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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Ok fab terms and what they really mean...

Not a hardened swinger - I'm after shagging half the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't want your Kik Skype Snapchat or Whatsapp ....

Message me please

Jokes OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over quantity - trying to justify the fact that they've had no meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quality over quantity - trying to justify the fact that they've had no meets"

I'll remove that one now then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback sex is certain death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age and looks unimportant.....will shag anything with a pulse

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"No I don't want your Kik Skype Snapchat or Whatsapp ....

Message me please

Jokes OP"

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Not a timewaster - I am you just don't know it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the girl your mother warned you about - high maintenance and emotionally needy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

Can be used on any occasion.

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Genuine - I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dom - hipster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dom - hipster"

Also, Dom - I've seen 50 Shades...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dom - hipster"

I went to school with a kid called Dom, he's not a hipster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dom - hipster

Also, Dom - I've seen 50 Shades..."

Also Dom - I've heard 50 shades is a thing now and I'm jumping on the bandwagon

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Discreet - I don't want my other half to find out I'm on here

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

You know who you are - the person doesn't really exist I just want to look popular if anyone looks at my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New to this.... Been on over a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later - can't even think of something interesting to say about myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She sucks like a dyson : blow job technique needs a little refinement but I'm too much of a coward to tell her directly!

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Quality over quantity - trying to justify the fact that they've had no meets

I'll remove that one now then.... "

Me too

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Will fill in later #2...I'm lazy because I've been here for over a year, and still not done this

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Submissive. On here 10 years without a message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body/cock/tits/pussy to die for - Liar! You wouldn't die for it at all.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Cannot accomodate, Cannot travel. In prison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Legal action will be taken/ Sydney University".......copy and paste profile, you'll get copy and paste messages too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional...ive got a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saiposexual....i like big words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's one not to miss, treat her right and she'll make your dreams come true...."

Awesome.... just park the Ferrari in the garage then as I'll be away in Barbados

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He left me aching - got cramp in the hamstring...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Looking for likeminded people - ie anyone who wants sex

Looking to try new things - is you make a suggestion and I'll do it, if it gets me sex

Been here before - ie wife found out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun time girl

Desperate to get out the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak my mind/ don't take no crap - often d*unk at clubs

Discrete - likes to let you know they enjoy looking at separate bits of data

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stunning - bit of a moose

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Love giving oral - I can't get it up in real life

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By *bsolute LibertinesCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Talented with tongue...

Will do what worked once before and not tune in to what the signals are...and just keep going...and going

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I like to spend hours and hours giving oral - I'm really rather boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the heads up guys *runs of to re write profile*

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By *inkySlinkyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ask me anything - I don't know what write

here

Sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a daddy all meets go through him....slutgirl aged 18

Get a fuckin grip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% Straight and not looking for guys - That one time in the hot tub didn't count.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very much in love with each other couple.

So secure we feel we have to write that just in case

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Cannot accomodate, Cannot travel. In prison."

Actually, you are wrong. I'm out on tag now and am restricted due to a curfew. Also, my 8 kids ask gentlemen callers really awkward questions like 'are you my real daddy' and 'are you going to make mummy squeal like the last one'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears.....

Translates to - shit at making a lady cuk so just keep going until she takes it.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Can't seem to get a meet on here" - I've got a crap profile and an entitled attitude

"Looking for some profile advice" - once you've given it I'll ignore it completely and be back in a few weeks time bemoaning my lack of meets again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cannot accomodate, Cannot travel. In prison.

Actually, you are wrong. I'm out on tag now and am restricted due to a curfew. Also, my 8 kids ask gentlemen callers really awkward questions like 'are you my real daddy' and 'are you going to make mummy squeal like the last one'....."

Haha,its good to see humour in the forums...to serious of late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a massive cock - I have a small cock and need to big the little fella up

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"I have a massive cock - I have a small cock and need to big the little fella up"

Errr doesn't "I have a massive cock" translate to "I AM a massive cock" ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a massive cock - I have a small cock and need to big the little fella up

Errr doesn't "I have a massive cock" translate to "I AM a massive cock" ?! "

Could be that too. That's 'I have a massive cock' 2.0

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am 6 inches - really means I am 3.5 inches

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"Cannot accomodate, Cannot travel. In prison.

Actually, you are wrong. I'm out on tag now and am restricted due to a curfew. Also, my 8 kids ask gentlemen callers really awkward questions like 'are you my real daddy' and 'are you going to make mummy squeal like the last one'.....

