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Fab is full of people who can't pull in the real world

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Isn't it?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there may be people here (singles) that have confidence issues when "pulling"

But I don't think your theory is a good generalisation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or people that can pull in the real world just worried about taking a guy home without seeing what his penis looks like before hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww tittylicious

not seen you for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it?!"

In fairness, I can't pull here either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are so far away from the truth with that generalising sweeping statement.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Certainly safe to say the written word medium is easier to pull with than other means for a lot of people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think there may be people here (singles) that have confidence issues when "pulling"

But I don't think your theory is a good generalisation"

Why not?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

My arms are as big as Popeyes there's nothing I can't pull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a couple, yes

Not sure how we would pull in the real world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no problems at all pulling in real life, i use fab so I can do it discretely without my whole town knowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real world is full of people who can't pull in Fab

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I think on any site like this there is an element of that but it's also a ' safer' environment to pull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most couldn't pull a cart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was the real world?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it?!"

No. For me Fab is full of more people I'd date than people I'd want to date in the real world.

I can pull in the real world, I just don't want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it?!

In fairness, I can't pull here either."

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can pull in the real world

on here i know exactly what i want

and is easy to get

real world no point if he has a 2 inch willy

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

It might be. I find fab harder then real life to be honest. But then in real life you do all that effort and then they want the lights turned off .

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Or people that can pull in the real world just worried about taking a guy home without seeing what his penis looks like before hand "

There is nothing worse than unwrapping something pretty to be disappointed with the small gift inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG !! You mean this isn't really the real world. Trousers back on and out of here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are so far away from the truth with that generalising sweeping statement.

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Am I though? Why do so many spend time on here rather than spending it in the real world?

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Yes it certainly is....I can pull a cracker at Xmas and a chain to flush x

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys

Difficult to pull in the real world as a couple. You get some funny looks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not working

I can't pull here either...but then I'm looking for someone who blows my mind...not just blows me

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By *0shades 2000Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Bit harsh innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think there may be people here (singles) that have confidence issues when "pulling"

But I don't think your theory is a good generalisation

Why not?"

Because you said it's "full" which would equate to 100% - which is a generalisation, and not true... as the couple's have clearly pulled as they are a couple....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too lazy to go out and meet people. I want dick delivered to my door, damnit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most couldn't pull a cart."

Why would they want to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not working

I can't pull here either...but then I'm looking for someone who blows my mind...not just blows me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it?!

In fairness, I can't pull here either.

Haha! "

Wasn't a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are so far away from the truth with that generalising sweeping statement.

Am I though? Why do so many spend time on here rather than spending it in the real world?"

You speak the truth look at the desperadoes 24/7 on here its shocking.

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By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham


"I thought this was the real world?!? "

No, this is just fantasy. Don't get caught in the landslide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too lazy to go out and meet people. I want dick delivered to my door, damnit! "

Hahaha now there's a new "Uber" style company right there!!

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys


"I thought this was the real world?!?

No, this is just fantasy. Don't get caught in the landslide."

If you do. There's no escape from reality apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are so far away from the truth with that generalising sweeping statement.

Am I though? Why do so many spend time on here rather than spending it in the real world?

You speak the truth look at the desperadoes 24/7 on here its shocking."

Aren't we all a bit guilty of this though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny how people call others for being on here 24/7

how do they know??

must be on here themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hook is out for nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too lazy to go out and meet people. I want dick delivered to my door, damnit!

Hahaha now there's a new "Uber" style company right there!!"

Dial a Dick

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By *wingtolifeCouple
over a year ago

who knows

We've only pulled in the real world.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The hook is out for nibbles "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

True!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are so far away from the truth with that generalising sweeping statement.

Am I though? Why do so many spend time on here rather than spending it in the real world?

You speak the truth look at the desperadoes 24/7 on here its shocking.

Aren't we all a bit guilty of this though?"

Yeah we're chatting and chilling we aren't posting every 5 minutes about why we can't get meets or what's the best messages to send out, we discuss important topics sometimes, we do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are so far away from the truth with that generalising sweeping statement.

Am I though? Why do so many spend time on here rather than spending it in the real world?

You speak the truth look at the desperadoes 24/7 on here its shocking."

