FabSwingers.com forum: Dont make it your facebook!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Noticed recently quite a few people use this site like facebook, exactly the reason i left that awful site a few years back. Why are you using a swingers site to air your dirty laundry, abuse people in cryptic messages and tell us what you had for dinner! Get a grip.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Noticed recently quite a few people use this site like facebook, exactly the reason i left that awful site a few years back. Why are you using a swingers site to air your dirty laundry, abuse people in cryptic messages and tell us what you had for dinner! Get a grip.

Just going for a 4 mile run

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Better still don't use Social media, don't see the need at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About to have my lunch

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Don't be like that OP

you know who you are

pity their inbox isn't working then

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By *wingtolifeCouple
over a year ago

who knows

Wheres the like button?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'd like to 'poke' these people

In the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today will be continually sponsored by coffee

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I made a fabulous crackslaw last night with chicken, chorizo and smoked paprika - hmmmm sexy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people just need to learn tolerance! When you have cracked that you are ready for socialisation.. haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made a fabulous crackslaw last night with chicken, chorizo and smoked paprika - hmmmm sexy!!

Like.

#yum#tasty#chicken#slaw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i use this place how the hell i like - and will continue to - oh and get some great sex along the way not many of my facebook friends will give me that

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

What does it matter? Let people use this site as they see fit. If you don't want to use it like that no problem.

Btw I had bacon & coffee for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My drier broke. I was practising my French. I haven't had dinner yet.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm sat in my office bored. What are my friends up to ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch "

Someone say lunch?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

this looks suspiciously like a lot of face book posts to me .

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Waiting for the bus to take me to the GUM clinic, minge and throat swab time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha caught myself a couple of facebookers. Chill your pants, you are confirming my point exactly. Have a lovely day.

*Just smashed a KFC now off to the gym*

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I don't want to shag that many of my Facebook friends though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are all your face book profile pics the same as your fab ones? Only I can't seem to find any of you lol haha..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Someone say lunch?

Soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not.

I'm just sharing pics of my dinner and giving a false sense of how amazing my life is.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

That 'awful' site you hate so much is amazing if you know how to use it properly.

I've found jobs, passed on good fortune, supported complete strangers through crises, offered simple help, asked for help, linked up like minded people, spread the word about social enterprise...the list goes on... and I'll use this site any way I desire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He just wanted attention didn't he! Then to tell us he was going to the gym. As if he didn't tell someone he was going, it really wouldn't count!!!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I don't want to shag that many of my Facebook friends though

I don't want to shag any of mine, that's the main difference between fb friends and fab friends for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch "

Dinner ffs

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Fight me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because there's loads of people with their bits out all over Facebook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats up? PM me hun...

Etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Fight me!!

I will. Which discipline?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I made a fabulous crackslaw last night with chicken, chorizo and smoked paprika - hmmmm sexy!!

Oh this sounds yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Lunch

You can buggar off too.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sitting in traffic on the biddy bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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classic fb rant post

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'm in my pjs drinking coffee and blogging about my day.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Please share this post with 1,234 friends and you'll have good luck a week on wednesday, if you don't then some unknown spider will die after drinking dirty water somewhere at the other side of the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Fight me!!

I will. Which discipline? "

I'm trained in all and every single combat move known to mankind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i use this place how the hell i like - and will continue to - oh and get some great sex along the way not many of my facebook friends will give me that

High fives in your general direction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually naked on my bed with heavy, full balls and a hard on because i haven't shot my load for 9 days.

Wonder what will happen if i put this on Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Lunch

It's lunchtime what everyone having. I thinking having sausage mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually naked on my bed with heavy, full balls and a hard on because i haven't shot my load for 9 days.

Wonder what will happen if i put this on Facebook

Double dog dare ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually naked on my bed with heavy, full balls and a hard on because i haven't shot my load for 9 days.

Wonder what will happen if i put this on Facebook

Hehe. Do report back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Fight me!!

I will. Which discipline?

