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"Gosh it's all a little tetchy on here today innit? Are the planets aligning or something? Dan let's grab a pint, pure and simple. Talk shit over a beer. Good times. | |||
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"Gosh it's all a little tetchy on here today innit? Are the planets aligning or something? Get to know him. | |||
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" Get to know him. " Drink beer and talk manly subjects like petrol garden tools. | |||
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" Get to know him. Drink beer and talk manly subjects like petrol garden tools. " eat his famous chocolate cake | |||
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"Well he will be sloshed so more double vodkas to finish him off Eat PP's Maltesers without him knowing mwahahaha | |||
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"Well he will be sloshed so more double vodkas to finish him off Buy her a drink and hope not to piss her off | |||
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"Well he will be sloshed so more double vodkas to finish him off Drag her into Specssavers... she is seeing people who aint in thread yet!... then give her a big squeezy boobie hug | |||
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"Well he will be sloshed so more double vodkas to finish him off Buy her a drink for pointing out someone's not on the thread | |||
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"Well he will be sloshed so more double vodkas to finish him off Photograph THE bum. | |||
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"Gosh it's all a little tetchy on here today innit? Are the planets aligning or something? Surely the cynic in you realises that it's inevitable "play nicely" won't last | |||
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"Well he will be sloshed so more double vodkas to finish him off Buy a soft drink for Mrs and a soft one for Mr....huge hugs to both of them | |||
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"Well he will be sloshed so more double vodkas to finish him off Take for a round of vodkas and have a sneak peak at her tush as she tries to get on the stool | |||
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"Well he will be sloshed so more double vodkas to finish him off 10 minutes of really good kissing and I'd cop a feel of that peachy bum | |||
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"Well he will be sloshed so more double vodkas to finish him off Belly dancing...naked in a pool full of vodka jelly ...folliwed by a game of monopoly and a cup of tea. | |||
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"Well he will be sloshed so more double vodkas to finish him off Jo...stick my tongue deep....ooops sorry,buy a drink | |||
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"Dash: by the time I'd typed 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch' into my introductory message to him, our time would be up .. " Spend 9 mins discussing the clique or lack of it. Then lots of cuddles | |||
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"Dash: by the time I'd typed 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch' into my introductory message to him, our time would be up .. " Ha ha at least you read my profile | |||
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"Dash: by the time I'd typed 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch' into my introductory message to him, our time would be up .. Ha ha at least you read my profile But you missed a G out near the end | |||
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"Dash: by the time I'd typed 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch' into my introductory message to him, our time would be up .. Ha ha at least you read my profile ferret racing | |||
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"Dash: by the time I'd typed 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch' into my introductory message to him, our time would be up .. Ha ha at least you read my profile Hmmm why that? | |||
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"Dash: by the time I'd typed 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch' into my introductory message to him, our time would be up .. Ha ha at least you read my profile Ha but I copied and pasted it! | |||
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"go to train station and watch people and trains talking about stuff" Share a beer n chat | |||
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"go to train station and watch people and trains talking about stuff" Ditto ... | |||
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"Boil three eggs one after the other then chat for a minute xx" Ask gym advice lol | |||
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"Boil three eggs one after the other then chat for a minute xx Ask gym advice lol" Would be a short conversation as I've never been in one . | |||
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"Take her too A&E to get that crunchie removed No harm came to the crunchie | |||
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"Take her too A&E to get that crunchie removed Ask her to share her bum workouts | |||
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"Take her too A&E to get that crunchie removed talk about how we gingers are the best | |||
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