FabSwingers.com forum: Oh double arse biscuits

By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

My car was due to go the garage this morning for some work. Get in, press the starter button and sloooow whirr. No catchee.

Oh. Look the interior light switches are on. The small person went to find something last night.

So now I have to wait for the RAC.

BIG. DOGS' COCKS.

How is your morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear that's pants

My morning is great ....sorry to rub it in

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Costa coffee, 2 almond croissants, only missing a direct pic of a hot man this morning.

Ahem

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By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh dear that's pants

My morning is great ....sorry to rub it in

No. That's fine. I am happy for you. Honest.

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By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Costa coffee, 2 almond croissants, only missing a direct pic of a hot man this morning.

Ahem

You are about to get spammed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got to work

I feel your pain op.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Costa coffee, 2 almond croissants, only missing a direct pic of a hot man this morning.

Ahem

You are about to get spammed! "

Would prefer spanked, but will take what I can get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse biscuit.....

Urban dictionary translation....

A piece of shit, hanging from someone's arse hair, that's gone crusty like a biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arse biscuit.....

Urban dictionary translation....

A piece of shit, hanging from someone's arse hair, that's gone crusty like a biscuit

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By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Arse biscuit.....

Urban dictionary translation....

A piece of shit, hanging from someone's arse hair, that's gone crusty like a biscuit

Exactly.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have the dentist today (almost went on the wrong day yesterday) and I don't want to.

I don't want to get up.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh dear

Didn't sleep again last night, need to go food shopping, do house work and get ready for traveling to the va.

But must walk the dog first.

Hope your day gets better op

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By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"I have the dentist today (almost went on the wrong day yesterday) and I don't want to.

I don't want to get up."

Ooh dentistry. Nice.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Top parenting tip there

Mine is wet, exceptionally wet.

And ive got hay bits stuck to my sodden clothes

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By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh dear

Didn't sleep again last night, need to go food shopping, do house work and get ready for traveling to the va.

But must walk the dog first.

Hope your day gets better op"

The VA?

Victoria & Albert?

Virginia ?

Veterans Affairs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run out of tea bags.....gutted

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By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Top parenting tip there

Mine is wet, exceptionally wet.

And ive got hay bits stuck to my sodden clothes

The tip being....? Wrap them in bubble wrap and store until 21 before releasing into the world?

Roll on the wet hay?

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By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Run out of tea bags.....gutted"

#thefightisreal

Have a coffee.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

"Top parenting tip there

Mine is wet, exceptionally wet.

And ive got hay bits stuck to my sodden clothes

The tip being....? Wrap them in bubble wrap and store until 21 before releasing into the world?

Roll on the wet hay?

Ill roll on the wet hay if you help get me out of the wet jodphurs and ridding boots

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"My car was due to go the garage this morning for some work. Get in, press the starter button and sloooow whirr. No catchee.

Oh. Look the interior light switches are on. The small person went to find something last night.

So now I have to wait for the RAC.

BIG. DOGS' COCKS.

How is your morning?

Get her to give you a push start. That'll teach her; she won't do it again.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Having had only a couple of hours sleep, I can see my day being shit as I have auditors all day... I've seen them heating the branding irons and getting the thumb screws ready, things may be looking up after all..

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By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Top parenting tip there

Mine is wet, exceptionally wet.

And ive got hay bits stuck to my sodden clothes

The tip being....? Wrap them in bubble wrap and store until 21 before releasing into the world?

Roll on the wet hay?

Ill roll on the wet hay if you help get me out of the wet jodphurs and ridding boots"

Leave the boots on

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By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"My car was due to go the garage this morning for some work. Get in, press the starter button and sloooow whirr. No catchee.

Oh. Look the interior light switches are on. The small person went to find something last night.

So now I have to wait for the RAC.

BIG. DOGS' COCKS.

How is your morning?

Get her to give you a push start. That'll teach her; she won't do it again.

He is six. I am all in favour of child labour but he is already up a chimney sweeping away

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I have found that you are always supposed to eat jaffa cakes chocolate side up - chocolate side down just doesn't make any sense with them at all. This is not a taste test, this is life advice.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Oh dear

Didn't sleep again last night, need to go food shopping, do house work and get ready for traveling to the va.

But must walk the dog first.

Hope your day gets better op

The VA?

Victoria & Albert?

Virginia ?

Veterans Affairs? "

Vanilla alternative festival of fun

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By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

The Vanilla Alternative sounds amazing.

So a new battery and £96.99 later I was away to the garage. Today is going to be expensive.

You have not been charged for this update...I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did they not round it up to £100

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By *lmostthere OP Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Did they not round it up to £100"

Yeah and I swallowed too

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