Haha,its good to see humour in the forums...to serious of late"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Usernames along the lines of "pussypounder", "backdoor destroyer" etc - Parents forgot to set the adult block on their Internet filters

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Tlkin lke dis - I'm really lazy and will put no effort into a meet or conversation as I can't even be arsed to spell properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single"

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

It's just a preference - I can't bring myself to admit im prejudice

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'd welcome advice on my profile - I know perfectly well what's wrong with it but I'm desperate for attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok fab terms and what they really mean...

Not a hardened swinger - I'm after shagging half the site

"
They are saying they are picky not a slag And do not sleep with tom dick or harry just for easy sex .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the life of the party = I'm loud and obnoxious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC and VWE to the front of the queue=ive got a pussy like a wizards sleeve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dom - hipster

Also, Dom - I've seen 50 Shades..."

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Up for anything - I'm not picky with who or what maybe offered, any hole is a goal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Single" "

Ouch....that may explain why single guys are on the outcasts thread

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Posting on the forums that they're going UNLOS in 24 hours - Look at me, look at me, please persuade me to stay (not that I was going anyway)

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Couple looking for bi fems only - the man can't bear the thought of another man having sex with "his woman" but hopes his wife won't mind him shagging another woman after a bit of girl on girl.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

No drama couple - will start having a row so violent within thirty minutes of meeting that you seriously wonder if you should call the police

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Single guy in hotel room now lookin to meet - I am too stingy to pay for a call girl.

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By *eadonistCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ashton under Lyne

"Here for a good time, not a long time" (profile 2 years old)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a town near you

Borderline desperate

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

No Asians or blacks, not racist just a preference - we are deeply racist, assume everyone shares our views and will expound on them at great length five minutes into a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back on Fab after a long break

My swinging partner has swung off fucking somebody else so I'm single again

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I'm in the area, fancy car/outdoor fun?-

1. Too stingy to pay for a hotel

2. Don't want other half to see it on bank/credit card statement

3. I fancy a quick fuck anyone in the area that will have me will do

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Couple looking for bi fems only - the man can't bear the thought of another man having sex with "his woman" but hopes his wife won't mind him shagging another woman after a bit of girl on girl. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posting on the forums that they're going UNLOS in 24 hours - Look at me, look at me, please persuade me to stay (not that I was going anyway)"

Funny that,when i posted that i was leaving my last profile a day before,you said "dont go mate i'll miss you" tut tut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love giving oral - I can't get it up in real life"

Oh shit I'm buster

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Love giving oral - I can't get it up in real life

Oh shit I'm buster "

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Quality over quantity - trying to justify the fact that they've had no meets"

Erh, no lol. I've got that on mine haha

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"No Asians or blacks, not racist just a preference - we are deeply racist, assume everyone shares our views and will expound on them at great length five minutes into a meet. "

Oouuhh lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Saiposexual....i like big words "

This for sure. PMSL

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"BBC and VWE to the front of the queue=ive got a pussy like a wizards sleeve."

Tut tut. That's naughty ha

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

You wont regret it-you will when i turn into a bunny boiler.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi-Friendly - Get me pissed enough

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By *adyLucknGamblersCouple
over a year ago

Harwich / Colchester

Talented with tongue or fingers

... not much in trouser department

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Fwb/fb - on my terms only, I'll pick you up and drop you when I feel like a shag

* This does not apply to all lol *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New to this.... Been on over a year. "

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Non-Pushy" - until you delete my message unread

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Trying to persuade/interest my partner in swinging (on a couple's profile) - they don't know I'm on here and neither does he/she know they are

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"You're gorgeous, stunning and the most beautiful woman on here" - until you reject me - when you turn into whatever vile names I choose to call you

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Not like the others on here-I'm worse but pretending to be good.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respectful and polite - until you decline their offer of a fuck that minute

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Im v selective-my 896 veries within a week say diff,but i hide the summary.

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

#3 Dom - I'm a bedroom bully don't understand the real meaning of the word, but I'm giving it a label

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

NSA - not so available

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Travel a lot with work, looking for playmates when in your area.

Still unemployed so has time on hands to get to most places if you click on the profile. Won't say no to bed and breakfast either, if you'll give him a blowjob to wake him up

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Turned on by personality more than looks -

Is unattractive and knows he's no chance with a stunner. Will remind you often that he doesn't mind you not being a stunner

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Straight - not really but if I put bi or curious it will put off women, I'll whinge about men messaging me but won't block them from doing so

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Looking for regular - I'm not but it sounds good, like I'm not trying to shag everything

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Ok fab terms and what they really mean...

Not a hardened swinger - I'm after shagging half the site

"

only half that doesn't even class you as a part timer you might as well be unlos

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Ok fab terms and what they really mean...