I'm not quite on 24/7 but I'm working on it. Mainly as I don't log off and adore chatting in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. I'm so minging babies vomit at the sight of me.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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not really, i can pull off here. if i go out. which i hardly do and should focus on getting out more really.

i think it's full of lazy people like me, who also don't actually like people but are trying to like them then just keep getting let down and hate them more coz all the people are like but aren't even trying to like people.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Yep that's me. Zero social skills. Can't hold a conversation. My standard chatup line is Core you've got nice tits wanna fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too lazy to go out and meet people. I want dick delivered to my door, damnit!

Hahaha now there's a new "Uber" style company right there!!

Dial a Dick "

FedSex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gods of america

having fucking the guy

she swallowed him up her pussy

just thought i would pop that in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm too lazy to go out and meet people. I want dick delivered to my door, damnit! "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I'm too lazy to go out and meet people. I want dick delivered to my door, damnit! "

I'm going with this actually I like it

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I don't pull in the real world at all because I'm one of the faceless, getting older generation that the media rules as past it.

I don't do pubs or clubs either.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Damn autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"funny how people call others for being on here 24/7

how do they know??

must be on here themselves

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I don't always log off, as I'm sure many others don't, so even though it says I'm online, I often aren't using the site at that time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. I'm so minging babies vomit at the sight of me."

Hahahaha loving this comment.... made me proper chuckle. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess your pretty accurate ... 3 and a half years ive been single ... had minimal dates in that time ... but not that long since my last meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes. I'm so minging babies vomit at the sight of me."

Projectile vomiting I hope

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

There are lot of peoples on here with issues and then there are lots of peoples with out issues . . it mimcs Vannila real life in that respect.

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By *0ungstudMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Isn't it?!"

I don't understand, are you saying that you can't pull in real life? Otherwise I'm going to agree with the majority of this thread and disagree with your generalisation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know."

they say it takes one to know one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"My arms are as big as Popeyes there's nothing I can't pull "

I've got a few trophies for winning Tug-o-War meetings I'll have you know

Not so good on the arm wrestling front though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. I'm so minging babies vomit at the sight of me.

Hahahaha loving this comment.... made me proper chuckle. X"

Ruined my prospects of being a nursery nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. I'm so minging babies vomit at the sight of me.

Projectile vomiting I hope "

A milky arc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its true

most on fab

only get to pull the chain

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know.

they say it takes one to know one"

Why don't you 2 just fucking avoid each other. It's always been pretty sad but it getting boring as fuck now to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't it?!

I don't understand, are you saying that you can't pull in real life? Otherwise I'm going to agree with the majority of this thread and disagree with your generalisation."

Of course I can't, I don't have my tits out in real life and men don't have to give me false compliments in the hope of sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it?!"

I find it takes a lot longer to pull on here than in real life. But I don't mind, patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes patience is the key

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

If fishing post ignore this comment.

If not this site and others similar and those that are pretending to be more date orientated exist for a damn good reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know.

they say it takes one to know one

Why don't you 2 just fucking avoid each other. It's always been pretty sad but it getting boring as fuck now to "

i try my best xx not always possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I joined when I stopped drinking....it kinda limits you a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have pulled outside this site and it can sometimes be daunting. but as a newbie on here I cannot yet comment on pulling on this site just yet. This is new to me so I guess I have a lot to learn.

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know.

they say it takes one to know one

Why don't you 2 just fucking avoid each other. It's always been pretty sad but it getting boring as fuck now to "

Lol. Dont sit on the fence now bladey

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know.

they say it takes one to know one

Why don't you 2 just fucking avoid each other. It's always been pretty sad but it getting boring as fuck now to

i try my best xx not always possible "

Ether punch it out or shag each other it's the only other options.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know.

they say it takes one to know one

Why don't you 2 just fucking avoid each other. It's always been pretty sad but it getting boring as fuck now to "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know.

they say it takes one to know one

Why don't you 2 just fucking avoid each other. It's always been pretty sad but it getting boring as fuck now to

Lol. Dont sit on the fence now bladey "

Never been 1 for that. Nobody to pull the splinters out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it?!"

Speak for yourself.

