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"Any of the Ju Jutsu disciplines would work well, or Krav Maga is very good too. Most of what you see in the cage fighting are forms of Ju Jutsu. " Japanese jiu jitsu and a lot of Krav Maga clubs are very very very compliant in their training until quite high Kyu grades are attained. Over a couple of years. Cage fighting and MMA tend to be using Brazilian jiu jitsu or its poorer cousin Luta Livre both of which practice actuall sparing (ok off the knees) right from class one. Judo, despite being an Olympic sport teaches hands on 'randori' almost straight away. The problem with BJJ is they like to get the fight on the floor ASAP due to its nature. They want to obtain a submission. I do BJJ and I love the friendly classes, the enthusiasm for the art and the fitness aspect. So I'm not convinced. Krav ? Meh there are undoubtably some brilliant instructors out there. But I've not seen one that a half decent systema man couldn't put class. Systema is a Russian martial art that along with sambo is hard to find but both are very effective. | |||
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"Any of the Ju Jutsu disciplines would work well, or Krav Maga is very good too. Most of what you see in the cage fighting are forms of Ju Jutsu. " In cage fighting, are you allowed to sneak up on a d*unk woman, snap her head back by pulling her hair so hard alot will come out in your hand, before punching her in the throat? | |||
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"Krav Maga is the only thing I would recommend for anyone that has no martial arts background. It probably helps if you have no other fighting technique cos there are no rules to it. I only got to p5 grade which is still a practicing grade but it still covers all your basics, cho-kes, grapples, being jumped, getting weapon out of someone's hand, knife,pistol,rifle, car jacking if someone came through your window and put a gun to your head. It's mental krav is. Done simulation riot techniques as well, would walk through the dark field next to the centre and at some point the instructor would jump out on you and attack you. Still wouldn't 100% prepare you for a real life situation though and as a female that's 5'3 and quite slightly built I'm not stupid enough to think a guy wouldn't overpower me if he really wanted to. I have put 6 foot plus guys on the floor but would have had assistance within a minutes. " I learned many self defence techniques when learning karate, all of these techniques came with a caveat. For these things to work, you must act immediately, decisively... then run away screaming. Cal | |||
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"Krav Maga is the only thing I would recommend for anyone that has no martial arts background. It probably helps if you have no other fighting technique cos there are no rules to it. I only got to p5 grade which is still a practicing grade but it still covers all your basics, cho-kes, grapples, being jumped, getting weapon out of someone's hand, knife,pistol,rifle, car jacking if someone came through your window and put a gun to your head. It's mental krav is. Done simulation riot techniques as well, would walk through the dark field next to the centre and at some point the instructor would jump out on you and attack you. Still wouldn't 100% prepare you for a real life situation though and as a female that's 5'3 and quite slightly built I'm not stupid enough to think a guy wouldn't overpower me if he really wanted to. I have put 6 foot plus guys on the floor but would have had assistance within a minutes. I learned many self defence techniques when learning karate, all of these techniques came with a caveat. For these things to work, you must act immediately, decisively... then run away screaming. Cal " But karate is defensive or what is it, no first attack, kickboxing/boxing is offensive, something like krav is about getting out of dodge. Disarming your opponent in the quickest possible time so you can get away. | |||
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"I have 30 years experience in various martial arts, with and without weapons, and most have little bearing in how actual real world fights play out. Regular ongoing training is important, not necessarily to fill your head with technique but to get you used to being in physical contact with another human being while you're breathless, heart pounding and full of adrenaline (not in a good way!). It's about not panicking for long enough to get away and being comfortable with fighting dirty if you have to Krav is good and I would also recommend Wing Chun as a good starting point for a close and dirty martial art" I'd sub the chun for JKD not much sparring in most chun classes. It's all in the sparring, unpredictable and resistive practice. | |||
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"Krav Maga is the only thing I would recommend for anyone that has no martial arts background. It probably helps if you have no other fighting technique cos there are no rules to it. I only got to p5 grade which is still a practicing grade but it still covers all your basics, cho-kes, grapples, being jumped, getting weapon out of someone's hand, knife,pistol,rifle, car jacking if someone came through your window and put a gun to your head. It's mental krav is. Done simulation riot techniques as well, would walk through the dark field next to the centre and at some point the instructor would jump out on you and attack you. Still wouldn't 100% prepare you for a real life situation though and as a female that's 5'3 and quite slightly built I'm not stupid enough to think a guy wouldn't overpower me if he really wanted to. I have put 6 foot plus guys on the floor but would have had assistance within a minutes. I learned many self defence techniques when learning karate, all of these techniques came with a caveat. For these things to work, you must act immediately, decisively... then run away screaming. Cal But karate is defensive or what is it, no first attack, kickboxing/boxing is offensive, something like krav is about getting out of dodge. Disarming your opponent in the quickest possible time so you can get away. " No first attack? Kyushuin is brutal so can shotokan and shotokai, that reverse punch is fast and hard as fuck. A good knife had block can stun an arm | |||
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"Any of the Ju Jutsu disciplines would work well, or Krav Maga is very good too. Most of what you see in the cage fighting are forms of Ju Jutsu. Japanese jiu jitsu and a lot of Krav Maga clubs are very very very compliant in their training until quite high Kyu grades are attained. Over a couple of years. Cage fighting and MMA tend to be using Brazilian jiu jitsu or its poorer cousin Luta Livre both of which practice actuall sparing (ok off the knees) right from class one. Judo, despite being an Olympic sport teaches hands on 'randori' almost straight away. The problem with BJJ is they like to get the fight on the floor ASAP due to its nature. They want to obtain a submission. I do BJJ and I love the friendly classes, the enthusiasm for the art and the fitness aspect. So I'm not convinced. Krav ? Meh there are undoubtably some brilliant instructors out there. But I've not seen one that a half decent systema man couldn't put class. Systema is a Russian martial art that along with sambo is hard to find but both are very effective. " I did Atemi goshun jutsu, and I can assure you that it was full-on from day one, and "sparing" was also full contact, it was a very "combative" martial art, we used to joke that we had a reserved seat in the local A&E for the various injuries we inflicted on each other. Our Sensei was also clued-up enough to know that kata and rigid adherence to moves and counter moves wasn't the way to survive in a street fight, so he also taught us techniques (usually involving a lot of "run away" lol) for self-defence in the real world. | |||
