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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

and children do not mix

on my furniture, carpet, sofa, dvds all over her clothes and in her hair!!! Nightmare

i was doing the dishes in the kitchen. I really do need eyes in the back of my head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aaawwww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beats paint on the walls or stuff glued to the dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"aaawwww bless "

trying to get it out of her hair was a right pain in the bum... 1/4 bottle of shampoo later lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"aaawwww bless

trying to get it out of her hair was a right pain in the bum... 1/4 bottle of shampoo later lol"
am sure someone said that about something else, erm, cant remember what it was though,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"aaawwww bless

trying to get it out of her hair was a right pain in the bum... 1/4 bottle of shampoo later lolam sure someone said that about something else, erm, cant remember what it was though, "

lol ozzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aand you know what, its does not matter how much of it she has wasted, you will still never run out of it!

Sudocrem never, ever ends, i am still using a tub of it that came off the Ark.

has anyone ever got to the bottom of a tub? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had mine nicked off me by customs, think the old bat had chapped lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had mine nicked off me by customs, think the old bat had chapped lips. "

you can borrow mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter once covered herself from head to toe in the stuff.....her hair was pure white..... absolute nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse: Vaseline and talcum powder!

To this day I don't know how my daughter managed to cover herself in Vaseline and talc in a minute!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My daughter once covered herself from head to toe in the stuff.....her hair was pure white..... absolute nightmare"

her hair is no longer white, however it feels yukky..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be worse: Vaseline and talcum powder!

To this day I don't know how my daughter managed to cover herself in Vaseline and talc in a minute! "

Now that does sound like a disaster!! How long did it take you to clean up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be worse: Vaseline and talcum powder!

To this day I don't know how my daughter managed to cover herself in Vaseline and talc in a minute!

Now that does sound like a disaster!! How long did it take you to clean up?"

couldnt get it out her hair.... it took a few days of using medicated shampoo to get it out her hair.... oh and a hair cut.....i now hate the stuff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My daughter once covered herself from head to toe in the stuff.....her hair was pure white..... absolute nightmare

her hair is no longer white, however it feels yukky.. "
Try some wetwipes on it, got oil on a t-shirt once and they lifted that off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My daughter once covered herself from head to toe in the stuff.....her hair was pure white..... absolute nightmare

her hair is no longer white, however it feels yukky.. Try some wetwipes on it, got oil on a t-shirt once and they lifted that off."

medicated shampoo is what i got told to use by health visitor and doc ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When our youngest was a nipper he used to watch me groom our dog.

One day we caught him doing it himself, but he was brushing our pooch with a shoe brush which had black polish on it.

So our brown and white terrier became black, brown and white.

We've had the usual toast and biscuits in the video recorder like most people I'm sure, but our boys have always played outside so most of the mess and mayhem was made outdoors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when my daughter was 2 somehow she got a tin of paint that was stored on a high shelf in the bathroom, we had just been decorating her bedroom, she carried on painting her new duvet and curtains and all the way down the stairs, when i caught her she looked up and smiled " im helping" she proudly said, i couldnt be cross!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

There is something that for the life of me I can't remember the name of that works magic on things like this.

When my two were little the eldest used baby oil to make the youngest hair shiny and gel like...couldn't get it out at all...then a friend gave me this little bottle that was used for other things and it worked first time to get it out.

If I remember the name I will be back !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be worse: Vaseline and talcum powder!

To this day I don't know how my daughter managed to cover herself in Vaseline and talc in a minute!

Now that does sound like a disaster!! How long did it take you to clean up?"

Sassy hun, my daughter was about 10 months...she's now 28! Some of us old folks can't remember yesterday let alone that far back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have the majority of it out,, her hair is back to her Auburn colouring, however it feels a little bit tacky.. needs a few more washes yet

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull


"Aand you know what, its does not matter how much of it she has wasted, you will still never run out of it!

Sudocrem never, ever ends, i am still using a tub of it that came off the Ark.

has anyone ever got to the bottom of a tub? lol "

yes our lass 22 years later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aand you know what, its does not matter how much of it she has wasted, you will still never run out of it!