I'm trained in all and every single combat move known to mankind

I-'m fucked then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually naked on my bed with heavy, full balls and a hard on because i haven't shot my load for 9 days.

Wonder what will happen if i put this on Facebook

Hehe. Do report back!"

Banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it much more then just a swingers site with people local and not who I'd see as friend. So in a sense is a social media.

Can add friends

Fab a pick

Wink etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Someone say lunch?

Soup

Big spoon?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Fight me!!

I will. Which discipline?

I'm trained in all and every single combat move known to mankind

I-'m fucked then "

Not yet

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Lunch

It's lunchtime what everyone having. I thinking having sausage mmmm

Nothing yet, the throat swab makes me yak so I shall wait until I get home. Don't wanna be blowing chunks on the nursey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Lunch

It's lunchtime what everyone having. I thinking having sausage mmmm

Nothing yet, the throat swab makes me yak so I shall wait until I get home. Don't wanna be blowing chunks on the nursey

That is a terrible pet name

Sounds awful though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've just got out the shower, put a bit of make up on and now I'm going to iron a shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Fight me!!

I will. Which discipline?

I'm trained in all and every single combat move known to mankind

I-'m fucked then

Not yet

Promises promises

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

But all my face book friends want to shag me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting for the bus to take me to the GUM clinic, minge and throat swab time. "

good girl xxx nanna very proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Lunch

It's lunchtime what everyone having. I thinking having sausage mmmm

Nothing yet, the throat swab makes me yak so I shall wait until I get home. Don't wanna be blowing chunks on the nursey

No don't think they want that. I thought you was joking about gum clinic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Fight me!!

I will. Which discipline?

I'm trained in all and every single combat move known to mankind

I-'m fucked then

Not yet

Promises promises "

Wand!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Waiting for the bus to take me to the GUM clinic, minge and throat swab time.

good girl xxx nanna very proud

thank you nanna. I do try to be a good girl. I'm so hitting the who's near button when I'm in the waiting room. Highlight of my 3 months that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Fight me!!

I will. Which discipline?

I'm trained in all and every single combat move known to mankind

I-'m fucked then

Not yet

Promises promises

Wand!

No. Taking that butt plug out and giving you a arse fucking.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Please share this post with 1,234 friends and you'll have good luck a week on wednesday, if you don't then some unknown spider will die after drinking dirty water somewhere at the other side of the world! "

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about: anybody use it as they like as long as it respect others?

Normally works well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Fight me!!

I will. Which discipline?

I'm trained in all and every single combat move known to mankind

I-'m fucked then

Not yet

Promises promises

Wand!

No. Taking that butt plug out and giving you a arse fucking.

No comment

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

How about: anybody use it as they like as long as it respect others?

Normally works well..."

We've tried that but people often go down the wrong route in the forum's. Not always but sometimes

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"About to have my lunch

Dinner ffs

Lunch

It's lunchtime what everyone having. I thinking having sausage mmmm

Nothing yet, the throat swab makes me yak so I shall wait until I get home. Don't wanna be blowing chunks on the nursey

No don't think they want that. I thought you was joking about gum clinic

Nope. I always ask for throat swab, not everywhere does it routinely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want to shag that many of my Facebook friends though

I don't want to shag any of mine, that's the main difference between fb friends and fab friends for me

I did actually get a shag from Facebook which came out of the blue from a woman I hadn't seen of about 15 years

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I don't want to shag that many of my Facebook friends though

I don't want to shag any of mine, that's the main difference between fb friends and fab friends for me

I did actually get a shag from Facebook which came out of the blue from a woman I hadn't seen of about 15 years

Oh there a few on my Facebook i would like to shag don't get me wrong but it is vanilla kinda for me now - (well except the odd pervy pic I send a friend on her birthday)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better still don't use Social media, don't see the need at all

pssssst you're on social media right now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Just had my dinner,now lying on a baking hot sunbed covered in lotion and sand,listening to gibbering Spanish people. Shut the stuff up and go and go and have your siesta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been out. Got back. Went toilet. Walked the stairs !!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Just been out. Got back. Went toilet. Walked the stairs !!"

