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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

did you know a electric ell can produce enough electricity to power a micro wave ,

done my bit over to you my fellow fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The longest recorded flight of a chicken was 13 seconds. Thank you Google!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A recent study showed that 78% of all statistics are made up in the heat of the moment.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

The tallest building in Las Vegas is the Stratosphere! Just saying!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"A recent study showed that 78% of all statistics are made up in the heat of the moment."

That made me laugh.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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The word “gorilla” is derived from a Greek word meaning, “A tribe of hairy women.”

I think this is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Chuck Norris was a character in all six star wars movies. He was the force.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know the oldest condoms were found in a cesspit in Dudley Castle 1940?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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A group of kangaroos is called a mob

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

did you know that at a quantum level time ceases to exist .

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Did you know the oldest condoms were found in a cesspit in Dudley Castle 1940?"

Shame they didn't use them round here, the inbreeding is very obvious. I'm teasing before anyone tries to behead me.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

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By *ohnnybadman666Man
over a year ago

Warrington

If you eat very small quantities of broken cherry stones they contain enough cyanide to cause death...

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Pen gwyn (pronounced penguin) is welsh for white head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you eat very small quantities of broken cherry stones they contain enough cyanide to cause death... "

How much do you have to give them to kill them ? Just asking

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By *ohnnybadman666Man
over a year ago

Warrington

The Welsh for microwave oven is "poppity ping".

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By *ohnnybadman666Man
over a year ago

Warrington


"If you eat very small quantities of broken cherry stones they contain enough cyanide to cause death...

How much do you have to give them to kill them ? Just asking "

As little as two... but depends on the size and weight of the person you are giving them to... apparently.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

In the 50s, people believed the carbonic acid in cola killed spermicide, so used to shake up a bottle and insert after sex.

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By *ohnnybadman666Man
over a year ago

Warrington

Polar bear fur isn't white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Welsh for microwave oven is "poppity ping"."

Urban myth but cute anyway

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Did you know the oldest condoms were found in a cesspit in Dudley Castle 1940?

Shame they didn't use them round here, the inbreeding is very obvious. I'm teasing before anyone tries to behead me. "

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners


"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. "

Polar bears don’t eat penguins.

Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic...

A long way between the two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

Polar bears don’t eat penguins.

Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic...

A long way between the two."

^^ what he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a fact that an undeniable truth is not necessarilly a fallacy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Did you know most of the above is bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you eat very small quantities of broken cherry stones they contain enough cyanide to cause death...

How much do you have to give them to kill them ? Just asking

As little as two... but depends on the size and weight of the person you are giving them to... apparently."

OK his about 5"8 average size so give a bit ever time see him see if it works

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"If you eat very small quantities of broken cherry stones they contain enough cyanide to cause death...

How much do you have to give them to kill them ? Just asking

As little as two... but depends on the size and weight of the person you are giving them to... apparently.

OK his about 5"8 average size so give a bit ever time see him see if it works "

Someone's angling for a reset I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you eat very small quantities of broken cherry stones they contain enough cyanide to cause death...

How much do you have to give them to kill them ? Just asking

As little as two... but depends on the size and weight of the person you are giving them to... apparently.

OK his about 5"8 average size so give a bit ever time see him see if it works

Someone's angling for a reset I see "

Was not talking about you gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark will only attack you if your wet . ( God I love that joke )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

Polar bears don’t eat penguins.

Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic...

A long way between the two."

and they struggle getting the wrappers off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is imposdible for a man to masturbate and pick his nose at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is imposdible for a man to masturbate and pick his nose at the same time "
That's not true !!! . Well thats what my friend told me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is imposdible for a man to masturbate and pick his nose at the same time That's not true !!! . Well thats what my friend told me "

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By *adyLucknGamblersCouple
over a year ago

Harwich / Colchester


"A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes"

And can ejaculate upto half a litre of spunk ... bet sows are glad they dont do bjs lol

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. "

How the fek do they get the wrappers of??

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth


"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

Polar bears don’t eat penguins.

Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic...

A long way between the two. and they struggle getting the wrappers off "

Fek..you beat me to it! Should have read further down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

Polar bears don’t eat penguins.

Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic...

A long way between the two. and they struggle getting the wrappers off

Fek..you beat me to it! Should have read further down! "

good comedy is all about timing

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

A high % of Americans think Joan of arc was Noah's wife

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Did you know the oldest condoms were found in a cesspit in Dudley Castle 1940?"

Bloody doggers....

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