FabSwingers.com forum: What's your weirdest message

By *itofamouthfull OP Man
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

We all get them, I had one today from a male asking me - whether when I sit on the loo I drop my trousers and pants down round my ankles or just to my knees?

WTF???

So come on everybody share your weird messages, let's have a laugh. But remember no name telling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got told my pictures were hot...

From a woman.

Without messaging her first.

That trumps all weirdness, I reckon.

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By *itofamouthfull OP Man
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"I once got told my pictures were hot...

From a woman.

Without messaging her first.

That trumps all weirdness, I reckon. "

Hahah

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

"We all get them, I had one today from a male asking me - whether when I sit on the loo I drop my trousers and pants down round my ankles or just to my knees?

WTF???

So come on everybody share your weird messages, let's have a laugh. But remember no name telling!!"

Ive had the same question asked to me before now, must of been the same person, he doing the round asking everyone??

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By *iSubSlutWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

I had one today who wanted me to use him as a toilet..

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"I once got told my pictures were hot...

From a woman.

Without messaging her first.

That trumps all weirdness, I reckon. "

bet it wizney a woman

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I had a long detailed message recently that seemed reasonably 'normal' (for Fab) until it was suggested my pleasure would be heightened if he wore his batman cowl! In the overall context of the mail I think he was completely serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a long detailed message recently that seemed reasonably 'normal' (for Fab) until it was suggested my pleasure would be heightened if he wore his batman cowl! In the overall context of the mail I think he was completely serious

Sounds like a keeper !

Please forward details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one offering money for a solo meet with mrs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i borrow your misses to liss on my face... i wont touch her just want her piss !!!!

Errrmmm no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i borrow your misses to liss on my face... i wont touch her just want her piss !!!!

Errrmmm no

Piss not liss doh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll send you amazon gift cards if you watch me wank on can.

Can you leave dirty knickers for me to find.

You have a beautiful asshole.

I know what you've been doing youre such a slut. Come home we need to sort this out. I don't care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offered a custard enema so he could then eat it out of me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one from a girl.... just the once...

FAF

Wonder what she wanted.

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

We had a message asking if we were "a mummy and daddy".

No previous conversation, no how are you after it. Just that. Literally no idea how to take it and not entirely sure why it woukd be relevant when we'd had no previous discussion.

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all get them, I had one today from a male asking me - whether when I sit on the loo I drop my trousers and pants down round my ankles or just to my knees?

WTF???

So come on everybody share your weird messages, let's have a laugh. But remember no name telling!!"

wow and WTF I just got that message before seeing this post! I said ankles and asked the relevance, no reply yet lol

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"I got one from a girl.... just the once...

FAF

Wonder what she wanted."

typo, she was calling you curvy

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

"I was offered a custard enema so he could then eat it out of me.....

Erm, well custard is very nice...did he specify hot or cold though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy mailed me,and i had spoken to him a couple of times and asked...I have a meet tonight,and got nowhere to take her,have you a spare room..um Noooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one offering money for a solo meet with mrs lol"

Erm .... I have a confession..... I don't actually have a million pounds to give you after but I could hire a chopper to whisk her away....and a yacht.

I honestly thought it was an in "decent" proposal

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Do you want to play doctors and nurses

But I have had loads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to play doctors and nurses

But I have had loads!"

Yes please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was offered a custard enema so he could then eat it out of me.....

Erm, well custard is very nice...did he specify hot or cold though?

That's a point....he didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not filled out our profile properly yet so not had any weird messages.... but if anybody fancies sending us some then feel free.... we like a good laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got one from a girl.... just the once...

FAF

Wonder what she wanted.

typo, she was calling you curvy"

Lol... normally I just get oy you fat guy...

Move your blocking the sunlight

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Thank you x, this was off a bloke who I hadn't conversed with previously or even looked at his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the "it would be really sexy if you could put me in a nappy and change me later on".... I politely declined x

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