A number one or number two?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

So you don't want to know about the pocket money my mum sends me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a soft cheese and onion sandwich on white bread, with a chopped banana and lemon yogurt, then I guzzled a can of Pepsi max to wash it down......

Then washed some dirty laundry and sent 5 cryptic messages to members... and Kiked my FWB to call him a twat XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.s. then I went on Facebook and sent 5 friends a, picture of my foof by accident XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my new socks on today and they feel so comfy as I'm taking a selfie of my lunch.

Anyway I'm off to like errrrmmmmm I mean fab some pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alas, Fab won't allow me to post all the pictures of my breakfast, lunch and dinner each day

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

(Slow hand clap)

I agree but little point pointing it out love. The banter brigade will derail. As they have.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Facebook is SOOOO bad, its cringe worthy...does my head in, not on it but having to listen to people talking about it..we need to start a rival that you cant post any fking stupid idiotic posts/pics...call it Fuckbook maybe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facebook is SOOOO bad, its cringe worthy...does my head in, not on it but having to listen to people talking about it..we need to start a rival that you cant post any fking stupid idiotic posts/pics...call it Fuckbook maybe!

There is already a fuckbook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Slow hand clap)

I agree but little point pointing it out love. The banter brigade will derail. As they have. "

Is there much point in pointing out the pointlessness... Ah, you get the drift

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Shinypants77 checked in to - eating pussy while looking at memes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I just changed my energy supplier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This post sounds like a Jeremy Kyle rant Hahahahahahahahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been out. Got back. Went toilet. Walked the stairs !!

A number one or number two?"

A number 1 but a sit down 1 as i got excited reading threads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Naughty has sent you a gift request for Candy Crush Saga.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

There is already a fuckbook

Fuck...I KNEW that was a good idea! lol

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over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Just been out. Got back. Went toilet. Walked the stairs !!

A number one or number two?

A number 1 but a sit down 1 as i got excited reading threads!"

I hope you wasn't on your phone on the toilet!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Please lady you are beautiful accept my request and we speak when I come soon to your country.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

...because then you'd have nothing to f*cking moan about would you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been out. Got back. Went toilet. Walked the stairs !!

A number one or number two?

A number 1 but a sit down 1 as i got excited reading threads!

I hope you wasn't on your phone on the toilet!"

Oh never! Altho i sent that message and my phone froze. So it sent 4 times!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Just been out. Got back. Went toilet. Walked the stairs !!

A number one or number two?

A number 1 but a sit down 1 as i got excited reading threads!

I hope you wasn't on your phone on the toilet!

Oh never! Altho i sent that message and my phone froze. So it sent 4 times!!"

Wondered why you were fart arsing about

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I made a fabulous crackslaw last night with chicken, chorizo and smoked paprika - hmmmm sexy!!

Oh this sounds yum "

It is so - several recipes on the diet doctor site, mine was a bastardization of those.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Better still don't use Social media, don't see the need at all

pssssst you're on social media right now"

Exactly, that's why the forums are popular! And anyway, Facebook is only a function of the friends you have - don't want inane crap on your fb, don't befriend morons!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just been out. Got back. Went toilet. Walked the stairs !!

A number one or number two?

A number 1 but a sit down 1 as i got excited reading threads!

I hope you wasn't on your phone on the toilet!

Oh never! Altho i sent that message and my phone froze. So it sent 4 times!!

Wondered why you were fart arsing about

Hahaha cheeky X

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Right I need a piss just going in the sea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I need a piss just going in the sea..."

Beware floaters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully its not blackpool / scatpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How Daaaaaaaaaaaaare you all talk about anything other than cock and minge!

Women know your place - if you get a message saying .."hi"

You need to drop your knickers immediately!

No talking just fucking!

FYI

I just had chicken and veg for my lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many more attention seekers on here though.

Can someone please send me a chicken on Farmville.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Bloody auto carrots put right by poster at 04/08/17 15:18:18]"

More attention seekers on here?! Are you sure?

