FabSwingers.com forum: A swingers retreat

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if you were to visit a b&b that was a swingers retreat, what amenities would you expect it to have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me eggs sunnyside up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"me eggs sunnyside up"

noted...any other requests????

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Lots of towels......lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of towels......lol"

okay eggs and towels...short list...phew!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Going to Cape d' Adge in September will let you know what it is lacking!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

water proof beds/sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going to Cape d' Adge in September will let you know what it is lacking!"

thanks lol. Just curious as to what you would expect at a b&b that was aimed at swinger.

what people would expect that would be different from a vanilla B&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean (spotless) Beds... Sheets, cheery staff... A less than sleezy staff lol..

Ohh and the rest clean too....

We like it clean see pmsl...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"water proof beds/sheets

goes without say..I would imagine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thinking of setting one up whoresdrawers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

okay so if it were a place where swingers could come and chill for a weekend, rather than a place people meet just to do the deed, what amenities would you expect?

A mix between a club/hotel and a B&B?

Pool?

Hot tub?

Sauna?

entertainment?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"thinking of setting one up whoresdrawers?"

might be lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good sexy but not sleezy themed rooms.... All different.

Quirky touches... Like swing attachments built in to the ceilings maybe..

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

entertainment never goes amiss.....hmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

am taking notes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the funny touches... Cock and Boob Ice cubes for drinks.. Quirky glasses, Silky sensual stuff...

Ohhhh Loads of wipes..... Sterile ones lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo breakfast served by French Maids...

and Butlers in dickies and cuffs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any more??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol...they are funny suggestions, not quite what i was thinking, but funny non the less lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh

Ok... Never been to one so No idea lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going to Cape d' Adge in September will let you know what it is lacking!"

Experience tell us that we doubt you will find much lacking there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yer gotta have the staff of an evening doing the entertainment. aving a mr and mrs contest, knobbly knees and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swimming (indoor or outdoor) would be great, always nice to relax in one of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yer gotta have the staff of an evening doing the entertainment. aving a mr and mrs contest, knobbly knees and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhh

Ok... Never been to one so No idea lol....

lol, neither have I but think I will go and do some research lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entertainment or music and maybe a chill out area which wasn't a play area so people could just sit and chat - maybe a licenced bar area.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think themed rooms would be ace lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Entertainment or music and maybe a chill out area which wasn't a play area so people could just sit and chat - maybe a licenced bar area.

I was kind of thinking all inclusive, free bar...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think themed rooms would be ace lol...

what themes would you envisage???

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Ohhhh

Ok... Never been to one so No idea lol....

lol, neither have I but think I will go and do some research lol"

Take yourself to Youtopia in Malton, the nearest thing to perfect you can find and it ain't finished yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All sorts...

Burlesque...

Mouline Rouge..

BDSM...

Depends really... if its just swingers or a mixture??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohhhh

Ok... Never been to one so No idea lol....

lol, neither have I but think I will go and do some research lol

Take yourself to Youtopia in Malton, the nearest thing to perfect you can find and it ain't finished yet!"

I wasnt thinking along the lines of club, more a retreat with extras lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All sorts...

Burlesque...

Mouline Rouge..

BDSM...

Depends really... if its just swingers or a mixture??

ummm go for swingers, thats what im researching at the mo lol.

If it were open to all, then obviously somethings would be changed, maybe swingers only weekends...who knows, just seeing what people who are swingers would expect to find or like to find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm No1 Would be Clean....

We can make our own filth lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Entertainment or music and maybe a chill out area which wasn't a play area so people could just sit and chat - maybe a licenced bar area.

I was kind of thinking all inclusive, free bar...

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Sounds good - I'd come

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmm No1 Would be Clean....

We can make our own filth lol....

lol of that I have no doubt lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

anyhoo, thanks for your comments.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"erm

you..."

lol oh I would be there...hostess with well not the mostest, but id be there lol

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Clean has been said a hundred times already! LOL

But also showers and baths that take 2 to 4 people at the same time are fun!

Big beds, so no one falls off!

Maybe a swing in the room?

For tips you could look at this place:

www.hoteldevie.com

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I think some really decent equipment to play on would be cool

lots of really fluffy towels too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a coin operated suck and fuck machine...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clean has been said a hundred times already! LOL

But also showers and baths that take 2 to 4 people at the same time are fun!

Big beds, so no one falls off!

Maybe a swing in the room?

For tips you could look at this place:

www.hoteldevie.com

ta.xxx

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"Going to Cape d' Adge in September will let you know what it is lacking!

Experience tell us that we doubt you will find much lacking there

We there in Sept too... Never found anything to be lacking!!! Except of course, TIME!!! lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Ok all ideas in so when you opening it??

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"if you were to visit a b&b that was a swingers retreat, what amenities would you expect it to have?"

Isn't there a swingers B&B or small hotel in Blackpool?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok all ideas in so when you opening it??"

lol my lips are sealed lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Ok all ideas in so when you opening it??

lol my lips are sealed lol"

you need a silent partner lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"if you were to visit a b&b that was a swingers retreat, what amenities would you expect it to have?

Isn't there a swingers B&B or small hotel in Blackpool?"

Think there are two there

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"if you were to visit a b&b that was a swingers retreat, what amenities would you expect it to have?"

Maybe some fun stuff in the bedrooms like a sex swing to put your woman in and fuck her.

Maybe a gym room with sex equipment that you could attach your own vibrators to ect

Type sex machines in google lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a primani trouser press for my primani shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its sunny here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a condom vending machine

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"a condom vending machine "

A hunky guy vending machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big clean beds

And a cracking brekkie in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally would want to see some cam equipment thta could be borrowed or hired as long as i was in control and not being spied on by the management,ha

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By *heAddamsCouple
over a year ago

corbridge

Google "Aphrodites Lodge" in Windermere....

Not advertised as a swingers Hotel ( ok - it is not a B&B) but we stayed there one night, and we were pretty certain that that was what people were there for, judging by the noise coming from the private Jacuzzis....

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