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By *hubaysi OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Fabbers,

What's the most random thing said to you outside Fab?

I was packing my groceries in the Supermarket wearing a Stand up to Cancer tee shirt, a random man shouted at me from two checkouts away 'oy you what cancer have you got?' I was like 'what don't shout across the place', he came round and got a list of questions out of his pocket about the illness! I managed to get away from him but it unsettled me as I have been touched by cancer.

Then I was at a gym, stepped off the treadmill all sweaty and a man approached saying I looked hot and would I go out with him? Nooooo back off I need a shower lol.

Over to you Fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was at a gym and this good looking lady caught my eye. I didn't want to miss my opportunity so when she finished her workout I told her I thought she was quite attractive and would she like to go for a drink sometime?

"Nooooo!! Back off!! I need a shower!" she bellowed.

Absolutely destroyed my confidence it has!

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was at a gym and this good looking lady caught my eye. I didn't want to miss my opportunity so when she finished her workout I told her I thought she was quite attractive and would she like to go for a drink sometime?

"Nooooo!! Back off!! I need a shower!" she bellowed.

Absolutely destroyed my confidence it has!

;-)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a bus, he tells me he's 90, has something wrong with his knees (or legs, can't remember), then goes on to tell me the medication the doctor gave him makes it difficult for him to get an erection and he doesn't produce much semen any more. All I could say was a feeble "Oh, that's a shame, are your knees better though?".

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a bus, he tells me he's 90, has something wrong with his knees (or legs, can't remember), then goes on to tell me the medication the doctor gave him makes it difficult for him to get an erection and he doesn't produce much semen any more. All I could say was a feeble "Oh, that's a shame, are your knees better though?"."

Did you not ask to help him out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a bus, he tells me he's 90, has something wrong with his knees (or legs, can't remember), then goes on to tell me the medication the doctor gave him makes it difficult for him to get an erection and he doesn't produce much semen any more. All I could say was a feeble "Oh, that's a shame, are your knees better though?".

Did you not ask to help him out "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a bus, he tells me he's 90, has something wrong with his knees (or legs, can't remember), then goes on to tell me the medication the doctor gave him makes it difficult for him to get an erection and he doesn't produce much semen any more. All I could say was a feeble "Oh, that's a shame, are your knees better though?"."

So funny. That made me laugh -D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'If you come any closer I'll kill you'..

Said to me more than once....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a bus, he tells me he's 90, has something wrong with his knees (or legs, can't remember), then goes on to tell me the medication the doctor gave him makes it difficult for him to get an erection and he doesn't produce much semen any more. All I could say was a feeble "Oh, that's a shame, are your knees better though?".

Did you not ask to help him out "

I don't have the patience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a bus, he tells me he's 90, has something wrong with his knees (or legs, can't remember), then goes on to tell me the medication the doctor gave him makes it difficult for him to get an erection and he doesn't produce much semen any more. All I could say was a feeble "Oh, that's a shame, are your knees better though?".

So funny. That made me laugh -D"

The bus was full too. I could feel the eyes of the people sat behind us, boring into my back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex mother in law announced to her sister and several of her relatives that I'm the man you need "if you want a dildo putting up" she did of course mean a dado rail, but I'm quite handy with a dildo if that's what your into

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"Sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a bus, he tells me he's 90, has something wrong with his knees (or legs, can't remember), then goes on to tell me the medication the doctor gave him makes it difficult for him to get an erection and he doesn't produce much semen any more. All I could say was a feeble "Oh, that's a shame, are your knees better though?".

Did you not ask to help him out

I don't have the patience "

Crying in laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP that's pretty grim. And Dan, you really are a pest

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Outside of fab, but inside of swinging.....

A man in the club I work in justifying that he has to be there and cheat on his wife or he could die of cancer!

Said his doctor told him he needs to ejaculate at least two or three times a week to stay healthy so he comes there to do it.

I asked why he didn't just have a wank and apparently it's not the same or as healthy for him

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was more a chat up line... a guy asked me if I had my toothbrush on me, when I said no he said it's ok you can use mine in the morn!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a bus, he tells me he's 90, has something wrong with his knees (or legs, can't remember), then goes on to tell me the medication the doctor gave him makes it difficult for him to get an erection and he doesn't produce much semen any more. All I could say was a feeble "Oh, that's a shame, are your knees better though?".

So funny. That made me laugh -D

The bus was full too. I could feel the eyes of the people sat behind us, boring into my back "

Maybe they thought you were out on a date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a bus, he tells me he's 90, has something wrong with his knees (or legs, can't remember), then goes on to tell me the medication the doctor gave him makes it difficult for him to get an erection and he doesn't produce much semen any more. All I could say was a feeble "Oh, that's a shame, are your knees better though?".

So funny. That made me laugh -D

The bus was full too. I could feel the eyes of the people sat behind us, boring into my back

Maybe they thought you were out on a date. "

That would put a new meaning to Help the Aged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside of fab, but inside of swinging.....

A man in the club I work in justifying that he has to be there and cheat on his wife or he could die of cancer!

Said his doctor told him he needs to ejaculate at least two or three times a week to stay healthy so he comes there to do it.

I asked why he didn't just have a wank and apparently it's not the same or as healthy for him "

He'll use more energy fucking but ejaculation is ejaculation, regardless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex mother in law announced to her sister and several of her relatives that I'm the man you need "if you want a dildo putting up" she did of course mean a dado rail, but I'm quite handy with a dildo if that's what your into "

This reminds me of my mother in law talking about my back passage. I had a small passage from my garden to my living room and kitchen, at the back of my house. She used to talk about doing my back passage

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Take your pick from 2300 plus emails I have at work from my 2 weeks off. The struggle is all too real today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sitting next to an elderly gentleman on a bus, he tells me he's 90, has something wrong with his knees (or legs, can't remember), then goes on to tell me the medication the doctor gave him makes it difficult for him to get an erection and he doesn't produce much semen any more. All I could say was a feeble "Oh, that's a shame, are your knees better though?".

So funny. That made me laugh -D

The bus was full too. I could feel the eyes of the people sat behind us, boring into my back

Maybe they thought you were out on a date.

That would put a new meaning to Help the Aged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Outside of fab, but inside of swinging.....

A man in the club I work in justifying that he has to be there and cheat on his wife or he could die of cancer!

Said his doctor told him he needs to ejaculate at least two or three times a week to stay healthy so he comes there to do it.

I asked why he didn't just have a wank and apparently it's not the same or as healthy for him "

It's all true HP. Even if it isn't, why take the risk?

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

I once was followed by a guy whilst doing my weekly shop at our local Tesco. He approached me and tried to hand me his card with the comment: if you ever fancy a coffee and some more, contact me. My reply: no worries I get all the coffee and some more at home. Xx

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By *l4yerMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"I once was followed by a guy whilst doing my weekly shop at our local Tesco. He approached me and tried to hand me his card with the comment: if you ever fancy a coffee and some more, contact me. My reply: no worries I get all the coffee and some more at home. Xx"

I bet you do.

A few years back I went to pick my son up from a birthday party. All the yummy mummies were there, en masse and one asked me for a huge favour.

Could I tighten up the screws on birthday boys scooter and handed me the scooter and a spanner.

I said 'of course' and my son, bless him, announced very proudly and loudly that 'my dad's really good at screwing'.

Cue a dozen mums staring straight at me.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"My ex mother in law announced to her sister and several of her relatives that I'm the man you need "if you want a dildo putting up" she did of course mean a dado rail, but I'm quite handy with a dildo if that's what your into "

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