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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm a metal monkey from what other trades have told me i.e. a Scaffolder.

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

Am a joiner, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Plow the women'?

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha good luck with this one. The feminists will be on soon

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a metal monkey from what other trades have told me i.e. a Scaffolder."

Jethro Tull wrote a song for you it's called steel monkeys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes a sparky and a mechanic originally, miles from it now though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Plow the women'?

Good luck. "

You'd be surprised how many women like the idea of being fucked by a tradesman especially if they wear their full gear. I don't wanna wear my harness and lanyard as I fuck though, uncomfortable enough

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm a traveling salesman .. mwah ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha good luck with this one. The feminists will be on soon"

No they won't I score higher than them on the Oppression Olympic. I'm a black, working class young 27 yo of economic migrant immigration from a 3rd World Country.

I have more oppression points and can get more victim points.

I tank all their attacks.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll partake in some tradesmen porn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am a joiner, lol "

Ah you filthy joiner, leaving all your timber all over our clean scaffolds, cutting our boards, tubes and knocking out our scaffold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My skin still crawls at the memory of leering tradesmen in my own home. Three years of declining 'special prices'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll partake in some tradesmen porn "

Oh take your pic. Fancy being manhandled by a scaffer.

Have your pussy plumbed.

Be thrown down by a brickie.

Get your juices charged by a sparkie.

Be mishandled by a joiner.

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester


"Am a joiner, lol

Ah you filthy joiner, leaving all your timber all over our clean scaffolds, cutting our boards, tubes and knocking out our scaffold. "

Oh no go round the corner and see them brickies causing the mess

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I wouldn't mind being nailed by a chippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My skin still crawls at the memory of leering tradesmen in my own home. Three years of declining 'special prices' "

Student girls love wearing next to nothing and posing by the window. One lass was doing it and got caught by her fella and we saw them having a big row.

The cunt stopped her posing by the mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am a joiner, lol

Ah you filthy joiner, leaving all your timber all over our clean scaffolds, cutting our boards, tubes and knocking out our scaffold.

Oh no go round the corner and see them brickies causing the mess "

Oh they are some right dirty cunts. Its fucking horrible when it comes to stripping a house job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't mind being nailed by a chippy"

Chippy? Not heard that one. What trade is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My skin still crawls at the memory of leering tradesmen in my own home. Three years of declining 'special prices'

Student girls love wearing next to nothing and posing by the window. One lass was doing it and got caught by her fella and we saw them having a big row.

The cunt stopped her posing by the mirror. "

This crude recantation is relevant to my post. How ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am a joiner, lol

Ah you filthy joiner, leaving all your timber all over our clean scaffolds, cutting our boards, tubes and knocking out our scaffold.

Oh no go round the corner and see them brickies causing the mess "

That's it blame the Brickies lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always preferred manual workers.

So knock yourselves out fellas.

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By *irkby coupleCouple
over a year ago

Kirkby

Mechanic you trade, just do MOT's now for an easy life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumber here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always preferred manual workers.

So knock yourselves out fellas. "

Oh, fancy some steel erection at your property darling?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Hahaha good luck with this one. The feminists will be on soon"

Why bring feminism into it. A woman isn't a feminist just because she doesn't like certain words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plumber here "

I got a mate doing that now. He's just getting the money together to be fully gas registered. Fuck me, lots of money to get registered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha good luck with this one. The feminists will be on soon

Why bring feminism into it. A woman isn't a feminist just because she doesn't like certain words. "

Tell that to the feminists that have the ear of the government.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I wouldn't mind being nailed by a chippy

Chippy? Not heard that one. What trade is that?"

Carpenter

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Hahaha good luck with this one. The feminists will be on soon

No they won't I score higher than them on the Oppression Olympic. I'm a black, working class young 27 yo of economic migrant immigration from a 3rd World Country.

I have more oppression points and can get more victim points.

I tank all their attacks. "

If a woman voices her opinion, it does not make her a feminist.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Offering exchange of sexual services for tradesman work....is that within Fab rules?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't mind being nailed by a chippy

Chippy? Not heard that one. What trade is that?

Carpenter "

Oh, okay then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha good luck with this one. The feminists will be on soon

No they won't I score higher than them on the Oppression Olympic. I'm a black, working class young 27 yo of economic migrant immigration from a 3rd World Country.

I have more oppression points and can get more victim points.

I tank all their attacks.

If a woman voices her opinion, it does not make her a feminist. "

Yes it does. You hear them screaming, no you filthy patriarchal man. You are mansplaining and are wrong.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I wouldn't mind being nailed by a chippy

Chippy? Not heard that one. What trade is that?"

Not very good at this game then are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offering exchange of sexual services for tradesman work....is that within Fab rules?"

Why not, women love it apparently

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I want a sparky to trip my switch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't mind being nailed by a chippy

Chippy? Not heard that one. What trade is that?