I find the real world a much easier place to pull than fab. But the real world is in 3D.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know.

they say it takes one to know one

Why don't you 2 just fucking avoid each other. It's always been pretty sad but it getting boring as fuck now to

i try my best xx not always possible "

Yes it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know.

they say it takes one to know one

Why don't you 2 just fucking avoid each other. It's always been pretty sad but it getting boring as fuck now to

i try my best xx not always possible

Yes it is. "

not getting into this with anyone

i will pop of to the carrot thread

bye folk

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know.

they say it takes one to know one

Why don't you 2 just fucking avoid each other. It's always been pretty sad but it getting boring as fuck now to

Lol. Dont sit on the fence now bladey

Never been 1 for that. Nobody to pull the splinters out "

Haha

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

It's way easier to pull in the real world compared to fab in my experience.

It's super easy to get a date which often leads to sex via dating apps. It's tough for a lady to even read your message let alone reply and get freaky with you on fab.

Fab is bloody hard work. Dating apps are super easy if you have half a brain and arent a total twat.

Im mainly here to chat on forums these days. Can't get laid on fab but am going on way too many dates in the real world. Do kind of love it though.

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over a year ago

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Fab is full of bottom feeders i now know.

they say it takes one to know one

Why don't you 2 just fucking avoid each other. It's always been pretty sad but it getting boring as fuck now to

i try my best xx not always possible

Yes it is.

not getting into this with anyone

i will pop of to the carrot thread

bye folk"

Your not getting into it but we all have to read the digs God knows how many times a day. Ffs just meet fuck or punch job done simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are so far away from the truth with that generalising sweeping statement.

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You could meet anyone when u dont expect it right on your doorstep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what you're looking for. Go manchester at weekend and I'm almost certain everyone would find someone to take home lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can not pull on here then you can not pull in the real world too i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've given up

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"Isn't it?!"

Agree and disagree with you OP.

Agree in the sense that in the 'real' or 'vanilla' world i do find it difficult to approach someone but thats a personal confidence thing. When i have approached and chatted it's either gone well and we hit it off or i just get put off by what they say.

I find fab easier in the sense that you can read a profile, start a conversation and see how you get on and if you want to meet up. Unless 'real' world starts doing profiles its not always easy to 'pull' & sometimes off putting when you try and realise they are only physically attractive and would bore you 10mintues later.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I've given up"

That 2 of us

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley


"I'm too lazy to go out and meet people. I want dick delivered to my door, damnit! "

If you promise to sign for me, I'll happily cram myself into a Fed Ex box now Babe.

Seriously though, I've no idea what is easier, here or the real world. I've always been crap at chatting girls up in regular clubs, don't get many meets here but have been chatted up by women in swingers clubs who I never would have believed would look twice at me. Would you say these clubs are part of the "real world" or Fab? Which one do I suck in and which world works for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy. "

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't even pull on fab let alone the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

"

Damn. ..I was about to go to bed too...feel like I can't now in case I miss something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

"

Shut up not funny now.

But you're excused i like your banter love your a good sort on here give and take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Damn. ..I was about to go to bed too...feel like I can't now in case I miss something "

I am! Can feel the winds picking up

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Shut up not funny now.

But you're excused i like your banter love your a good sort on here give and take. "

How do you know if it's your mates anyway,the profile is verified,have they been messing about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've not fed the ducks in a while

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Damn. ..I was about to go to bed too...feel like I can't now in case I miss something

I am! Can feel the winds picking up "

Funny when I saw the profile I thought you may get a bit jealous. I shouldn't say that should I,but I know you want your men untouched by other women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I've not fed the ducks in a while "

Quack quack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.? "

Ha Bondi its me.

You're looking good hope you're doing ok.

I've missed you buster.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it?!

In fairness, I can't pull here either."

Same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no problem pulling in the real world but I did have a problem with finding a fwb. I'm not willing to lie or mislead anyone to get what I want and on here I can be honest and know there are at least a few people wanting the same thing. When I pull in the real world it's more messy and I don't like the uncertainties of what the expectations are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Ha Bondi its me.

You're looking good hope you're doing ok.

I've missed you buster.x"

Ok i' freaking out a bit here how the fuck you find me.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Ha Bondi its me.

You're looking good hope you're doing ok.