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"My biggest argument against Krav is the weapons defences. Put a white tshirt on, give your mate a board marker, tell him to do the Tasmanian devil as if he's zorro. See how white your tshirt and arms are after then in your head replace the marker with a Stanley knife and the pen marks with cuts that will need stitches. Then for shits and giggles count how many hundred you would of needed. " Ha but no ones gonna do that with a knife or a blade are they, they aren't going to get a knife and spin round really fast in a circle, if they did youd just roundhouse them and they'd fall over anyway. They'd put it to your throat or first of all even show it to you to scare you. Krav does teach you those techniques to disarm in those circumstances. | |||
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" But karate is defensive or what is it, no first attack, kickboxing/boxing is offensive, something like krav is about getting out of dodge. Disarming your opponent in the quickest possible time so you can get away. " These weren't karate techniques, these were separate "self defence" techniques... and there was always an insistence that these techniques were no substitute to running away, and would get you into a position where escape was possible. | |||
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"My biggest argument against Krav is the weapons defences. Put a white tshirt on, give your mate a board marker, tell him to do the Tasmanian devil as if he's zorro. See how white your tshirt and arms are after then in your head replace the marker with a Stanley knife and the pen marks with cuts that will need stitches. Then for shits and giggles count how many hundred you would of needed. Ha but no ones gonna do that with a knife or a blade are they, they aren't going to get a knife and spin round really fast in a circle, if they did youd just roundhouse them and they'd fall over anyway. They'd put it to your throat or first of all even show it to you to scare you. Krav does teach you those techniques to disarm in those circumstances. " No they will swing it and slash in a frenzy or stab in a frenzy, repeatedly as hard and fast as they can. If you think some ones going to swing it once or punch it at you once, and your teachers told you that, you just proved my point. | |||
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"I am a full time martial arts and self defence coach. Martial arts qualifies me to tech Japanese jujitsu. I am qualified on several levels as a self defence coach. Neither are the same. Anyone offering martial arts as self defence without recourse the current UK and EU legislation, regarding g use of force and reasonable use of force, could be in breach of their 'duty of care' to their students. I see and hear bullshit advise from martial arts coaches that is both dangerous and in some cases illegal ..... Self defence is dirty, grubby, aggressive, in your face, snarling intimidating. Their are the fight or flight responses to take into account along with the associated benefits and hindrances. Most martial arts coaches do not understand or attempt to understand this area. Krav Maga comes in many flavours some of it no better than that cross for crap spoke of it very good, but it is treated as a martial art and requires a lot of training. Self defence as taught by me and other reality specialists teaches very simple basic, gross motor movement self defence. You will also get legal advice and advice on how to deal with edged weapons. I've been at this 20 years and have trained with world class authorities. I tell the truth and don't package anything I have as bullshit, if I don't have the answer I know someone who will. And I tell you now, some people are unteachable in terms of being able to excecute simple force techniques with aggression and suggested violence. I manage expectations and have refunded people who are unwilling to step out of their comfort zone, cos their is no comfort zone when it comes to self defence. You can tell I am passionate about this stuff. If anyone wants any advise, even legal I will be able to point them in the right direction. If you want some training, we can arrange it or point you to somewhere closer to you. I shall now vacate my soapbox ... stay safe and, please, please avoid anything to do with Crossfit, they are muppets'" Well said fella. Would still have you in a fight in 2. | |||
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"I kick in the bollocks will beat any self defence. Fact " Yep and my thing as a woman getting attacked I would literally poop myself and reach into my knickers and stuff my turd in the guys mouth! | |||
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"I kick in the bollocks will beat any self defence. Fact Yep and my thing as a woman getting attacked I would literally poop myself and reach into my knickers and stuff my turd in the guys mouth! " At the end of the day it don't matter who you are, how big you are,theres always someone bigger and badder out there. I liked you're comment about being a 5.3 women and taking down a 6+ guy Shows the amount that say I'm not a real man because I'm 5.7 really know fuck all | |||
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"I kick in the bollocks will beat any self defence. Fact Yep and my thing as a woman getting attacked I would literally poop myself and reach into my knickers and stuff my turd in the guys mouth! At the end of the day it don't matter who you are, how big you are,theres always someone bigger and badder out there. I liked you're comment about being a 5.3 women and taking down a 6+ guy Shows the amount that say I'm not a real man because I'm 5.7 really know fuck all " But I also said I couldn't do it completely on my own. I worked in a cat b all male prison and we all had regular control and restraint training so I could bring someone down, how long I could keep them down is another story, I'd have another officer with me within minutes, seconds even so I wouldn't fancy my chances against a guy on my own. | |||
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"Krav Maga is the only thing I would recommend for anyone that has no martial arts background. It probably helps if you have no other fighting technique cos there are no rules to it. I only got to p5 grade which is still a practicing grade but it still covers all your basics, cho-kes, grapples, being jumped, getting weapon out of someone's hand, knife,pistol,rifle, car jacking if someone came through your window and put a gun to your head. It's mental krav is. Done simulation riot techniques as well, would walk through the dark field next to the centre and at some point the instructor would jump out on you and attack you. Still wouldn't 100% prepare you for a real life situation though and as a female that's 5'3 and quite slightly built I'm not stupid enough to think a guy wouldn't overpower me if he really wanted to. I have put 6 foot plus guys on the floor but would have had assistance within a minutes. " You are my kind of a woman! | |||
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"I kick in the bollocks will beat any self defence. Fact Yep and my thing as a woman getting attacked I would literally poop myself and reach into my knickers and stuff my turd in the guys mouth! At the end of the day it don't matter who you are, how big you are,theres always someone bigger and badder out there. I liked you're comment about being a 5.3 women and taking down a 6+ guy Shows the amount that say I'm not a real man because I'm 5.7 really know fuck all But I also said I couldn't do it completely on my own. I worked in a cat b all male prison and we all had regular control and restraint training so I could bring someone down, how long I could keep them down is another story, I'd have another officer with me within minutes, seconds even so I wouldn't fancy my chances against a guy on my own. " I would | |||
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"I kick in the bollocks will beat any self defence. Fact Yep and my thing as a woman getting attacked I would literally poop myself and reach into my knickers and stuff my turd in the guys mouth! At the end of the day it don't matter who you are, how big you are,theres always someone bigger and badder out there. I liked you're comment about being a 5.3 women and taking down a 6+ guy Shows the amount that say I'm not a real man because I'm 5.7 really know fuck all But I also said I couldn't do it completely on my own. I worked in a cat b all male prison and we all had regular control and restraint training so I could bring someone down, how long I could keep them down is another story, I'd have another officer with me within minutes, seconds even so I wouldn't fancy my chances against a guy on my own. I would " Yeah I suppose I could dazzle them with my boobs long enough to kick them in the willy! | |||
