FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest names for songs

By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

A lot of strange people on here (in a good way) but what are some the strangest names for songs or pieces of music that you have come across in your listening?

Constipated Duck - Jeff Beck

Cmon you musical gurus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure how you define strange but a few spring to mind...

Tusk Apparently Mick Flettwoods nickname for his cock

In the Church of the Poisoned Mind... great song surreal image

99 Red Balloons.... bouncy upbeat song about nuclear winter!

I'm not in Love....yet the whole sing is about being in Love..

You want to maybe redefine strange.. ..

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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probably pretty much every song combichrist has done, just listening to 'throat full of glass' right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jet Pilot by System Of A Down....

Wide are the eyes of the horse of a Jet pilot...

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Smack my bitch up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"probably pretty much every song combichrist has done, just listening to 'throat full of glass' right now."

Or everysong rob zombie has done

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

ketchup song by las ketchup

This one just for fun rubber ducky song by bert and Ernie x

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"probably pretty much every song combichrist has done, just listening to 'throat full of glass' right now.

Or everysong rob zombie has done"

lol, maybe.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly- Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds of Then - GANGgajang

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

The outhere brothers - I wanna fuck you in the ass

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By *uperunknown1Man
over a year ago

Chichester

Biffy Clyro have had a few songs with strange names, their best though has to be "There's no such thing as a jaggy snake" it's on their third album "Infinity Land"

Other tracks on there include.....

"There's no such man as crasp" & "The kids from kibble and the fist of light"

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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago

Wrexham

I've always found...

NOFX - We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps For Arms and No Eyebrows

to be quite amusing.

Lemon Demon - Word Disassociation

https://youtu.be/pRisDso99s0

Probably the strangest song I've heard. I used to be able to sing it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stranger in a strange land - Iron Maiden

Don't get any stranger than that

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Michael Caine by Madness was actually about IRA informers and nothing to do with Sir Maurice of Micklewhite

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

A few contenders:

Effervescing Elephant - Syd Barret

Pressed rat and warthog - Cream

Alan's Psychadelic Breakfast - Pink Floyd

and my favourite of all:

You're a Hurricane, I'm a Caravan - World Party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biffy Clyro have had a few songs with strange names, their best though has to be "There's no such thing as a jaggy snake" it's on their third album "Infinity Land"

Other tracks on there include.....

"There's no such man as crasp" & "The kids from kibble and the fist of light""

Do you know where they got their name?

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey - The Beatles (White Album)

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

"A few contenders:

Effervescing Elephant - Syd Barret

Pressed rat and warthog - Cream

Alan's Psychadelic Breakfast - Pink Floyd

and my favourite of all:

You're a Hurricane, I'm a Caravan - World Party."

Good choices!!

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By *anTouchThisCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Ceiling Fan in my Spoon - The Lemonheads

One White Duck / 0^{10} = Nothing At All - Jethro Tull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motherfucker got fucked up by Folk Uke

XXX

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

parade of decapitated midgets... by regurgitate. .

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By *uperunknown1Man
over a year ago

Chichester

"Biffy Clyro have had a few songs with strange names, their best though has to be "There's no such thing as a jaggy snake" it's on their third album "Infinity Land"

Other tracks on there include.....

"There's no such man as crasp" & "The kids from kibble and the fist of light"

Do you know where they got their name?"

I seem to remember it being something too do with cliff Richard biro pens. Cliffy biros, which then evolved into biffy clyro. I read that a few years ago I think.

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

The Duke of Edinburgh's Lettuce by The Move.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Biffy Clyro have had a few songs with strange names, their best though has to be "There's no such thing as a jaggy snake" it's on their third album "Infinity Land"

Other tracks on there include.....

"There's no such man as crasp" & "The kids from kibble and the fist of light"

Do you know where they got their name?

I seem to remember it being something too do with cliff Richard biro pens. Cliffy biros, which then evolved into biffy clyro. I read that a few years ago I think. "

There are more versions of how Biffy got their name than I've had hot dinners - think they've admitted they make up the most ludicrous reasons to brighten interviews

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

I Wish I Had A Rocket Launcher by Bruce Cockbrun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Saw An X-Ray Of A Girl Passing Gas – The Butthole Surfers

A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - The Bloodhound Gang

Every Time I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You - The Ramones

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

"I Saw An X-Ray Of A Girl Passing Gas – The Butthole Surfers

A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying - The Bloodhound Gang

Every Time I Eat Vegetables It Makes Me Think Of You - The Ramones"

Top posting!

