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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

anyone had a meet i found a clinker in the bed

what did you do if you did

i would bin the sheets

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Erm.

A clinker?

You mean a walnut whip or a nugget?

Or am i on the wrong track here?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Not going to lie, I urban dictionaried it. Eew

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a clicker is a small ball of yes that attached to a hairy bum that find its way in into the bed

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"Not going to lie, I urban dictionaried it. Eew "

Glad its not just me!

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East


"a clicker is a small ball of yes that attached to a hairy bum that find its way in into the bed"

A clingon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not going to lie, I urban dictionaried it. Eew "

this is the first post clinker

fresh we need direction and randomness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a dingleberry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

called winnits around here

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

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Id wash the sheets lol.

Shit happens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id wash the sheets lol.

Shit happens "

the memory still be there

in the bin for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a clicker is a small ball of yes that attached to a hairy bum that find its way in into the bed

A clingon!"
definitely a clingon

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Wind chimes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flick it

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

A chug nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruffle nuts!

Or for your edification, Dag if you're Australian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ruffle nuts!

Or for your edification, Dag if you're Australian."

Missed a bit, on sheep it's Dag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing against homosexuals but I was working reception on the Friday afternoon shift once in the welcome break hotel and checked two guys in. Next morning I was the housemaid so had to clean said room, there was shit all over the white bedding and shit on the towels and 2 used condoms on the bedside table.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing against homosexuals but I was working reception on the Friday afternoon shift once in the welcome break hotel and checked two guys in. Next morning I was the housemaid so had to clean said room, there was shit all over the white bedding and shit on the towels and 2 used condoms on the bedside table. "

was that from the guests, staff or melted dairy milk

you never said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing against homosexuals but I was working reception on the Friday afternoon shift once in the welcome break hotel and checked two guys in. Next morning I was the housemaid so had to clean said room, there was shit all over the white bedding and shit on the towels and 2 used condoms on the bedside table.

was that from the guests, staff or melted dairy milk

you never said"

The two male lovers where one obviously had a full dirty bottom when they indulged in a bit of buggery!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nothing against homosexuals but I was working reception on the Friday afternoon shift once in the welcome break hotel and checked two guys in. Next morning I was the housemaid so had to clean said room, there was shit all over the white bedding and shit on the towels and 2 used condoms on the bedside table.

was that from the guests, staff or melted dairy milk

you never said

The two male lovers where one obviously had a full dirty bottom when they indulged in a bit of buggery! "

wash before sex

check

wash again

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By *tevebooMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

A hairy malteaser

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Awful situation that logic would say to wash at high temperatures and disinfect but I can imagine not wanting to use them again.

The scenario doesn't sound too likely - I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gruff nut

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