FabSwingers.com forum: What's on your headboard/bedside table?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a lava lamp, an old birthday card, an old Christmas card, two old journals, my current journal and around eight books.

Thankfully it's a very solid headboard.

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I've not got a bedside table... I have a EMPTY BLOODY TODDLER BED... And a toddler in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp, radio, book, chewing gum, Jo Malone candle and hand cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp. Some smellies (eau de toilette - pour homme!). Portable DVD player.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lamp,a scented candle,and a hammer.and picture hooks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindle. Phone. Hair tie. Coffee cup. Everything you need in life, really.

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Don't have a headboard.

Bedside drawers have a lamp, lighter, ashtray and fone charger on.

Should move the lighter and ashtray as I don't smoke in bed.

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

Clock radio, two squirty things of the purple durex lube, box of condoms and a pack of wet wipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lamp and a selection of hair scrunchies...and 2 glasses half filled with water. There'll probably be 3 there later

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Make up remover, pain killers, glass of water, face cream. My side.

Dicks side. Lamp and water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Books, phone charger and a framed roald dahl quote

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

The headboard has nothing except a couple of shackle points.

We usually explain them away as handles I attached to make moving house easier.

I don't think anyone has ever believed that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My iPad with a kindle app (too tight to buy a kindle too).

A headtorch.

A watch.

House and car keys.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"I've not got a bedside table... I have a EMPTY BLOODY TODDLER BED... And a toddler in my bed.

I do have a bedside table but I too suffer from 'but I love you daddy syndrome'. This is lovely but go the fuck back to your own bed. Puuurrlease?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of water, an academic book about Katherine Howard (not as good as I'd hoped), a lamp and three hair bobbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tape measure, picture frame, two grand, toiletries, meds, sunglasses, water glass.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Rose petals and candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've not got a bedside table... I have a EMPTY BLOODY TODDLER BED... And a toddler in my bed.

You brought this on yourself probably

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Radio and glass of water on the side table and just a few notches on tge headboard

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

Clock

Dab radio

Bottle of water

Tic tacs

Back scratcher

Various meds

Eye mask

Hand cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp

Alarm clock

iPad

Glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picture of my twin girlies

Dab radio

Bluetooth speaker

Fire TV remote

Tv remote

Phone charger

So very exciting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt Lamp

Radio

Face wipes

Sparkling water

Hitachi wand

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norwich mug

Deodorant

Lip balm

Anti wrinkle cream

Omega 3 fish oil tablets

Lamp

Some 2 pence and 1 pence coins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindle, phone charger, lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently on my headboard I have 2 books and an empty cup x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

set of drawers used as a bedside cabinet - has a lamp - china heart money box - jewellery stand - a glass of juice and tablets for morning - a tin of blackcurrant vaseline - and my phone

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Lamp, watch, hairbrush, clock and assorted shrapnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp

Kindle

Alarm clock

Jewellery box

Small photo frame x

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Don't have a bedside table. Immediately next to the bed is a 3 foot high pile of books, which is also 3 books deep if that makes sense? So, about 90 or so books. And then a wooden chest which is covered in rubbish - lamp, radio, phone, hairbrushes, straighteners, body lotion, face creams etc.

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

A's side: Alarm Clock and a glass of whisky

J's side: Rum and Coke

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Lamp

Alarm clock

Exit to Eden by Anne Rice

Silver box full of condoms

Massage oil

Lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timepiece

Phone

Book

Water

Wallet

Car keys

Cufflinks

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill

Keys, books, earplugs, glasses and a few watches.

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Lamp. Candle my drink bottle.glasses and painkillers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much! Bottle of water, tv remotes, candles, loads of nail varnishes, dvds, some rather funny condoms my OH bought back from Amsterdam, lip balm...and more!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

The head of the bed frame is entwined with blue led lights...the bottom has a tv attached to it..

By the side of the bed is a bookcase with a few books in and a lamp with a multichanging led bulb..on tother side is a multidrawer unit with a stack of books on it...one being johnny marr's autobiography..another Winnie the Pooh and the art of management

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just realised how much crap I have on mine

1 lamp, 1 vase of flowers (artificial), 1 set of keys for a house abroad, 1 cup of cold drink that I'm currently drinking and one wicker basket full of tablets-sunglasses-random bits.

I think i need to declutter

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Here goes,

Radio alarm clock.

2 cans of deodorant.

Glass of (other cola based drinks are available).

2 tubes of hand cream.

Electric shaver.

5 different types of aftershave.

Fake wicker basket full of random crap, charger leads, tablets, travel adapter and more besides.

Nando's gift voucher.

Hair product.

Cuff link and watch storage box.

2 die cast car models in gift boxes.

Some mail.

Knee support bandage.

Electrical terminal blocks

An old birthday card.

And finally a TV remote.

Please don't judge me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here goes,

Radio alarm clock.

2 cans of deodorant.

Glass of (other cola based drinks are available).

2 tubes of hand cream.

Electric shaver.

5 different types of aftershave.

Fake wicker basket full of random crap, charger leads, tablets, travel adapter and more besides.

Nando's gift voucher.

Hair product.

Cuff link and watch storage box.

2 die cast car models in gift boxes.

Some mail.

Knee support bandage.

Electrical terminal blocks

An old birthday card.

And finally a TV remote.

Please don't judge me

You seriously need to have a word with yourself

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Two books, Kindle, i-pad.

And on the bedpost, not enough notches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King sized leather bed frame and Leather head board.

Bedside table... Cluttered.

Alarm clock

Hand cream, body butter

Holy Bible

Books

Lamp

Torch

Photos of me on a cruise

Minnie & Mickey Mouse figures from Disneyland

Photo frame with pictures of Mum and Dad

Couple more figures

Glasses case and specs

TV remote, Now TV remote

Water bottle

Pen

Ipad

Small teddy bear from Paris

Nasal spray for hay-fever

Bedside drawers are full of utter filth

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Here goes,

Radio alarm clock.

