FabSwingers.com forum: Jokes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A woman started to feel peculiar and mentioned it to her husband. He booked a Dr's appointment & went with her. The Dr took blood samples & the husband & wife waited for the results.

Once they were back the Dr called the husband into his office to discuss.

He confessed that he couldn't be sure which was the right outcome.

The husband asked what it was between.

The Dr broke the news that the mans wife had AIDS or Alzheimer's disease

The husband asked the Dr for his advice as what to do...

The Dr told him to put his wife on a bus and to drive home and wait - and if she gets home, don't Fuck her!!!!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"