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"I kick in the bollocks will beat any self defence. Fact Yep and my thing as a woman getting attacked I would literally poop myself and reach into my knickers and stuff my turd in the guys mouth! At the end of the day it don't matter who you are, how big you are,theres always someone bigger and badder out there. I liked you're comment about being a 5.3 women and taking down a 6+ guy Shows the amount that say I'm not a real man because I'm 5.7 really know fuck all But I also said I couldn't do it completely on my own. I worked in a cat b all male prison and we all had regular control and restraint training so I could bring someone down, how long I could keep them down is another story, I'd have another officer with me within minutes, seconds even so I wouldn't fancy my chances against a guy on my own. I would Yeah I suppose I could dazzle them with my boobs long enough to kick them in the willy!" Exactly. Never underestimate oneself | |||
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"I am a full time martial arts and self defence coach. Martial arts qualifies me to tech Japanese jujitsu. I am qualified on several levels as a self defence coach. Neither are the same. Anyone offering martial arts as self defence without recourse the current UK and EU legislation, regarding g use of force and reasonable use of force, could be in breach of their 'duty of care' to their students. I see and hear bullshit advise from martial arts coaches that is both dangerous and in some cases illegal ..... Self defence is dirty, grubby, aggressive, in your face, snarling intimidating. Their are the fight or flight responses to take into account along with the associated benefits and hindrances. Most martial arts coaches do not understand or attempt to understand this area. Krav Maga comes in many flavours some of it no better than that cross for crap spoke of it very good, but it is treated as a martial art and requires a lot of training. Self defence as taught by me and other reality specialists teaches very simple basic, gross motor movement self defence. You will also get legal advice and advice on how to deal with edged weapons. I've been at this 20 years and have trained with world class authorities. I tell the truth and don't package anything I have as bullshit, if I don't have the answer I know someone who will. And I tell you now, some people are unteachable in terms of being able to excecute simple force techniques with aggression and suggested violence. I manage expectations and have refunded people who are unwilling to step out of their comfort zone, cos their is no comfort zone when it comes to self defence. You can tell I am passionate about this stuff. If anyone wants any advise, even legal I will be able to point them in the right direction. If you want some training, we can arrange it or point you to somewhere closer to you. I shall now vacate my soapbox ... stay safe and, please, please avoid anything to do with Crossfit, they are muppets' Well said fella. Would still have you in a fight in 2. " You probably will mate ... I'm currently pissed! | |||
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"All martial arts that are taught in dojos are mere sports. Not meant to be used on the street. Good senseis teach that one should only use force for defence when absolutely necessary as a last resort. The training isn't meant to make you a fighter but to become athletic, coordinated, focused , self restrained and disciplined. Only thugs go around with their trouser round half their bums showing off karate techniques. Martial art is unlikely to safe you from a street attack. It may happen, but it's unlikely. If you use self defence, you may get into more trouble with the law afterwards. The law may allow you to use self defence, but in practice things are different. Stick to training hard in the dojo and don't think how you'll react if you were attacked on the street. How? Give them the valuables and make a report to the police " This .... but I am gonna say having worked doors, courts, retail security (including skulking around in plain cloths) My background in jiu jitsu (Japanese style kempo and Brazilian) judo and full contact karate and kick boxing. Has helped way more than the SIA break away and control and restraint training did. Particularly as the goose neck is no longer taught. | |||
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"i've done the general basic self defence course. as well as how to physically defend yourself they had other advice too. we got told not to share the information as it made it easier for us to be abused. but i do know how to kill someone and they would die in 15 seconds of me doing it." Oh dear, please don't take this the wrong way but the I know how to kill in 15 secs is bullshit. You can do it in 3, 6, 10, 2 minutes 24 hours... and there's no such thing as 'the basic self defence course' there are literally hundreds. But I am pleased that you have done something and feel that you are empowered. That, after all is the most important asset an individual can have for self protection. | |||
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"i've done the general basic self defence course. as well as how to physically defend yourself they had other advice too. we got told not to share the information as it made it easier for us to be abused. but i do know how to kill someone and they would die in 15 seconds of me doing it." Unless you've done it at least a few times, you know nothing. | |||
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"I am a full time martial arts and self defence coach. Martial arts qualifies me to tech Japanese jujitsu. I am qualified on several levels as a self defence coach. Neither are the same. Anyone offering martial arts as self defence without recourse the current UK and EU legislation, regarding g use of force and reasonable use of force, could be in breach of their 'duty of care' to their students. I see and hear bullshit advise from martial arts coaches that is both dangerous and in some cases illegal ..... Self defence is dirty, grubby, aggressive, in your face, snarling intimidating. Their are the fight or flight responses to take into account along with the associated benefits and hindrances. Most martial arts coaches do not understand or attempt to understand this area. Krav Maga comes in many flavours some of it no better than that cross for crap spoke of it very good, but it is treated as a martial art and requires a lot of training. Self defence as taught by me and other reality specialists teaches very simple basic, gross motor movement self defence. You will also get legal advice and advice on how to deal with edged weapons. I've been at this 20 years and have trained with world class authorities. I tell the truth and don't package anything I have as bullshit, if I don't have the answer I know someone who will. And I tell you now, some people are unteachable in terms of being able to excecute simple force techniques with aggression and suggested violence. I manage expectations and have refunded people who are unwilling to step out of their comfort zone, cos their is no comfort zone when it comes to self defence. You can tell I am passionate about this stuff. If anyone wants any advise, even legal I will be able to point them in the right direction. If you want some training, we can arrange it or point you to somewhere closer to you. I shall now vacate my soapbox ... stay safe and, please, please avoid anything to do with Crossfit, they are muppets'" Hats off to you for your training and passion, but was it really necessary to shit on the crossfitters? They don't claim to be fighters. They are fit and strong and can do things on those simple bars that most people can only wonder from their comfy armchairs. | |||
