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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type. "

Good call , let's ban the profile advice threads from now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha a very good point.

I don't feel the updates always happen. Can be more of an opportunity to message anyone that gives said advice in the hope that them thanking you means you'll sleep with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't know there was one I better get copying and pasting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes they are just look at me posts.

Other times they are car crashes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of them might be dynamite in bed. Some of the "good" profiles might be shit in bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think things like telling them to have more pictures public and pop a dick picture on is ok, any help towards profile text is shaping their personality into something it isn't though so yeah, maybe we shouldn't give profile text advice.

Best advice is to know what you're capable of pulling and focus on that group. Know that the only thing that's really going to get you fucked is what you look like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, its a little tragic be begging for advice how to get laid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think things like telling them to have more pictures public and pop a dick picture on is ok, any help towards profile text is shaping their personality into something it isn't though so yeah, maybe we shouldn't give profile text advice.

Best advice is to know what you're capable of pulling and focus on that group. Know that the only thing that's really going to get you fucked is what you look like! "

Agreed on all counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha a very good point.

I don't feel the updates always happen. Can be more of an opportunity to message anyone that gives said advice in the hope that them thanking you means you'll sleep with them "

That is not that case???

Shit no wonder I've been doing it all wrong.

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type. "

I think that's a little harsh although I get your point - there must be thousands of profile advice threads archived.

Some folk are better at writing a profile than others - it doesn't necessarily make them better at sex. It's kind of a huge leap to presume crap profile = crap sex... though saying that a 2 line profile, silhouette avatar and 5 cock pics earns an instant delete from me if the message just says 'hi'!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Just move these threads to their own forum, where they can die a slow death

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I think things like telling them to have more pictures public and pop a dick picture on is ok, any help towards profile text is shaping their personality into something it isn't though so yeah, maybe we shouldn't give profile text advice.

Best advice is to know what you're capable of pulling and focus on that group. Know that the only thing that's really going to get you fucked is what you look like! "

Thats me buggered then!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Some of them might be dynamite in bed. Some of the "good" profiles might be shit in bed. "

This is true - one of the best I ever had had a one line profile with no public pics!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

I think offering advice on how to word what they have already in a better way is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of them might be dynamite in bed. Some of the "good" profiles might be shit in bed.

This is true - one of the best I ever had had a one line profile with no public pics!"

This^^

Just because someone talks the talk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of them might be dynamite in bed. Some of the "good" profiles might be shit in bed.

This is true - one of the best I ever had had a one line profile with no public pics!"

One of mine had one torso pic and hi on his profile.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Can someone help me with my crappy profile please. Hehe.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can someone help me with my profile please. I need to get my dick wet

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can someone help me with my crappy profile please. Hehe."

Damn beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile bio is a Patrick Bateman quote but just changed it so I didn't sound too serial killery!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type.

I think that's a little harsh although I get your point - there must be thousands of profile advice threads archived.

Some folk are better at writing a profile than others - it doesn't necessarily make them better at sex. It's kind of a huge leap to presume crap profile = crap sex... though saying that a 2 line profile, silhouette avatar and 5 cock pics earns an instant delete from me if the message just says 'hi'! "

I made it harsh for effect.

Good point, I've met people with no pics and minimal text and they were lovely. Think I'm meaning more personality issues than crap at sex.

Also just inciting debate.

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By *apillonNoirWoman
over a year ago

There...


"Can someone help me with my crappy profile please. Hehe."

What are on offs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My profile bio is a Patrick Bateman quote but just changed it so I didn't sound too serial killery! "

Best they know what they're letting themselves in for!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"My profile bio is a Patrick Bateman quote but just changed it so I didn't sound too serial killery! "

I like yours just the right amount of crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree OP a woman knows how she would like a profile to look for the most part and as a male I think my profile is accurate to me and my personality. So giving someone else a false one is quite misleading. That being said when I made mine I did ask a good friend on here what refinements she would make but that was not changing the core aspects just the order and switching one or two words to better suit the topic as I think at first we all ramble a little.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, its a little tragic be begging for advice how to get laid.