I've missed you buster.x

Ok i' freaking out a bit here how the fuck you find me.?"

It dosent matter how ok but I have.x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Ha Bondi its me.

You're looking good hope you're doing ok.

I've missed you buster.x

Ok i' freaking out a bit here how the fuck you find me.?

It dosent matter how ok but I have.x"

You were on here before weren't you? You deleted your account when you were accused of being a fraud and using pics from the internet.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yep freaky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Ha Bondi its me.

You're looking good hope you're doing ok.

I've missed you buster.x

Ok i' freaking out a bit here how the fuck you find me.?

It dosent matter how ok but I have.x"

E why didn't you message me in private hun.?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Ha Bondi its me.

You're looking good hope you're doing ok.

I've missed you buster.x

Ok i' freaking out a bit here how the fuck you find me.?

It dosent matter how ok but I have.x"

Do I need popcorn....?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

This is beautiful.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Damn. ..I was about to go to bed too...feel like I can't now in case I miss something

I am! Can feel the winds picking up

Funny when I saw the profile I thought you may get a bit jealous. I shouldn't say that should I,but I know you want your men untouched by other women "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Ha Bondi its me.

You're looking good hope you're doing ok.

I've missed you buster.x

Ok i' freaking out a bit here how the fuck you find me.?

It dosent matter how ok but I have.x

E why didn't you message me in private hun.?"

I guess I was nervous you block me ect so thought I'd say hello in public forum at least you couldn't.

I'm sorry Bondi I've made a show of you I'm not here to step on your toes. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The real world is full of people who can't pull in the real world

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Isn't it?!

In fairness, I can't pull here either."

you crack me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is beautiful. "

*Nods*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Ha Bondi its me.

You're looking good hope you're doing ok.

I've missed you buster.x

Ok i' freaking out a bit here how the fuck you find me.?

It dosent matter how ok but I have.x

E why didn't you message me in private hun.?

I guess I was nervous you block me ect so thought I'd say hello in public forum at least you couldn't.

I'm sorry Bondi I've made a show of you I'm not here to step on your toes. x"

Piss on his lamppost instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks, OP.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"The real world is full of people who can't pull in the real world "

We need a survey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/08/17 00:41:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My arms are as big as Popeyes there's nothing I can't pull "

But Pops has a bigger beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The real world is full of people who can't pull in the real world

We need a survey

"

Nope we need Belinda Carlisle singing heaven is a place on earth with the four tops doing a Capella backing and a guitar solo by jimmy hendrix

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OP.

Do you include yourself in your statement?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Ha Bondi its me.

You're looking good hope you're doing ok.

I've missed you buster.x

Ok i' freaking out a bit here how the fuck you find me.?

It dosent matter how ok but I have.x

E why didn't you message me in private hun.?

I guess I was nervous you block me ect so thought I'd say hello in public forum at least you couldn't.

I'm sorry Bondi I've made a show of you I'm not here to step on your toes. x"

Do carry on it's entertaining us

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By *XMandMXxCouple
over a year ago

swindon


"As a couple, yes

Not sure how we would pull in the real world!"

Can imagine how awkward that would be...

"Oh hi there, my missus wants to bury her head in your missus"

Totally can pull on my own though even in my geriatric state (34)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP.

Do you include yourself in your statement?"

If you read the thread, then you'd have seen that yes, I do, but I don't think it of everyone.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My arms are as big as Popeyes there's nothing I can't pull

But Pops has a bigger beard."

That's just to make him look taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a couple, yes

Not sure how we would pull in the real world!

Can imagine how awkward that would be...

"Oh hi there, my missus wants to bury her head in your missus"

Totally can pull on my own though even in my geriatric state (34)"

I can see that working up jumping jacks on a Saturday night

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Ha Bondi its me.

You're looking good hope you're doing ok.

I've missed you buster.x

Ok i' freaking out a bit here how the fuck you find me.?

It dosent matter how ok but I have.x

E why didn't you message me in private hun.?

I guess I was nervous you block me ect so thought I'd say hello in public forum at least you couldn't.

