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By *hinypants77 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

How many men does it take to open a can of lager??

None. It should already be open when she hands it to you.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Trigger warning

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By *hinypants77 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Trigger warning "

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trigger warning "

He would have no idea what a trigger warning is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trigger warning

???"

Bingo

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Trigger warning

He would have no idea what a trigger warning is! "

I'd tell him but i might be accussed on mansplaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trigger warning

He would have no idea what a trigger warning is!

I'd tell him but i might be accussed on mansplaining"

wrongly accused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many men does it take to open a can of lager??

None. It should already be open when she hands it to you. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Trigger warning

???"

You need to give it when you are not in a designated safe space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy: *gets blowjob*

Guy: "Did you cum babe?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn please .... (that joke about the plane though is kinda funny, a little bit, okay not funny at all)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!""

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By *hinypants77 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Trigger warning

???

You need to give it when you are not in a designated safe space"

Guess safe space is subjective. Where's my damn beer?? X

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By *hinypants77 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Guy: *gets blowjob*

Guy: "Did you cum babe?""

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By *hinypants77 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Trigger warning

???

Bingo "

Do you play Bingo?

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By *hinypants77 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

What do you call the useless flappy bit of skin on the end of a penis??

A man.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"What do you call the useless flappy bit of skin on the end of a penis??

A man. "

Ohh I dunno, they are ok for putting the bins out and catching spiders in the bedroom

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