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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

My filters are going back up I just cant deal with all the fancy a fuck messages I'm receiving morning noon and night .

If you ask me some of you women need to get out more .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, you love it really.

FAF x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

ok

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ha ha, you love it really.

FAF x "

My ego dictates that I say no to the fancy a fuck on the grounds of disrespectful behavior the least you could have done is just hello before you got down to the meat of why your interest in me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes we do need to get out more of are beds. Lying around wait for you men to cum round

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


" ok "

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Yes we do need to get out more of are beds. Lying around wait for you men to cum round "

You lazy harlot get up and put the kettle on mines a tea no milk no sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes we do need to get out more of are beds. Lying around wait for you men to cum round

You lazy harlot get up and put the kettle on mines a tea no milk no sugar "

Go on then gorgeous love tea mine the same can I have sausage with that please gorgeous XXXXXX

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Yes we do need to get out more of are beds. Lying around wait for you men to cum round

You lazy harlot get up and put the kettle on mines a tea no milk no sugar

Go on then gorgeous love tea mine the same can I have sausage with that please gorgeous XXXXXX "

That's it I'm blocking you on grounds of disrespectful rude lude behavior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha, you love it really.

FAF x

My ego dictates that I say no to the fancy a fuck on the grounds of disrespectful behavior the least you could have done is just hello before you got down to the meat of why your interest in me ."

Forgive my rudeness, good morning John.

That was the devil in me coming out to play. I wouldn't be so forward and presumptuous. X

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ha ha, you love it really.

FAF x

My ego dictates that I say no to the fancy a fuck on the grounds of disrespectful behavior the least you could have done is just hello before you got down to the meat of why your interest in me .

Forgive my rudeness, good morning John.

That was the devil in me coming out to play. I wouldn't be so forward and presumptuous. X "

That's more like throw in a pint down the pub and I will think about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha, you love it really.

FAF x

My ego dictates that I say no to the fancy a fuck on the grounds of disrespectful behavior the least you could have done is just hello before you got down to the meat of why your interest in me .

Forgive my rudeness, good morning John.

That was the devil in me coming out to play. I wouldn't be so forward and presumptuous. X

That's more like throw in a pint down the pub and I will think about it "

Ok, what's your poison? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your down the pub. Next it will be let's go back to yours

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I know your down the pub. Next it will be let's go back to yours "

I'm not like that one bit missy I'm a innocent bible fearing man of the cloth

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ha ha, you love it really.

FAF x

My ego dictates that I say no to the fancy a fuck on the grounds of disrespectful behavior the least you could have done is just hello before you got down to the meat of why your interest in me .

Forgive my rudeness, good morning John.

That was the devil in me coming out to play. I wouldn't be so forward and presumptuous. X

That's more like throw in a pint down the pub and I will think about it

Ok, what's your poison? X "

Soda water and lime due to having to keep my wits about me around women due to you all being a crafty bunch always trying to get me to let my guard down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha, you love it really.

FAF x

My ego dictates that I say no to the fancy a fuck on the grounds of disrespectful behavior the least you could have done is just hello before you got down to the meat of why your interest in me .

Forgive my rudeness, good morning John.

That was the devil in me coming out to play. I wouldn't be so forward and presumptuous. X

That's more like throw in a pint down the pub and I will think about it

Ok, what's your poison? X

Soda water and lime due to having to keep my wits about me around women due to you all being a crafty bunch always trying to get me to let my guard down "

Oh we're a wicked bunch aren't we. Doing these things and getting you all worked up. It's such a chore for you men having to satisfy us x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know your down the pub. Next it will be let's go back to yours

I'm not like that one bit missy I'm a innocent bible fearing man of the cloth "

Yes your right john you are very innocent man butter wouldn't melt in your mouth. I'm the naughty girl makes you do them things to me.

I most stop bending over in front of you showing my bottom to you

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ha ha, you love it really.

FAF x

My ego dictates that I say no to the fancy a fuck on the grounds of disrespectful behavior the least you could have done is just hello before you got down to the meat of why your interest in me .

Forgive my rudeness, good morning John.

