What my Mom taught me

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Religion - "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"

Logic - "Because I said so, that's why"

Irony - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"

Wisdom - "When you get to my age you'll understand"

Justice - "One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"

What did your mom teach you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

That those heeled fluffy mule slippers sting like fuck on the backs of your legs when you get hit with them

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

That the best friend I ever had was her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She taught me how to dance, well that running around her while she had my ear in one hand whilst smacking my botty with the other one is dancing isnt it?

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"She taught me how to dance, well that running around her while she had my ear in one hand whilst smacking my botty with the other one is dancing isnt it?"

You and me both

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

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To train you man from day one

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