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Farting during sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you ever farted on or be farted on during sex or oral sex? Iv never done that 2 any1 but i was farted on during a 69 and i wasnt happy right up me nostrils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find my lack of scence of smell is a bonus somtimes lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever farted on or be farted on during sex or oral sex? Iv never done that 2 any1 but i was farted on during a 69 and i wasnt happy right up me nostrils"

hahahahah thats horrible. i remember watching some porn bloopers and this chick was squating over another while she ate her muff. farted right in her face

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Have you ever farted on or be farted on during sex or oral sex? Iv never done that 2 any1 but i was farted on during a 69 and i wasnt happy right up me nostrils"

Every now and then ...... I get the giggles....... this has been one of those moments... hahaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On our second play meet, the lady was riding me cowgirl style and was going for it, hell for leather, lol. She let one go, but just said "oops sorry" and carried on.

On our very first meet I couldn't perform, had too many beers and first night nerves, and then on our second, I was on the receiving end of a love puff that tickled me nuts,

I thought " 'kin 'ell, this swinging lark isn't quite what I was expecting"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever farted on or be farted on during sex or oral sex? Iv never done that 2 any1 but i was farted on during a 69 and i wasnt happy right up me nostrils

Every now and then ...... I get the giggles....... this has been one of those moments... hahaaaaaaa "
am finding it funny too granny....some people really have no morals hahaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it hilarious when it happens!

Also sometimes its fun trying to gauge from a womans reaction as to wether it was a fart or a queef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On our second play meet, the lady was riding me cowgirl style and was going for it, hell for leather, lol. She let one go, but just said "oops sorry" and carried on.

On our very first meet I couldn't perform, had too many beers and first night nerves, and then on our second, I was on the receiving end of a love puff that tickled me nuts,

I thought " 'kin 'ell, this swinging lark isn't quite what I was expecting" "

LOL hahaha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Have you ever farted on or be farted on during sex or oral sex? Iv never done that 2 any1 but i was farted on during a 69 and i wasnt happy right up me nostrils

Every now and then ...... I get the giggles....... this has been one of those moments... hahaaaaaaa am finding it funny too granny....some people really have no morals hahaaaaaaaa"

how is farting a lack of morals?? lack of ettiquette maybe but cant see how its morals!!

Plus its a natural thing, not like you plan to fart on someone lol i did it once at a couples house but luckily we are friends and we all just laughed about it

besides, done worse than that and been forgiven lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you ever farted on or be farted on during sex or oral sex? Iv never done that 2 any1 but i was farted on during a 69 and i wasnt happy right up me nostrils

Every now and then ...... I get the giggles....... this has been one of those moments... hahaaaaaaa am finding it funny too granny....some people really have no morals hahaaaaaaaa

how is farting a lack of morals?? lack of ettiquette maybe but cant see how its morals!!

Plus its a natural thing, not like you plan to fart on

someone lol i did it once at a couples house but luckily we are friends and we all just laughed about it

besides, done worse than that and been forgiven lol"

Better out than in pmsl xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Have you ever farted on or be farted on during sex or oral sex? Iv never done that 2 any1 but i was farted on during a 69 and i wasnt happy right up me nostrils

Every now and then ...... I get the giggles....... this has been one of those moments... hahaaaaaaa am finding it funny too granny....some people really have no morals hahaaaaaaaa

how is farting a lack of morals?? lack of ettiquette maybe but cant see how its morals!!

Plus its a natural thing, not like you plan to fart on

someone lol i did it once at a couples house but luckily we are friends and we all just laughed about it

besides, done worse than that and been forgiven lol

Better out than in pmsl xx "

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"...some people really have no morals hahaaaaaaaa"

hmmmmmm..."morals"......think you may have the wrong word there. As far as I'm aware morality is all about choice....and believe me, when I fart during sex (and most other times when in close proximity to another/others) it is nothing at all to do with choice . Most of the time I find it highly embarrassing, occasionally funny and once in a while I don't care at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...some people really have no morals hahaaaaaaaa

hmmmmmm..."morals"......think you may have the wrong word there. As far as I'm aware morality is all about choice....and believe me, when I fart during sex (and most other times when in close proximity to another/others) it is nothing at all to do with choice . Most of the time I find it highly embarrassing, occasionally funny and once in a while I don't care at all "
that is funny hehe ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front trumps from the ladies suggest something fishy going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Front trumps from the ladies suggest something fishy going on "

Yes its usually you lot withdrawing too far and injecting air in, had a partner who used to do it for a laugh.

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant carry on reading for laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

jesus people i posted this cos somebody farted up my nose and you turn it into a joke? im f**ken scarred for life so laugh it up bitches hope you get the warm ass gas some day on your face and then see whos laughing

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