Sudocrem never, ever ends, i am still using a tub of it that came off the Ark.

has anyone ever got to the bottom of a tub? lol

yes our lass 22 years later"

does it not have a use by date then?

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull


"Aand you know what, its does not matter how much of it she has wasted, you will still never run out of it!

Sudocrem never, ever ends, i am still using a tub of it that came off the Ark.

has anyone ever got to the bottom of a tub? lol

yes our lass 22 years later

does it not have a use by date then?"

dont know pauline just said she still using it 22 years after she got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We've had the usual toast and biscuits in the video recorder like most people I'm sure"

29 years ago when I was pregnant with our first child we bought a Grundig tv and video: cost us a grand. The vcr's remote was attached: this was long before the days of infra red.

Any how my husband said you know, once the baby can crawl the vcr will be full of toys. Our daughter never crawled, started walking at nine months and nearly gave me heart attack!

Came home one afternoon to hear my husband laughing: silly man was sat there watching our daughter feed toys and rusks into the machine. He looked at me with such glee and said "look, look, told you she'd do that!"

He was still smiling when he paid £50 (a lot of money back then) to have it mended...silly sod!

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By *exywheelsCouple
over a year ago

inverness


"and children do not mix

on my furniture, carpet, sofa, dvds all over her clothes and in her hair!!! Nightmare

i was doing the dishes in the kitchen. I really do need eyes in the back of my head lol"

eldest son did this as well took for ever to get it cleaned up

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By *irdickgwenCouple
over a year ago

hull


"

We've had the usual toast and biscuits in the video recorder like most people I'm sure

29 years ago when I was pregnant with our first child we bought a Grundig tv and video: cost us a grand. The vcr's remote was attached: this was long before the days of infra red.

Any how my husband said you know, once the baby can crawl the vcr will be full of toys. Our daughter never crawled, started walking at nine months and nearly gave me heart attack!

Came home one afternoon to hear my husband laughing: silly man was sat there watching our daughter feed toys and rusks into the machine. He looked at me with such glee and said "look, look, told you she'd do that!"

He was still smiling when he paid £50 (a lot of money back then) to have it mended...silly sod! "

just loved the story made me laugh a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is something that for the life of me I can't remember the name of that works magic on things like this.

When my two were little the eldest used baby oil to make the youngest hair shiny and gel like...couldn't get it out at all...then a friend gave me this little bottle that was used for other things and it worked first time to get it out.

If I remember the name I will be back !"

Borax

Is a good hair cleanser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once found my daughter had managed to plaster her bedroom in the contents of a whole tub of sudocrem and then given everything a dusting of talc. Took days to clean it all up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my daughter emptied a whole thing of baby talc got it in her dads pc she wasnt popular. my bed was white as was the carpet but it did smell nice lol.

worst my son did was a new box of rice crispies all over the front room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my daughter emptied a whole thing of baby talc got it in her dads pc she wasnt popular. my bed was white as was the carpet but it did smell nice lol.

worst my son did was a new box of rice crispies all over the front room."

least you can brush those up or hoover them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst mine ever did was to empty a tube of toothpaste onto the carpet trying to find where the stripe came from. They then tried to rub it into the carpet to hide the evidence. Needed a new carpet as I couldn't get it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Wait until they decide to give themsleves a haircut like my daughter did aided by her older brother!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The worst mine ever did was to empty a tube of toothpaste onto the carpet trying to find where the stripe came from. They then tried to rub it into the carpet to hide the evidence. Needed a new carpet as I couldn't get it out. "

least it smelt minty fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst mine ever did was to empty a tube of toothpaste onto the carpet trying to find where the stripe came from. They then tried to rub it into the carpet to hide the evidence. Needed a new carpet as I couldn't get it out.

least it smelt minty fresh "
We all smelt minty fresh for days after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine had a liking for smearing tomato soup over himself whilst eating it ..hair, face..everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter decided that her bedroom needed to smell nice and emptied a full bottle of chanel no 5 all over the place, but she did fill the bottle up with water so i didn't go without lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine had a liking for smearing tomato soup over himself whilst eating it ..hair, face..everywhere "

Yerrr but my son was 23 at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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