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Beware Of the Flowers (Cause I'm Sure They're Going To Get You Yeh!)- John Otway

Rufus Is A Tit Man - Loudon Wainwright III

Song From Under the Floorboards - Magazine

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

I suppose I will have to chuck in...

Boris The Spider by The Who

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

(I Want to Be An) Anglepoise Lamp - The Soft Boys

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

The Mumble Rumble And The Cocktail Rock by Ian Dury (alias Kilburn & The High Roads)

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Let's Loot The Supermarket Again Like We Did Last Summer - Mike Farren

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

They Caught The Devil And Put Him In Jail in Eudora, Arkansas by Tony Joe White

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

The Most Exhaulted Potentate Of Love - The Cramps

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

René and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After The War by Paul Simon

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Warrior In Woolworths - Xray Spex

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

Turkish Tram Conductor Blues by The Move

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Telephone Call From Istanbul - Tom Waits

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

(Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup) You're Sitting On The Chicken by Ian Dury & The Blockheads

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

The Milkman Of Human Kindness - Billy Bragg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yellow submarine

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

"The Milkman Of Human Kindness - Billy Bragg"

He had a good line in a song which went something like "how can you lie there and think of England when you don't even know who's in the team"

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Bella Lugosi's Dead - Bauhaus

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

Tripe Face Boogie by Little Feat

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

I'm In Love With The Girl On The Manchester Virgin Megastore Check-out Desk - Freshies

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

That current Feels dity.

Katy Pissflaps sounds like she's singing about catching fish

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

Harry's Circumcision (Reverie Gone Astray) by Lou Reed...

When it reaches 50 replies I am off to bed, Bulldog

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://youtu.be/Xaw0oDqDFlY pretzel logic steely dan

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

michael booth's talking bum - splodgenessabounds

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

One final song...

Sex With Your Parents (Motherfucker) Part 2 by Lou Reed

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

well I guess I'll have the last word lol

(I'm Stuck In a Pagoda With) Tricia Toyota - The Dickies

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman - The Tubes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=01wcSv7w66Q

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

"well I guess I'll have the last word lol

(I'm Stuck In a Pagoda With) Tricia Toyota - The Dickies"

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

niall quinn's disco pants - A Love Supreme

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

You Can Make Me Dance, Sing Or Anything (Even Take The Dog For A Walk, Mend A Fuse, Fold Away The Ironing Board, Or Any Other Domestic Short Comings) by The Faces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued - Fall Out Boy

Lying Is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At The Disco

The Black Hawk War,or How To Demolish An Entire Civilization And Still Feel Good About Yourself In The Morning,or We Apologize For The Inconvenience But You’re Going To Have To Leave Now, or I Have Fought The Big Knives And Will Continue To Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands! - Sufjan Stevens

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

This film's shit let's slash the seats - David holmes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fz pseudotimestretch+e+3" - aphex twin

Took Problem Chimp to Ideal Home Show - half man half biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seven screaming diz-busters by Blue Oyster Cult

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Lamb lies down on broadway

I know what i like in your wardrobe

2 genesis gems for you lol

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By *0shades 2000Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Eminem fack...

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

"Lamb lies down on broadway

I know what i like in your wardrobe

2 genesis gems for you lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blizzards,buzzards,bastards by Scissorfight

https://youtu.be/F_vLO6tBRL0

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

Death Cab For Cutie by The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolland the headless Thompson gunner - warren zevon

Mines full of maggots - alien sex fiend

He's a whore - big black

Jesus where's the sugar - Christian death

Creature from the black leather lagoon - the cramps

Writing songs an doing shit - turnpike cruisers

Smash me said the boy with the magic penis - big stick

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By *ohnnybadman666 OP Man
over a year ago

Warrington

"Rolland the headless Thompson gunner - warren zevon

Mines full of maggots - alien sex fiend

He's a whore - big black

Jesus where's the sugar - Christian death

Creature from the black leather lagoon - the cramps

Writing songs an doing shit - turnpike cruisers

Smash me said the boy with the magic penis - big stick

You are welcome again with quality input such as that!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Three Cigarettes in an Ashtray by Patsy Cline - a country & western song about love and betrayal. Check it out OP.

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