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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.

What do you like to do with your grapes please?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.

What do you like to do with your grapes please? "

I microwave mine

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A lot of sour grapes on fab this evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer my grapes made into wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.

What do you like to do with your grapes please? "

Ummmm.... Eat them?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Put them in bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.

What do you like to do with your grapes please? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.

What do you like to do with your grapes please? "

Facts about grapes,we want the facts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.

What do you like to do with your grapes please? "

People would pay good money to watch that in an Amsterdam show.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

I like drinking them & my glass is empty...

B x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freezing them. Theyre so tasty frozen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People like grapes.

Dogs hate grapes.

Some people like grape juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freezing them. Theyre so tasty frozen! "

This, you can use them to keep wine cold then as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shove them up my nose then say " look I am grape nose boy"(film reference)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Facts about grapes,we want the facts!!"

I tend to choose red grapes to fart out at the traffic wardens - makes more of a mess when it splats on their uniforms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Freezing them. Theyre so tasty frozen! "

That's the way I love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick one up each nostril and clench my nasal passages so the juice drips into my mouth , handy to do on car journeys as you can keep both hands on the wheel most of the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the last time we had a meet at ours we served cheese, wine.......... and a few grapes! Our guests commented how nice they tasted

Brings a whole new meaning to our profile name - tasty fruit!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.

What do you like to do with your grapes please? "

Do you use the machine gun fire technique? I'm asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know half the forum members are currently shoving grapes up their arses to see if you really can fart then out. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.

What do you like to do with your grapes please? "

#grapesofwrath

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Feed grapes and bananas to my little orangutans

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"Feed grapes and bananas to my little orangutans "

I actually buy fruit and take it to Colchester zoo as a treat (given by the keepers obviously) for the *real* orangutans there!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Feed grapes and bananas to my little orangutans

I actually buy fruit and take it to Colchester zoo as a treat (given by the keepers obviously) for the *real* orangutans there!"

Oh I'd love to do that, sadly there aren't any zoo's near me.

I'm happy with the 2 I've got though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.

What do you like to do with your grapes please? "

Hence the term 'grape shot' from the napolionic wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chop them up and put them in a salad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed grapes and bananas to my little orangutans

I actually buy fruit and take it to Colchester zoo as a treat (given by the keepers obviously) for the *real* orangutans there!"

Arnt they bad for their teeth?

Thought indigenous grub from their country of origin would be better

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"Feed grapes and bananas to my little orangutans

I actually buy fruit and take it to Colchester zoo as a treat (given by the keepers obviously) for the *real* orangutans there!

Arnt they bad for their teeth?

Thought indigenous grub from their country of origin would be better "

Apparently fruit is limited as an occasional treat for that reason though it's the major part of their diet in the wild. Zoo orangutans tend to have more vegetables than anything plus specially formulated primate pellets I think to ensure they get the vitamins and nutrients they'd get in the wild. Though it'd be fantastic I don't think the wild fruits found in Borneo and Sumatra are readily available in the UK ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like ketchup on the green ones and brown sauce on the red ones

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