That was the devil in me coming out to play. I wouldn't be so forward and presumptuous. X

That's more like throw in a pint down the pub and I will think about it

Ok, what's your poison? X

Soda water and lime due to having to keep my wits about me around women due to you all being a crafty bunch always trying to get me to let my guard down

Oh we're a wicked bunch aren't we. Doing these things and getting you all worked up. It's such a chore for you men having to satisfy us x "

I'm so glad you understand its bloody murder being a guy on here you get treated like your a blow up fuck toy half the time

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I know your down the pub. Next it will be let's go back to yours

I'm not like that one bit missy I'm a innocent bible fearing man of the cloth

Yes your right john you are very innocent man butter wouldn't melt in your mouth. I'm the naughty girl makes you do them things to me.

I most stop bending over in front of you showing my bottom to you "

God said punish the sinners of the world I am just carrying out his will on earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i promise not to send anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know your down the pub. Next it will be let's go back to yours

I'm not like that one bit missy I'm a innocent bible fearing man of the cloth

Yes your right john you are very innocent man butter wouldn't melt in your mouth. I'm the naughty girl makes you do them things to me.

I most stop bending over in front of you showing my bottom to you

God said punish the sinners of the world I am just carrying out his will on earth "

I think you need to read your bible a bit more John

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Sorry i promise not to send anymore "

Thank you that's very considerate of you I will put a good word in for you with the rest of the guys on here .

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I know your down the pub. Next it will be let's go back to yours

I'm not like that one bit missy I'm a innocent bible fearing man of the cloth

Yes your right john you are very innocent man butter wouldn't melt in your mouth. I'm the naughty girl makes you do them things to me.

I most stop bending over in front of you showing my bottom to you

God said punish the sinners of the world I am just carrying out his will on earth

I think you need to read your bible a bit more John "

See its that attitude that needs chastising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many message I can send today hehehe.

XXXXXX

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I wonder how many message I can send today hehehe.

XXXXXX "

ive had one already to day and its not even breakfast time you women are a bunch of sex staved harlots you really are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many message I can send today hehehe.

XXXXXX ive had one already to day and its not even breakfast time you women are a bunch of sex staved harlots you really are "

Yes I need sex. You see their's this guy who keeps talking dirty to me I just got to do something about it

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I wonder how many message I can send today hehehe.

XXXXXX ive had one already to day and its not even breakfast time you women are a bunch of sex staved harlots you really are

Yes I need sex. You see their's this guy who keeps talking dirty to me I just got to do something about it "

Hrs a bad man teasing you like that would you like to borrow my chloroform plastic sheet axe and shovel

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looool I know what you mean john. us poor guys dont stand a chance falling prey to these naughty corrupted troublesome women here ;-p

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Looool I know what you mean john. us poor guys dont stand a chance falling prey to these naughty corrupted troublesome women here ;-p"

Tell me about it I'm so glad I'm not the only one to have noticed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suit yourself but I love a lad that plays hard to get

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


""

Have a dodgy curry last night did you

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I've got the giggles

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Suit yourself but I love a lad that plays hard to get "

A woman after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have just said! I would have stopped sending them then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My filters are going back up I just cant deal with all the fancy a fuck messages I'm receiving morning noon and night .

If you ask me some of you women need to get out more ."

At less you getting messages

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"

Have a dodgy curry last night did you "

No...

Did you?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"You should have just said! I would have stopped sending them then! "

I didn't want to upset you as you seemed to be getting a lot out of it I'm caring like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's that profile pic isn't it .....women just faint over seeing an arm pic that is long and narrow .....holding a feather is it lol...... we are wet with desire ..... panting ..... yearning.... needing .... we just can't help ourselves .....who cares about ur ego .... we just want your body ... well arm anyway

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I've got the giggles "

Someone been in the sauce already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah fuck it. I was about to message as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the giggles

Someone been in the sauce already "

I thought you was tickling him with your feather lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfaooooooo!!!!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"

Have a dodgy curry last night did you

No...

Did you?

"

Saturdays my curry night

ask me tomorrow morning

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"My filters are going back up I just cant deal with all the fancy a fuck messages I'm receiving morning noon and night .

