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"In fact I could add a lot more now you have got me thinking " | |||
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"1 - Salt and pepper chicken with noodles. 2 - "hey take my credit card and get what you want" 3 - "yes we have those in your size" 4 - Chronology protection conjecture.... it keeps me safe from the monkey man's time machine. 5 - Having my toenails nibbled by gerbils. " Swap 5 for "yes, I did put the loo seat back down" and I'll be putty | |||
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"Eyes - must have a twinkle or two in them. Dull eyes do nothing for me. A sharp wit and a good sense of humour - must be able to make me laugh. Voice - one that can turn my knees into jelly. Squeaky high pitch voices do not do anything for me. Hands - big piano hands with long slender fingers that are neatly manicured. I cannot let knobbly rough hands with dirty fingernails go near me. Good smile with good teeth - a winning combination, as I cannot let a gent with bad teeth go down on me. " +1 | |||
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"Eyes - must have a twinkle or two in them. Dull eyes do nothing for me. A sharp wit and a good sense of humour - must be able to make me laugh. Voice - one that can turn my knees into jelly. Squeaky high pitch voices do not do anything for me. Hands - big piano hands with long slender fingers that are neatly manicured. I cannot let knobbly rough hands with dirty fingernails go near me. Good smile with good teeth - a winning combination, as I cannot let a gent with bad teeth go down on me. " I'm for you then. Can't give up the gardening. | |||
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"Our 1st post on the forum so please be gentle x What are your top 5 turn on's Mine are (Tony) 1. Big boobs 2. Shaved pussy 3. High heels 4. Sense of humour 5. Sexy eyes x We would love to hear yours x " Hi and welcome to the forums... top 5 ways to metaphorically get in jems knickers 1 make me laugh 2 make me think 3 be filthy 4 accent 5 size (i like tall,big men) if u are fem 1 2and 3 the same 4 Small(i lke girly women) 5 smile | |||
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"Cheeky smile Personality PVC, Leather Thigh boots Legs basically a rock chick " | |||
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"think south has a shit accent, as im from there went to blackburn yesterday an the women sounded fit!! " Oi nothing wrong with a Southern twang you cheeky fecker | |||
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"think south has a shit accent, as im from there went to blackburn yesterday an the women sounded fit!! Oi nothing wrong with a Southern twang you cheeky fecker " i am southern thankyou im just saying thats all | |||
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"think south has a shit accent, as im from there went to blackburn yesterday an the women sounded fit!! Oi nothing wrong with a Southern twang you cheeky fecker i am southern thankyou im just saying thats all" I was joking!! | |||
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"think south has a shit accent, as im from there went to blackburn yesterday an the women sounded fit!! Oi nothing wrong with a Southern twang you cheeky fecker i am southern thankyou im just saying thats all I was joking!! " k cool | |||
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"Welcome. I've looked at everyone's turn ons and can safely say that I have everything Cute n Sassy needs.... " phwoarrrr cmon granny! | |||
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"1. A sense of humour 2. distiguished looks 3. smells gorgeous 4. dresses well 5. accent" Hi (in a Yorkshire accent) | |||
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"ohhh an irish women make me faint gorgeous accent " Must be a painful keep fainting when they speak! | |||
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"welcome to the forum x " kiss of death... | |||
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"Cheeky smile Personality PVC, Leather Thigh boots Legs basically a rock chick " Hello | |||
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"Cheeky smile Personality PVC, Leather Thigh boots Legs basically a rock chick Hello " Hello Does that mean you are a rock chick? | |||
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"1. Alpha male 2. Great smile 3. Northern Accent 4. Strong Physique 5. Nice eyes " lol...don't think it was just one person you're supposed to be describing femme....or is it just happenchance that a certain fella ticked all your boxes | |||
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"An attactive face.....it's what I look at first lol. Nice arms. Hairy chest. Dark hair. Tattoos. xxx" Four out of five, cant be bad. lol | |||
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"1. Alpha male 2. Great smile 3. Northern Accent 4. Strong Physique 5. Nice eyes lol...don't think it was just one person you're supposed to be describing femme....or is it just happenchance that a certain fella ticked all your boxes " Now i cant help that now can i? I suspect yours may be similar, but a slightly more northern accent? | |||
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"1. Alpha male 2. Great smile 3. Northern Accent 4. Strong Physique 5. Nice eyes lol...don't think it was just one person you're supposed to be describing femme....or is it just happenchance that a certain fella ticked all your boxes Now i cant help that now can i? I suspect yours may be similar, but a slightly more northern accent?" I don't know what you mean | |||
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"4 - Chronology protection conjecture.... it keeps me safe from the monkey man's time machine." Ha! Yes you and that loser Hawkings could stop me... IF! Traveling faster than light were the only way to time travel. If you had a time machine which could manipulate worm holes or even create it's very own worm hole then the need to travel at light speed is moot! Thus! My ability to travel to your home in the small hours and put a bat up your night dress is therefore not diminished. I just need a bit more glitter and some orange cray paper for flames. | |||
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"4 - Chronology protection conjecture.... it keeps me safe from the monkey man's time machine. Ha! Yes you and that loser Hawkings could stop me... IF! Traveling faster than light were the only way to time travel. If you had a time machine which could manipulate worm holes or even create it's very own worm hole then the need to travel at light speed is moot! Thus! My ability to travel to your home in the small hours and put a bat up your night dress is therefore not diminished. I just need a bit more glitter and some orange cray paper for flames." Tut tut .... everyone knows a machine which could manipulate the curves of time to create worm holes would generate so much radiation you'd be killed getting into it.... at best you'd glow in the dark and I'd see you cumming in the dark (and arriving)... even in your Spiderman (no -) costume! | |||
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"4 - Chronology protection conjecture.... it keeps me safe from the monkey man's time machine. Ha! Yes you and that loser Hawkings could stop me... IF! Traveling faster than light were the only way to time travel. If you had a time machine which could manipulate worm holes or even create it's very own worm hole then the need to travel at light speed is moot! Thus! My ability to travel to your home in the small hours and put a bat up your night dress is therefore not diminished. I just need a bit more glitter and some orange cray paper for flames. Tut tut .... everyone knows a machine which could manipulate the curves of time to create worm holes would generate so much radiation you'd be killed getting into it.... at best you'd glow in the dark and I'd see you cumming in the dark (and arriving)... even in your Spiderman (no -) costume!" It's Spider-Man! SPIDER-MAN!!! | |||
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" It's Spider-Man! SPIDER-MAN!!! " Does whatever a spider can Climbs a pipe, what a laugh Then can't get out your enamel bath Washed out... there goes the Spiderman! | |||
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