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"i've done the general basic self defence course. as well as how to physically defend yourself they had other advice too. we got told not to share the information as it made it easier for us to be abused. but i do know how to kill someone and they would die in 15 seconds of me doing it. Oh dear, please don't take this the wrong way but the I know how to kill in 15 secs is bullshit. You can do it in 3, 6, 10, 2 minutes 24 hours... and there's no such thing as 'the basic self defence course' there are literally hundreds. But I am pleased that you have done something and feel that you are empowered. That, after all is the most important asset an individual can have for self protection." You wouldn't say that to Pai Mei | |||
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"i've done the general basic self defence course. as well as how to physically defend yourself they had other advice too. we got told not to share the information as it made it easier for us to be abused. but i do know how to kill someone and they would die in 15 seconds of me doing it. Oh dear, please don't take this the wrong way but the I know how to kill in 15 secs is bullshit. You can do it in 3, 6, 10, 2 minutes 24 hours... and there's no such thing as 'the basic self defence course' there are literally hundreds. But I am pleased that you have done something and feel that you are empowered. That, after all is the most important asset an individual can have for self protection." False confidence. Oh dear 15 second kill? Really? At what point is killing some one self defence? It's like the ninja dojo round here it's at a 'secret location' looking at some videos they posted it's so no one comes to laugh at em. I do a lovely kata does that count as deadly? | |||
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"i've done the general basic self defence course. as well as how to physically defend yourself they had other advice too. we got told not to share the information as it made it easier for us to be abused. but i do know how to kill someone and they would die in 15 seconds of me doing it. Unless you've done it at least a few times, you know nothing. " So in TGBSDC (The General Basic Self Defence Course) - of course, we all know what you are talking about - the only ever course with capital "The" - they teach you how to kill someone and they die in 15s exact? Just do it and then stand back and watch you timer. If it takes longer than 15s, you failed the test. Oh my, what would you become if you were to do TFACEC (The Full And Complete Ever Course) for 6 long months? I guess Hulk, Thor and Man of Steal would look like teenage girls in comparison to you | |||
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"This is a thread of Willy waving. Martial arts are just keep fit classes. They only work if you're attacking first. If there's no rules they dont work. " I can punch, kick, take down, arm bar, chok.e, block, slip, cover, bunker, breakfall, throw, leg sweep and a fuck load of other things much smoother and faster than some one who hasn't practice for years and years. I also won't do it unless seriously provoked, but all this 'there's no rules on the street' is bollox half the morons who want to run around acting like cave men imitate what they were watching in UFC down the pub. The other half just swing wildly and hope for the best. A pre emptive strike is legal if you are sure you are about to be attacked. BTW I know I'm fully capable of defending myself against a committed and determined attacker because if done it. I also know it was a damned sight easier than fighting or rolling with one of my classmates. I also fully understand I'm not made of glass and can take a heap of punishment. But the ghey is strong and I'd rather drink prosecco and eat unicorn cake than explain to the police why I did things to some one silly. | |||
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"This is a thread of Willy waving. Martial arts are just keep fit classes. They only work if you're attacking first. If there's no rules they dont work. I can punch, kick, take down, arm bar, chok.e, block, slip, cover, bunker, breakfall, throw, leg sweep and a fuck load of other things much smoother and faster than some one who hasn't practice for years and years. I also won't do it unless seriously provoked, but all this 'there's no rules on the street' is bollox half the morons who want to run around acting like cave men imitate what they were watching in UFC down the pub. The other half just swing wildly and hope for the best. A pre emptive strike is legal if you are sure you are about to be attacked. BTW I know I'm fully capable of defending myself against a committed and determined attacker because if done it. I also know it was a damned sight easier than fighting or rolling with one of my classmates. I also fully understand I'm not made of glass and can take a heap of punishment. But the ghey is strong and I'd rather drink prosecco and eat unicorn cake than explain to the police why I did things to some one silly. " You have no defence in the real world. The only defence is not being in that situation. You're as vulnerable as anyone else, if not more so because you wouldn't run away as soon. | |||
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"i've done the general basic self defence course. as well as how to physically defend yourself they had other advice too. we got told not to share the information as it made it easier for us to be abused. but i do know how to kill someone and they would die in 15 seconds of me doing it. Unless you've done it at least a few times, you know nothing. So in TGBSDC (The General Basic Self Defence Course) - of course, we all know what you are talking about - the only ever course with capital "The" - they teach you how to kill someone and they die in 15s exact? Just do it and then stand back and watch you timer. If it takes longer than 15s, you failed the test. Oh my, what would you become if you were to do TFACEC (The Full And Complete Ever Course) for 6 long months? I guess Hulk, Thor and Man of Steal would look like teenage girls in comparison to you " it wasn't to kill someone, it was so that you know not to die from it yourself. | |||
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"The most important element of dealing with self defence situations is coping with your bodies natural fight or flight response. The next is being a really good sprinter. A guy called Geoff Thompson from the West Midlands has some great material on self defence and the psychological aspects of it. It sickens me that McDojos sell watered down bollocks to people and genuinely have them believing that they can protect themselves in situations where someone wants to do them legitimate harm " Geoff Thompson had done wonderful work in explaining and understanding fear and adrenaline and its effects. The most important part of self defence is awareness and avoidance. The second is not presenting a tempting target. The thirds is running like linford if confronted with a threat, no hesitation pause questions just give it legs. Fourth his making an attacker give up and leave you alone. Five... that's the messy bit. | |||
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"This is a thread of Willy waving. Martial arts are just keep fit classes. They only work if you're attacking first. If there's no rules they dont work. I can punch, kick, take down, arm bar, chok.e, block, slip, cover, bunker, breakfall, throw, leg sweep and a fuck load of other things much smoother and faster than some one who hasn't practice for years and years. I also won't do it unless seriously provoked, but all this 'there's no rules on the street' is bollox half the morons who want to run around acting like cave men imitate what they were watching in UFC down the pub. The other half just swing wildly and hope for the best. A pre emptive strike is legal if you are sure you are about to be attacked. BTW I know I'm fully capable of defending myself against a committed and determined attacker because if done it. I also know it was a damned sight easier than fighting or rolling with one of my classmates. I also fully understand I'm not made of glass and can take a heap of punishment. But the ghey is strong and I'd rather drink prosecco and eat unicorn cake than explain to the police why I did things to some one silly. You have no defence in the real world. The only defence is not being in that situation. You're as vulnerable as anyone else, if not more so because you wouldn't run away as soon. " Third paragraph you quoted. Kinda says your knee jerk posting and quoting without absorbing chap. An I have mentioned in various types of security professional haven't I? So it does come up at work. | |||