If you ask me some of you women need to get out more .

At less you getting messages "

that's one way of looking at it I suppose do you think I'm taking it all to seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i askede you now op

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Well it's that profile pic isn't it .....women just faint over seeing an arm pic that is long and narrow .....holding a feather is it lol...... we are wet with desire ..... panting ..... yearning.... needing .... we just can't help ourselves .....who cares about ur ego .... we just want your body ... well arm anyway "

so your saying my profile pictures the problem . I had my hairy arse on show at one stage hoping that would put a few people off sadly I was very very wrong .

I know I'm doing something wrong I just cant work out what it is

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"

Have a dodgy curry last night did you

No...

Did you?

Saturdays my curry night

ask me tomorrow morning "

I have better things to do.

Enjoy your curry.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ah fuck it. I was about to message as well "

to late filters are up again sorry

you can blame your fellow sex starved women for my attitude

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"

Have a dodgy curry last night did you

No...

Did you?

Saturdays my curry night

ask me tomorrow morning

I have better things to do.

Enjoy your curry."

I'm heart broken better things to do that talk to me how's my ego going to make sense of that

I may have to do a woe to me post over this

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Sorry i askede you now op "

apology excepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My filters are going back up I just cant deal with all the fancy a fuck messages I'm receiving morning noon and night .

If you ask me some of you women need to get out more ."

It most be something you got on your profile making you look to easy you should take a look at it

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"

Have a dodgy curry last night did you

No...

Did you?

Saturdays my curry night

ask me tomorrow morning

I have better things to do.

Enjoy your curry.

I'm heart broken better things to do that talk to me how's my ego going to make sense of that

I may have to do a woe to me post over this "

I'll read that post on Monday.

When I have time.

Make sure you have some Imodium when you have that curry.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I've got the giggles

Someone been in the sauce already

I thought you was tickling him with your feather lol "

grrr off to the salt mines with you sexy

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I've got the giggles

Someone been in the sauce already

I thought you was tickling him with your feather lol

grrr off to the salt mines with you sexy "

This isn't helping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the giggles

Someone been in the sauce already

I thought you was tickling him with your feather lol

grrr off to the salt mines with you sexy

This isn't helping! "

Which bit not helping

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I've got the giggles

Someone been in the sauce already

I thought you was tickling him with your feather lol

grrr off to the salt mines with you sexy

This isn't helping!

Which bit not helping "

All of the above, but please carry on, I'm starting to like it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the giggles

Someone been in the sauce already

I thought you was tickling him with your feather lol

grrr off to the salt mines with you sexy

This isn't helping!

Which bit not helping

All of the above, but please carry on, I'm starting to like it now "

You mean the flirting. That's never going to stop

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"I've got the giggles

Someone been in the sauce already

I thought you was tickling him with your feather lol

grrr off to the salt mines with you sexy

This isn't helping!

Which bit not helping

All of the above, but please carry on, I'm starting to like it now

You mean the flirting. That's never going to stop "

It's lovely, shows a real connection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got the giggles

Someone been in the sauce already

I thought you was tickling him with your feather lol

grrr off to the salt mines with you sexy

This isn't helping!

Which bit not helping

All of the above, but please carry on, I'm starting to like it now

You mean the flirting. That's never going to stop

It's lovely, shows a real connection."

Thank you that is so nice of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well look at you now ..... all this attention ..... do they know how naughty you really are ..... perhaps it's your reputation that has caused you to receive so many messages from women who just desire your body ....

I know a coaching service that can help you with trauma ..... mwah

Is it trauma sweetheart ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah fuck it. I was about to message as well

to late filters are up again sorry

you can blame your fellow sex starved women for my attitude "

Lol this post has cracked me up fair play

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Well look at you now ..... all this attention ..... do they know how naughty you really are ..... perhaps it's your reputation that has caused you to receive so many messages from women who just desire your body ....

I know a coaching service that can help you with trauma ..... mwah

Is it trauma sweetheart ? "

to right its trauma

I feel like a walking penis halve the time on here

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