There's a couple billion folk that thar book of faces thang

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"[Bloody auto carrots put right by poster at 04/08/17 15:18:18]

More attention seekers on here?! Are you sure?

There's a couple billion folk that thar book of faces thang "

Well you are here so....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"[friend request to Ahmed Removed by poster at 04/08/17 15:18:18]"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How Daaaaaaaaaaaaare you all talk about anything other than cock and minge!

Women know your place - if you get a message saying .."hi"

You need to drop your knickers immediately!

No talking just fucking!

FYI

I just had chicken and veg for my lunch

To be fair most of my Facebook friends talk about fucking. Or gunts

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Right I need a piss just going in the sea...

Beware floaters

Do you know there are floaty bits that do suspiciously look like pooh

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

Speaking of which, I do believe I need to do one of those. You will be pleased to know it won't be in the sea though.

Mind you, the kids in the pool had better keep their eyes peeled

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hopefully its not blackpool / scatpool"

The sun's out so it's not Blackpool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame brexit for all the fab straight bearded barebackers who use Facearse book for not keeping in touch with anyone...

Might have tacos next week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully its not blackpool / scatpool

The sun's out so it's not Blackpool!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hopefully its not blackpool / scatpool

The sun's out so it's not Blackpool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Bloody auto carrots put right by poster at 04/08/17 15:18:18]

More attention seekers on here?! Are you sure?

There's a couple billion folk that thar book of faces thang

Well you are here so...."

Yay! I got attention!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"[Bloody auto carrots put right by poster at 04/08/17 15:18:18]

More attention seekers on here?! Are you sure?

There's a couple billion folk that thar book of faces thang

Well you are here so....

Yay! I got attention!!

Share to win attention

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Fab my pictures, and see what happens! You won't believe your eyes!

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Fab my pictures, and see what happens! You won't believe your eyes! "

I went blind in 1 eye! But it's ok, I saw an ad for a *free sample acai berries.

*£49.99 will be debited from bank account after 30 days.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Oh my god! I've just heard that the fires in southern Europe were started by refugees, AND the reason they can't put them out is because the refugees drank all the water! And Jeremy Corbyn organised the whole thing while he was visiting China!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Liked

] and [Shared]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right I need a piss just going in the sea...

Beware floaters

Do you know there are floaty bits that do suspiciously look like pooh

. "

Are you sure that wasn't you following through when you had the piss?

Sometimes, one goes to the toilet for one reason and ends up with a different transaction going on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/08/17 18:32:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made a fabulous crackslaw last night with chicken, chorizo and smoked paprika - hmmmm sexy!!

What's a crackslaw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fingering my balloon knot whilst out buying some Granny Smith's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TFI FRIDAY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Bloody auto carrots put right by poster at 04/08/17 15:18:18]

More attention seekers on here?! Are you sure?

There's a couple billion folk that thar book of faces thang "

Not with access to my profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingering my balloon knot whilst out buying some Granny Smith's "

Did you sniff your fingers afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The original post sounds like a cryptic message aimed at someone complaining about cryptic messages complaining about people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because some people like fab for the social side and it's their profile so they can post whatever they like.

Get over it.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yay! Another post about someone trying to tell us how to conduct our own profiles! Not had one of these for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fingering my balloon knot whilst out buying some Granny Smith's

Did you sniff your fingers afterwards?"

No that is disgusting and lower than whale shit! !!

How very dare you

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

waiting for the mods to approve photo of my dinner

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"waiting for the mods to approve photo of my dinner

Is there a cock or a breast overhanging the plate?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I made a fabulous crackslaw last night with chicken, chorizo and smoked paprika - hmmmm sexy!!

What's a crackslaw?

