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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got changed and found a dead spider down there!!

1st thing i did was scream, then when i realised he was dead i thought 'poor spider' i crushed him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure it was a spider and not crushed pubes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got changed and found a dead spider down there!!

1st thing i did was scream, then when i realised he was dead i thought 'poor spider' i crushed him "
with boob?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

What a way to go though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sure it was a spider and not crushed pubes?

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deffo a spider..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"You sure it was a spider and not crushed pubes?

"

Wrong just wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sure it was a spider and not crushed pubes?

deffo a spider.. "

How the eff do you get a spider down there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sure it was a spider and not crushed pubes?

deffo a spider..

How the eff do you get a spider down there?

"

Just looked at your profile. No need to answer that

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"You sure it was a spider and not crushed pubes?

deffo a spider..

How the eff do you get a spider down there?

Just looked at your profile. No need to answer that "

Well done sherlock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sure it was a spider and not crushed pubes?

deffo a spider..

How the eff do you get a spider down there?

"

I have no idea.. must have been in my bra before i put it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sure it was a spider and not crushed pubes?

deffo a spider..

How the eff do you get a spider down there?

I have no idea.. must have been in my bra before i put it on "

Or crawling about in your cleavage all day

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You sure it was a spider and not crushed pubes?

deffo a spider..

How the eff do you get a spider down there?

I have no idea.. must have been in my bra before i put it on "

You have cobwebs in your bra or worse your cleavage?

jeez it has been some time hasn't it.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol Shagalooney.

Thats what I thought when I read it....how often do you wash your bras Cute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thay say in our life time when we sleep we get them in our mouths end up in our tummys , not sure of numbers but i did read that some place , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thay say in our life time when we sleep we get them in our mouths end up in our tummys , not sure of numbers but i did read that some place , lol "

Statistics ( Yada Yada) would have it that we will eat about a dozen in our lifetimes...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thay say in our life time when we sleep we get them in our mouths end up in our tummys , not sure of numbers but i did read that some place , lol

Statistics ( Yada Yada) would have it that we will eat about a dozen in our lifetimes...;-)"
see i new i had seen that some place before. But yukkk xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What a way to go though "

just what we were thinking

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"Just got changed and found a dead spider down there!!

1st thing i did was scream, then when i realised he was dead i thought 'poor spider' i crushed him "

God girl... check down below for cobwebs

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" then when i realised he was dead i thought 'poor spider' i crushed him "

There you are, see... Just when you thought you would not grow up to be a super hero... You wake up with anti spiderman tits...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i change them daily,, no idea how it got down there .. it must have been living in my chest of drawers

perverted spider, just as bad as men who sniff underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont know wether to feel sorry for him or jealous of him......

Either way i salute you Mr Spider....you brave,lucky ,lucky ...lucky soul....

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"i change them daily,, no idea how it got down there .. it must have been living in my chest of drawers

perverted spider, just as bad as men who sniff underwear "
and how do you know it wasnt female spider she may have had crush on you oh dear crush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a Brarantula spider...Perhaps he saw your boobs on the web...

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