Not a hardened swinger - I'm after shagging half the site

only half that doesn't even class you as a part timer you might as well be unlos "
??

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

1 Veri.

I have only 2 profiles.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

sub

nah you just weak lacking in self respect

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Laid back and or chilled - I have a drink and/or drug problem and will be stoned and/or pissed by the time you get here, that's if I haven't forgotten about the meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabcurious - wants to discus sucking dick but will always chicken out. Closely related to the fabstraight.

Also see :- closet case, terminal closet case and homoscardeycat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GSOH - boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respectful - polite to what I want to hump until polite refusal causes RAGE!

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Local - at least 50 miles away, minimum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had me cumming in minutes - gives shit head, I had to fake.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Great profile-I want a fuck

Love your pics-I want a fuck

Would love to chat-I want a fuck

How's you-I want a fuck

Hi-I want a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open minded - willing to say anything

Always smell amazing - smells like cheap Russian sex slave brothel

Generous in bed - lier

Kinky - once read or saw 50 shades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the rare

'Life style domme'

She's gonna charge ya loads, but it's not prostitution it's a 'tribute' so it's not sleazy or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great profile-I want a fuck

Love your pics-I want a fuck

Would love to chat-I want a fuck

How's you-I want a fuck

Hi-I want a fuck

"

FAF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe sex only --------- bullshit you'll stick it in anything with or that once had a pulse au natural or in a baggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appreciation thread for ---- creep/desperado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a really nice guy. Maybe you could give me a try.

No sorry my preference is black.

Well I dnt want any blacks leftovers.

Really nice guy hey

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By *ustalittleKinkWoman
over a year ago

in the shadows

[Removed by poster at 03/08/17 08:35:29]

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By *ustalittleKinkWoman
over a year ago

in the shadows


""Love to give oral " - I will lick you for 30.7 seconds but you can suck my cock all night "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mature for my age - My mum says I am...

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Same room swinging

The O2 arena.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't meet bi males - doesn't know her partner does most nights on the way home from work

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Separate room swinging - can't stand to see OH with anyone else

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Meet separately or together

Divorced 10 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young for my age- just had hip replacement YAAAAY

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Won't meet bi males - doesn't know her partner does most nights on the way home from work "

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Pics on request - I'll send a cock/pussy one, can't have any public ones, I may get caught

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Will fill in later - I can't be arsed, isn't this instashag? I'll be knee deep in clunge within two days

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

'Hey' - can't be bothered saying hello or good morning and thinking it's cool.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Prefer to meet alone.

Warders allways present.

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Looking for someone special - I'm really needy and will cling like a limpet

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over a year ago

Won't meet smokers - unless I think they might smoke my cock

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Won't meet smokers - unless I think they might smoke my cock "
fuck dude that sounds painful?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't resist true story from memory;

On fabswingers;

- Hi, gay couple here, looking for third!

- hi, couldn't help notice it says won't meet smokers on your profile and I smoke, it does say on mine.

- we don't meet stokie chavs either! (Block button pressed to prevent witty reply)

On fabguys;

- hi, gay couple here, looking for a third!

- I still smoke, I'm still a stokie, I'm freshly shaven all over, horny and feeling very submissive today, aaaaand a bit chavy. (Block button pressed as I know it will cause fury)

On Grindr;

- Hi, gay couple here, looking for a third!

- see this? All this? Gorgeous isn't it? But it smokes and it's a stokie chav, so you got fuck all chance with getting a touch, I give amazing oral, I will take anal all night, but you ain't ever gonna find out first hand. Now stop messaging me on different sites you stuck up ignorant creweite chip eating nonces, I know neither of you are any good in bed because you need a third. (Block button pressed or as in this case I like to call it the 'rage engage button')

I am adorable

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Can't resist true story from memory;

On fabswingers;

- Hi, gay couple here, looking for third!

- hi, couldn't help notice it says won't meet smokers on your profile and I smoke, it does say on mine.

- we don't meet stokie chavs either! (Block button pressed to prevent witty reply)

On fabguys;

- hi, gay couple here, looking for a third!

- I still smoke, I'm still a stokie, I'm freshly shaven all over, horny and feeling very submissive today, aaaaand a bit chavy. (Block button pressed as I know it will cause fury)

On Grindr;

- Hi, gay couple here, looking for a third!

- see this? All this? Gorgeous isn't it? But it smokes and it's a stokie chav, so you got fuck all chance with getting a touch, I give amazing oral, I will take anal all night, but you ain't ever gonna find out first hand. Now stop messaging me on different sites you stuck up ignorant creweite chip eating nonces, I know neither of you are any good in bed because you need a third. (Block button pressed or as in this case I like to call it the 'rage engage button')

I am adorable "
oh that's good lol, their loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single straight guy - sodomite on fourth marriage.

