FabSwingers.com forum: Lardons

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it just me who has a little snigger in the supermarkets whenever I see a packet of Lardons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't stop having fun when you grow up.You grow up when you stop having fun.

Carry on sniggering,it does you good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are so yummy though

Especially with pasta and grated cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just me who has a little snigger in the supermarkets whenever I see a packet of Lardons?

Hell no it's not just you.

I still rearrange any alphabet monikered merchandise to spell filthy words. Mugs lined up that spell cunt are my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank goodness for that. Don't even get me started on Mr Brains Pork Faggots in gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was gonna be about fat mans hardons

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"They are so yummy though

Especially with pasta and grated cheese "

Try a jacket potato, butter, beans, grated mature cheddar and then crispy lardons. In that order.

Scrumptious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!! I'm so pleased that I'm not the only one to find this word hilarious!it's so immature and juvenile but I can't help it!!

I was in a very posh restaurant once and the waiter said in his best french accent"madams Guinea fowl and lardons" hoe I didn't just guffaw in his face I'll never know xx

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

With peas, chilli and olive oil mixed into linguine.

Also

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!! I'm so pleased that I'm not the only one to find this word hilarious!it's so immature and juvenile but I can't help it!!

I was in a very posh restaurant once and the waiter said in his best french accent"madams Guinea fowl and lardons" hoe I didn't just guffaw in his face I'll never know xx"

There is definitely nothing wrong with giving a French waiter a good guffaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I agree...and the way he said lardons was not just hilarious but very sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I agree...and the way he said lardons was not just hilarious but very sexy

I'm sure that will have given you some nice content for your imagination later on

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh I agree...and the way he said lardons was not just hilarious but very sexy

I can do some French recordings for the voices thread if you want. The 'n' in lardons is silent.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Wong emoji...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmm...tell me more monsieur...x

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"hmmm...tell me more monsieur...x"

C'est fait!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh believe me it did...and still does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a lardon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i live a sheltered life - i didnt know what it was

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Is it not diced bacon?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

"What's a lardon

I'm glad you asked, I don't know either but didn't wanna look daft

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"What's a lardon

I thought it was French for arousal, but it isn't, which is why I got thrown out of my Cuisine de Bordeaux night class after I ruined a pan of good food and burned myself rather badly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it not diced bacon?"

It is!

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