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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing" Didnt get that,bit muddled | |||
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing" My ex got his mate to do the man chores and sex was a 4 minute fumble XXX | |||
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing My ex got his mate to do the man chores and sex was a 4 minute fumble XXX" With him or his mate 4 minute fumble  | |||
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing My ex got his mate to do the man chores and sex was a 4 minute fumble XXX With him or his mate 4 minute fumble "With him, his mate was grim! Lol xxx | |||
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing Didnt get that,bit muddled" Glad it wasn't just me  | |||
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 . But you're speaking bad about your sheep? How could you!  | |||
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing" I adore you which is rather bad news for you xxxx | |||
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" . But you're speaking bad about your sheep? How could you! "I not got no sheep | |||
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing Didnt get that,bit muddled" Because it just wasn't funny 
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing" I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense. Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages. Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly. Im such a fucking joke pooper. | |||
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing Didnt get that,bit muddled Because it just wasn't funny
"It was funny. Just not much. I think it got lost in translation. Okay everyone...... rewrite it here. | |||
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense. Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages. Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly. Im such a fucking joke pooper. " Jokes that are a play on words aren't really "ha ha" funny at the best of times. I still had to read it twice to get your explanation. This is christmas cracker level of shite. | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' " Nope sorry still baffled | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' " Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all. | |||
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense. Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages. Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly. Im such a fucking joke pooper. Jokes that are a play on words aren't really "ha ha" funny at the best of times. I still had to read it twice to get your explanation. This is christmas cracker level of shite. " Haha now that was fuckin funny.....or was it? | |||
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense. Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages. Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly. Im such a fucking joke pooper. Jokes that are a play on words aren't really "ha ha" funny at the best of times. I still had to read it twice to get your explanation. This is christmas cracker level of shite. " Fuck me XXX crackers. We sort of have Why was a polar bear upset at the penquin sort of Xmans. | |||
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense. Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages. Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly. Im such a fucking joke pooper. " You don't go with the right men if they to quickly I don't bother with them again | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all. " Because she was a mean spirited fucker. | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all. Because she was a mean spirited fucker." Oh
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"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense. Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages. Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly. Im such a fucking joke pooper. You don't go with the right men if they to quickly I don't bother with them again "Scuse me...... Im explaining your shit joke not describing my sex life. | |||
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"South park was right... women need men for two things; sperm and to write jokes for them. " And change tyres....im off | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all. Because she was a mean spirited fucker. Oh
Why did he marry her then? "She paid the t.v. licence. | |||
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"South park was right... women need men for two things; sperm and to write jokes for them. " Just the sperm | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all. Because she was a mean spirited fucker. Oh
Why did he marry her then? "Money? | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' Nope sorry still baffled" Start a thread about the virtues of beetroot. | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all. Because she was a mean spirited fucker. Oh
Why did he marry her then?
She paid the t.v. licence."Nice reference to another thread. That's way funnier than the OP  | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' Nope sorry still baffled Start a thread about the virtues of beetroot." Ha ha, you're on a roll. Blatantly a man posing as a single woman account  | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' Nope sorry still baffled Start a thread about the virtues of beetroot." Its beetroot wednesday tomorrow | |||
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"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday" Or is that celeriac | |||
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"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday Or is that celeriac" Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar . | |||
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"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday Or is that celeriac Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar ." It was kind of a crap joke, dyslexia or not. How's that armour? | |||
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"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday Or is that celeriac Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar ." Cept it's Tuesday. | |||
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"I wanted to be a comedian too but everybody kept laughing at me " Doh ......... | |||
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"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday Or is that celeriac Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar . Cept it's Tuesday." And tomorrows vendetta Wednesday . | |||
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"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday Or is that celeriac Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar . Cept it's Tuesday. And tomorrows vendetta Wednesday ." Its not its beetroot wednesday | |||
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"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday Or is that celeriac Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar . Cept it's Tuesday. And tomorrows vendetta Wednesday . Its not its beetroot wednesday" Or it could be wanker Wednesday for some . | |||
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"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday Or is that celeriac Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar . Cept it's Tuesday. And tomorrows vendetta Wednesday . Its not its beetroot wednesday" I would like some nice beetroot recipes please | |||
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"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday Or is that celeriac Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar . Cept it's Tuesday. And tomorrows vendetta Wednesday . Its not its beetroot wednesday Or it could be wanker Wednesday for some ." You must be on about me because i am a wanker,and you are a lovely man | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' Nope sorry still baffled Start a thread about the virtues of beetroot. Ha ha, you're on a roll. Blatantly a man posing as a single woman account " | |||
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"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing' Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all. Because she was a mean spirited fucker. Oh
Why did he marry her then?
She paid the t.v. licence."I just snorted coffee out of my nose! | |||
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