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How do you like your men/women

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By *ing midas OP   Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Just a bit of fun. I'll start.

I like my women like I like my fast food.

Cheap, tasty and with a toy hidden in the box.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Like my coffee...

Strong, hot, dark & keep me up all night!

Oh, and tall!

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By *ing midas OP   Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

I like my women like I like my night clubs.

Hot, dark and banging all night

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By *ing midas OP   Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

I like my men like I like my coffee.

Tiny, white and finished in seconds.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I like my women to be like a Cola Cube that has been dropped on the carpet...multi-faceted, sweet to taste and with a soft, gooey centre...and covered in a little rug fluff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my men rough as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my women to be like grilled peri peri chicken.

Healthy, non fattening, and spicy hot.

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By *ing midas OP   Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

I like my women like I like my pedigree cats.

Green eyes, skinny as fuck and zero body hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like Witney from Eastenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh we dont have to use foods?

I like my women how I like my exercise bike. Sturdy, able to take a pounding, able to keep up with me for the distance, leave me breathless and sweating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Without going down the food euphemism avenue. I love my woman to be..

Really feminine, mysterious, intelligent and slightly submissive.

Too much too ask? Haha

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By *ing midas OP   Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

It can be anything. But for maximum wittiness the description should work in both examples.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown


"Just a bit of fun. I'll start.

I like my women like I like my fast food.

Cheap, tasty and with a toy hidden in the box."

I like my men how I like my chocolate

Rich, dark and melts in my mouth

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I like my men how I like my eggs. Large and by the dozen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like those who can relate to and enjoy what's going on in my head. Those who actually want to know what's going on in there are my most favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short, nice legs and round butt. Intelligent, sarcastic, witty and a little crazy. She's out there somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sane is usually a good starter for ten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight up with a twist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathing and a pulse

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