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" An I have mentioned in various types of security professional haven't I? So it does come up at work. " What? | |||
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" An I have mentioned in various types of security professional haven't I? So it does come up at work. What?" *misspell An I have mentioned in various types of security professional haven't I? As in I work in various types of security where there are varying risks and where confrontations are common. | |||
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" An I have mentioned in various types of security professional haven't I? So it does come up at work. What? *misspell An I have mentioned in various types of security professional haven't I? As in I work in various types of security where there are varying risks and where confrontations are common. " Ok. But i dont see your point. | |||
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"I like to take the same self-defence tactic as I had with my older brothers. Either windmill them, or a kick in the nuts. " yes! grew up with brothers! those same old tactics still work best! | |||
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"I like to take the same self-defence tactic as I had with my older brothers. Either windmill them, or a kick in the nuts. yes! grew up with brothers! those same old tactics still work best!" Not against acid in the face. | |||
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"I like to take the same self-defence tactic as I had with my older brothers. Either windmill them, or a kick in the nuts. yes! grew up with brothers! those same old tactics still work best! Not against acid in the face. " yes, youre right..there is no defence for that, which is why its such a horrific crime | |||
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"I like to take the same self-defence tactic as I had with my older brothers. Either windmill them, or a kick in the nuts. yes! grew up with brothers! those same old tactics still work best! Not against acid in the face. yes, youre right..there is no defence for that, which is why its such a horrific crime" Unfortunately, the perpetrators of horrific crimes rarely follow the rules of martial arts or any other rigarous exercise regimes.. | |||
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"All forms of martial arts are good for self defence, until the odds are stacked against you." They work so much better against other practitioners. | |||
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"All forms of martial arts are good for self defence, until the odds are stacked against you. They work so much better against other practitioners." Pop to your nearest Thai boxing gym and offer one of them on in the car park. If they don't walk off pissing themselves with laughter at you, you can prove that point. | |||
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"All forms of martial arts are good for self defence, until the odds are stacked against you. They work so much better against other practitioners." This is partly true, I worked doors for quite a while, had to remove a number of high grade fighters from the premises, whilst rigidly staying inside the law. Learned 1 thing from it, a well placed punch or kick hurts, but it's bloody hard to get that in unless the oponent is coming at you. Self defence is close in strike hard at instep, balls, eyes and nose, then get away fast. If you are not close in don't get close distance is defence. | |||
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"And yes Dark, a pre emptive attack is legal. The second they shift their weight onto their back foot it is an aggressive stance and means they are about to assault you in which case you are within the confines of the law to use reasonable force." Actually it's when you genuinely believe you are about to be attacked. You would probably have to explain your actions in interview later though if police became involved. A popularly taught and effective teqnique is to push on the centre of gravity and step in, sending them flying. Maybe into the corner of a building. Simelar is to bunker your head with your arms and battering ram them stepping in to knock them back. After either give it legs. The law is quite clear that you can use as much force as is reasonable in the circumstances to create a window of opertunity for escape. I know one boxer who came unstuck in court after knocking out two angry d*unks, when the prosecution asked him how much road work he did and how fast he could cover 2 miles. As he wasn't actually cornered and he let them come towards him before punching | |||
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"My very old and wise Wing Chun master many years ago said to me that the best defence was to run away, if you can't do that kick them in the shins or bollocks until you can. Very wise man he was " Where's his bloody pac sau, bong sau and chain punch???????? He's reduced the fine art of chun to eky thump. | |||
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"All forms of martial arts are good for self defence, until the odds are stacked against you. They work so much better against other practitioners. Pop to your nearest Thai boxing gym and offer one of them on in the car park. If they don't walk off pissing themselves with laughter at you, you can prove that point. " Ah then we agree! Martial arts are only any good when you let them know that there's going to be a fight. | |||
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"If he's a big guy, he's not already thrown acid in your face or punched you so hard in the throat that your wind pipe has been crushed, try jumping onto him before trying to bite and scratch his ears eyes and face off. You'll at least have some good DNA evidence. " Clem Miyagi San. Such wisdom Is worth heeding. | |||
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"All forms of martial arts are good for self defence, until the odds are stacked against you. They work so much better against other practitioners. Pop to your nearest Thai boxing gym and offer one of them on in the car park. If they don't walk off pissing themselves with laughter at you, you can prove that point. Ah then we agree! Martial arts are only any good when you let them know that there's going to be a fight." Jump me any time you fancy. It won't go good for you. You said against other practitioners. If I was going to go and have a fight for some wild and weird reason I actually had to, I know enough about unarmed combat and it's potential consequences to go get a sawn off shot gun and open the proceedings from the hip at 10 feet with both barrels. As for the acid shit, you got more chance of getting glasses or hit by a random car. Or a bomb. | |||
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"Ask yourself this question. Why are martial arts films sooo good? " Ask yourself this question, why don't you fully read posts, then put random arguments that are actually part of a point made earlier, then act as if you have won some kind of argument by posting another randomly unconnected statement? I think it's because you can't hold your party juice. | |||
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"All forms of martial arts are good for self defence, until the odds are stacked against you. They work so much better against other practitioners. Pop to your nearest Thai boxing gym and offer one of them on in the car park. If they don't walk off pissing themselves with laughter at you, you can prove that point. Ah then we agree! Martial arts are only any good when you let them know that there's going to be a fight. Jump me any time you fancy. It won't go good for you. You said against other practitioners. If I was going to go and have a fight for some wild and weird reason I actually had to, I know enough about unarmed combat and it's potential consequences to go get a sawn off shot gun and open the proceedings from the hip at 10 feet with both barrels. As for the acid shit, you got more chance of getting glasses or hit by a random car. Or a bomb. " And this is the advice you're giving to women. Nice one. | |||