"

What about begging people to fuck!

Please fuck me please, you can put it in any hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of my better meets have been with people with zero on their profile.

I think, sometimes, people on here expect certain criteria to be ticked off before they will engage with those who contact them.

I can't get my head round swinging by numbers.

Engage them

See where it leads

Live a little x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree OP a woman knows how she would like a profile to look for the most part and as a male I think my profile is accurate to me and my personality. So giving someone else a false one is quite misleading. That being said when I made mine I did ask a good friend on here what refinements she would make but that was not changing the core aspects just the order and switching one or two words to better suit the topic as I think at first we all ramble a little.

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All women are different though. I think a profile should reflect you and/ or what you're looking for. For example, you might love showing off your cock but the forumites may say don't have a cock pic. But showing loads of cock pics will attract the type of person that likes the same as you.

I avoid people with ripped muscles, rock climbing or motorbike pics cos I'm a lazy bint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree OP a woman knows how she would like a profile to look for the most part and as a male I think my profile is accurate to me and my personality. So giving someone else a false one is quite misleading. That being said when I made mine I did ask a good friend on here what refinements she would make but that was not changing the core aspects just the order and switching one or two words to better suit the topic as I think at first we all ramble a little.

All women are different though. I think a profile should reflect you and/ or what you're looking for. For example, you might love showing off your cock but the forumites may say don't have a cock pic. But showing loads of cock pics will attract the type of person that likes the same as you.

I avoid people with ripped muscles, rock climbing or motorbike pics cos I'm a lazy bint. "

Yeah and forumites are the smallest portion of the site so they shouldn't be telling people not to display cock pictures. Men's hot pics is full of cock. You're on a site where you're going to suck/fuck a cock so as a consumer you have a right to know what the penis looks like, it's just basic rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a cock picture, personally...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played Cupid matchmaker on here with two of my friends.

I thought they would be good together.

I also liked speaking to them but now there always busy shagging each other to chat to me lol x

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i don't like giving tips to men who have not mastered the art of seduction or sociability coz it takes time to master them and a 15 min word and pic change on their profile isn't gonna help.

if you're shit at getting laid then there's a reason for that. and no i'm not saying what is is and giving anyone a clue why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a cock picture, personally..."

and me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can I have some profile advice please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, its a little tragic be begging for advice how to get laid.

What about begging people to fuck!

Please fuck me please, you can put it in any hole "

Oh MissWilkes a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Can I have some profile advice please? "

Yes. Fuck bladey. Hope it helps

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Yeah, its a little tragic be begging for advice how to get laid.

"

It also works against the evolutionary interest. It should be survival of the fittest.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Most of the time they don't listen anyway, so what's the point?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like a cock picture, personally..."

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, its a little tragic be begging for advice how to get laid.

It also works against the evolutionary interest. It should be survival of the fittest. "

Yeah, its a jungle out there.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type. "

I think you've taken the thread challenge to the extreme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if people stopped giving advice then they would not ask

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Yeah, its a little tragic be begging for advice how to get laid.

It also works against the evolutionary interest. It should be survival of the fittest. "

ooh this is the one time i am not gonna agree, but only coz it comes off as creepy.

adaption to an environment should not work here really. but it is how the predators get laid. they adapt to 'seem to' fit anyone's wishes but don't live up to that facade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a bit sad if you have to ask others how to get a meet

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Yeah, its a little tragic be begging for advice how to get laid.

It also works against the evolutionary interest. It should be survival of the fittest.

ooh this is the one time i am not gonna agree, but only coz it comes off as creepy.

adaption to an environment should not work here really. but it is how the predators get laid. they adapt to 'seem to' fit anyone's wishes but don't live up to that facade."

I was more thinking about whether we really want to pass on the genes of people that are too stupid to use search functions?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type. "

what next bane educating the masses because no matter what you teach them there never going to measure up because you had to educate them in the first place .

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I thought it was alcohol that's been helping crappy people get laid? It's worked wonders for thousands of years

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I like a cock picture, personally...

