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"A recent study showed that 78% of all statistics are made up in the heat of the moment." ![]() | |||
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"Did you know the oldest condoms were found in a cesspit in Dudley Castle 1940?" Shame they didn't use them round here, the inbreeding is very obvious. I'm teasing before anyone tries to behead me. ![]() | |||
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"If you eat very small quantities of broken cherry stones they contain enough cyanide to cause death... How much do you have to give them to kill them ? Just asking " As little as two... but depends on the size and weight of the person you are giving them to... apparently. | |||
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"The Welsh for microwave oven is "poppity ping"." Urban myth but cute anyway | |||
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"Did you know the oldest condoms were found in a cesspit in Dudley Castle 1940? Shame they didn't use them round here, the inbreeding is very obvious. I'm teasing before anyone tries to behead me. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. " Polar bears don’t eat penguins. Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic... A long way between the two. | |||
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"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. Polar bears don’t eat penguins. Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic... A long way between the two." ^^ what he said ![]() | |||
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"If you eat very small quantities of broken cherry stones they contain enough cyanide to cause death... How much do you have to give them to kill them ? Just asking As little as two... but depends on the size and weight of the person you are giving them to... apparently." OK his about 5"8 average size so give a bit ever time see him see if it works ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If you eat very small quantities of broken cherry stones they contain enough cyanide to cause death... How much do you have to give them to kill them ? Just asking As little as two... but depends on the size and weight of the person you are giving them to... apparently. OK his about 5"8 average size so give a bit ever time see him see if it works ![]() ![]() Someone's angling for a reset I see ![]() | |||
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"If you eat very small quantities of broken cherry stones they contain enough cyanide to cause death... How much do you have to give them to kill them ? Just asking As little as two... but depends on the size and weight of the person you are giving them to... apparently. OK his about 5"8 average size so give a bit ever time see him see if it works ![]() ![]() ![]() Was not talking about you gorgeous ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. Polar bears don’t eat penguins. Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic... A long way between the two." and they struggle getting the wrappers off ![]() | |||
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"It is imposdible for a man to masturbate and pick his nose at the same time " That's not true !!! . Well thats what my friend told me ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It is imposdible for a man to masturbate and pick his nose at the same time That's not true !!! . Well thats what my friend told me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A pigs orgasm lasts 30 minutes" And can ejaculate upto half a litre of spunk ![]() | |||
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"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. " How the fek do they get the wrappers of?? ![]() | |||
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"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. Polar bears don’t eat penguins. Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic... A long way between the two. and they struggle getting the wrappers off ![]() Fek..you beat me to it! Should have read further down! ![]() | |||
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"Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. Polar bears don’t eat penguins. Because polar bears live in the Arctic and penguins live in the Antarctic... A long way between the two. and they struggle getting the wrappers off ![]() ![]() good comedy is all about timing ![]() | |||
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"Did you know the oldest condoms were found in a cesspit in Dudley Castle 1940?" Bloody doggers.... | |||
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