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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So America is in talks with Russia over some stuff. The USA have sent over an ambassador who has a taste for shooting, but the talks are not going well. In a bid to make things better Russia offers to setup a shoot for the USA guy. Instantly the ambassador exclaims his desire to shoot himself a Russian bear. Sadly no such bears exist in Russia no more.

The powers do not want to let the Americans down. So a call out across Russia is made for a bear. No expense is spared locating a bear and transporting it to the rural shoot location. The circus owner had sold the performing bear to a guy in a bar, who in turn had sold it to the government for suitcases of cash.

So the bear was released in the rural area not far from the shooting site setup for the American. Given it being a bear the kgb had setup a lookout hide high up in a tree...the was open ground to front with a road that leads to town next to it.

So the local postman is on his way to deliver his rural mail. He switches down a gear hills a bit steep here. Suddenly he comes across a bear standing in the road, waving its arms about, he swerves and crashes, gets off bike, the bear is yarning and making noises, the postman panics and runs off down the road, leaving the heavy framed post office bike on floor.

The bear thinks its part of his routine... he picks up the bike and starts riding down the road.

The American has his sight on...ready for a bear to appear... suddenly he hears the raw of a bear. His heart beat quickens. Its actually the bear had to shift down a gear on the hill, he must work on his calf muscles he thought. So as the bear emerges from the tree line on the bicycle, the American can't believe what he's seeing and he falls out of the tree and breaks his legs.

He's taken to hospital, he's telling everyone he saw a bear riding a bicycle, the drs all think he's mad. They can't possibly carry on talks with mad man and send him packing back to trump with his broken legs and mad crazy story of a bear riding a bicycle. Yeah as if