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"I get ducking instead of fucking. Or the other day I typed bloody and it changed it to black with mortifying results x " Oh no 
And yes, I'll be (disproportionately) happy when my phone finally decides to acknowledge that 'fuck' is a perfectly acceptable word to type  | |||
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"mine auto corrected to myosin yesterday (and some funnier things), i have never discussed myosin on kik before (or anywhere else for that matter) not sure why it did that. i got a feeling it's coz i am logged in using google and google collects info from anywhere else." And that's when you realise, if you hadn't already, how scary what Google knows about you might be  | |||
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"Hell and ill ? For some reason it keeps changing them to He'll and I'll. God only knows why ?" Mine trips me up with this all the time. | |||
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"mine auto corrected to myosin yesterday (and some funnier things), i have never discussed myosin on kik before (or anywhere else for that matter) not sure why it did that. i got a feeling it's coz i am logged in using google and google collects info from anywhere else. And that's when you realise, if you hadn't already, how scary what Google knows about you might be "i hadn't already. why did you put that in my head? | |||
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"mine auto corrected to myosin yesterday (and some funnier things), i have never discussed myosin on kik before (or anywhere else for that matter) not sure why it did that. i got a feeling it's coz i am logged in using google and google collects info from anywhere else. And that's when you realise, if you hadn't already, how scary what Google knows about you might be
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"mine auto corrected to myosin yesterday (and some funnier things), i have never discussed myosin on kik before (or anywhere else for that matter) not sure why it did that. i got a feeling it's coz i am logged in using google and google collects info from anywhere else. And that's when you realise, if you hadn't already, how scary what Google knows about you might be
i hadn't already. why did you put that in my head?
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"mine auto corrected to myosin yesterday (and some funnier things), i have never discussed myosin on kik before (or anywhere else for that matter) not sure why it did that. i got a feeling it's coz i am logged in using google and google collects info from anywhere else. And that's when you realise, if you hadn't already, how scary what Google knows about you might be
i hadn't already. why did you put that in my head?
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my memory is rubbish, i will forget. " | |||
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When I go to type O'Malley it wants to say O'Mallory  | |||
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When I go to type O'Malley it wants to say O'Mallory "I thought you were going to type that it wants to say 'Mr Alleycat' | |||
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x" This post has won the thread | |||
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"My tablet has a mind of its own, you really do have to proofread. Sometimes it's really prudish, other times it drops you right in it .... public hair (instead of pubic hair), senior (instead of sexier), threesome (instead of t-shirt), dodgy (instead of doggy), skunk (instead of spunk), the list goes on ..." Oh, I'm sorry, but this is brilliant  | |||
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"My auto correct normally plays nicely, it's just when I'm not paying attention it seems to throw in a word to cause me some embarrassment. " I know, right? I'm sure it waits until I'm not paying attention and replaces 'right' with 'tight' | |||
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"The happiness I feel that my phone's auto correct finally recognises the word 'perve' currently knows no bounds. While that should probably be telling me that I need to get out more, it did make me wonder, what words does your phone tend to stitch you up with?" Its very annoying isn't it?Especially when my estranged brother ended up being called a ducking banker. | |||
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"The happiness I feel that my phone's auto correct finally recognises the word 'perve' currently knows no bounds. While that should probably be telling me that I need to get out more, it did make me wonder, what words does your phone tend to stitch you up with? Its very annoying isn't it?Especially when my estranged brother ended up being called a ducking banker." Hahaha that's brilliant! Now if only I could make my mind finger connection better. Between that and autocorrect I've sent some howling messages out | |||
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x" I'm up for that
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"When I put milk it puts milf " So your autocorrect is a little bit too used to your typing habits | |||
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
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"When I put milk it puts milf So your autocorrect is a little bit too used to your typing habits "Kind of like that yes And when I put cook it says cock So when sending normal messages I have to be very careful in what I send | |||
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
Errr maybe "Yeah you'll love it, I'll get the haricot and belling, not too sure about Cumbria though....
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
Errr maybe
Yeah you'll love it, I'll get the haricot and belling, not too sure about Cumbria though....
Peach x"Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage? | |||
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"When I put milk it puts milf So your autocorrect is a little bit too used to your typing habits
Kind of like that yes
And when I put cook it says cock
So when sending normal messages I have to be very careful in what I send "You have the opposite problem to me, although my phone has just started to join your phone's gang. It can lead to some real embarrassment. Well and laughter too sometimes | |||
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
Errr maybe
Yeah you'll love it, I'll get the haricot and belling, not too sure about Cumbria though....
Peach x
Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage? "I would jump your cumbrian sausage right now and if my autocorrelation worked I would tell you how I'd grind your sausage deep in my pushy until I soaked your balls with my preachy juices, then luck your nods clean before bringing you to a serial organs milking your cocktail grrrr Peach x | |||
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
Errr maybe
Yeah you'll love it, I'll get the haricot and belling, not too sure about Cumbria though....
Peach x
Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage?
I would jump your cumbrian sausage right now and if my autocorrelation worked I would tell you how I'd grind your sausage deep in my pushy until I soaked your balls with my preachy juices, then luck your nods clean before bringing you to a serial organs milking your cocktail grrrr
Peach x
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
Errr maybe
Yeah you'll love it, I'll get the haricot and belling, not too sure about Cumbria though....
Peach x
Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage?
