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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So its crime scene Sunday.

The case for 'inspector fab' today is as follows:-

A warm box room with no windows. The door has been locked from inside. Two men are dead in the room.

One hung from a beam on short length of rope dead.

The other lay on floor with stab wounds all over chest.. blood on floor and dead.

A short distance away, a small pool of water and a chair on its side.

All anyone knows is these two men disliked each other.

So 'inspector fab' can you work out what's happend and how men died?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it the soup ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No other weapons in the room I should add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So its crime scene Sunday.

The case for 'inspector fab' today is as follows:-

A warm box room with no windows. The door has been locked from inside. Two men are dead in the room.

One hung from a beam on short length of rope dead.

The other lay on floor with stab wounds all over chest.. blood on floor and dead.

A short distance away, a small pool of water and a chair on its side.

All anyone knows is these two men disliked each other.

So 'inspector fab' can you work out what's happend and how men died?

"

Is the small pool of water another guy he solidified (can happen if you have been dead a while and critters get at you)

It killed the other 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was it the soup ?"

Why? How the stab wounds? What did the soup have stuff in it?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

It was the salmon mousse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So its crime scene Sunday.

The case for 'inspector fab' today is as follows:-

A warm box room with no windows. The door has been locked from inside. Two men are dead in the room.

One hung from a beam on short length of rope dead.

The other lay on floor with stab wounds all over chest.. blood on floor and dead.

A short distance away, a small pool of water and a chair on its side.

All anyone knows is these two men disliked each other.

So 'inspector fab' can you work out what's happend and how men died?

"

A fight took place and the man was stabbed by the guy who then took his own life through guilt, the chair on its side would be close to the scene where the guy hung himself and what he would have stood on. The water would most likely be a mixture of urine and semen as hanging can cause a man to ejaculate and or urinate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So its crime scene Sunday.

The case for 'inspector fab' today is as follows:-

A warm box room with no windows. The door has been locked from inside. Two men are dead in the room.

One hung from a beam on short length of rope dead.

The other lay on floor with stab wounds all over chest.. blood on floor and dead.

A short distance away, a small pool of water and a chair on its side.

All anyone knows is these two men disliked each other.

So 'inspector fab' can you work out what's happend and how men died?

Is the small pool of water another guy he solidified (can happen if you have been dead a while and critters get at you)

It killed the other 2 "

No it was just the two men no others

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

He stabbed him with a big icicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He stabbed him with a big icicle "

Beat me to it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So its crime scene Sunday.

The case for 'inspector fab' today is as follows:-

A warm box room with no windows. The door has been locked from inside. Two men are dead in the room.

One hung from a beam on short length of rope dead.

The other lay on floor with stab wounds all over chest.. blood on floor and dead.

A short distance away, a small pool of water and a chair on its side.

All anyone knows is these two men disliked each other.

So 'inspector fab' can you work out what's happend and how men died?

A fight took place and the man was stabbed by the guy who then took his own life through guilt, the chair on its side would be close to the scene where the guy hung himself and what he would have stood on. The water would most likely be a mixture of urine and semen as hanging can cause a man to ejaculate and or urinate. "

Your close but what did the guy use to stab the other guy in chest so many times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So its crime scene Sunday.

The case for 'inspector fab' today is as follows:-

A warm box room with no windows. The door has been locked from inside. Two men are dead in the room.

One hung from a beam on short length of rope dead.

The other lay on floor with stab wounds all over chest.. blood on floor and dead.

A short distance away, a small pool of water and a chair on its side.

All anyone knows is these two men disliked each other.

So 'inspector fab' can you work out what's happend and how men died?

A fight took place and the man was stabbed by the guy who then took his own life through guilt, the chair on its side would be close to the scene where the guy hung himself and what he would have stood on. The water would most likely be a mixture of urine and semen as hanging can cause a man to ejaculate and or urinate. "

Close, the man was stabbed with an icicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He stabbed him with a big icicle "

Ahh yeah the best weapon to use. No prints!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the key?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So its crime scene Sunday.

