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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine was when I had arranged to meet a couple at there house early on a Sunday morning....

I turned up all suited and booted at the address given at the pre arranged time of 7am...

Knocked on the door patiently three times, curtains drawn no lights on and no answer at the door.....

Thought they had cold feet but decided to phone them, hubby answers and I say I'm here and he says where??..

I say I'm on your driveway mate in my car he said your not mate I'm on my drive and there ain't no car here.....

Unbeknown to me there was a second house where the road spilt with exactly the same address as theirs four miles away from them...

I obviously made like a swastika and got the hell out of dodge....

Imagine if they answered the door....... and I say Hiya I'm here to service your Mrs??

What's your embarrassing moment on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine tend to be those embarrassing 'auto correct' moments!

You know, where a lady means to reply 'Yes, Dan, I'd love to meet you and spend 30 minutes wriggling on your face' but auto correct changes it to 'Fuck off you sick perve. Contact me again and I'm reporting you to Admin!'

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

farted in someone's face, turned up at the wrong hotel, bra popped open in the bar on a social...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When following a fuck the person uses your real name and you realise that you went to school together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby and I were meeting a couple at a club, we were all staying in the hotel above the club so we said we would knock on their door and walk down together. It was a theme night so I was wearing a gold corset with a tutu on and a thong underneath.

We met them and went to walk down the winding staircase when I tripped and fell down the stairs landing on my face with my bare arse in the air

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mine was when I was chatting to 2 ladies. Chatting them both up, admiring them.....Turned out one was a bloke and married to the lady I'd also been chatting up. They'd had a good hoot at my efforts. Thank the gods I hadn't cut n pasted!

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By *ubswitchdomCouple
over a year ago

Sussex


"Hubby and I were meeting a couple at a club, we were all staying in the hotel above the club so we said we would knock on their door and walk down together. It was a theme night so I was wearing a gold corset with a tutu on and a thong underneath.

We met them and went to walk down the winding staircase when I tripped and fell down the stairs landing on my face with my bare arse in the air "

Oh my gosh! Embarrassing for you, i'm sure they liked the view though! Did the rest of the night go okay or was that the end of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hubby and I were meeting a couple at a club, we were all staying in the hotel above the club so we said we would knock on their door and walk down together. It was a theme night so I was wearing a gold corset with a tutu on and a thong underneath.

We met them and went to walk down the winding staircase when I tripped and fell down the stairs landing on my face with my bare arse in the air

Oh my gosh! Embarrassing for you, i'm sure they liked the view though! Did the rest of the night go okay or was that the end of that?"

To be honest we were all so nervous it actually broke the ice and we had an amazing night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a social in a family resort where it slowly dawned on me that the waitress, barman.. and anyone ever within earshot of the couple in question.. knew that they were swingers.. and by association.. why i was there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst moment on here was on my old account. I was on the hunt for a milf, found one, perfect. Big tits, lovely arse, funny and flirty. Sent pictures etc over message, but agreed to not see a face pic until the meet. Wasn't worried and went with it. Arranged to meet as said Milf's flat. Turned up rang buzzer etc went up to door. Lady opened and it turned out to be the mum of a close old school pal you can imagine our faces...... needless to say the meet didn't go ahead and we still see each other on the odd occasion now. Very awkward........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awkward as well as embarrassing. Sitting with a man, on a first meet, in a busy bar-I'm the only woman barring one bar lady-and one of the men sitting next to us starts chatting to me. I was trying to be polite and answer the man, without excluding the man I was with, but it was difficult as he was sitting beside me, and the man I was with was opposite.

I could see my friend looking a bit peeved, and as the other man got up to leave he patted my friend on the back and said "I'd have her if she gave up the gambling".

My friend did not look too happy and said it made him jealous-which made me laugh. He then leaned over the table and kissed me, in the busy pub, which I usually find very embarrassing, but went with it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awkward as well as embarrassing. Sitting with a man, on a first meet, in a busy bar-I'm the only woman barring one bar lady-and one of the men sitting next to us starts chatting to me. I was trying to be polite and answer the man, without excluding the man I was with, but it was difficult as he was sitting beside me, and the man I was with was opposite.

I could see my friend looking a bit peeved, and as the other man got up to leave he patted my friend on the back and said "I'd have her if she gave up the gambling".

My friend did not look too happy and said it made him jealous-which made me laugh. He then leaned over the table and kissed me, in the busy pub, which I usually find very embarrassing, but went with it anyway. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awkward as well as embarrassing. Sitting with a man, on a first meet, in a busy bar-I'm the only woman barring one bar lady-and one of the men sitting next to us starts chatting to me. I was trying to be polite and answer the man, without excluding the man I was with, but it was difficult as he was sitting beside me, and the man I was with was opposite.

I could see my friend looking a bit peeved, and as the other man got up to leave he patted my friend on the back and said "I'd have her if she gave up the gambling".

My friend did not look too happy and said it made him jealous-which made me laugh. He then leaned over the table and kissed me, in the busy pub, which I usually find very embarrassing, but went with it anyway. "

No wonder your friend was peeved.. He wouldn't have got his hands anywhere near me.. and he'd have got a venomous comeback to his arrogance.

I hate it when men get competitive over women. I'm also not interested in women who get off on stirring up the jealousy.

If you ignore it.. you're thought of as weak, you react and thought of as immature. I usually turn to the friend I'm with and see if she can answer on my behalf and put him in place on her own. Thats the type of woman i like.. one who would have shot down a prick like that in flames.

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