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"Ask yourself this question. Why are martial arts films sooo good? Ask yourself this question, why don't you fully read posts, then put random arguments that are actually part of a point made earlier, then act as if you have won some kind of argument by posting another randomly unconnected statement? I think it's because you can't hold your party juice. " I congratulate you on actually "thinking", you have gained a little respect. | |||
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"I'm also gonna say most martial arts films are shit with one or two rare exceptions now if you fancy a trip up to stoke I will turn my back and you can try and attack me but I garuntee you, the result will make you unhappy. Possibly educational but not enjoyably so for you. As I mentioned before, confrontation is a bit of my job, not my favourite bit but something I am proffesionaly competent at. " Yeah no shit. "Come and 'ave a go if you think you're hard enough!" So predictable. | |||
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"If he's a big guy, he's not already thrown acid in your face or punched you so hard in the throat that your wind pipe has been crushed, try jumping onto him before trying to bite and scratch his ears eyes and face off. You'll at least have some good DNA evidence. " I like the way you think | |||
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"All forms of martial arts are good for self defence, until the odds are stacked against you. They work so much better against other practitioners. Pop to your nearest Thai boxing gym and offer one of them on in the car park. If they don't walk off pissing themselves with laughter at you, you can prove that point. Ah then we agree! Martial arts are only any good when you let them know that there's going to be a fight. Jump me any time you fancy. It won't go good for you. You said against other practitioners. If I was going to go and have a fight for some wild and weird reason I actually had to, I know enough about unarmed combat and it's potential consequences to go get a sawn off shot gun and open the proceedings from the hip at 10 feet with both barrels. As for the acid shit, you got more chance of getting glasses or hit by a random car. Or a bomb. And this is the advice you're giving to women. Nice one. " If you have to go and have a fight. Make sure you win it. That's sound advice for anyone. I wasn't giving advice to anyone, I was asking for opinions on this crap cult of self defence 'training' that's about as much use as a one day karate party. As I said above really good self defence. 1/ awareness, avoid potentially dangerous areas and environments. 2/ avoid possible confrontation 3/ don't make yourself an appealing target 4/ scream struggle and run 5/ try to fight back I also touched on the legality of self defence. Pre emptive striking and use of reasonable force to create a window of opertunity for escape. Now make more d*unk assumptions about me. | |||
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"If he's a big guy, he's not already thrown acid in your face or punched you so hard in the throat that your wind pipe has been crushed, try jumping onto him before trying to bite and scratch his ears eyes and face off. You'll at least have some good DNA evidence. I like the way you think " The OP seems to have forgotten that his own post is about women being attacked. Women who very rarely are 6ft tall and whom work doors for a living. If you can't run away then a ferocious face attack maybe all you have left. | |||
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"I'm also gonna say most martial arts films are shit with one or two rare exceptions now if you fancy a trip up to stoke I will turn my back and you can try and attack me but I garuntee you, the result will make you unhappy. Possibly educational but not enjoyably so for you. As I mentioned before, confrontation is a bit of my job, not my favourite bit but something I am proffesionaly competent at. Yeah no shit. "Come and 'ave a go if you think you're hard enough!" So predictable. " Remember what I said about 'if you know your going to have a fight' 'Make sure you don't loose it' If your silly enough to attack some one, don't expect to win. | |||
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"If he's a big guy, he's not already thrown acid in your face or punched you so hard in the throat that your wind pipe has been crushed, try jumping onto him before trying to bite and scratch his ears eyes and face off. You'll at least have some good DNA evidence. I like the way you think The OP seems to have forgotten that his own post is about women being attacked. Women who very rarely are 6ft tall and whom work doors for a living. If you can't run away then a ferocious face attack maybe all you have left. " My orrigional post was asking for opinions on the useless self defence advice being widely recommended across popular media. | |||
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" An I have mentioned in various types of security professional haven't I? So it does come up at work. What? *misspell An I have mentioned in various types of security professional haven't I? As in I work in various types of security where there are varying risks and where confrontations are common. " Which one of us can't hold our party juice? | |||
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"One punch to the face and I'd be sparko on the floor. This thread reminds me of a fight I witnessed as a teenager. Two big bouncers squared up to my husband and his mate (who was a bit of a lunatic and did bare knuckle fighting for money) and warned them that they are trained in something or other. My husband's mate ran up and knocked one out instantly with a punch to the jaw, then swung at the other one, knocking him flying. I've seen many a brawl with punches flying. I never did learn how to punch properly I have my large granny bag I'd use to defend myself from a front knife attack; it might give me a few seconds to run. I'd be helpless to an attack from behind and I can't run anyway. I'm fucked. " Proper door staff ask you politely to leave or politely decline you entry. They usually offer to get you a taxi or recommend a couple of places where the dress code will let you in. Avoiding conflict and aggression. | |||
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" An I have mentioned in various types of security professional haven't I? So it does come up at work. What? *misspell An I have mentioned in various types of security professional haven't I? As in I work in various types of security where there are varying risks and where confrontations are common. Which one of us can't hold our party juice? " I'm dyslexic and haven't touched a drop all night. I've been working | |||
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"One punch to the face and I'd be sparko on the floor. This thread reminds me of a fight I witnessed as a teenager. Two big bouncers squared up to my husband and his mate (who was a bit of a lunatic and did bare knuckle fighting for money) and warned them that they are trained in something or other. My husband's mate ran up and knocked one out instantly with a punch to the jaw, then swung at the other one, knocking him flying. I've seen many a brawl with punches flying. I never did learn how to punch properly I have my large granny bag I'd use to defend myself from a front knife attack; it might give me a few seconds to run. I'd be helpless to an attack from behind and I can't run anyway. I'm fucked. " Nah, if you learned krav you wood be well ard to. Maybe even get a job on the door at spoons. | |||
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"My very old and wise Wing Chun master many years ago said to me that the best defence was to run away, if you can't do that kick them in the shins or bollocks until you can. Very wise man he was " My first lesson in MA was pretty much the same, the advice was that if they can't catch you, they can't hurt you, so learn to run. | |||