The case for 'inspector fab' today is as follows:-

A warm box room with no windows. The door has been locked from inside. Two men are dead in the room.

One hung from a beam on short length of rope dead.

The other lay on floor with stab wounds all over chest.. blood on floor and dead.

A short distance away, a small pool of water and a chair on its side.

All anyone knows is these two men disliked each other.

So 'inspector fab' can you work out what's happend and how men died?

Is the small pool of water another guy he solidified (can happen if you have been dead a while and critters get at you)

It killed the other 2

No it was just the two men no others"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He stabbed him with a big icicle "

Very well done

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

Was the pool of water originally ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So its crime scene Sunday.

The case for 'inspector fab' today is as follows:-

A warm box room with no windows. The door has been locked from inside. Two men are dead in the room.

One hung from a beam on short length of rope dead.

The other lay on floor with stab wounds all over chest.. blood on floor and dead.

A short distance away, a small pool of water and a chair on its side.

All anyone knows is these two men disliked each other.

So 'inspector fab' can you work out what's happend and how men died?

A fight took place and the man was stabbed by the guy who then took his own life through guilt, the chair on its side would be close to the scene where the guy hung himself and what he would have stood on. The water would most likely be a mixture of urine and semen as hanging can cause a man to ejaculate and or urinate.

Your close but what did the guy use to stab the other guy in chest so many times?"

I would have said that. Didn't know the weapon had to be guessed just the way they died and who killed who! Doh I knew that one as well. It's what my friend and I always say we'd use as a weapon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Where's the key?"

It was in the door locked from inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone got any others like this?

I'm sure must be more

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"He stabbed him with a big icicle

Very well done "

Fuuuuuuccking get in there my son.

I never win any kind of competition. I'm still a bit dusty from last night to be honest.

This is big shit for a simple lad like me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He stabbed him with a big icicle

Very well done

Fuuuuuuccking get in there my son.

I never win any kind of competition. I'm still a bit dusty from last night to be honest.

This is big shit for a simple lad like me."

Well I actually thought it would go on some time before anyone got it.

So really well done bud

You got it very quickly

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i was this on facebook ages, never did tell us the answer but i just presumed they were upstairs and the kitchen ceiling collapsed.

nice to finally get an answer.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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ages *ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i was this on facebook ages, never did tell us the answer but i just presumed they were upstairs and the kitchen ceiling collapsed.

nice to finally get an answer."

I've known it for least 20 years so whoever put it on there got it from somewhere else.

Is another one similar to that, I got told when mate at time told me that one...but despite racking the brains...just can't think how it goes.

Sure must be others like this.

Glad you least now know the answer to what happened. It prompts me to think, where it came from. I wonder if its actually a recorded murder in history and this how the story came about? Just seems strange I had mate tell me it up a mountain some 20+ year ago to pass away a lunch on wndy mountain. So it must have done or still does the rounds of stories

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"So its crime scene Sunday.

The case for 'inspector fab' today is as follows:-

A warm box room with no windows. The door has been locked from inside. Two men are dead in the room.

One hung from a beam on short length of rope dead.

The other lay on floor with stab wounds all over chest.. blood on floor and dead.

A short distance away, a small pool of water and a chair on its side.

All anyone knows is these two men disliked each other.

So 'inspector fab' can you work out what's happend and how men died?

A fight took place and the man was stabbed by the guy who then took his own life through guilt, the chair on its side would be close to the scene where the guy hung himself and what he would have stood on. The water would most likely be a mixture of urine and semen as hanging can cause a man to ejaculate and or urinate. "
i loved the pure logic of this, you made me chuckle out loud..thanks x

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i was this on facebook ages, never did tell us the answer but i just presumed they were upstairs and the kitchen ceiling collapsed.

nice to finally get an answer.

I've known it for least 20 years so whoever put it on there got it from somewhere else.

