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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you make an effort for your smear, like aside from giving it a wash and a blast with the shower, do you shave it or just go as you are. I'm 6 o clock shadow with around a weeks worth of stubble!

Fuck this is ridiculous.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

They are health care professionals, they don't give a flying fuck about what you do with your genitalia.

Love, a Midwife.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

As a bloke. I think the importance is actually going for the smear rather than how your foof looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a midwife and we in the medical profession take absolutely no notice of the state of your vagina. Its just a job and your nurse practioner won't be looking at it to find it attractive she will be looking at it to perform the procedure. So if you can't be bothered don't shave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll leave it as it is then, just don't want to look lazy but can't be arsed with the regrowth!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I actually worry more about how gorilla like my legs may or may not be. And then I give my head a good shake and think the only thing that matters is getting a potentially life saving procedure done when it should be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know it's bloody scary isn't it, when you think of Jade Goody.

Shit I'm getting all nervous now, Jesus. What do they do again. I'm gonna google it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite sure the health professionals don't go for an after work drink and say 'you'll never guess what! I saw a patient today and it must have been at least 2 days since she shaved her foof! I couldn't believe it!!' so you'll be fine!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


" the only thing that matters is getting a potentially life saving procedure done when it should be. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave mine every day, so no extra effort needed

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'm quite sure the health professionals don't go for an after work drink and say 'you'll never guess what! I saw a patient today and it must have been at least 2 days since she shaved her foof! I couldn't believe it!!' so you'll be fine!"

Some people sweat the small stuff.

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

I really need to Book an appointment for mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bother how it looks for smears or checks at the clinic. As long as it's clean it doesn't matter.

What matters is that you go and have it done!! I had mine in June and when the results came back it wasn't good!!! Had a colposcopy on Monday and cells lazered and biopsy.

My cervix now looks like a burnt marshmallow and I'm out of action for two weeks.

It's very frustrating but I'd rather go without than have cancer.

Good luck op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't bother how it looks for smears or checks at the clinic. As long as it's clean it doesn't matter.

What matters is that you go and have it done!! I had mine in June and when the results came back it wasn't good!!! Had a colposcopy on Monday and cells lazered and biopsy.

My cervix now looks like a burnt marshmallow and I'm out of action for two weeks.

It's very frustrating but I'd rather go without than have cancer.

Good luck op"

Shit, but it's all ok now is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No just make sure I am fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always worry more about shaving my legs more. As long as it's all clean then I'm good to go x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah im just waiting for this cuppa tea to go down so I can have a pee then hop in the shower for a blast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't bother how it looks for smears or checks at the clinic. As long as it's clean it doesn't matter.

What matters is that you go and have it done!! I had mine in June and when the results came back it wasn't good!!! Had a colposcopy on Monday and cells lazered and biopsy.

My cervix now looks like a burnt marshmallow and I'm out of action for two weeks.

It's very frustrating but I'd rather go without than have cancer.

Good luck op

Shit, but it's all ok now is it?"

Fingers crossed but won't know for three weeks!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shave mine every day, so no extra effort needed "

Great to know

On another note I don't think as above really, they just will be professional and get what they need to do done. Shame you don't get a lolly pop after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't do anything except wash. I had a gynaecologist appointment a little while ago with months of growth.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i just make sure i've no long pubes down there, they got caught in the speculum one time and it wasn't a pleasant experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i just make sure i've no long pubes down there, they got caught in the speculum one time and it wasn't a pleasant experience. "

That can be a little bit of a problem.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Just reminded me I need to book mine....thanks, kind of!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hadn't thought of that, I would go with the stubble XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wash and go

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Medical professionals know that humans have bodily hair.

They got their education from the correct manuals. Not viz or playboy.

Just don't smell like week old horse shit.

The good thing is they won't be looking at your face or recognise you in the pub.

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry


"I don't bother how it looks for smears or checks at the clinic. As long as it's clean it doesn't matter.

What matters is that you go and have it done!! I had mine in June and when the results came back it wasn't good!!! Had a colposcopy on Monday and cells lazered and biopsy.

My cervix now looks like a burnt marshmallow and I'm out of action for two weeks.

It's very frustrating but I'd rather go without than have cancer.

Good luck op"

Same here hadn't had one in 15 years , need to have another in 3 months so forget what it looks like just get it done x Storm x

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

If it makes you more comfortable to remove your hair first then go for it but it really isn't necessary. The nurse will have seen every conceivable "style" on women over the years and it won't matter to them.

