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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Do you have elbow patches? Go to work in a rowing boat or ride a penny farthing?

Do you have a sailor tattoo, sprayed on trousers or use a mustache comb?

Are you too cool for school? Bleach your asshole or smoke a pipe ironically?

Very welcome here. As long as you're hip.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I have a pet earwig that likes to wear boat shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of the above.

However!

Yesterday I walked by a dude riding a bicycle while carrying his unicycle. He had a shaggy beard, too. I think he was so hipster that I may have gotten tainted just by walking by him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go swimming in the local pool wearing just flippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the hipster burn his tongue

He drank coffee before it was cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am known as a steam punker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a non smartphone Nokia.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Auditioning for actors recently, they all have cool, modern beards!

I want unbearded actors!!! That's probably uncool

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"None of the above.

However!

Yesterday I walked by a dude riding a bicycle while carrying his unicycle. He had a shaggy beard, too. I think he was so hipster that I may have gotten tainted just by walking by him. "

He should have rescued some reclaimed timber from the local donkey sanctuary and fashioned himself a tricycle like a true hipster!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I go swimming in the local pool wearing just flippers "

Are they vintage flippers?

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Why did the hipster burn his tongue

He drank coffee before it was cool "

I only drink the tears of orphans forced to watch the mighty boosh on repeat.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I have a non smartphone Nokia."

A true hipster would use a carrier pigeon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go swimming in the local pool wearing just flippers

Are they vintage flippers? "

Shit....I don't deserve to be here

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"i am known as a steam punker "

Your no punk. Let of some steam my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i liked hipster long before facial hair wearing a long wooly home knitted hat

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm out... "

Always suspected...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this another one of those fringe thingys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"None of the above.

However!

Yesterday I walked by a dude riding a bicycle while carrying his unicycle. He had a shaggy beard, too. I think he was so hipster that I may have gotten tainted just by walking by him.

He should have rescued some reclaimed timber from the local donkey sanctuary and fashioned himself a tricycle like a true hipster!"

Good point! So I'm not tainted. Sweet.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Not me but I live among them in ground zero; Dalston, Hackney. Land of beards, banjos and (craft) beers. They've even started a bloody monthly vegan festival round the corner

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Is this another one of those fringe thingys? "

No. It's on the fringe of one of those fringe thingys

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Stafford is a hipster free zone. Move on nothing to see here.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Not me but I live among them in ground zero; Dalston, Hackney. Land of beards, banjos and (craft) beers. They've even started a bloody monthly vegan festival round the corner "

Ahh yes. A veten festival! Let's march to free some broccoli! Good job my penis is gluten free!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Stafford is a hipster free zone. Move on nothing to see here."

Give it time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know if a hipster is vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

recycled clothing

a granny basket on the front of the bike

and a hate for tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

op do you see yourself as hipster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not hip or cool but being cheeky x

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"How do you know if a hipster is vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you "

Gluten free vegan. Only eats vegetables that have killed humanely according to the 7 chakras of Yogi Bihran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hipsters are no longer cool. It's official.

They are so 2014.

Shave off the beard and get back on the drugs. Cereal Cafes and micro breweries?

Not on my watch you don't.

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

I must admit I have a thing for the hipster look but actual hipsters annoy me. Except Trevor Phillips

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

i sometimes comment "Yeah, it is what it is" before sipping on my decaffe low fat soy frappaccino that's not gender specific you like total fascist I actually identify as a third generation gluten- free fixie bike made from beaten organic flax

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Just been sipping on an avocado latte on my narrow boat whilst reading the latest copy of monocle monthly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive an Old Hillman Imp and run a craft workshop making milking stools....

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"How do you know if a hipster is vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you "

Haha so fecking true!

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