Yup "

Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

most use the advice as an opportunity to try and get laid with the one giving advice

or just a simple look at me post

either way its sad

let them die quickly, why prolong it

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Yeah, its a little tragic be begging for advice how to get laid.

It also works against the evolutionary interest. It should be survival of the fittest.

ooh this is the one time i am not gonna agree, but only coz it comes off as creepy.

adaption to an environment should not work here really. but it is how the predators get laid. they adapt to 'seem to' fit anyone's wishes but don't live up to that facade.

I was more thinking about whether we really want to pass on the genes of people that are too stupid to use search functions? "

oh right. i was thinking more the darwinian usage. my stupid science brain cannot switch off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it should have its own dedicated forum Sub-section, then those who actually want a little guidance can have the previous threads easily spoon fed to them.

The peculiar ones who seem to want to say "hey there fellow Fabsters, look at me, my profile's pants and I have no intention of doing a single squeak about it, but look anyway because I get a little buzz" will get bored and beetle off just as quickly as they do now when the realise they haven't stumbled across dial-a-bunk up.

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By *Carver-Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


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I think that's a little harsh although I get your point - there must be thousands of profile advice threads archived.

Some folk are better at writing a profile than others - it doesn't necessarily make them better at sex. It's kind of a huge leap to presume crap profile = crap sex... though saying that a 2 line profile, silhouette avatar and 5 cock pics earns an instant delete from me if the message just says 'hi'! "

Agreed - I used to write for a living so I know how to construct a blurb about myself. I don't think employing profile advice magically makes someone sound sexier, but profile advice does get people to start talking specifics about what they tend to be like in bed, what fantasies they might have or would be willing to assist with - and those details are what allows prospective playmates to consider that person as more worth the effort of contacting than the generic "on here for fun" profiles.

So personally I'm all for those threads. Or at least a pinned faq on what to include in a profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always thought this stuff should be survival of the fittest... If you can't figure out how to make yourself attractive on here you shouldn't be capable of attracting people. But over my time on here I've found the profile advice very useful, especially when it reveals the way different genders think. So it would feel a bit like pulling up the draw bridge after me

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

OK - here we go

I have been in the scene for a while and I still haven't got a clue what you women or couples are looking for

In the end I decided a while back that my profile is my profile, and my pics are my pics. If people don't like them then the chances are we are likely no compatible

I know my photos are a bit subby, and I don't have a huge muscles, and I can't accommodate. However why should I change to fit in with the crowd. I am me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you have to have people tell you, nform you, suggest to you.. however you put it

its not exactly you

so when someone reads in essence its a virtually fake profile

as its not you

i think those asking should be put in the Colosseum and the last one standing gets fucks galore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some people ask just to get there attention from other if that wrong they only doing it in the name of fun.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"OK - here we go

I have been in the scene for a while and I still haven't got a clue what you women or couples are looking for

In the end I decided a while back that my profile is my profile, and my pics are my pics. If people don't like them then the chances are we are likely no compatible

I know my photos are a bit subby, and I don't have a huge muscles, and I can't accommodate. However why should I change to fit in with the crowd. I am me !"

this is how most guys should be, their own thing. i think the compatibility is really important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type. "

How do u know they are boring person? Sounds like you give advice and then back of that you arrange a meet with them! only if you done this you could tell that..lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"OK - here we go

I have been in the scene for a while and I still haven't got a clue what you women or couples are looking for

In the end I decided a while back that my profile is my profile, and my pics are my pics. If people don't like them then the chances are we are likely no compatible

I know my photos are a bit subby, and I don't have a huge muscles, and I can't accommodate. However why should I change to fit in with the crowd. I am me !

this is how most guys should be, their own thing. i think the compatibility is really important."