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"Clem you should of changed your location to 'stoke on trent, bent' lol I'm just heading to my boyfriends in Stafford. #Stalkystalkystalkymybumbumhurtstoomuch" Try using lube? | |||
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"Clem you should of changed your location to 'stoke on trent, bent' lol I'm just heading to my boyfriends in Stafford. #Stalkystalkystalkymybumbumhurtstoomuch Try using lube? " I'm not the butt hurt one darling. Do you want me to get the talc and wub it better boo boo? | |||
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"One punch to the face and I'd be sparko on the floor. This thread reminds me of a fight I witnessed as a teenager. Two big bouncers squared up to my husband and his mate (who was a bit of a lunatic and did bare knuckle fighting for money) and warned them that they are trained in something or other. My husband's mate ran up and knocked one out instantly with a punch to the jaw, then swung at the other one, knocking him flying. I've seen many a brawl with punches flying. I never did learn how to punch properly I have my large granny bag I'd use to defend myself from a front knife attack; it might give me a few seconds to run. I'd be helpless to an attack from behind and I can't run anyway. I'm fucked. Proper door staff ask you politely to leave or politely decline you entry. They usually offer to get you a taxi or recommend a couple of places where the dress code will let you in. Avoiding conflict and aggression. " I'm talking back in the 80s when they weren't licenced and loved a fight. | |||
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"One punch to the face and I'd be sparko on the floor. This thread reminds me of a fight I witnessed as a teenager. Two big bouncers squared up to my husband and his mate (who was a bit of a lunatic and did bare knuckle fighting for money) and warned them that they are trained in something or other. My husband's mate ran up and knocked one out instantly with a punch to the jaw, then swung at the other one, knocking him flying. I've seen many a brawl with punches flying. I never did learn how to punch properly I have my large granny bag I'd use to defend myself from a front knife attack; it might give me a few seconds to run. I'd be helpless to an attack from behind and I can't run anyway. I'm fucked. Nah, if you learned krav you wood be well ard to. Maybe even get a job on the door at spoons. " I could use my weight as an advantage I suppose. If they kindly laid on the floor for me. | |||
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"One punch to the face and I'd be sparko on the floor. This thread reminds me of a fight I witnessed as a teenager. Two big bouncers squared up to my husband and his mate (who was a bit of a lunatic and did bare knuckle fighting for money) and warned them that they are trained in something or other. My husband's mate ran up and knocked one out instantly with a punch to the jaw, then swung at the other one, knocking him flying. I've seen many a brawl with punches flying. I never did learn how to punch properly I have my large granny bag I'd use to defend myself from a front knife attack; it might give me a few seconds to run. I'd be helpless to an attack from behind and I can't run anyway. I'm fucked. Proper door staff ask you politely to leave or politely decline you entry. They usually offer to get you a taxi or recommend a couple of places where the dress code will let you in. Avoiding conflict and aggression. I'm talking back in the 80s when they weren't licenced and loved a fight. " Oh there's still the possibility with decent door staff, breaking up fights or stopping attacks or detaining people for violent or drug offences. But are you really going to have a fight over nothing, bear in mind, the guys with nothing to prove and confidence ain't gonna risk some nothing falling badly and banging their head or turn out to have a pre existing medical condition and die on them or .. mess up their hair and get sweaty for nothing? You get paid to keep customers safe and happy, not act like a football firm away. | |||
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"Clem you should of changed your location to 'stoke on trent, bent' lol I'm just heading to my boyfriends in Stafford. #Stalkystalkystalkymybumbumhurtstoomuch Try using lube? I'm not the butt hurt one darling. Do you want me to get the talc and wub it better boo boo? " It's all about avoiding conflict, understanding when you're being provoked, and trying not to escalate a situation. That's the hallmark of a professional. Imho. | |||
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"One punch to the face and I'd be sparko on the floor. This thread reminds me of a fight I witnessed as a teenager. Two big bouncers squared up to my husband and his mate (who was a bit of a lunatic and did bare knuckle fighting for money) and warned them that they are trained in something or other. My husband's mate ran up and knocked one out instantly with a punch to the jaw, then swung at the other one, knocking him flying. I've seen many a brawl with punches flying. I never did learn how to punch properly I have my large granny bag I'd use to defend myself from a front knife attack; it might give me a few seconds to run. I'd be helpless to an attack from behind and I can't run anyway. I'm fucked. Proper door staff ask you politely to leave or politely decline you entry. They usually offer to get you a taxi or recommend a couple of places where the dress code will let you in. Avoiding conflict and aggression. I'm talking back in the 80s when they weren't licenced and loved a fight. Oh there's still the possibility with decent door staff, breaking up fights or stopping attacks or detaining people for violent or drug offences. But are you really going to have a fight over nothing, bear in mind, the guys with nothing to prove and confidence ain't gonna risk some nothing falling badly and banging their head or turn out to have a pre existing medical condition and die on them or .. mess up their hair and get sweaty for nothing? You get paid to keep customers safe and happy, not act like a football firm away. " A doorman killed a man a few years back by punching him. The man fell backwards, hit his head and died. | |||
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"Clem you should of changed your location to 'stoke on trent, bent' lol I'm just heading to my boyfriends in Stafford. #Stalkystalkystalkymybumbumhurtstoomuch Try using lube? I'm not the butt hurt one darling. Do you want me to get the talc and wub it better boo boo? It's all about avoiding conflict, understanding when you're being provoked, and trying not to escalate a situation. That's the hallmark of a professional. Imho." I'm not at work bunnykins, are you feeling insecure and provoked then? Do you think I'm escalating things. Don't you like homosexuals or bi men? Were you picked on at school? Did the nasty boys make you cry? Cmon have a hug, I bet I could make you feel fantastic, I know yall are fabstraight on here. Xx | |||
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"Clem you should of changed your location to 'stoke on trent, bent' lol I'm just heading to my boyfriends in Stafford. #Stalkystalkystalkymybumbumhurtstoomuch Try using lube? I'm not the butt hurt one darling. Do you want me to get the talc and wub it better boo boo? It's all about avoiding conflict, understanding when you're being provoked, and trying not to escalate a situation. That's the hallmark of a professional. Imho. I'm not at work bunnykins, are you feeling insecure and provoked then? Do you think I'm escalating things. Don't you like homosexuals or bi men? Were you picked on at school? Did the nasty boys make you cry? Cmon have a hug, I bet I could make you feel fantastic, I know yall are fabstraight on here. Xx" bless. | |||