I'm sorry Bondi I've made a show of you I'm not here to step on your toes. x

Do carry on it's entertaining us "

Muchly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Isn't it?!"
well your here so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it much easier in the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greystone I'm sorry I leave you in peace big guy.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

imagine go into a pub hi there does you and your wife fancy some group fun with a friend and myself

oh yes the guy at the end of the bar wants to take pics and if your missus lets him he want to dp her with you

gee its thirsty talking

what we all drinking

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"My arms are as big as Popeyes there's nothing I can't pull

But Pops has a bigger beard.

That's just to make him look taller"

And more Butch???

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hi greystone its been a while big guy.

Ok is this a joke is it really you or my mates winding me up not funny lads ok.?

Ha Bondi its me.

You're looking good hope you're doing ok.

I've missed you buster.x

Ok i' freaking out a bit here how the fuck you find me.?

It dosent matter how ok but I have.x

E why didn't you message me in private hun.?

I guess I was nervous you block me ect so thought I'd say hello in public forum at least you couldn't.

I'm sorry Bondi I've made a show of you I'm not here to step on your toes. x

Do carry on it's entertaining us

Muchly. "

Anticlimax eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was the real world?!?

No, this is just fantasy. Don't get caught in the landslide."
no escape from reality

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Jesus christ. Who spiked the drinks in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Greystone I'm sorry I leave you in peace big guy.x"

It's ok but been a bit of a shock.

I'm sort of seeing someone she's great you would approve.

You doing ok button, why you even on here FFS.?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Jesus christ. Who spiked the drinks in here!"

Definitely a few bad trips about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or people that can pull in the real world just worried about taking a guy home without seeing what his penis looks like before hand "

Shame can't message or attach pic as your preferred age range is a good half century away from me xx

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Jesus christ. Who spiked the drinks in here!

Definitely a few bad trips about "

Your not wrong!

Some people been eating that cake off brass eye lmao

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Greystone I'm sorry I leave you in peace big guy.x"

Last note...just to clarify when you say big,big as in height,length?!

Ok I'm being stupid,it's 2am here time for sleep. The sun has affected me...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Greystone I'm sorry I leave you in peace big guy.x

Last note...just to clarify when you say big,big as in height,length?!

Ok I'm being stupid,it's 2am here time for sleep. The sun has affected me..."

Your a bitch

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Greystone I'm sorry I leave you in peace big guy.x

It's ok but been a bit of a shock.

I'm sort of seeing someone she's great you would approve.

You doing ok button, why you even on here FFS.?"

Sort off! We all salute her!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Greystone I'm sorry I leave you in peace big guy.x

Last note...just to clarify when you say big,big as in height,length?!

Ok I'm being stupid,it's 2am here time for sleep. The sun has affected me...

Your a bitch "

Thankyou . I just like to be clear on things that's all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus christ. Who spiked the drinks in here!

Definitely a few bad trips about

Your not wrong!

Some people been eating that cake off brass eye lmao"

Wait for the check neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it just as difficult on here as I do in the real world oh well

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x"

I don't hate you big guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy "

I want a nickname!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy "

Shut up you.

Happy now bitch. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pull a lot better in the real world for some reason unless I was to drop my standard's which I refuse to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

I want a nickname!!"

You got one that one only we both know bout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the real world full of people who can't pull on fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pull a lot better in the real world for some reason unless I was to drop my standard's which I refuse to do

"

Always keep your standards high buddy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

I want a nickname!!

You got one that one only we both know bout "

What, psychopath is that my pet name now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pull a lot better in the real world for some reason unless I was to drop my standard's which I refuse to do

"

Come back fella when you're on the A list.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

I want a nickname!!

You got one that one only we both know bout

What, psychopath is that my pet name now? "

There go's my jd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pull a lot better in the real world for some reason unless I was to drop my standard's which I refuse to do

Always keep your standards high buddy!"

I do try but some days I find myself thinking "just this once" before snapping back to reality. Mind I wouldn't have that problem with you though

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

I want a nickname!!"

You need to get some great hunk of a guy with the perfect penis to contact you through the forum's saying "Hi beautiful long time no see",then we can think of one for you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

Shut up you.

Happy now bitch. lol "

Kinda,you played it all a bit low key though to be honest. I want more drama,give me drama big guy give me drama!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

I want a nickname!!