2 cans of deodorant.

Glass of (other cola based drinks are available).

2 tubes of hand cream.

Electric shaver.

5 different types of aftershave.

Fake wicker basket full of random crap, charger leads, tablets, travel adapter and more besides.

Nando's gift voucher.

Hair product.

Cuff link and watch storage box.

2 die cast car models in gift boxes.

Some mail.

Knee support bandage.

Electrical terminal blocks

An old birthday card.

And finally a TV remote.

Please don't judge me

You seriously need to have a word with yourself

Hey I said not to judge me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think every topic conceivable has now been discussed on Fab.

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By *iercedCplCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

Haha. Yep husband.

And the restraints...

J x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I think every topic conceivable has now been discussed on Fab."

So not true...we haven't had the 'Where is Libs other side of his face?' thread yet!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Urmmmmmmm

wrist cuffs & a paddle hanging off the bed post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handcuffs, rope, a roll of duct tape, lube, a giant dildo, cucumber, condoms, a picture of David Hasselhoff and a little figure of Peppa Pig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think every topic conceivable has now been discussed on Fab.

So not true...we haven't had the 'Where is Libs other side of his face?' thread yet!"

I was tempted to make this thread, just to be arsey

, but then I figured he might put up a full face pic and no one needs to see that before bed

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I think every topic conceivable has now been discussed on Fab.

So not true...we haven't had the 'Where is Libs other side of his face?' thread yet!

I was tempted to make this thread, just to be arsey

, but then I figured he might put up a full face pic and no one needs to see that before bed

Do it in the morning

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I think every topic conceivable has now been discussed on Fab.

So not true...we haven't had the 'Where is Libs other side of his face?' thread yet!

I was tempted to make this thread, just to be arsey

, but then I figured he might put up a full face pic and no one needs to see that before bed

Because it might put them off the sleep inducing night time wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think every topic conceivable has now been discussed on Fab.

So not true...we haven't had the 'Where is Libs other side of his face?' thread yet!

I was tempted to make this thread, just to be arsey

, but then I figured he might put up a full face pic and no one needs to see that before bed

Because it might put them off the sleep inducing night time wank?"

Depends on the person, I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handcuffs, rope, a roll of duct tape, lube, a giant dildo, cucumber, condoms, a picture of David Hasselhoff and a little figure of Peppa Pig."

I thought you were sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handcuffs, rope, a roll of duct tape, lube, a giant dildo, cucumber, condoms, a picture of David Hasselhoff and a little figure of Peppa Pig.

I thought you were sweet

I know, The Hoff is just too much of a stud.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A phone charger

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

"I've not got a bedside table... I have a EMPTY BLOODY TODDLER BED... And a toddler in my bed.

I do have a bedside table but I too suffer from 'but I love you daddy syndrome'. This is lovely but go the fuck back to your own bed. Puuurrlease?!"

He literally is a blond, curly haired little cherub... absolutely the most beautiful child I've got... But, he's a little bugger... Don't know where he gets it from.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we have a very angry skunk on our bedside table. because he,s been evicted from hubbys sock draw. xx

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

A kindle which I keep charging but haven't used in ages. Lamp, handset and pen but no paper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Book

phone charger

Phone

Lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lamp, a phone and a cat.

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

lube and a steel rose anal plug

shes letting herself in @ 8 am in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamp, iPad, e-reader, e-cig, lube.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Lamp, 4 books, Jo Malone candle, Bluetooth speaker, coaster and glass of water, my glasses, a pair of earrings

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

Ashtray, e45 cream,watches n a cock ring lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lamp

Book

Alarm clock

A bunch of flowers

My Glasses

On the other table is

Frankie and George (2 goldfish)

And some fishfood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On bedside table - lamp (well a carnival light ) , glass of water and hair bobble .

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Work phone

Some medical tape

Sun tan lotion

Some pin badges of mufc

And a small sculpture called pieta - (Virgin Mary holding jesus) - not that i am religious just it was nans and after she died it kinda came to me, because I think I got it her the first time I went to Rome

A bit of a mixed bag really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have a bedside table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this minute there's a coffee mug, tablet my fags n lighter a lamp and a fan on my bedside drawers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An empty coffee mug and a lot less digestives then I brought up to bed with me last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Lego plane, bottle of water, Chanel Allure perfume and my glasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindle

Candle

Bottle of water

Bottle of baby oil

Fuzz

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Lamp, apple watch charger & ear plugs (damn morning chorus!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last lot of uni work, jewellery and a bottle of water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alarm clock,,lamp, moisturiser and face oil, a brush and a lip gloss.

No cuddly toy tho!!

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Yesterday's cup of tea

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

On my headboard...

Pair of headphones and blindfolds that have only ever used for yoga meditation. Seriously...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a bedside table but hanging around my side is water, supplements, blindfold, some leather and stud chains and orgasm lube..

Standard

Peach x

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

A lamp and pile of books about two feet tall. I really need to do more reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book, pillow, extension cable and I put my jewellery there at night.

~Mia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the bedside table; A comic, a lamp, some D&D books (yes I'm a geek) and a glass of water.

Are we counting what's in the draw and on the shelf as there's loads more that's just on top.

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Bedside lamps, mountains of jewellery, lube, wand, 8" rubber cock.... oh and a packet of lockets !

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

U guys need to clear ur bedside tables....last week I managed to clear:multiple cock rings,a dildo,a ballgagg,restraint,a buttplug n lube of my girls side n shift it under her quilt just as her nieghbour walked in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch collection, medication, books, aftershave

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