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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everybody state why I'm so amazing. Compliment my looks and my mind and if you want to shag me state how much you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pass!"

That wasn't an option, you just don't comment to show that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give you to my long term partner and watch him work his magic on you *censored for the certification of the Fab forum rules*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're funny as fuck and you have a good heart. You're not afraid to admit when you're wrong. You ask for advice and consider it. You're straight forward and the only arse licking you do is literal.

I think you're ace.

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

The bit about video tapes on your profile is funny.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Your Welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're welsh.

To be born in Wales,

Not with a silver spoon in your mouth,

But, with music in your blood

And with poetry in your soul,

Is a privilege indeed.

Your inheritance is a land of Legend,

Of love and contrast.

A land of beauty so bright it burns the eyes.

Of ugliness that scars the Spirit

As the Earth.

Wales is an old land with wounds

That weep in hills.

They wept before in the bodies of men

And in the hearts of women

And time will never heal them.

The stigmata of sorrow,

Of pain and poverty,

Of lonely crucifixion in the dark,

Remain our lives to feed.

This Land of our Fathers was built on coal.

Its rivers of mingled blood and sweat

Have forever darkened it,

Relieved only by death.

We are a sad people.

Our sadness being wrapped in harps and music

And praise to God,

For the lovely, yearning light

That feeds the Spirit as well as the eyes.

*punches chest in patriotic way*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lacey wants your tits for herself.

I want to spend an afternoon in a quiet pub listening to your unique twaddle stories and then buy you a kebab.

We'd both like to shag you but that's not an option as you're straight so if you could just pop around and use our flannel that would suffice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody state why I'm so amazing. Compliment my looks and my mind and if you want to shag me state how much you do. "

I'd do anything for a quick chat based on your pictures, behaviour and profile.

Just to see if you're as electric in reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody state why I'm so amazing. Compliment my looks and my mind and if you want to shag me state how much you do.

I'd do anything for a quick chat based on your pictures, behaviour and profile.

Just to see if you're as electric in reality."

And hope I manage to drag it out into 5hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a bit mental.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

You're not my type but you did write my favourite post of all time. There was ice lollies and bum defuzzing and all the things you do in the run up to a meet

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I don't want to fuck you. I'm pretty sure the feeling would be mutual , despite the fact that i'm irrisistable.

I enjoy your openness on the forums and how so NOT up your own backside you are.

From my point of view you are still growing up but I suspect you make a fierce mum and a loyal friend.

I think we'd have a good tete a tete and sort the world out in reality but not fall out.

I see you selling welsh hats at extortionate prices to unsuspecting tourists during the day and offering vicious ass fucks with pink rock at highly extortionate prices to d*unken tourists and 'odd' locals in the dead of night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Plus I can cook, remember my roast dinner threads

Yeah this helps, carry on!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

Straightforward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd definitely love to come to yours for one of your roasts and to chat.

You're a lovely person, very loyal, kind hearted and honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just look at you! I would rag you about all day long

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…


"I'd definitely love to come to yours for one of your roasts and to chat.

You're a lovely person, very loyal, kind hearted and honest."
she does mean me btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single one of your threads has me giggling on here! I think you're completely bonkers, but in a good, endearing way. You have a great body that I'm totally envious of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd definitely love to come to yours for one of your roasts and to chat.

You're a lovely person, very loyal, kind hearted and honest. she does mean me btw "

You don't eat roast dinners, you're a vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plus I can cook, remember my roast dinner threads

Yeah this helps, carry on!"

Epic roasties. And Opal Fruit fanny. Classic.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Plus I can cook, remember my roast dinner threads

Yeah this helps, carry on!

Epic roasties. And Opal Fruit fanny. Classic. "

That's the one I remember!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plus I can cook, remember my roast dinner threads

Yeah this helps, carry on!"

The roast chicken pic I think it was as well .....great pic it was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks guys and I mean that

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…


"I'd definitely love to come to yours for one of your roasts and to chat.

You're a lovely person, very loyal, kind hearted and honest. she does mean me btw

You don't eat roast dinners, you're a vegetarian "
oh! THAT sort of roast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too old, too fat, too small (cock) too ugly, too married. That said, is still give you one

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I love you because you're a quick witted, funny beautiful lady with a good heart and great tits. I also respect the fact that you return video tapes on time.

How badly do I want to fuck you?

Crazy badly.

You are the lady I most want to fuck on fab without question. Love the way you are so nasty and slutty and that you own it. I'm going to check into your salon for a back, sack and crack wax and I'll be hoping to feel your tongue in my ass. You are the ultimate slut goddess and I'm going to cover you from head to toe in my hot cum! Your cunt will definitely be getting well used. I could write a book with all the things I want to do with you mswilkes.