I can't put up a ling but if you google diet doctor crack slaw a bunch of recipe's will come up. They are really filling and addictive ultra low-carb dishes based on fried cabbage with mince (or chicken and chorizo!!) and melted cheese sometimes, with loads of flavouring, eg Tex-Mex or Asian

They're great for going cold turkey off carbs lol!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Fingering my balloon knot whilst out buying some Granny Smith's "

Ooooo I do like the balloon knot description, one of my faves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about everyone uses the site how they want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about everyone uses the site how they want? "

How about you use it as I tell you to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about everyone uses the site how they want?

How about you use it as I tell you to

Haha, you tartface!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

How about everyone uses the site how they want? "

How about everyone uses the site in accordance with fabswingers forum rules?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about everyone uses the site how they want?

How about you use it as I tell you to

Haha, you tartface!

Slutbucket to you my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about everyone uses the site how they want?

How about everyone uses the site in accordance with fabswingers forum rules?"

You know I meant that! Goes without saying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about everyone uses the site how they want?

How about you use it as I tell you to

Haha, you tartface!

Slutbucket to you my dear

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

i use facebook nicely.

share jokes photos and be a tad political!

also love a few of their games.

I cant be arsed being bitchy nasty and telling the world i am having a dump! not on there or on here!

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By *randMrsPCouple
over a year ago

Nr Salisbury

"I made a fabulous crackslaw last night with chicken, chorizo and smoked paprika - hmmmm sexy!!

Recipe or it didn't happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You OK hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just going for a 4 mile run"

And had fish,chips with mushy peas & some bread and butter

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I probably won't be posting as much as usual for a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the like button?

Cut and paste this message.

Because little William needs an amen because he's run out of oxy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I probably won't be posting as much as usual for a while..."

*unfollows your posts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#hashbrowns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really give a toss how people use the site, we all have our ways of doing things on here.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Spider what spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironic thread....dontcha think

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Miss honey was feeling upset.

(No information was given regarding what has upset her but please send messages to ask)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/08/17 22:31:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's get #FrayBentosPiesRule trending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still no chicken, people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I made a fabulous crackslaw last night with chicken, chorizo and smoked paprika - hmmmm sexy!!

Can you post the recipe please and add a pic of it please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Miss honey was feeling upset.

(No information was given regarding what has upset her but please send messages to ask)"
you ok Hun ( feigned interest hopes for no answer obviously hehehe)

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Spider what spider

This ome! *hands you a mirror*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am breathing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Right I need a piss just going in the sea...

Beware floaters

Do you know there are floaty bits that do suspiciously look like pooh

Are you sure that wasn't you following through when you had the piss?

Sometimes, one goes to the toilet for one reason and ends up with a different transaction going on.

Erm let me think about that...no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of cake likes this

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Piece of cake likes this"

Saw on my news feed that piece of cake liked this so had a look and also liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn! The upload of a picture of my lunch just got rejected by admin.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"Damn! The upload of a picture of my lunch just got rejected by admin.

This isn't Instagram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get a refund on my membership if I allow someone else to tell me how to use the site ?

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By *_MaximusMan
over a year ago

london

[Removed by poster at 05/08/17 14:58:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused as to what is ok to put on my profile now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused as to what is ok to put on my profile now.

Whatever the hell you like, it's your profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some statuses make better reading than the forums at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a refund on my membership if I allow someone else to tell me how to use the site ? "

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I made a fabulous crackslaw last night with chicken, chorizo and smoked paprika - hmmmm sexy!!

Can you post the recipe please and add a pic of it please

Sorry I ate it rather than record it for posterity - I did once have some very posh cabbage on an avatar pic though, you can have that haha!

But two requests for the recipe - I feel like Fanny Craddock

I made this up to use left over roast chicken. All I did was fry up come sliced chorizo for a couple of mins in a wok, add half a sweetheart cabbage thinly sliced and some spring onions and stir fry until tender. Add cold roast chicken - season to taste (I used, smoked paprika, chipotle paste, garlic and some red pesto) add a tablespoon of white wine vinegar (essential!), stir fry a minute or two more then top with cheese and brown under grill.

Ultra low-carb but very filling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off out for a cheeky Sunday pint in a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's social. My best meets are with people who are sociable, they're easier to communicate with.. more honest.

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