FabSwingers.com forum: Tragic news from the nestle factory

By *aughtynigel02121980 OP Man
over a year ago

Brandon

I'm just wondering if any of you have heard the tragic news at the Nestle factory?

Just said on the news that a worker has been tragically killed when hundreds of boxes of chocolate fell over on him.

He tried in vain to get help but every time he said the milky bars are on me all of his workmates cheered.

Hope you all have had a superb day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just wondering if any of you have heard the tragic news at the Nestle factory?

Just said on the news that a worker has been tragically killed when hundreds of boxes of chocolate fell over on him.

He tried in vain to get help but every time he said the milky bars are on me all of his workmates cheered.

Hope you all have had a superb day

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Wrong but funny

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By *aughtynigel02121980 OP Man
over a year ago

Brandon

I had to chuckle when I heard it earlier

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

My mate who worked in the 'Hundreds and Thousands' factory was found dead yesterday.

The Police said he topped himself.

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By *aughtynigel02121980 OP Man
over a year ago

Brandon

"My mate who worked in the 'Hundreds and Thousands' factory was found dead yesterday.

The Police said he topped himself."

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By *ewantfun14Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Was told they were trying to keep it quiet due to health and safety breach so only heard a Wispa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEWS FLASH!!! An explosion in a cheese factory in france has just been reported.

The emergency serviced are still sifting through de brie

Very Caerphilly

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over a year ago

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By *aughtynigel02121980 OP Man
over a year ago

Brandon

I went to see my mate works at a cheese factory and he gave me a guided tour.

He took me all around the factory and got to a door that said danger, be careful when entering.

I asked what was in there and he said dangerous cheeses.

So I asked him, how do you handle all the dangerous cheeses they make?

He said caerphilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEWS FLASH!! reports of serveral incidents of people getting stabbed in the back in london with knitting needles

A police spoksman said "these incidents are unrelated but we think there is a pattern emerging here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate died in a glue factory also. Police say he snuffed it/sniffed it. Thought of that meself btw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to see my mate works at a cheese factory and he gave me a guided tour.

He took me all around the factory and got to a door that said danger, be careful when entering.

I asked what was in there and he said dangerous cheeses.

So I asked him, how do you handle all the dangerous cheeses they make?

He said caerphilly"

Beat you to it mate^^^^^^^

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By *aughtynigel02121980 OP Man
over a year ago

Brandon

"I went to see my mate works at a cheese factory and he gave me a guided tour.

He took me all around the factory and got to a door that said danger, be careful when entering.

I asked what was in there and he said dangerous cheeses.

So I asked him, how do you handle all the dangerous cheeses they make?

He said caerphilly

Beat you to it mate^^^^^^^"
Very true but have you heard of the secret society that governs the sale of cheese? They're called Hallouminati

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So funny this thread .

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By *aughtynigel02121980 OP Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Enough of these cheese jokes as they are starting to grate on me

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A couple of Mexicans got arrested this afternoon in Caerphilly, they were caught red handed stealing a van load of cheese.

The Police pointed out to them that's 'Nacho Cheese'.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I went to see my mate works at a cheese factory and he gave me a guided tour.

He took me all around the factory and got to a door that said danger, be careful when entering.

I asked what was in there and he said dangerous cheeses.

So I asked him, how do you handle all the dangerous cheeses they make?

He said caerphilly

Beat you to it mate^^^^^^^"

Edam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle eastern cheese shop in jeruselem is called cheeses of nazareth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a spoilt little rich cheese

Paris stilton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread reminds me of a harrowing incident that I witnessed on a tour of the Guinness brewery in Dublin. One of the workers fell into a massive vat of Guinness and took 5 hours to drown. He had to get out after 3 hours to go to the loo and then get back in.

The awful memory will stay with me forever.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I ended up having some Germany Sausages for dinner last night, I didn't think much of them to be honest.

They were the WURST.

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over a year ago

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

I'm surprised there aren't any foul chicken jokes yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

I love Edam good cheese joke

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

What cheese would you use to blindfold a horse?.....Marscapone

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By *aughtynigel02121980 OP Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Just heard some tragic news about my mate

He had terrible heartburn and passed away

I can't believe Gav is gone

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