FabSwingers.com forum: Medical emergency

By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Omg guys I need your urgent help

I urgently need a pussy sitting on my face grinding their yummy pussy against my month

I need this urgently, I have a potentially life threatening illness where I need pussy juice once or twice a week, and if I don't get it my body goes into shook

Please help

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

damn, whens the funeral?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have one unfortunately, will a Golden Retriever do?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Noooo none of you dudes can help

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

I am fading away, the only thing that can save me is a girl sitting on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont know if id be any help?

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Unless look-innocent can help, I really think it's time to scribble a Will.

Lucifer

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Dont know if id be any help?

Oh I think you could save my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont know if id be any help?

Oh I think you could save my life

Well i am a trauma medic...here to help whenever i can

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Dont know if id be any help?

Oh I think you could save my life

Well i am a trauma medic...here to help whenever i can

Think you should message me asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's flat-lined.

RIP OP

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"He's flat-lined.

RIP OP

Ah well. Shall we move on?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"He's flat-lined.

RIP OP

Ah well. Shall we move on?

Tea, anyone?

Always good when someone dies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always good when someone dies..."

Are you a funeral director?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A limerick to the OP....

There was a fella who craved juicy pussy,

So much so that it made him non-fussy.

He's now left this dimension,

So pay him no more attention.

And turn it instead to some brazen hussy.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Always good when someone dies...

Are you a funeral director?

Silly woman!

Tea is always good when someone dies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's flat-lined.

RIP OP

Ah well. Shall we move on?

Tea, anyone?

Always good when someone dies..."

Yes please Lisa no milk or sugar in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made my day

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

No no I am still clinging to life....just

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Omg guys I need your urgent help

I urgently need a pussy sitting on my face grinding their yummy pussy against my month

I need this urgently, I have a potentially life threatening illness where I need pussy juice once or twice a week, and if I don't get it my body goes into shook

Please help

Call the Samaritans!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"Dont know if id be any help?

Oh I think you could save my life

Well i am a trauma medic...here to help whenever i can

Heavens above!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Naughty and juicy medic/nurse or doctor needed asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always good when someone dies...

Are you a funeral director?

Silly woman!

Tea is always good when someone dies!

I had visions of you measuring people up in the Wild West before the gunfight starts.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Always good when someone dies...

Are you a funeral director?

Silly woman!

Tea is always good when someone dies!

I had visions of you measuring people up in the Wild West before the gunfight starts.

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trust you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg guys I need your urgent help

I urgently need a pussy sitting on my face grinding their yummy pussy against my month

I need this urgently, I have a potentially life threatening illness where I need pussy juice once or twice a week, and if I don't get it my body goes into shook

Please help

Does it have to be a human pussy? I'm just saying, it's life or death and you do have options. MmBaa aa aa aa aa

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Yeah human only

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I think I must have saved a life today

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I think I must have saved a life today

That's it, rub it in

No pun intended lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got one for my face later. Just saying like

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I've got one for my face later. Just saying like

Can she not help to save my life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 20hr medical emergency!

Damn you are holding on in there, stay strong ...

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"A 20hr medical emergency!

Damn you are holding on in there, stay strong ...

It's been tough and I am slowly fading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got one for my face later. Just saying like

Can she not help to save my life?

Why would she do that when she can be sat on me instead?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I've got one for my face later. Just saying like

Can she not help to save my life?

Why would she do that when she can be sat on me instead?

So you can have a well deserved rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take one for the team and deal with the exhaustion.

I hear you're fading fast. Hope your affairs are in order before you're no longer of this parish

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I'll take one for the team and deal with the exhaustion.

I hear you're fading fast. Hope your affairs are in order before you're no longer of this parish

Oh no your letting me die

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Barely alive .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will call a priest for the last rites then.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

I need juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the right sort of priest, that could probably happen

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Call the right sort of priest, that could probably happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get sorted

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Did you get sorted

Noooooo, so dyhrated. Can you help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you get sorted

Noooooo, so dyhrated. Can you help?

Glass of water helps

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Did you get sorted

Noooooo, so dyhrated. Can you help?

Glass of water helps "

I need a nice juicy pussy to sit on my face and grind against my mouth, that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the longest death ever, just give up the ghost man. R.I.P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you get sorted

Noooooo, so dyhrated. Can you help?

Glass of water helps

I need a nice juicy pussy to sit on my face and grind against my mouth, that's all

Well I am sure one will come along sometime

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Good old Fab forums..

The fourth emergency service.

Guaranteed to let you down...

But we try....sort of....in our own way

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Good old Fab forums..

The fourth emergency service.

Guaranteed to let you down...

But we try....sort of....in our own way"

You are all leaving me to die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, pretty much.

Man up princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strange weather we're having for this time of year.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good old Fab forums..

The fourth emergency service.

Guaranteed to let you down...

But we try....sort of....in our own way

You are all leaving me to die

Basically you could just have a wank ....your only going to die if a nuclear wotsit hits us ...then your fucked any way

* apologies for my language

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Good old Fab forums..

The fourth emergency service.

Guaranteed to let you down...

But we try....sort of....in our own way

You are all leaving me to die

Basically you could just have a wank ....your only going to die if a nuclear wotsit hits us ...then your fucked any way

* apologies for my language

Wank? Na

You all know what I need x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good old Fab forums..

The fourth emergency service.

Guaranteed to let you down...

But we try....sort of....in our own way

You are all leaving me to die

Basically you could just have a wank ....your only going to die if a nuclear wotsit hits us ...then your fucked any way

* apologies for my language

Wank? Na

You all know what I need x"

A glass of water

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Good old Fab forums..

The fourth emergency service.

Guaranteed to let you down...

But we try....sort of....in our own way

You are all leaving me to die

Basically you could just have a wank ....your only going to die if a nuclear wotsit hits us ...then your fucked any way

* apologies for my language

Wank? Na

You all know what I need x

A glass of water

Bless you Jo, helping the man die with dignity, this is what the Fab forums fourth emergency service is all about....right extended tea break everyone, we can check on him in erm!...lets say an hour from now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good old Fab forums..

The fourth emergency service.

Guaranteed to let you down...

But we try....sort of....in our own way

You are all leaving me to die

Basically you could just have a wank ....your only going to die if a nuclear wotsit hits us ...then your fucked any way

* apologies for my language

Wank? Na

You all know what I need x

A glass of water

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Are you dead yet OP ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's flat-lined.

RIP OP

Ah well. Shall we move on?

Tea, anyone?

Always good when someone dies..."

Did someone mention tea?

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Yes, there is still 18 minutes left re our evening tea-break, then we really should check on the OP

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Undertaker is on Standby!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Not long now guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not long now guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not long now guys

Loadsa time yet, there's still over 100 posts available.

Drag it out a bit more

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Not long now guys

Loadsa time yet, there's still over 100 posts available.

Drag it out a bit more

You uncaring bunch of b.......

Loooool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't someone just sit on his face :p

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Won't someone just sit on his face :p"

I will shit on his face if he doesn't pack it in

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Won't someone just sit on his face :p

I will shit on his face if he doesn't pack it in

Bit harsh

Just one juicy lady needed, that's all

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