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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How to start a message off when messaging some one firt eg everyone get how are you and that soumds boring any tips what say im first message to people

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages don't matter it's how you look in your pictures, that's the only thing that matters on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find English helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages don't matter it's how you look in your pictures, that's the only thing that matters on this site. "

Chuckle i better not.put my smurf picture up again then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fair point people cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be yourself op . Think what you want to write , read their profile . Take your time and you will be ok buddy

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Correct spelling helps too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Messages don't matter it's how you look in your pictures, that's the only thing that matters on this site. "

Oh god really..... I need to work on that ha x

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Ask them if you can smash there shit box in its always a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the profile, show touve read it, be straight up, a little cheeky and a litle funny and then watch the float in the water and hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.

A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.

It really is that simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.

A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.

It really is that simple. "

How about come and fly my right foot 3d killer whale kite would that work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.

A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.

It really is that simple. "

Physical attraction is important for sure.... it can go south if they're not in the same page as you but I agree in principle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eight door even not right foot , that would be odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.

A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.

It really is that simple. "

Thanks for the fab can't say thanks because I can't message you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eight foot ,, golly gosh my typos tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.

A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.

It really is that simple. "

As long as hes 97

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eight foot ,, golly gosh my typos tonight "

An 8foot killer whale kite? Sounds fun!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.

A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.

It really is that simple. "

If the forum ladies in general are to be believed your in a small minority. That above plus a decent message is required lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eight foot ,, golly gosh my typos tonight

An 8foot killer whale kite? Sounds fun!"

It's ace in a good gust it can lift you up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I like a decent profile and a decent message

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By *xoticloverMan
over a year ago

newcastle


"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.

A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.

It really is that simple. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told my profile doesn't do me justice yesterday that was nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.

A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.

It really is that simple.

If the forum ladies in general are to be believed your in a small minority. That above plus a decent message is required lol. "

If a guy is stunning in every way then honestly his first message could be anything. Apart from the weird stuff I'm not talking about the guys that ask if they can be my toilet or get me pregnant I'm just talking normal first message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.

A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.

It really is that simple.

If the forum ladies in general are to be believed your in a small minority. That above plus a decent message is required lol.

If a guy is stunning in every way then honestly his first message could be anything. Apart from the weird stuff I'm not talking about the guys that ask if they can be my toilet or get me pregnant I'm just talking normal first message. "

Miss Wilkes send me a message so I can send you some pics please

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.

A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.

It really is that simple.

If the forum ladies in general are to be believed your in a small minority. That above plus a decent message is required lol.

If a guy is stunning in every way then honestly his first message could be anything. Apart from the weird stuff I'm not talking about the guys that ask if they can be my toilet or get me pregnant I'm just talking normal first message. "

Ah right now i get what you mean. I took your give me your cunt thing too literally. My bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Ever tried breaking ice with your penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol "

I'd take your money but I would spend it on my handsome 6foot lover with a big penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMAO you work it WW x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Here are my tips...

- Always be polite, never sexual in the first message

- Always send a clear face pic, no sunglasses etc.

- Never send a cock pic until you are asked for one

- Make sure the message politely conveys, beyond a shadow of a doubt the you have read the profile and 100% match what they are looking for

- Do not use words like babe, hun, sweets etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol

I'd take your money but I would spend it on my handsome 6foot lover with a big penis. "

Bloody age ranges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol

I'd take your money but I would spend it on my handsome 6foot lover with a big penis.

Bloody age ranges"

You're wasting your time mate you're not her type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol

I'd take your money but I would spend it on my handsome 6foot lover with a big penis.

Bloody age ranges

You're wasting your time mate you're not her type. "

You peeing on me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol

I'd take your money but I would spend it on my handsome 6foot lover with a big penis.

Bloody age ranges

You're wasting your time mate you're not her type.

You peeing on me? "

I be back later to slap any these hounds down trying their luck.

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