Who said it's a strap on that I'll use to peg?

I was thinking of that thick wooden table leg

I'll polish first I take pride in my work

With sandpaper I wanna see that arse jerk "

A table leg would be a bit too slender

For you I'd make a bespoke double ender

I've got a piece of 4x4 that's just the job

To be carved into a fucking huge bed knob

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Take your dress off but keep your heels on

Suck on your tits but keep your heels on

Play with your pussy but keep your heels on

I want to make you sweat

I want to make you scream

I want to make you wet

Let me do the honour and help you with your knickers

Something about Princess Peach

Makes me forget about Mary

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

welcome to society

a contradiction a hypocrisy,

where dictators roam free in the state of democracy.

The media rule through subtle lies,

deciding what should you look like,

and therefore what you should buy.

Race Class and Wealth divide us, we condone it sure,

but youll find inside us

it is all the same.

so whatever your name,

dont look for a place to place blame.

accept the consequences of your actions... your insecurities are contraptions

that are primarily used to maim you,

they are expectations you conciously attatch to... with a subconcious virus built to silence and shame you.

make your own decisions, be who you want to be and live life to the full...

smile,dance and let curiosity and feelings pull.

Dont be so hard on yourself

your life isnt a trial

Do things that make you happy

even if it is only once in a while.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I sat and watched a squirrel

climbing in a tree

It stopped and stared in through my window...

it was watching me.

Feeling somewhat on the spot

I gave a little wave

The squirrel cocked an eyebrow, telling

me to just behave.

Who does this squirrel think that

he is talking to?

I'm not taking this from him

I know just what to do

I fetched a ladder and climbed up

now I was in the tree

Staring out through my window

the squirrel looked at me.

Our roles reversed, I scampered off

he turned back to his screen

He now has the office job and I...

a squirrel most obscene

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Come on peepsies

Keep this thread alive

I would like it to get

To one seven five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young girl from Iching,who was picking her nose in the kitchen,her mother said ..rose stop picking your nose,and get on with some f...ing knitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to animals fair

the birds and the beasts were there.

The great baboon by the light of the moon,was combing his long blonde hair.

The monkey fell out of his bunk.

And slid down the elephants trunk.

The elephant sneezed,and fell on his knees.

But what became of the monkey,monkey,monkey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a photography job to do this morning,

That many would consider to be boring.

I shall tackle it whilst looking zealous,

In the knowledge that you ladies would be jealous.

Because the bodybuilders I am shooting need oiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These past few days I've been feeling like shite

With nothing to give, can't do a thing right

I wish I could get rid of this fucking emotion

And shake myself out of this inner commotion

I'm not a bad person I have a good heart

Although I'm well known for enjoying a fart

That's pretty much the worst you'll get from me

Even though I may do it when say on your knee

I'm passionate, caring and incredibly loyal

But despite my name I'm not really a royal

But for someone to love me I must love myself

Hmmm, maybe it's time to climb back on the shelf

What am I thinking what's all this about?

I'm not afraid to admit at times I fill with self doubt

So I fight with myself, hiding in plain sight

But I'm my own crazy diamond, I'll shine on, I'll shine bright "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the day off

So I'm reading Fab threads

Laying naked on my bed

Airing my hangry muff

My vajayjay loves lotsa space because

It's a great big fat bush

That sucks up anything it comes into contact with...

A great big black hole

A teeny tiny bit out of control

Between my lush legs I need a sweetface...

A male or female, someone not afraid of the dark....

Anyone want hangry muff ninja training?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea for one..my stories just begun.

Tea for two..I"m telling.it to you.

Tea for three..I.m sat upon his knee.

Tea for four..Hes led me on the floor.

Tea for five..My legs are open wide.

Tea for six..Hes up to dirty tricks.

Tea for seven..Its just.like being in heaven.

Tea for eight..The doctors at the gate..

Tea for.nine..The twins are doing fine.

Tea for ten..Hes doing me in again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the day off

So I'm reading Fab threads

Laying naked on my bed

Airing my hangry muff

My vajayjay loves lotsa space because

It's a great big fat bush

That sucks up anything it comes into contact with...

A great big black hole

A teeny tiny bit out of control

Between my lush legs I need a sweetface...

A male or female, someone not afraid of the dark....

Anyone want hangry muff ninja training? "

Love it! muff training.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Love it! muff training. "

I must warn you now,

Muff training will start with me parking my arse on your boatrace for a start.

You'll lie on your back and stare at my cracks

But you can choose which one you'd first like to attack

Both cracks are delicious, or so I've been told, by nymphos and sex fiends who love to be scolded

And told what to do, whilst they're tonguing my fanny.

All this talk of sex, is making me wet...

