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"You owe me a phone and a fresh brew "sorry bud tea on it's way | |||
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"Man or woman there should be fresh as f?! @# did you tell her lol" how do you say something like that I just spat the bog roll at her bed | |||
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"You owe me a phone and a fresh brew sorry bud tea on it's way "A true gent   | |||
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"Man or woman there should be fresh as f?! @# did you tell her lol how do you say something like that I just spat the bog roll at her bed "  | |||
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"How hard is to been clean and fresh for a meet nothing worse than going down on a woman and finding a bit of bog roll tucked away " Haha, this made my day | |||
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"At least she wipes, could have been a foot stamper. Although to be honest Op, are you saying that you have never had Pee between showering and getting jiggy with it, I reckon not. I'll also lay money that you carried on with her." always freshly showered before hand and I wouldn't want to take your money pal | |||
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"Worse still.... Going down and discovering little white, wriggly things around the arse (worms)!! "Please tell me this didn't happen  | |||
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"Worse still.... Going down and discovering little white, wriggly things around the arse (worms)!!
Please tell me this didn't happen "Some things you just can't unsee and right now I really wish you could | |||
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"Worse still.... Going down and discovering little white, wriggly things around the arse (worms)!! "I just tasted a little bit of sick. That's one post I should never have read... Pass the Dettol...please | |||
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"Worse still.... Going down and discovering little white, wriggly things around the arse (worms)!!
Please tell me this didn't happen
Some things you just can't unsee and right now I really wish you could "Yeah my stomach isn't happy, I just need to get Dan to read this just before he eats dinner, it'll finish him off | |||
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"Man or woman there should be fresh as f?! @# did you tell her lol how do you say something like that I just spat the bog roll at her bed " Post of the day | |||
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"Man or woman there should be fresh as f?! @# did you tell her lol how do you say something like that I just spat the bog roll at her bed Post of the day "glad you liked it lol | |||
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. Note to self. Don't read all threads posted lol | |||
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"Ok let's just clarify something, I'm always clean whether I'm meeting or not. I also love oral. After reading this my poor foof has had to endure even more vigorous cleaning than normal. All I could think about in the shower was loo roll being stuck somewhere and my white knight finding it while giving my foof some tonguetastic attention "I'm sure your foof is just perfect | |||
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"Only panic when you find some pizza that had already been eaten once on the inside of her thigh. Until then get licking " PMSL | |||
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"Why did I read this 
Yukkkkkkk that's gross x "I am in agreement..... I will never be able to unsee that...and I didn't even see it..... | |||
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"This is all nearly as disgusting as when I was on a nude beach and saw a naked old man fart out a liquid brown projectile Grim!!"Oh my goodness. | |||
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"Only panic when you find some pizza that had already been eaten once on the inside of her thigh. Until then get licking PMSL " quality lol I can just see a garlic bread sticking out now | |||
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"What's wrong with some of you? It's a bit of tissue that came detached from the sheet. It happens. Get over it. There's plenty of 'accidents' that can happen when playing in certain areas of the human body and this hardly ranks as an inconvenience let alone a problem worthy of a thread. Worms crawling out of an arse though is a different matter entirely." Some of us are sensitive to these things  | |||
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"This is all nearly as disgusting as when I was on a nude beach and saw a naked old man fart out a liquid brown projectile Grim!!
Oh my goodness. "What the...
My forum filters have had a temporary blip!!
Closing the door on my way out and never looking back at this thread!! Eek  | |||
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"Perhaps she keeps a bit there for when she goes loo and there isn't any. #inventive. " | |||
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No this hasn't happened to me!
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"Could be worse, lifting the mother's apron to discover a sky remote and a half eaten bag of scamp & lemon niknaks!
No this hasn't happened to me!
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"Could be worse, lifting the mother's apron to discover a sky remote and a half eaten bag of scamp & lemon niknaks!
No this hasn't happened to me!
I wondered where I'd left the remote, thanks. "No problem, you might wanna bin the niknaks tho, they went out of date in 2015. | |||
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"This reminded me of a conversation I was having with a guy on here this morning. I asked him what his worst meet was. He said:He met a woman at hersThey had a chat and a few drinks and then had sex with the lights off in her bed.After a few positions he started to fuck her analy.He said it was tight at first but then got really wet and his dick just slid in.He carried on fucking her ass for a while but this over powering smell of poo hit him. He said it was that strong he was nearly sick so he stopped and turned the lights on. She had let out about a pint of liquid poo out all over him and her bed sheets.He said it was littraly dripping of his balls and he just stood there in shock and heaving. He didn't tell me if he carried on or if they ever met again lol." Why oh why do I keep coming back to this thread, when will I learn? | |||
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"Could be worse, lifting the mother's apron to discover a sky remote and a half eaten bag of scamp & lemon niknaks!
No this hasn't happened to me!
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"This reminded me of a conversation I was having with a guy on here this morning. I asked him what his worst meet was. He said:He met a woman at hersThey had a chat and a few drinks and then had sex with the lights off in her bed.After a few positions he started to fuck her analy.He said it was tight at first but then got really wet and his dick just slid in.He carried on fucking her ass for a while but this over powering smell of poo hit him. He said it was that strong he was nearly sick so he stopped and turned the lights on. She had let out about a pint of liquid poo out all over him and her bed sheets.He said it was littraly dripping of his balls and he just stood there in shock and heaving. He didn't tell me if he carried on or if they ever met again lol. Why oh why do I keep coming back to this thread, when will I learn? "I was felt ill when he told me what happened but he went off line and I still don't know what happened next.I want to know but don't want to know.I think it's the vile magnet in our brains that make us look at these things. | |||
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"Worse still.... Going down and discovering little white, wriggly things around the arse (worms)!! "Omfg...I'm having to swallow hard as I think I just re-visited my breakfast ffs
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"Is it wrong that this hasn't put me off my food?" Yes, very wrong | |||
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"Is it wrong that this hasn't put me off my food?" I was eating my lunch while reading this  | |||
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"Is it wrong that this hasn't put me off my food? Yes, very wrong "Was only jaffa cakes | |||
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"Is it wrong that this hasn't put me off my food?" I'll see you at the 2girls, 1 cup video | |||
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"Is it wrong that this hasn't put me off my food? I'll see you at the 2girls, 1 cup video "Nothing puts me off food. | |||
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"Is it wrong that this hasn't put me off my food? I'll see you at the 2girls, 1 cup video
Nothing puts me off food."I've just read that it was jaffa cakes. That explains everything | |||
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