I'm going to have to come to wales to see you for sure! Fucking love you and I've a present for you too! Let's make it happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to tie you up and shove Opal Fruits up your bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to tie you up and shove Opal Fruits up your bum. "

They're made to make you MOUTH water, not your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to tie you up and shove Opal Fruits up your bum. "
I want to suck them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to tie you up and shove Opal Fruits up your bum. "

I'm crying!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Everybody state why I'm so amazing. Compliment my looks and my mind and if you want to shag me state how much you do. "

I want to shag you for the simple fact I tick none of your boxes

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I (miss) really laugh at your posts and the things you share on here

I think you say what you mean and would be a right laugh away from here .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to fuck you, but I don't want to punch you either.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury / Lee on solent

I think you're very attractive. I would like to fuck, you a lot. But you're scary so that's as far as it goes. 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody state why I'm so amazing. Compliment my looks and my mind and if you want to shag me state how much you do. "

1, Misery

2, lovely personality

3, good sense of humour

4, compassionate

5, great figure

it wouldn't be my intention to shag you, but you would mentally overpower me and i would succumb to your womanly charms and sexual prowess and be at your mercy, maybe to the point that I would allow you to 'hobble' me, effectively begging to be your 'dirty birdy', God i love you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't want to fuck you, but I don't want to punch you either."

Can I steal that for use in real life?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Wilko, You got wicked bangers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're honest, funny, naturally pretty, quite bonkers and a little bit scary. A proud lady but always humble enough to admit your mistakes and apologise. A fantastic mum, hard-working, feisty and independent. A loyal friend but a fearsome enemy.

But I don't want to fuck you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By *r 007Man
over a year ago

h gate

you look one hot lady

and and like bumholes

i would bend over for you any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cause Mr wilkes was my favourite character in emmerdale farm

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Your posts sometimes make me smile and laugh.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

You make me laugh and you're certainly an original.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"You're funny as fuck and you have a good heart. You're not afraid to admit when you're wrong. You ask for advice and consider it. You're straight forward and the only arse licking you do is literal.

I think you're ace. "

i was going to say as mad as a box of frogs but a good sort beneath the online persona but you put it more succinctly ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your pictures, they make me think we could be lovers for a long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you're cool, OP. You're interesting, you're honest, and you're funny. I don't want to fuck you, but a social would be ace. I really do think you should write a book, too.

Oh, and Yazoo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you're cool, OP. You're interesting, you're honest, and you're funny. I don't want to fuck you, but a social would be ace. I really do think you should write a book, too.

Oh, and Yazoo. "

Haha yeah I'm getting the milkshakes out of here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who are you?

"

Kind of big deal round here!

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By *uperunknown1Man
over a year ago

Chichester


"Who are you?

Kind of big deal round here! "

And my future ex wife, if I have my way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you're cool, OP. You're interesting, you're honest, and you're funny. I don't want to fuck you, but a social would be ace. I really do think you should write a book, too.

Oh, and Yazoo. "

Yazoo!!

Every time I see them I think of you OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is like a episode of eastenders .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's humming of banana milkshake in yuh!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"It's humming of banana milkshake in yuh!"

I like the Starwberry kind myself and feel proud and relieved when I get brain freeze. It's a gentle reminder I have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's humming of banana milkshake in yuh!"

Chocolate is tastier.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"It's humming of banana milkshake in yuh!

Chocolate is tastier. "

But you get dust at the bottom of the pint glass and it needs soaking, the other flavours don't do that.

However, you can't turn the others into a hot drink. Hot Banana just don't cut it for me.

It certainly has its ups and downs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who are you?

Kind of big deal round here! "

Mrs Conor Murray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morrisons chocolate milk is much nicer than Yazoo. Yazoo tastes like plastic.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Morrisons chocolate milk is much nicer than Yazoo. Yazoo tastes like plastic."

I had the Strawberry version yesterday. £1 for 2 pints. It's the next best to McDonald's

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

you've got your shit together. not many people can do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morrisons chocolate milk is much nicer than Yazoo. Yazoo tastes like plastic.

I had the Strawberry version yesterday. £1 for 2 pints. It's the next best to McDonald's "

Yazoo?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Morrisons chocolate milk is much nicer than Yazoo. Yazoo tastes like plastic.

I had the Strawberry version yesterday. £1 for 2 pints. It's the next best to McDonald's

Yazoo? "

No. Morries own make

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Your posts make me chuckle, I think you have a kind heart and I bet you're a good friend.

I do think you need to reign it in a bit when a guy you like pops up at times though. But having said that the drama it produces can be good entertainment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like how you get so involved and put your heart and soul into someone you like. I'm the complete opposite and feel like I don't have a heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy little firecracker and probably a lot of fun to be around. Pretty face, tight body, and a little crazy. Too far and too small for you though. Have a great day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits. Would bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to give you a Dutch oven haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everybody state why I'm so amazing. Compliment my looks and my mind and if you want to shag me state how much you do. "

You make a great spokeswoman for your local economy. Your pert looks and fabulous projections of your views make me want to try some welsh produce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like the white underwear although I'm usually not a fan .

And your pic of the Sunday roast looked good too OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will kiss miss Wilkes.

Loving the way she walks miss Wilkes

Loving the way she talks miss Wilkes

Would dress her up in silks miss Wilkes

Then slowly undress her again miss Wilkes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look spectacular, you can cook and you like a spot of rimming, which seems to be my current fetish du jour. Sadly, my cock is smaller than my forearm, so you'll have to remain an unattainable ideal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full of ypurself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full of ypurself"

It's a tongue in cheek thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're batshit crazy, have an Opal Fruit pussy and still think you should become a Domme

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By *ob198XaMan
over a year ago

telford

Well I would and I am a really fussy fucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Full of ypurself

It's a tongue in cheek thread.

"

You sure...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Full of ypurself

It's a tongue in cheek thread.

You sure... "

It's so not is it

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