You need to get some great hunk of a guy with the perfect penis to contact you through the forum's saying "Hi beautiful long time no see",then we can think of one for you"

Fuck if my ex contacted me on here I'd drive straight to his house and batter him.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Based on tonight time it was a rough like nam but without the bombs

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Back story, we need the back story now!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

I want a nickname!!

You need to get some great hunk of a guy with the perfect penis to contact you through the forum's saying "Hi beautiful long time no see",then we can think of one for you

Fuck if my ex contacted me on here I'd drive straight to his house and batter him.

"

We'd be right behind you . Although I'm not really the violent type,but he does sound a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pull a lot better in the real world for some reason unless I was to drop my standard's which I refuse to do

Always keep your standards high buddy!

I do try but some days I find myself thinking "just this once" before snapping back to reality. Mind I wouldn't have that problem with you though "

When you've got an itch you've got to scratch it I suppose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

I want a nickname!!

You need to get some great hunk of a guy with the perfect penis to contact you through the forum's saying "Hi beautiful long time no see",then we can think of one for you

Fuck if my ex contacted me on here I'd drive straight to his house and batter him.

"

That went right over her head trust me.

She wake up in September.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

I want a nickname!!

You need to get some great hunk of a guy with the perfect penis to contact you through the forum's saying "Hi beautiful long time no see",then we can think of one for you

Fuck if my ex contacted me on here I'd drive straight to his house and batter him.

We'd be right behind you . Although I'm not really the violent type,but he does sound a dick "

He is, he's scared of me anyway, he'll just shout things at me through a small gap in his car window as he's driving away!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Back story, we need the back story now!!! "

Well,are you sitting comfortable...

Sorry Miss Innocent

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

I want a nickname!!

You need to get some great hunk of a guy with the perfect penis to contact you through the forum's saying "Hi beautiful long time no see",then we can think of one for you

Fuck if my ex contacted me on here I'd drive straight to his house and batter him.

We'd be right behind you . Although I'm not really the violent type,but he does sound a dick

He is, he's scared of me anyway, he'll just shout things at me through a small gap in his car window as he's driving away!"

Well you scare me and I don't even know you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The real world is full of people who can't pull in the real world

We need a survey

Nope we need Belinda Carlisle singing heaven is a place on earth with the four tops doing a Capella backing and a guitar solo by jimmy hendrix "

That would be fucking awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

I want a nickname!!

You need to get some great hunk of a guy with the perfect penis to contact you through the forum's saying "Hi beautiful long time no see",then we can think of one for you

Fuck if my ex contacted me on here I'd drive straight to his house and batter him.

We'd be right behind you . Although I'm not really the violent type,but he does sound a dick

He is, he's scared of me anyway, he'll just shout things at me through a small gap in his car window as he's driving away!

Well you scare me and I don't even know you "

You scare a lot of men on here who don't know you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was strange, I had a twang I must admit but I was cool you all proud

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Well that was strange, I had a twang I must admit but I was cool you all proud "

Very!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Yes it certainly is....I can pull a cracker at Xmas and a chain to flush x"

You'll block your toilet flushing crackers down it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha E no offense but this thread is gonna crucify me on here i have so many haters you should of PM me button. x

I don't hate you big guy

I want a nickname!!

You need to get some great hunk of a guy with the perfect penis to contact you through the forum's saying "Hi beautiful long time no see",then we can think of one for you

Fuck if my ex contacted me on here I'd drive straight to his house and batter him.

We'd be right behind you . Although I'm not really the violent type,but he does sound a dick

He is, he's scared of me anyway, he'll just shout things at me through a small gap in his car window as he's driving away!

Well you scare me and I don't even know you

You scare a lot of men on here who don't know you."

I'm actually quite aroused by you miss w I love a bit of nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was strange, I had a twang I must admit but I was cool you all proud "

So many thirsty wannabes on here you know who you are.

Things just gotta a little more interesting for the honey G's of this world.

I'm switching things up for the bottom feeders.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

To be honest , neither of us has ever tried to pull in the real world . I went on dating sites and did ok , but it was cold and meaningless so stopped after a few months .

My wife had just the one long term relationship before we got together some seven years ago , and never had any trouble before that one either .

So we have to disagree somewhat with the op

At least in our case though , it may be the case for others .....

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