Clean - given it a scrub but I don't know what this green discharge is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for someone special - I'm really needy and will cling like a limpet"

;-) not always a bad thing especially when they sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't resist true story from memory;

On fabswingers;

- Hi, gay couple here, looking for third!

- hi, couldn't help notice it says won't meet smokers on your profile and I smoke, it does say on mine.

- we don't meet stokie chavs either! (Block button pressed to prevent witty reply)

On fabguys;

- hi, gay couple here, looking for a third!

- I still smoke, I'm still a stokie, I'm freshly shaven all over, horny and feeling very submissive today, aaaaand a bit chavy. (Block button pressed as I know it will cause fury)

On Grindr;

- Hi, gay couple here, looking for a third!

- see this? All this? Gorgeous isn't it? But it smokes and it's a stokie chav, so you got fuck all chance with getting a touch, I give amazing oral, I will take anal all night, but you ain't ever gonna find out first hand. Now stop messaging me on different sites you stuck up ignorant creweite chip eating nonces, I know neither of you are any good in bed because you need a third. (Block button pressed or as in this case I like to call it the 'rage engage button')

I am adorable oh that's good lol, their loss"

As I delete and make profiles as my whims and relationships change, like now it's just forum because I'm all loved up, they constantly try it on, not realising it's the same guy. The really funny thing is, I'm sure it was one of them approached me in millionaires in Hanley and looked gutted when I went 'MEH' about faced and flounced off.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Open minded.

Brain AWOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full time yummy mummy - unemployed slut cum bucket that pumps out babies for benefits.

I got my stab vest on

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

10" - 4 1/2, and that's exaggerated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sensitive and understanding - emo over no one wanting to suck my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mess her around and you'll answer to us - had a few sherries before writing verification, last had a fight at prep school and ended up with head down toilet and trousers up a tree.

Bullied at secondary school.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

BBW, available daytimes, into retro sports wear.loves gifts! = Unemployable overweight benefit scrounger wearing the same "Tommy Hillfinger" track suit she bought in 1997, and she expects you to pay for it.

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Hi hwz u - so lazy I can't even be bothered to send a fancy a fuck message, way too many words

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over a year ago

Socials first = very needy

Not here to shag the whole site = I think I'm better than you

Couple looking for single female only = hubby would get jealous of me with another guy

Love clubs = I get pissed and have a quick fumble at 2am

Not sure what we want = we will never swing

Fill in later = single guy

Love the social side = we have no friends outside of swinging

Big cocks only = I'm boring in bed just pound me

Gym fit = we love ourselves

Professional = No dole scum please

420 friendly = unreliable

Only meet in clubs = I'm paid to lure you to the club, once there I'll ignore you

Separate room only = we have issues

Bi curious = straight but hubby wants to see me with a girl

Only here for the forums = can't find another site where as a lady I get so much agreement

Genuine = timewaster

Mature = really over 60 but lie about our age

Fabulous = Obese

We have a life outside of fab = we are not as sad as you who are on here all the time

Won't meet at the drop of a hat = you need to give us your full attention for weeks

KIK message us = we can talk dirty but never meet

All fact

All experienced

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

^^genius!

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Socials first = very needy

Not here to shag the whole site = I think I'm better than you

Couple looking for single female only = hubby would get jealous of me with another guy

Love clubs = I get pissed and have a quick fumble at 2am

Not sure what we want = we will never swing

Fill in later = single guy

Love the social side = we have no friends outside of swinging

Big cocks only = I'm boring in bed just pound me

Gym fit = we love ourselves

Professional = No dole scum please

420 friendly = unreliable

Only meet in clubs = I'm paid to lure you to the club, once there I'll ignore you

Separate room only = we have issues

Bi curious = straight but hubby wants to see me with a girl

Only here for the forums = can't find another site where as a lady I get so much agreement

Genuine = timewaster

Mature = really over 60 but lie about our age

Fabulous = Obese

We have a life outside of fab = we are not as sad as you who are on here all the time

Won't meet at the drop of a hat = you need to give us your full attention for weeks

KIK message us = we can talk dirty but never meet

All fact

All experienced

"
thanks for sharing awesome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our pleasure, sure there is more, get back to you x

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Our pleasure, sure there is more, get back to you x"
please do, it's about time we had some fun on the forums, all too angry or serious of late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't shag half the site...... just most of it

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Our pleasure, sure there is more, get back to you xplease do, it's about time we had some fun on the forums, all too angry or serious of late"

Friday night last night anyone ever heard of V for vendetta

yeah were good

which roughly translates in to expect me to be taking free shots every time a opportunity presents its self

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Our pleasure, sure there is more, get back to you xplease do, it's about time we had some fun on the forums, all too angry or serious of late"

They weren't joking.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Our pleasure, sure there is more, get back to you xplease do, it's about time we had some fun on the forums, all too angry or serious of late

They weren't joking. "

no glen they weren't until they got pulled up on it

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Our pleasure, sure there is more, get back to you xplease do, it's about time we had some fun on the forums, all too angry or serious of late

They weren't joking.

no Clem they weren't until they got pulled up on it "

Fify.