I would jump your cumbrian sausage right now and if my autocorrelation worked I would tell you how I'd grind your sausage deep in my pushy until I soaked your balls with my preachy juices, then luck your nods clean before bringing you to a serial organs milking your cocktail grrrr
Peach x
God you know how to turn people on "Certainly do PP, want some help with your cocktail?
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"Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage? I would jump your cumbrian sausage right now and if my autocorrelation worked I would tell you how I'd grind your sausage deep in my pushy until I soaked your balls with my preachy juices, then luck your nods clean before bringing you to a serial organs milking your cocktail grrrr Peach x " I'm going to need a moment. Oh, and a train ticket to Bexhill  | |||
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
Errr maybe
Yeah you'll love it, I'll get the haricot and belling, not too sure about Cumbria though....
Peach x
Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage?
I would jump your cumbrian sausage right now and if my autocorrelation worked I would tell you how I'd grind your sausage deep in my pushy until I soaked your balls with my preachy juices, then luck your nods clean before bringing you to a serial organs milking your cocktail grrrr
Peach x
"You speak Cumbrian like you have lived there all your life.. | |||
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
Errr maybe
Yeah you'll love it, I'll get the haricot and belling, not too sure about Cumbria though....
Peach x
Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage?
I would jump your cumbrian sausage right now and if my autocorrelation worked I would tell you how I'd grind your sausage deep in my pushy until I soaked your balls with my preachy juices, then luck your nods clean before bringing you to a serial organs milking your cocktail grrrr
Peach x
You speak Cumbrian like you have lived there all your life.. " | |||
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"Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage? I would jump your cumbrian sausage right now and if my autocorrelation worked I would tell you how I'd grind your sausage deep in my pushy until I soaked your balls with my preachy juices, then luck your nods clean before bringing you to a serial organs milking your cocktail grrrr Peach x I'm going to need a moment. Oh, and a train ticket to Bexhill "Kettles on and whips and chains hanging off the headboard... Peach x | |||
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
Errr maybe
Yeah you'll love it, I'll get the haricot and belling, not too sure about Cumbria though....
Peach x
Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage?
I would jump your cumbrian sausage right now and if my autocorrelation worked I would tell you how I'd grind your sausage deep in my pushy until I soaked your balls with my preachy juices, then luck your nods clean before bringing you to a serial organs milking your cocktail grrrr
Peach x
You speak Cumbrian like you have lived there all your life.. "It's one of my many skills hine
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
Errr maybe
Yeah you'll love it, I'll get the haricot and belling, not too sure about Cumbria though....
Peach x
Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage?
I would jump your cumbrian sausage right now and if my autocorrelation worked I would tell you how I'd grind your sausage deep in my pushy until I soaked your balls with my preachy juices, then luck your nods clean before bringing you to a serial organs milking your cocktail grrrr
Peach x
You speak Cumbrian like you have lived there all your life..
It's one of my many skills hine
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 It always put 'abs' and I have to correct it every time, drives me NUTS! | |||
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
Errr maybe
Yeah you'll love it, I'll get the haricot and belling, not too sure about Cumbria though....
Peach x
Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage?
I would jump your cumbrian sausage right now and if my autocorrelation worked I would tell you how I'd grind your sausage deep in my pushy until I soaked your balls with my preachy juices, then luck your nods clean before bringing you to a serial organs milking your cocktail grrrr
Peach x
You speak Cumbrian like you have lived there all your life..
It's one of my many skills hine
Peach x
Oooh errrr mmmmmm shuffle from foot to foot "One of my other skills is tempting speechless men from their man cave...
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"I have an app that cleans constantly so all autocorrects are lost....this is now me talking filth... '...lay a trail of haricot up your leg, lead me to your cocktail and let me luck your belling until your precut glistens on your tip, I'll straddle your hot cocktail and duck you like a cowgirl until we Cumbria together...' Funding awesome haha! Peach x I'm up for that
Errr maybe
Yeah you'll love it, I'll get the haricot and belling, not too sure about Cumbria though....
Peach x
Could I interest madam in a Cumbrian sausage?
I would jump your cumbrian sausage right now and if my autocorrelation worked I would tell you how I'd grind your sausage deep in my pushy until I soaked your balls with my preachy juices, then luck your nods clean before bringing you to a serial organs milking your cocktail grrrr
Peach x
You speak Cumbrian like you have lived there all your life..
It's one of my many skills hine
Peach x
Oooh errrr mmmmmm shuffle from foot to foot
One of my other skills is tempting speechless men from their man cave...
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"Kettles on and whips and chains hanging off the headboard... Peach x" The bloody trains are murder today. I'll be there shortly | |||
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"Slim pretty busty young female autocorrected to emigrate." Okay that's a new one I haven't come across before | |||
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"My name consistently gets autocorrected to devils! " Can you be sure it's not trying to tell you something | |||
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"Everything! It takes me an age to type comments as this phone decides which words it likes and puts them as first option. Drives me insane! "Like 'kick across the room' insane? If so, I know exactly what you mean | |||
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"'And'. It always put 'abs' and I have to correct it every time, drives me NUTS! "Okay, that's a peculiar one too | |||
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"Mine is very straight-laced - it doesnt even like the word "naughty"" You'd better get it on the fab phone training course sharpish then | |||
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"Swinging instead of swimming" Your phone knows you too well | |||
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"I think my phone has a different alphabet to me... "Hahaha, yep I get that. Maybe the keyboard isn't set to QWERTY? ?? | |||
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