Also there are different levels of swinging compatibilties - social swinging, play swinging, flirty swinging

So with some people it's a social but not a cats hell they will play, some it's play and filth and some we have a flirt and no more

I know I am not everyone's cup of tea or coffee. I know i can be a bit of a Dick as well but at the end of the day I enjoy my time in scene. Would i like more meets of course. Would I like to meet certain people of course but it's not to be

Swinging is not like porn....and not just men need to know that but couples and females as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it I'd have no green tick

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"OK - here we go

I have been in the scene for a while and I still haven't got a clue what you women or couples are looking for

In the end I decided a while back that my profile is my profile, and my pics are my pics. If people don't like them then the chances are we are likely no compatible

I know my photos are a bit subby, and I don't have a huge muscles, and I can't accommodate. However why should I change to fit in with the crowd. I am me !

this is how most guys should be, their own thing. i think the compatibility is really important.

Also there are different levels of swinging compatibilties - social swinging, play swinging, flirty swinging

So with some people it's a social but not a cats hell they will play, some it's play and filth and some we have a flirt and no more

I know I am not everyone's cup of tea or coffee. I know i can be a bit of a Dick as well but at the end of the day I enjoy my time in scene. Would i like more meets of course. Would I like to meet certain people of course but it's not to be

Swinging is not like porn....and not just men need to know that but couples and females as well "

you just made me realise that if your own profile is honest then you are more likely to get what you want on here.

so long as people aren't lying to you about themselves wanting the same thing when they don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type.

I think you've taken the thread challenge to the extreme "

Yeah this is all your fault.

You inspired me to think of new stuff and look what happened!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah I saw the thread title and thought it was the perfect thread for me to finally get a meet!

Such a let down for a boy when I realised what it was about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK - here we go

I have been in the scene for a while and I still haven't got a clue what you women or couples are looking for

In the end I decided a while back that my profile is my profile, and my pics are my pics. If people don't like them then the chances are we are likely no compatible

I know my photos are a bit subby, and I don't have a huge muscles, and I can't accommodate. However why should I change to fit in with the crowd. I am me !"

I really like this. Hope you are happy being you.

I can't compete with the other people on here so I don't. But I'm still a real person and some people do like me and I'm happy with that.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Anyone asking for profile advice should be forced to show the advice they got - viewers can then better decide if they ought to meet or not.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

No because difficulty communicating in writing doesn't mean you're a crappy person. Plenty of really crappy people have well written profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK - here we go

I have been in the scene for a while and I still haven't got a clue what you women or couples are looking for

In the end I decided a while back that my profile is my profile, and my pics are my pics. If people don't like them then the chances are we are likely no compatible

I know my photos are a bit subby, and I don't have a huge muscles, and I can't accommodate. However why should I change to fit in with the crowd. I am me !

I really like this. Hope you are happy being you.

I can't compete with the other people on here so I don't. But I'm still a real person and some people do like me and I'm happy with that. "

It's not a competition

Though some would like to think it

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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"No because difficulty communicating in writing doesn't mean you're a crappy person. Plenty of really crappy people have well written profiles. "

With more messages between the people involved and if it gets to a social am sure they can both decide if they want to sleep together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a bit harsh. I don't think people who have crappy profiles, are crappy people. Mines crappy, but I'm amazing ( even if I am the only ome who thinks it ..... Oh and my dad ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody help me help me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's a bit harsh. I don't think people who have crappy profiles, are crappy people. Mines crappy, but I'm amazing ( even if I am the only ome who thinks it ..... Oh and my dad )."

nicely said whose profile is not that good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i guess you either got those moves or you havent - no matter how amazing your profile is - no matter how much help you were given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be permissible to mention "It's a buyers market" or is it too early into the thread for that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my profile is crap to some and great to others

i dont really care who likes and who does not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK - here we go

I have been in the scene for a while and I still haven't got a clue what you women or couples are looking for

In the end I decided a while back that my profile is my profile, and my pics are my pics. If people don't like them then the chances are we are likely no compatible

I know my photos are a bit subby, and I don't have a huge muscles, and I can't accommodate. However why should I change to fit in with the crowd. I am me !

I really like this. Hope you are happy being you.

I can't compete with the other people on here so I don't. But I'm still a real person and some people do like me and I'm happy with that.

It's not a competition

Though some would like to think it "

Maybe compete is the wrong word.