Is another one similar to that, I got told when mate at time told me that one...but despite racking the brains...just can't think how it goes.

Sure must be others like this.

Glad you least now know the answer to what happened. It prompts me to think, where it came from. I wonder if its actually a recorded murder in history and this how the story came about? Just seems strange I had mate tell me it up a mountain some 20+ year ago to pass away a lunch on wndy mountain. So it must have done or still does the rounds of stories "

i was just meaning i never got an answer for a long time.

doubt you could actually kill someone with an icicle but you never know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i was this on facebook ages, never did tell us the answer but i just presumed they were upstairs and the kitchen ceiling collapsed.

nice to finally get an answer.

I've known it for least 20 years so whoever put it on there got it from somewhere else.

Is another one similar to that, I got told when mate at time told me that one...but despite racking the brains...just can't think how it goes.

Sure must be others like this.

Glad you least now know the answer to what happened. It prompts me to think, where it came from. I wonder if its actually a recorded murder in history and this how the story came about? Just seems strange I had mate tell me it up a mountain some 20+ year ago to pass away a lunch on wndy mountain. So it must have done or still does the rounds of stories

i was just meaning i never got an answer for a long time.

doubt you could actually kill someone with an icicle but you never know. "

People get killed on mountains from icicles. Impaled and actually cut arart by large falling chunks of ice.

It seems perfectly logical to me that it could be used as a weapon. They are very tough but then its all down to the ambient air temperature id imagine and how that impacts ice strength.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i was this on facebook ages, never did tell us the answer but i just presumed they were upstairs and the kitchen ceiling collapsed.

nice to finally get an answer.

I've known it for least 20 years so whoever put it on there got it from somewhere else.

Is another one similar to that, I got told when mate at time told me that one...but despite racking the brains...just can't think how it goes.

Sure must be others like this.

Glad you least now know the answer to what happened. It prompts me to think, where it came from. I wonder if its actually a recorded murder in history and this how the story came about? Just seems strange I had mate tell me it up a mountain some 20+ year ago to pass away a lunch on wndy mountain. So it must have done or still does the rounds of stories

i was just meaning i never got an answer for a long time.

doubt you could actually kill someone with an icicle but you never know.

People get killed on mountains from icicles. Impaled and actually cut arart by large falling chunks of ice.

It seems perfectly logical to me that it could be used as a weapon. They are very tough but then its all down to the ambient air temperature id imagine and how that impacts ice strength.

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and how sharp it is might count for something. not sure if you can make ice sharp enough to penetrate skin but someone else might know.

yeah i did google about it, and saw people got killed by them but thought maybe it was the size of them that did that? idk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A man lives on the twelfth floor of an big flats. Every morning he takes the elevator down to the lobby and leaves the building. In the evening, he gets into the elevator, and, if there is someone else in the elevator, or if it was raining that day, he goes back to his floor directly. However, if there is nobody else in the elevator and it hasn't rained, he goes to the tenth floor and walks up two flights of stairs to his room.

Why does he do this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the soup again isn't it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the soup again isn't it ? "

No it was professor plumb in the dinning room with the candlestick

you got soup on the mind

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By *l4yerMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Is the guy in the lift, vertically challenged?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the guy in the lift, vertically challenged?"

Yes. Care to explain though? And why on wet day can he go to his floor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the guy in the lift, vertically challenged?

Yes. Care to explain though? And why on wet day can he go to his floor?"

He uses his umbrella to punch the button for his floor, which he can't reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the guy in the lift, vertically challenged?

Yes. Care to explain though? And why on wet day can he go to his floor?

He uses his umbrella to punch the button for his floor, which he can't reach."

Or gets someone taller to do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the guy in the lift, vertically challenged?

Yes. Care to explain though? And why on wet day can he go to his floor?

He uses his umbrella to punch the button for his floor, which he can't reach.

Or gets someone taller to do it."

It said if was no one else in the lift. So he couldn't ask anyone else. Yes he uses his umbrella to push the button because he is a midget of a man

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