Gona have to get busy and reclaim both of my hands... engage with my love holes

... Lol x

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I've got the day off

So I'm reading Fab threads

Laying naked on my bed

Airing my hangry muff

My vajayjay loves lotsa space because

It's a great big fat bush

That sucks up anything it comes into contact with...

A great big black hole

A teeny tiny bit out of control

Between my lush legs I need a sweetface...

A male or female, someone not afraid of the dark....

Anyone want hangry muff ninja training? "

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I really should clean up this house full of shit

Instead of moping around and getting back in my pit

But the weather is wank and it fills me with dread

Of the nastiness lurking outside of my bed

I need to stop being lazy it's really not me

Oh she's driving me crazy this person I see

The one in the mirror how dare she invade

And carry on pissing upon my parade

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

After very little sleep I woke

far too fucking early.

And every pleasant thing I say

comes out sounding surly.

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By *arahandmatCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I'm sat at my desk, staring into space,

Everyone noticing my resting bitch face,

For I'm not in the mood for idle small talk,

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a fork.

So here I am venting, with rhyme thrown in too,

Despite knowing how much I've to do.

Busy in work and busy outside,

I think I may just run and hide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you were the lightening

and i was the tree

and your words were the fire

that burned the best parts of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defend your honour thats my aim,

To curry favour thats the game,

To pass the time and stave of boredom,

you'll find me lurking in the forum.

Post a comment I don't like?

I'll mount my steed and grab my pike,

fair maidens I'll defend them all,

and maybe get to have a ball.

You knaves had better show respect,

and ladies maybe we'll connect,

Because I'm not like other men,

I'll be there for you, where and when.

So when I post you can be sure,

I am The Shining Knight of yore,

read my posts and take a look,

and maybe we can have a fuck.

I am the Knight all shining white,

I'm jenuwine and can fuck all night,

Remember it's all just in my head,

no chance of getting in your bed

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Wow you are all awesome

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Whilst walking ... see how talented I am

To the post office I strolled to send a parcel

With my knickers playing hide and seek with my arsehole

This package is awkward I feel really exposed

And then I arrive, the post office is closed

So off I am trotting a mile walk ahead

While wondering why the fuck did I get out of bed

Coz this parcel needs sending, my son wants his kindle

Mum to the rescue, though my will starts to dwindle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a morning of delightful client chat

I'm feeling quite productive,

But rather than do more preparation work,

That siren Fab is so seductive.

She lures me in with my cup of tea

To catch up on the forum

And before I know it I'm typing shit

And posting with no decorum.

I really should do something much more vital,

Or at least of some real value.

But, fuck it, that won't be happening now,

I'm hooked again I tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once knew a very insecure swinger.

She would always say she was a minger.

But when I met her my pussy went phhhhurrrrrrr

So I showed her how hot she was with my finger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time my sex life was drab.

Then came along this guy on fab.

So here's to that guy that I love best.

Every weekend he sucks my breast.

He fucks me standing.

He fucks me lying.

If I had wings he would fuck me flying.

I will always be yours for wine and dine and even in doggy and sixty nine.

They say you can never change where you meet

And I always said i would never let my heart feel defeat.

I know you fell for me yes that I see

I just want you to know your also the one for me.

Meeting you again has made my life sing.

So this poems for you my handsome King x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww that's schweet as! Lustylor1990 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a morning of delightful client chat

I'm feeling quite productive,

But rather than do more preparation work,

That siren Fab is so seductive.

She lures me in with my cup of tea

To catch up on the forum

And before I know it I'm typing shit

And posting with no decorum.

I really should do something much more vital,

Or at least of some real value.

But, fuck it, that won't be happening now,

I'm hooked again I tell you.

"

You just made me laugh which I hope adds value to your day! lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst walking ... see how talented I am

To the post office I strolled to send a parcel

With my knickers playing hide and seek with my arsehole

This package is awkward I feel really exposed

And then I arrive, the post office is closed

So off I am trotting a mile walk ahead

While wondering why the fuck did I get out of bed

Coz this parcel needs sending, my son wants his kindle

Mum to the rescue, though my will starts to dwindle "

Lol awesome I really enjoyed that! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has got to be my favourite Fab thread to date...

Y'all made me giggle and laugh till my belly ached (not quite but nearly!!)

Wishing you all a great week ahead!

... till then I'm getting back into my bed to read more of this funtastic thread x

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By *allyandJonCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Long and thin goes straight in

Short and thick does the trick !

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Miss B from Brighton has photos galore

It doesn't matter, I want to see more

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Up and down wobbly wobbly on your knobbly boobs are smashing in your face come and have suck and a taste wobbly wobbly in you face x

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"This has got to be my favourite Fab thread to date...

