FabSwingers.com forum: Fancy a game of Mornington Crescent?

By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

As we're on Fab, we're using the Deviant 3rd edition rulebook, you can use handcuffs where necessary and boobs are only allowed twice.

Feel free to explain your moves if you want, as it's the first of the month I'll start with Oxford Circus.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No idea what you are talking about

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Aldgate East, since I'm wearing a collar.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"As we're on Fab, we're using the Deviant 3rd edition rulebook, you can use handcuffs where necessary and boobs are only allowed twice.

Feel free to explain your moves if you want, as it's the first of the month I'll start with Oxford Circus."

I listen to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue on Radio 4 and when they play Mornington Crescent, I must admit I'm totally baffled by it

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"No idea what you are talking about"

Just watch a few rounds, it'll all become completely obvious. That's how most of us learned it.

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"As we're on Fab, we're using the Deviant 3rd edition rulebook, you can use handcuffs where necessary and boobs are only allowed twice.

Feel free to explain your moves if you want, as it's the first of the month I'll start with Oxford Circus.

I listen to I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue on Radio 4 and when they play Mornington Crescent, I must admit I'm totally baffled by it

Don't worry, you'll pick it up, it's quite a simple game really.

I'm cutting diagonally across to Green Park

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By *randMrsPCouple
over a year ago

Nr Salisbury

High Barnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cutting diagonally across to Green Park"

Ooh that's a sneaky move! I didn't see that coming.

Well that kind of boxes me into a corner doesn't it? Using the Fairbrother formula I think the only logical move is Latimer Road?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cutting diagonally across to Green Park

Ooh that's a sneaky move! I didn't see that coming.

Well that kind of boxes me into a corner doesn't it? Using the Fairbrother formula I think the only logical move is Latimer Road?"

Or, well done person above, High Barnet! I didn't think of that!!

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Yes, if we'd have been using the second edition rules that wouldn't even be allowed!

I'm invoking the BDSM scenario and moving to Liverpool Street

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Well if Fairbrothers is invoked then the logical move is Cockfosters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting! Under the S&M variation (allowing for some barebacking obviously) - Chancery Lane?

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By *randMrsPCouple
over a year ago

Nr Salisbury

"Well if Fairbrothers is invoked then the logical move is Cockfosters

Only one choice after that, Mudchute.

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Wow, this is a pacey game, some real shooting from the hip play going on.

I know it's a bit kinky, but I'm going to say Princess Anne's fetish and go to Horseguards Parade

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By *randMrsPCouple
over a year ago

Nr Salisbury

"Wow, this is a pacey game, some real shooting from the hip play going on.

I know it's a bit kinky, but I'm going to say Princess Anne's fetish and go to Horseguards Parade"

Fine sir, I shall see your Horseguards Parade with a wildcard Roding Valley. On a triple score.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow, this is a pacey game, some real shooting from the hip play going on.

I know it's a bit kinky, but I'm going to say Princess Anne's fetish and go to Horseguards Parade

Fine sir, I shall see your Horseguards Parade with a wildcard Roding Valley. On a triple score.

Which means I have to play Heathrow Terminals 1,2 & 3 as my Joker.

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

That fucking Piccadilly line gets right on my wick with its little loop around Heathrow.

Hammersmith, using the four square injunction

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By *randMrsPCouple
over a year ago

Nr Salisbury

"That fucking Piccadilly line gets right on my wick with its little loop around Heathrow.

Hammersmith, using the four square injunction

Well played. Stuck with Customs House, via South Quays.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Er...bethnal green?

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Er...bethnal green?"

Hang on, it's fucking amateur night.

oooh, you might be on to something there...

Knightsbridge

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Knightsbridge"

Ah - opens me up nicely to for a crafty Bank

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Pops over to st pauls

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Regents park

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Regents park

Nice move, but you know that it puts you in Pike, and under Deviants rule that means the leather shorts with the arse cut out. Going to have to be very careful on your next move now!

Safety play here (we are not amused!) - Victoria

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Quietly slipping over to Hornchurch...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Regents park

Nice move, but you know that it puts you in Pike, and under Deviants rule that means the leather shorts with the arse cut out. Going to have to be very careful on your next move now!

Safety play here (we are not amused!) - Victoria"
westminster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was *almost* fooled into shouting 'Mornington Crescent' then .. very sly of you! But, of course, as we're playing under the Deviant 3rd Edition rulebook, byelaw 4.6.ii (revised) obviously makes that a prohibited move!

So - Holland Park?

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Holland Park after Regent's Park was played a few moves earlier, what kind of maverick are you?

South Kensington, but on the Circle line

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

South Kensington, but on the Circle line

Filthy pervert! Well in that case, I'm putting my knickers back on, and switching up to Morden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to make sure I'm not going to end up in nip - Pimlico.

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By *eneathTheDiamondSkyWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

South Kensington, but on the Circle line

Filthy pervert! Well in that case, I'm putting my knickers back on, and switching up to Morden."

Very sneaky. Under the 2011 revised rules (deviation 7) I'm going to say Temple.

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Wow, this is tough. Thank goodness we're not playing on the double-level board.

I'm continuing the Park strategy - Park Royal. Can I do that on alternate nids?

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"I'm continuing the Park strategy - Park Royal. Can I do that on alternate nids?"

Park Royal is so risky when you're not allowed to use a safe word. I'll be gentle, but just this once.

A quick slip round to Baker Street.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

In that case I'll have to go to Shepherd's Bush

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Acton Town! Bam!

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

Sorry everyone, I know this won't be a popular move, but I have to play Limehouse. Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Sorry everyone, I know this won't be a popular move, but I have to play Limehouse. Sorry!"

I'll simply put a shorter skirt on and head to Charing Cross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balham, of course!

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By *eneathTheDiamondSkyWoman
over a year ago

East Anglia

Tighten the nipple clamps as we head for Redbridge.

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By *dam1971 OP Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Tighten the nipple clamps as we head for Redbridge. "

ooh, you're good! That means I have to miss a turn

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By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham

As it's the 1st of the month, I believe that allows me to invoke Rule 58 subsection 9 paragraph 2, which gets me to St. Johns Wood.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman
over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"As it's the 1st of the month, I believe that allows me to invoke Rule 58 subsection 9 paragraph 2, which gets me to St. Johns Wood. "
Oooh! Crafty move! Forces me into a diagonal deviation - Camden Town

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By *randMrsPCouple
over a year ago

Nr Salisbury

"As it's the 1st of the month, I believe that allows me to invoke Rule 58 subsection 9 paragraph 2, which gets me to St. Johns Wood. "

Pubes or no pubes, Blackfriars.

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By *randMrsPCouple
over a year ago

Nr Salisbury

"As it's the 1st of the month, I believe that allows me to invoke Rule 58 subsection 9 paragraph 2, which gets me to St. Johns Wood. Oooh! Crafty move! Forces me into a diagonal deviation - Camden Town "

Bitch, Camden was my next move.