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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I officially declare myself a candidate to represent Malvern in the Bedroom Olympics.

It's a modest start.. granted.. but I think I could go all the way.

Tonight I broke my personal best in nearly every category. But I'm no Worldbeater yet, so I'd like to enter myself in for Passion and Stamina in the next ThreeCounties meet.

Had an International friendly the other week, she was another level so I'm aware of the training I need to put in to reach that lofty height.. an apex bedroom Olympiad.

When's the next meet? What event are you entering? Or are you coming to cheer on? I could do with a fan club and sponsors.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

So you want to introduce drug taking, bribery, corruption, and race fixing into the bedroom?

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"So you want to introduce drug taking, bribery, corruption, and race fixing into the bedroom?"

Some of that sounds ok!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you want to introduce drug taking, bribery, corruption, and race fixing into the bedroom?"

You read my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you want to introduce drug taking, bribery, corruption, and race fixing into the bedroom?"

Is race fixing blacking up? Terrible business.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"So you want to introduce drug taking, bribery, corruption, and race fixing into the bedroom?

You read my mind"

1 AND 3 for me! Not saying them as I don't want banned..AGAIN!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Are you aiming to be a modern version of our great Decathlete Daley Thompson CBE?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"So you want to introduce drug taking, bribery, corruption, and race fixing into the bedroom?

Is race fixing blacking up? Terrible business."

Goodness gracious me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.

Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you aiming to be a modern version of our great Decathlete Daley Thompson CBE? "

I daren't be mentioned in the same breath.. not yet.. not ever! just maybe one day.. I could be the next Linford.. Alas.. I'm not blessed.. So I'll take what god gave me and be a Radcliffe! Passion and Stamina. Or the Mobot!

But gotta get through them local tri county heats.. dominate.. get picked out by a Scout.. a real test.. see if I've got what it takes... "ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!"

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.

Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!"

This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

C'mon.. Who have we on FAB to get this thing going? Any nominations? We should be able to tag each other in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.

Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!

This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie "

That's the spirit treacle.. loooaads o moneeey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.

Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!

This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie

That's the spirit treacle.. loooaads o moneeey"

You can be the financial backer

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"So you want to introduce drug taking, bribery, corruption, and race fixing into the bedroom?

You read my mind"

The girls won't like it if you always come first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.

Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!

This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie

That's the spirit treacle.. loooaads o moneeey

You can be the financial backer "

I've just Dragons Denned you Paul.. cmon.. whaddya say pal.. 50 50 your money and brains and my stamina and passion.. Unless.... Any of you other Dragons are interested?? Peter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So you want to introduce drug taking, bribery, corruption, and race fixing into the bedroom?

You read my mind

The girls won't like it if you always come first."

Ooh I know.. but that's what the heats are for.. out the chaff.. let amateurs make do.. it's all about cash remember

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.

Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!

This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie

That's the spirit treacle.. loooaads o moneeey

You can be the financial backer "

I'm gonna have to speak to my business partner Arthur Daley regarding the finer details

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.

Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!

This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie

That's the spirit treacle.. loooaads o moneeey

You can be the financial backer

I've just Dragons Denned you Paul.. cmon.. whaddya say pal.. 50 50 your money and brains and my stamina and passion.. Unless.... Any of you other Dragons are interested?? Peter?"

I think I'd accept any offer Sarah Willingham made me

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Is this going to be a timed event like athletics or more about style like diving? Maybe synchronised swimming is more like it?

It's a tough job, but as I'm committed to success through hard work I'll volunteer to coach the ladies team

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this going to be a timed event like athletics or more about style like diving? Maybe synchronised swimming is more like it?

It's a tough job, but as I'm committed to success through hard work I'll volunteer to coach the ladies team "

Depends on the event.. some things need synchronisation, some you judge on style, some timed, some on points.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I've been practising for the long jump, 7 hours 45 mins is my best so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been practising for the long jump, 7 hours 45 mins is my best so far "

Woman.. that's pretty damn impressive!

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