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"One punch to the face and I'd be sparko on the floor. This thread reminds me of a fight I witnessed as a teenager. Two big bouncers squared up to my husband and his mate (who was a bit of a lunatic and did bare knuckle fighting for money) and warned them that they are trained in something or other. My husband's mate ran up and knocked one out instantly with a punch to the jaw, then swung at the other one, knocking him flying. I've seen many a brawl with punches flying. I never did learn how to punch properly I have my large granny bag I'd use to defend myself from a front knife attack; it might give me a few seconds to run. I'd be helpless to an attack from behind and I can't run anyway. I'm fucked. Proper door staff ask you politely to leave or politely decline you entry. They usually offer to get you a taxi or recommend a couple of places where the dress code will let you in. Avoiding conflict and aggression. I'm talking back in the 80s when they weren't licenced and loved a fight. Oh there's still the possibility with decent door staff, breaking up fights or stopping attacks or detaining people for violent or drug offences. But are you really going to have a fight over nothing, bear in mind, the guys with nothing to prove and confidence ain't gonna risk some nothing falling badly and banging their head or turn out to have a pre existing medical condition and die on them or .. mess up their hair and get sweaty for nothing? You get paid to keep customers safe and happy, not act like a football firm away. A doorman killed a man a few years back by punching him. The man fell backwards, hit his head and died. " A friend of mine did it in about 2004 guy was acting up, escorted out in arm locks then attacked them when they let go, my mate decked him, he was a hemophilliac and had a gigantic brain bleed. Mate got cleared by the coroners court. | |||
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"Clem you should of changed your location to 'stoke on trent, bent' lol I'm just heading to my boyfriends in Stafford. #Stalkystalkystalkymybumbumhurtstoomuch Try using lube? I'm not the butt hurt one darling. Do you want me to get the talc and wub it better boo boo? It's all about avoiding conflict, understanding when you're being provoked, and trying not to escalate a situation. That's the hallmark of a professional. Imho. I'm not at work bunnykins, are you feeling insecure and provoked then? Do you think I'm escalating things. Don't you like homosexuals or bi men? Were you picked on at school? Did the nasty boys make you cry? Cmon have a hug, I bet I could make you feel fantastic, I know yall are fabstraight on here. Xx bless." Cmon lets have sex, you can play daddy x | |||
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"Clem you should of changed your location to 'stoke on trent, bent' lol I'm just heading to my boyfriends in Stafford. #Stalkystalkystalkymybumbumhurtstoomuch Try using lube? I'm not the butt hurt one darling. Do you want me to get the talc and wub it better boo boo? It's all about avoiding conflict, understanding when you're being provoked, and trying not to escalate a situation. That's the hallmark of a professional. Imho. I'm not at work bunnykins, are you feeling insecure and provoked then? Do you think I'm escalating things. Don't you like homosexuals or bi men? Were you picked on at school? Did the nasty boys make you cry? Cmon have a hug, I bet I could make you feel fantastic, I know yall are fabstraight on here. Xx bless. Cmon lets have sex, you can play daddy x" I don't have sex with children. | |||
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"Clem you should of changed your location to 'stoke on trent, bent' lol I'm just heading to my boyfriends in Stafford. #Stalkystalkystalkymybumbumhurtstoomuch Try using lube? I'm not the butt hurt one darling. Do you want me to get the talc and wub it better boo boo? It's all about avoiding conflict, understanding when you're being provoked, and trying not to escalate a situation. That's the hallmark of a professional. Imho. I'm not at work bunnykins, are you feeling insecure and provoked then? Do you think I'm escalating things. Don't you like homosexuals or bi men? Were you picked on at school? Did the nasty boys make you cry? Cmon have a hug, I bet I could make you feel fantastic, I know yall are fabstraight on here. Xx bless. Cmon lets have sex, you can play daddy x I don't have sex with children. " Lol oh clem, you are a little one, if your going for total butt hurt ness carry on. It's your loss if you don't want the pleasure of my fabulous body. Toodleoo x | |||
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"Stop flirting you two! This threads gone way off point " Stunning isn't it. I essentially agree with him. But he's too macho to admit it. | |||
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"Stop flirting you two! This threads gone way off point Stunning isn't it. I essentially agree with him. But he's too macho to admit it. " I'm not macho at all really, cmon rim me and fuck me, I'll forgive you for posting shite without reading first. Xx Fuck me really hard honey. | |||
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"Stop flirting you two! This threads gone way off point " Ask them to pick the hand bags up, I'm gonna go flying in a minute | |||
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"Stop flirting you two! This threads gone way off point Stunning isn't it. I essentially agree with him. But he's too macho to admit it. " Cmon make love to me xxx | |||
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"Stop flirting you two! This threads gone way off point Stunning isn't it. I essentially agree with him. But he's too macho to admit it. I'm not macho at all really, cmon rim me and fuck me, I'll forgive you for posting shite without reading first. Xx Fuck me really hard honey. " I dont top. | |||
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"Stop flirting you two! This threads gone way off point Stunning isn't it. I essentially agree with him. But he's too macho to admit it. I'm not macho at all really, cmon rim me and fuck me, I'll forgive you for posting shite without reading first. Xx Fuck me really hard honey. I dont top. " Why didn't you say so, I switch and my boy friend is most defiantly top, we can tag team you | |||
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"Stop flirting you two! This threads gone way off point Stunning isn't it. I essentially agree with him. But he's too macho to admit it. I'm not macho at all really, cmon rim me and fuck me, I'll forgive you for posting shite without reading first. Xx Fuck me really hard honey. I dont top. Why didn't you say so, I switch and my boy friend is most defiantly top, we can tag team you " Yay. | |||
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"I wonder how self defence applies in such a situation " What we need is an expert on the subject... | |||
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"Stop flirting you two! This threads gone way off point Stunning isn't it. I essentially agree with him. But he's too macho to admit it. I'm not macho at all really, cmon rim me and fuck me, I'll forgive you for posting shite without reading first. Xx Fuck me really hard honey. " What what?! | |||
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"I wonder how self defence applies in such a situation What we need is an expert on the subject..." I wouldn't defend myself from that sort of thing. It's like when you get kissed to the ground from behind and end up bent over the arm of the sofa, impaled on a gigantic throbbing penis, just wriggle your toes and enjoy. | |||
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"I kick in the bollocks will beat any self defence. Fact Yep and my thing as a woman getting attacked I would literally poop myself and reach into my knickers and stuff my turd in the guys mouth! " plenty on here would like that | |||
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"Stop flirting you two! This threads gone way off point Stunning isn't it. I essentially agree with him. But he's too macho to admit it. I'm not macho at all really, cmon rim me and fuck me, I'll forgive you for posting shite without reading first. Xx Fuck me really hard honey. What what?! " | |||
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"Stop flirting you two! This threads gone way off point " I know, I saw all the comments and thought hmm, interesting to see so many people involved with martial arts, I was wrong. | |||
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