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Our pleasure, sure there is more, get back to you xplease do, it's about time we had some fun on the forums, all too angry or serious of late

They weren't joking.

no Clem they weren't until they got pulled up on it

Fify. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butt hurt and a bit stalky- kinda loser changes his location to try to rile some one he looked silly arguing with in a forum

Love the compliment honey bunny

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"Butt hurt and a bit stalky- kinda loser changes his location to try to rile some one he looked silly arguing with in a forum

Love the compliment honey bunny "
X

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Will fill in later - I can't be arsed, isn't this instashag? I'll be knee deep in clunge within two days"

Clunge you know. Who uses that word. I'm sure I heard one of the Inbetweeners using us. That's jokes

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Socials first = very needy

Not here to shag the whole site = I think I'm better than you

Couple looking for single female only = hubby would get jealous of me with another guy

Love clubs = I get pissed and have a quick fumble at 2am

Not sure what we want = we will never swing

Fill in later = single guy

Love the social side = we have no friends outside of swinging

Big cocks only = I'm boring in bed just pound me

Gym fit = we love ourselves

Professional = No dole scum please

420 friendly = unreliable

Only meet in clubs = I'm paid to lure you to the club, once there I'll ignore you

Separate room only = we have issues

Bi curious = straight but hubby wants to see me with a girl

Only here for the forums = can't find another site where as a lady I get so much agreement

Genuine = timewaster

Mature = really over 60 but lie about our age

Fabulous = Obese

We have a life outside of fab = we are not as sad as you who are on here all the time

Won't meet at the drop of a hat = you need to give us your full attention for weeks

KIK message us = we can talk dirty but never meet

All fact

All experienced

"

Tut. Some of them are naughty lol. Shame on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *LUKCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

"It's not very polite"

Somebody, anybody, please reply to the 200 one liner emails I send daily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice guy will definitely meet again = we were bored/horny and none of our friends were free

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


""It's not very polite"

Somebody, anybody, please reply to the 200 one liner emails I send daily."
only 200??

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Playing status swap - not really, just feel like putting pure filth up

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A friend recommended I try Fab -

Friend is sick of women walking away when he's saddled with this social no-hoper.

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Not too far from you - 100+ miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whites only = racist

British only = racist

Hot wife = married him for money

Bi curious single guy = no women are showing interest so I've decided to widen my net

Partner always comes with me = it's a couples profile really but I crave the attention

Not meeting at the moment = maybe I will if you jump through enough hoops

BBC only = I really should have married a black guy

Wink if interested = we will wink back and then nothing more

Profile advice = but I won't take any notice

You're gorgeous = I need a f&ck you'll do

BBW lover = I'm hedging my bets

We are on a break = something bad happened whilst swinging

Some of these may not be true....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Totally open minded - except for my pet subjects, where you'll see how bigoted I can be. Sexually - I expect you to perform however and whatever I fancy.

Looking for a fb to visit clubs with - bit skint atm and not paying single bloke prices plus I can shag you if no one else fancies me.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Has a pair of tits to die for - yeah right like you'll die for tits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been on fab before so know how it works

I had to leave for a bit cus I done to ppl what I don't want done to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean shaven

Body like a bear with a shaven patch the size of a postage stamp.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Looking for new friends = shag owt that moves

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Fncy a fk, iz gt a bg ck!"

Thinks text talk is somehow cool and shows intelligence.

"Check out my sky remote"

Virgin media are taking legal action against me for improper use of their remotes

"I wont say what happend but.."

Now read the 4 paragraph breakdown on what happend blow for blow

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Looking for regular and exclusive - I can f*ck half the site but you cant

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read my verifications

I’ve had sex, honest

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Verified on a previous profile.. Years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bump"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey bb u wanna suk me? - Good morning, I hope you are well today. I have read your profile very carefully to check that I am your type and I have put a great deal of thought and effort into this missive. Please find attached several photographs of my genitalia which I am sure is exactly what you wanted to see.

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By *sGivesWood OP   Woman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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