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5 things found in vagina's

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

no 1

10 year old sex toy

no 2

handcuff keys

no3

pop rocks { anyone wondering what these are there those small sweets that sizzle on your tongue }

no 4

a rolled up poster of Donny Osmond

no 5

a loaded handgun

I have nothing to say other than ladies get your shit together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than a ten year old tampon or condom.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Better than a ten year old tampon or condom."

I though they were biodegradable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no 1

10 year old sex toy

no 2

handcuff keys

no3

pop rocks { anyone wondering what these are there those small sweets that sizzle on your tongue }

no 4

a rolled up poster of Donny Osmond

no 5

a loaded handgun

I have nothing to say other than ladies get your shit together "

The only thing your find in mine is a old man

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"no 1

10 year old sex toy

no 2

handcuff keys

no3

pop rocks { anyone wondering what these are there those small sweets that sizzle on your tongue }

no 4

a rolled up poster of Donny Osmond

no 5

a loaded handgun

I have nothing to say other than ladies get your shit together

The only thing your find in mine is a old man "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a friend who was an A+E doctor,oh the tales she used to tell about things people got stuck up them. (Front and back).

I won't go into too much detail,suffice to say that you wouldn't ever catch me hoovering the stairs nude and lubed up and I will always check that there are no bottles on the floor behind me whenever I reach for something off a high shelf.(again,naked and lubed up).

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I can tell you what you won't find in there is my tallywhacker... Not recently anyway..

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I used to have a friend who was an A+E doctor,oh the tales she used to tell about things people got stuck up them. (Front and back).

I won't go into too much detail,suffice to say that you wouldn't ever catch me hoovering the stairs nude and lubed up and I will always check that there are no bottles on the floor behind me whenever I reach for something off a high shelf.(again,naked and lubed up). "

household appliances have such varied uses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have a friend who was an A+E doctor,oh the tales she used to tell about things people got stuck up them. (Front and back).

I won't go into too much detail,suffice to say that you wouldn't ever catch me hoovering the stairs nude and lubed up and I will always check that there are no bottles on the floor behind me whenever I reach for something off a high shelf.(again,naked and lubed up). "

I remember a report of a vicar who ended up in A&E with a potato up his arse. His explanation was that he was standing on a chair naked decorating the kitchen when he fell off onto the potato!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I can tell you what you won't find in there is my tallywhacker... Not recently anyway.. "

dry spell have you tried match dot com there's a shortage of men on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the space dust thing is fun when going down on a woman and cheaper than champagne, not sure how it would get stuck there unless it was left in the packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a small bust of Napoleon, strange but true. Extracted from within at a london hospital, which was put down to...'whilst dusting (naked!) I slipped onto the bust'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly off topic but there was a doctor who worked A&E in the 70s who persuaded a vacuum cleaner manufacturer to move the fan back in a cylinder cleaner due to the amount of men with damaged bits following drinking sessions at weekends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single male member of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir?

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Slightly off topic but there was a doctor who worked A&E in the 70s who persuaded a vacuum cleaner manufacturer to move the fan back in a cylinder cleaner due to the amount of men with damaged bits following drinking sessions at weekends!"

I nearly spat my tea out when reading that with laughter thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister was a nurse and there was a man on her ward who had had a hairpin stuck down his cock eye. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sister was a nurse and there was a man on her ward who had had a hairpin stuck down his cock eye. XXX"

Eeeeewwww!!

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"How about a small bust of Napoleon, strange but true. Extracted from within at a london hospital, which was put down to...'whilst dusting (naked!) I slipped onto the bust'.

"

I bet they did

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

My friend was a nurse. She told me a woman came into A&E with a large trout up her vagina. She admitted that she took it out of her freezer and it looked so inviting that she decided to masturbate with it. Unfortunately for her, as the warmth of her vag began to thaw the fish, the two side fins by the gills came away from the fish, locking it in position. No matter how hard she tried she could not remove it and so she had to face the indignity of a trip to hospital.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"My sister was a nurse and there was a man on her ward who had had a hairpin stuck down his cock eye. XXX"

eye watering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarked. I'll be checking hers out later.... but I'm scared now

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

A woman I knew many years ago told me about the time she was entertaining herself with a can of hair spray and the lid came off, she had to ring her mum and get her to go round and help retrieve it.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A woman I knew many years ago told me about the time she was entertaining herself with a can of hair spray and the lid came off, she had to ring her mum and get her to go round and help retrieve it."

I just hope the lady wank was worth the embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What some people put in their holes

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"A woman I knew many years ago told me about the time she was entertaining herself with a can of hair spray and the lid came off, she had to ring her mum and get her to go round and help retrieve it."

Everyone knows you keep the lid on the outside

,..... don't they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really shouldn't tell your "subs" to do shit like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many years ago a man presented at A&E with a chair leg stuck up his rectum, initially told staff he'd fallen on the chair, told theatre staff he was using for sexual pleasure surgeon had part of forearm inside to be able to remove chair leg safely.

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By *andsonjohn OP   Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"A woman I knew many years ago told me about the time she was entertaining herself with a can of hair spray and the lid came off, she had to ring her mum and get her to go round and help retrieve it.

Everyone knows you keep the lid on the outside

,..... don't they "

apparently not

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By *ohnnybadman666Man
over a year ago

Warrington

The strangest thing to be found in any vagina has to be Donald Trump surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The strangest thing to be found in any vagina has to be Donald Trump surely."

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By *haverMan
over a year ago

bracknell

My dignity

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