Y'all made me giggle and laugh till my belly ached (not quite but nearly!!)

Wishing you all a great week ahead!

... till then I'm getting back into my bed to read more of this funtastic thread x

"

If you like this one check out epic rap battle. Myself and cake boy went head to head. Was brill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home alone, been a hard day, searching through fab, I need to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww that's schweet as! Lustylor1990 x"

Thank you x

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Once upon a time my sex life was drab.

Then came along this guy on fab.

So here's to that guy that I love best.

Every weekend he sucks my breast.

He fucks me standing.

He fucks me lying.

If I had wings he would fuck me flying.

I will always be yours for wine and dine and even in doggy and sixty nine.

They say you can never change where you meet

And I always said i would never let my heart feel defeat.

I know you fell for me yes that I see

I just want you to know your also the one for me.

Meeting you again has made my life sing.

So this poems for you my handsome King x

"

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Defend your honour thats my aim,

To curry favour thats the game,

To pass the time and stave of boredom,

you'll find me lurking in the forum.

Post a comment I don't like?

I'll mount my steed and grab my pike,

fair maidens I'll defend them all,

and maybe get to have a ball.

You knaves had better show respect,

and ladies maybe we'll connect,

Because I'm not like other men,

I'll be there for you, where and when.

So when I post you can be sure,

I am The Shining Knight of yore,

read my posts and take a look,

and maybe we can have a fuck.

I am the Knight all shining white,

I'm jenuwine and can fuck all night,

Remember it's all just in my head,

no chance of getting in your bed "

Love this!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Defend your honour thats my aim,

To curry favour thats the game,

To pass the time and stave of boredom,

you'll find me lurking in the forum.

Post a comment I don't like?

I'll mount my steed and grab my pike,

fair maidens I'll defend them all,

and maybe get to have a ball.

You knaves had better show respect,

and ladies maybe we'll connect,

Because I'm not like other men,

I'll be there for you, where and when.

So when I post you can be sure,

I am The Shining Knight of yore,

read my posts and take a look,

and maybe we can have a fuck.

I am the Knight all shining white,

I'm jenuwine and can fuck all night,

Remember it's all just in my head,

no chance of getting in your bed "

He should be poet lauriate

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

(^^ part one up there ^^)

My new life as a squirrel

isn't going well

I tried to sleep up in a tree but

every night I fell

The diet has me feeling sick

I cannot stomach nuts

I don't even look like a squirrel

I lack the fluffy butt

The squirrel on the other hand

has my life to a tee

He's even been promoted

and bought a car sporty

This situation cannot stand

I know what I must try

For me to get my old life back...

that squirrel has to die.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Rhymes and rhythms go through my head

I love writing and reading on this poetry thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been here in over a year.

I came back to find any hotties who're near.

After a fortnight of endless shit mail,

Id almost renamed this as an epic fail.

But then I got chatting to someone so fit.

I jumped up excited screaming yes this is it!

We're planning to meet up, he said he'd make me smile.

I hope he's prepared though cos it's been a while

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

The resurrection

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

My eyes are bleary, part-glued shut

I stretch, I groan, I get up

The clock it says "it is 6:30"

a time so early it seems dirty

Shambling kitchenwards like some undead

I need coffee and toasted bread

The click, the pop, the butter, at last!

Sweet ambrosia to break my fast

And to the side a cup sits steaming

Moist and hot; caffeine with cream in

And so begins another day

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By *rincess peach OP   Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Bla bla bla

Will you fuck me in my car?

You look lush

Will you let me make you gush?

You are fit

Will you show me your tit?

You are fine

Do you want to come to mine?

Fancy meeting?

My wife don't know I'm cheating

You're profile's great

But you haven't read it mate

Here's my cock

It's hard just like a rock

Wanna chat?

How can I say no to that

A moment in the life of an inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stop you with a kiss

You touch me till I can't resist

We lay side by side

With passion in our eyes

Moments begin to slow

And blur into one

Lustful desires begin to grow

With the setting sun

Here comes the wild wanton night

With all its salacious temptation

Here comes the burning delight

Of exquisite exaltation

You start me with a kiss

I touch you till you can't resist

We lay side by side

With passion in our eyes

As we await the next ride

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broken glass sparkles,

On the bathroom floor.

The mirror cracked,

Of use no more.

The voyager seeks

An end to all ills.

The tap is turned,

The bath it fills.

A mad voice cackles,

'Let's see what you've got'.

The razor is sharp,

The water is hot.

Where is your song?

But a sad lament.

Of life force depleted,

Of energy spent.

But stay your hand my friend,

For god's sake, please.

There's still joy to be had,

Get up from your knees.

You don't believe me?

You're consumed by doubt.

But where do you go from here?

There's no return from your final shout.

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