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By *Ollyinone. OP   Man
over a year ago

West Mids

After being turned away from a tattoo parlour due to being too d*unk earlier in the week and having just seen a picture on twitter of a compare the meerkat tattoo - I thought I'd ask - What's the worse tattoo you've ever seen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband's first wife's name across his hand and on his arm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late husband x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one on my boob is pretty bad. Ah to be 16 and stupid again.

Seen some howlers on tattoo fixers too.

Mr Mac has a little devil tattoo on his arm. It's soooo terrible it's hilarious.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

seen a man in the supermarket with cans of on his calfs

wtf?

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Seen a few on "Tattoo Fixers"

One that springs to mind as a guy who had an elephant tattoo where his cock was the trunk. It looked like a marker pen line drawing.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"seen a man in the supermarket with cans of on his calfs

wtf?"

just googled it there's lots of ones

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"seen a man in the supermarket with cans of on his calfs

wtf?

just googled it there's lots of ones"

Not that

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By *Ollyinone. OP   Man
over a year ago

West Mids

A friend got a dog tattooed on his arse, it looks like a cauliflower

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"After being turned away from a tattoo parlour due to being too d*unk earlier in the week and having just seen a picture on twitter of a compare the meerkat tattoo - I thought I'd ask - What's the worse tattoo you've ever seen?

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what were you going to have done?

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

seen a few girls with what looks like dogs paws on their chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is terrible and I'd love to have it covered over.

It's supposed to be a rose with barbed wire.

My children think it's a cockerel

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Mine is terrible and I'd love to have it covered over.

It's supposed to be a rose with barbed wire.

My children think it's a cockerel "

that's funny

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By *Ollyinone. OP   Man
over a year ago

West Mids


"After being turned away from a tattoo parlour due to being too d*unk earlier in the week and having just seen a picture on twitter of a compare the meerkat tattoo - I thought I'd ask - What's the worse tattoo you've ever seen?

what were you going to have done?"

The first thing I saw on the wall probably!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After being turned away from a tattoo parlour due to being too d*unk earlier in the week and having just seen a picture on twitter of a compare the meerkat tattoo - I thought I'd ask - What's the worse tattoo you've ever seen?

what were you going to have done?

The first thing I saw on the wall probably!"

Hehe. Pretty much what I did when I was 16. Unfortunately I didn't get turned away...likely to do with the tattooist wanting to cop a feel of mi tit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones with spelling mistakes make me laugh ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After being turned away from a tattoo parlour due to being too d*unk earlier in the week and having just seen a picture on twitter of a compare the meerkat tattoo - I thought I'd ask - What's the worse tattoo you've ever seen?

what were you going to have done?

The first thing I saw on the wall probably!

Hehe. Pretty much what I did when I was 16. Unfortunately I didn't get turned away...likely to do with the tattooist wanting to cop a feel of mi tit. "

Cant blame him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the ones you see on here are quite frankly.....rather shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michelle had two panthers tattooed either side of her pussy as an 18 year old. As a 43 year old with a fat tummy that hangs, you can now only see the head and tails. It gives us a giggle if nothing else.

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

After watching tattoo fixers programe on tv, the most funniest one i seen was a female who had a where is wally tattoo on her,

Can anyone guess where wally was??

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Michelle had two panthers tattooed either side of her pussy as an 18 year old. As a 43 year old with a fat tummy that hangs, you can now only see the head and tails. It gives us a giggle if nothing else. "

gunt? I only learned this word. the other day in chat it's awful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one I don't like to talk about!

They've got so much better over the years. Some great artists about x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bar codes, tears under eyes that look like they did it themselves, swastikas, ss bolts, deaths heads, ACAB on knuckles but the worst one ever was some alchy tramp shoplifter with 'ANNETT' in block capitals on his fore head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I saw a tramp stamp that said ANGLE once

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By *UN-ALMan
over a year ago

Near Fenwick

My brother had a ratio of his football club badge....looked awfully thankfully after a lot of kiding from nephews he has had it made over.....

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