I'm crappy and I know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously, hasanyone ever taken the advice from the forum and put it into play and been knee deep in clunge?

There is no one thing that anyone can put on their profile that will guarantee a lay.

And at any rate, surely the boring will shine through in the messages before it even gets to a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truth is people here will not help crappy people get laid because they do not believe in giving anyone a break.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"The truth is people here will not help crappy people get laid because they do not believe in giving anyone a break. "

What do you mean by 'giving anyone a break?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The truth is people here will not help crappy people get laid because they do not believe in giving anyone a break.

What do you mean by 'giving anyone a break?' "

Charity fucks?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type. "

I think they should be banned or it's false advertising for you ladies

If they can't be arsed then tough titties

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"The truth is people here will not help crappy people get laid because they do not believe in giving anyone a break.

What do you mean by 'giving anyone a break?'

Charity fucks?"

Or sympathy fucks

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"The truth is people here will not help crappy people get laid because they do not believe in giving anyone a break.

What do you mean by 'giving anyone a break?'

Charity fucks?

Or sympathy fucks "

Yeah that is what sprung to my mind

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"The truth is people here will not help crappy people get laid because they do not believe in giving anyone a break.

What do you mean by 'giving anyone a break?'

Charity fucks?

Or sympathy fucks

Yeah that is what sprung to my mind

"

Go on then as your so polite I'll do you xx

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Camden


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type. "

I've asked for profile advice in the past, and taken on board some good pointers offered. I've not met any 'poor saps' yet though, have you OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type.

I've asked for profile advice in the past, and taken on board some good pointers offered. I've not met any 'poor saps' yet though, have you OP? "

Crikey no. I don't want anyone wasting their time meeting me - that's why I keep my profile shitty.

My wording was that way to incite reaction, I think advice can be good. But if someone changes their profile to some 'perfect state' as suggested by forumites, it's not really the true 'them'.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Camden


"i guess you either got those moves or you havent - no matter how amazing your profile is - no matter how much help you were given "

Convenience is king, no matter how 'good' your profile, pics or banter is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The truth is people here will not help crappy people get laid because they do not believe in giving anyone a break. "

Thats not true is it though, Mr Exotic?

There are many many threads where people have asked for help, simply laden with advice

I have noticed that it is often the same lovely ladies that offer that advice too. They dont HAVE to do it. They are often just giving newbies a heads up

Its not their fault, if the recipient refuses to TAKE the bloody advice!

Is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The truth is people here will not help crappy people get laid because they do not believe in giving anyone a break.

What do you mean by 'giving anyone a break?'

Charity fucks?

Or sympathy fucks "

Alliteration Sam...it's sympathy shags.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"The truth is people here will not help crappy people get laid because they do not believe in giving anyone a break.

Thats not true is it though, Mr Exotic?

There are many many threads where people have asked for help, simply laden with advice

I have noticed that it is often the same lovely ladies that offer that advice too. They dont HAVE to do it. They are often just giving newbies a heads up

Its not their fault, if the recipient refuses to TAKE the bloody advice!

Is it?"

What he really meant is that nobody has fucked him yet!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Just posted to one guy that only wants women to pm him with advice, green arrow lol

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type. "

Most people who ask for profile advice don't change anything.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Can I have some profile advice please? "

Change your age range to 51. Lol.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type.

Most people who ask for profile advice don't change anything. "
exactly, it's just look at me threads most of the time

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type. "

A fill in later type will never be filling in me.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Should the 'profile advice' threads be banned?

They get a load of advice on how to sound cool and interesting so they update their profile.

Then some poor sap decides to meet the 'cool and interesting' person but they are just a really boring 'fill in later' type.

Most people who ask for profile advice don't change anything. exactly, it's just look at me threads most of the time"

Yes

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"The truth is people here will not help crappy people get laid because they do not believe in giving anyone a break.

What do you mean by 'giving anyone a break?'

Charity fucks?

Or sympathy fucks

Alliteration Sam...it's sympathy shags. "

Is it you'll have to spank me

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