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as you get into a taxi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As you get into a taxi. You see on the floor an open bag full of money. Must be thousands.

Do you?

1 alert the driver

2 say nothing, pay for the journey just down road with money from the bag and leave with the bag.

3 do nothing and say nothing.

4 take the money, but tip the driver a few hundred.. claiming you had a win at casino.

5 leave the bag but take a bit of the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finders keepers losers weepers kid! See you later I'm off on holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should have also added.

6 or something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alert the driver it's probably his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6) assume it's an episode of female fake taxi and she's going to tell me I've been a naughty boy, take me to an industrial estate and suck the life out of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6) assume it's an episode of female fake taxi and she's going to tell me I've been a naughty boy, take me to an industrial estate and suck the life out of me "

Fuck my idea, this is actually much better

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"6) assume it's an episode of female fake taxi and she's going to tell me I've been a naughty boy, take me to an industrial estate and suck the life out of me "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a while

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I'd take it to the police station.

By Christ, I'm dull

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

(6)

Pay taxi with my money.

Take ALL of lost money to a police station to try and be returned to its owner

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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I never seen any bag

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I'd take it to the police station.

By Christ, I'm dull "

No just onist like me.

We'll dun

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By *ot40sCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"I'd take it to the police station.

By Christ, I'm dull

No just onist like me.

We'll dun

"

Well done boys !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id take it to the Cop Shop.I have a worry that dishonesty comes back and bites you on the bum!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Id take it to the Cop Shop.I have a worry that dishonesty comes back and bites you on the bum! "

That makes 3-4 of us now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd take it to the police station.

By Christ, I'm dull "

I did once. Worked in a large retail store, found 3 grand. Rang the police, who took it away. Not even a note of thanks after it was claimed

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

It's best not to think about it, just do the right thing. I came across a cash machine in an arcade once with the huge bunch of keys left in the door and nobody around.

When I found the owner and returned them I think he was too busy panicking to say much of a thank you. Those things hold a couple of grand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"6) assume it's an episode of female fake taxi and she's going to tell me I've been a naughty boy, take me to an industrial estate and suck the life out of me "

good call

Then she wants to take you to pick up her mate and the three of you get it on in the taxi once more...but first to pickup supplies and well after the taxi is a plush hotel room to trash mff party. Fuck the back of the cab all that paper to blow away in the wind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd take it to the police station.

By Christ, I'm dull

I did once. Worked in a large retail store, found 3 grand. Rang the police, who took it away. Not even a note of thanks after it was claimed "

Yeah claimed by the retired police mans fund

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only ever been in a taxi pissed out my head so I'd probably......

throw up in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6. Reroute taxi destination to nearest shopping centre

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Id take it to the Cop Shop.I have a worry that dishonesty comes back and bites you on the bum! "

You'd have to make sure you receive a receipt or it could fund the donut breaks for ever

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"6) assume it's an episode of female fake taxi and she's going to tell me I've been a naughty boy, take me to an industrial estate and suck the life out of me

Fuck my idea, this is actually much better "

Haha in 35 years of being a taxi driver only been tempted twice!!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Wouldn't happen in my taxi, i check every time someone exits, ya know, in case they've puked, pissed, shitted or bogied in the back.....lol..the general public

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't happen in my taxi, i check every time someone exits, ya know, in case they've puked, pissed, shitted or bogied in the back.....lol..the general public "

Shitted? really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to say 2, just so I could say, I do a number two.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Wouldn't happen in my taxi, i check every time someone exits, ya know, in case they've puked, pissed, shitted or bogied in the back.....lol..the general public

Shitted? really"

Aye, people shit themselves, piss themselves, puke up, wipe their drug bogies all over the backs of seats....there really is no end to how disgusting joe public can actually be.....and that's men and women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wouldn't happen in my taxi, i check every time someone exits, ya know, in case they've puked, pissed, shitted or bogied in the back.....lol..the general public

Shitted? really

Aye, people shit themselves, piss themselves, puke up, wipe their drug bogies all over the backs of seats....there really is no end to how disgusting joe public can actually be.....and that's men and women."

Yeah that's one thing about buying a used car...from a single bloke. I haven't found a car yet in purchase, that hasn't had snot bogies wiped in the front underside of drivers seat. Its absolutely rank.

Yeah I'd imagine it can't be nice cleaning up your office after some of that stuff

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