One thing that is worth noting though is don't have unprotected sex in the 24hrs beforehand (which of course none of us here do lol). Even if you bathe thoroughly there can still be some "debris" up near your cervix. This can mean your results can be unclear and you may need to go back for another smear.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"They are health care professionals, they don't give a flying fuck about what you do with your genitalia.

Love, a Midwife."

This. Clean is all that is required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't bother how it looks for smears or checks at the clinic. As long as it's clean it doesn't matter.

What matters is that you go and have it done!! I had mine in June and when the results came back it wasn't good!!! Had a colposcopy on Monday and cells lazered and biopsy.

My cervix now looks like a burnt marshmallow and I'm out of action for two weeks.

It's very frustrating but I'd rather go without than have cancer.

Good luck op

Same here hadn't had one in 15 years , need to have another in 3 months so forget what it looks like just get it done x Storm x"

15 years??? Wow.

I have mine religiously every 3 years. From now on, whether my gp likes it or not I'm having it done yearly!!!

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry


"I don't bother how it looks for smears or checks at the clinic. As long as it's clean it doesn't matter.

What matters is that you go and have it done!! I had mine in June and when the results came back it wasn't good!!! Had a colposcopy on Monday and cells lazered and biopsy.

My cervix now looks like a burnt marshmallow and I'm out of action for two weeks.

It's very frustrating but I'd rather go without than have cancer.

Good luck op

Same here hadn't had one in 15 years , need to have another in 3 months so forget what it looks like just get it done x Storm x

15 years??? Wow.

I have mine religiously every 3 years. From now on, whether my gp likes it or not I'm having it done yearly!!! "

I was very stupid something made me go that day glad I did x Storm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please please please ladies, get your smear tests booked in regularly, and don't forget to pester female friends and family to do the same. They really do save lives. My mum is proof that missing them could mean a bad outcome. My mum missed hers and was later diagnosed with stage 3 cervical cancer, sadly we lost her 9months later.

So ladies, don't worry about how you look, just get yourself checked.xx

Poppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to see my GP once and the nurse said oh youre due your smear lets just did it while youre here

I felt violated, I was not mentally nor physically prepared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this has just encouraged me to rebook mine!! I'd forgotten about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Back, all done and nothing to worry about, she liked the nail polish on my toes and commented on my tan lines on my feet from my flip flops. Said I've got a nice spongey cervix and then I was on my way! Results in 6 weeks so hopefully will be normal.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Back, all done and nothing to worry about, she liked the nail polish on my toes and commented on my tan lines on my feet from my flip flops. Said I've got a nice spongey cervix and then I was on my way! Results in 6 weeks so hopefully will be normal. "

Good for you!

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I went to see my GP once and the nurse said oh youre due your smear lets just did it while youre here

I felt violated, I was not mentally nor physically prepared. "

Haha I've had that sprung on me too a few times. To be fair it was better that way as I didn't have chance to worry about it. I hate having it done and can get a little anxious about it.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Back, all done and nothing to worry about, she liked the nail polish on my toes and commented on my tan lines on my feet from my flip flops. Said I've got a nice spongey cervix and then I was on my way! Results in 6 weeks so hopefully will be normal. "

Also thanks for reminding ladies to get theirs done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I went to see my GP once and the nurse said oh youre due your smear lets just did it while youre here

I felt violated, I was not mentally nor physically prepared. "

I was there Friday for an std test and she said oh we'll do it now, I was like no no, it's booked for the 2nd I only came here for bloods and to put the earbud up there myself! Results from that were all negative as well so have a fresh clean fanny and hopefully normal cells too! Feel like I've had a mot.

Also this thread has prompted 3 women to book their smears which is a good thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done op for bringing this up.

I think it's something we should do once a month to encourage every woman to get it done.

It's painless and lasts for a few seconds and it's done. Hopefully for most it will be fine and you won't have to think about it again for another 3 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my smear last week and didn't even bother shaving my legs!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Jazz your foof up with some glitter

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"I went to see my GP once and the nurse said oh youre due your smear lets just did it while youre here

I felt violated, I was not mentally nor physically prepared.

I was there Friday for an std test and she said oh we'll do it now, I was like no no, it's booked for the 2nd I only came here for bloods and to put the earbud up there myself! Results from that were all negative as well so have a fresh clean fanny and hopefully normal cells too! Feel like I've had a mot.

Also this thread has prompted 3 women to book their smears which is a good thing. "

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