Not very good at this game then are you? "

I've not hear that one before.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Hahaha good luck with this one. The feminists will be on soon

No they won't I score higher than them on the Oppression Olympic. I'm a black, working class young 27 yo of economic migrant immigration from a 3rd World Country.

I have more oppression points and can get more victim points.

I tank all their attacks.

If a woman voices her opinion, it does not make her a feminist.

Yes it does. You hear them screaming, no you filthy patriarchal man. You are mansplaining and are wrong. "

Well , they'd be right, but it still doesn't make them feminists.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want a sparky to trip my switch "

I got a mate for that socket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha good luck with this one. The feminists will be on soon

No they won't I score higher than them on the Oppression Olympic. I'm a black, working class young 27 yo of economic migrant immigration from a 3rd World Country.

I have more oppression points and can get more victim points.

I tank all their attacks.

If a woman voices her opinion, it does not make her a feminist.

Yes it does. You hear them screaming, no you filthy patriarchal man. You are mansplaining and are wrong. "

Bad move, very bad move

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I want a tree feller that smells of sawdust and sweat.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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And a plumber to fill my holes with silicone whilst he greases my nipples and plunges my drain hole

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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If there is a plasterer he can skim the fuck out of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And a plumber to fill my holes with silicone whilst he greases my nipples and plunges my drain hole"

I think that will cost you a lot.

Maybe some repeat visits

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Drill my holes with your 8inch bit

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If there is a plasterer he can skim the fuck out of me"

Why don't you just get one of those home improvement gangs in and fuck the lot of them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a man with a physical job

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If there is a plasterer he can skim the fuck out of me

Why don't you just get one of those home improvement gangs in and fuck the lot of them ?"

Fuck my holes sos

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Trademen are crass. I once had a new kitchen fitted whilst on holiday. Upon my return I discovered my expensive Janet Reger lingerie that was on a hanger behind the bathroom door covered in black finger marks....yuk I didn't wear it again!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Personally I find more woman around my age (27) looking down on lads in manual labour jobs and see lads in suits and ties as better since we're all outside working in the dirt.

However I find this to be the opposite in women over the age of their mid 30's.

Anyone else see this?

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

I also do garden work too, so if there is any ladies want there grass cut or bushes trimming let me know

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If there is a plasterer he can skim the fuck out of me

Why don't you just get one of those home improvement gangs in and fuck the lot of them ?

Fuck my holes sos"

60 minute fuck over.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Personally I find more woman around my age (27) looking down on lads in manual labour jobs and see lads in suits and ties as better since we're all outside working in the dirt.

However I find this to be the opposite in women over the age of their mid 30's.

Anyone else see this?

"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally I find more woman around my age (27) looking down on lads in manual labour jobs and see lads in suits and ties as better since we're all outside working in the dirt.

However I find this to be the opposite in women over the age of their mid 30's.

Anyone else see this?

Yes. "

Any insight into this?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Where do I start. Engineer mechanic landlord. I need to cut back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally I find more woman around my age (27) looking down on lads in manual labour jobs and see lads in suits and ties as better since we're all outside working in the dirt.

However I find this to be the opposite in women over the age of their mid 30's.

Anyone else see this?

"

Can't say I've noticed this. Maybe more to do with your own thoughts and your social circle?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Personally I find more woman around my age (27) looking down on lads in manual labour jobs and see lads in suits and ties as better since we're all outside working in the dirt.

However I find this to be the opposite in women over the age of their mid 30's.

Anyone else see this?

Yes.

Any insight into this?"

Yes.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If there is a plasterer he can skim the fuck out of me

Why don't you just get one of those home improvement gangs in and fuck the lot of them ?

Fuck my holes sos

60 minute fuck over. "

Hole improvements

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"If there is a plasterer he can skim the fuck out of me

Why don't you just get one of those home improvement gangs in and fuck the lot of them ?

Fuck my holes sos

60 minute fuck over.

Hole improvements "

Changing Wombs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DIY is more likely though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally I find more woman around my age (27) looking down on lads in manual labour jobs and see lads in suits and ties as better since we're all outside working in the dirt.

However I find this to be the opposite in women over the age of their mid 30's.

Anyone else see this?

Can't say I've noticed this. Maybe more to do with your own thoughts and your social circle?"

I always date outside my circle. I notice when I tell them what I do, they always look disappointed and some even outright aid thats a shit job. Get an office job.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"If there is a plasterer he can skim the fuck out of me

Why don't you just get one of those home improvement gangs in and fuck the lot of them ?

Fuck my holes sos

60 minute fuck over.

Hole improvements

Changing Wombs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Personally I find more woman around my age (27) looking down on lads in manual labour jobs and see lads in suits and ties as better since we're all outside working in the dirt.

However I find this to be the opposite in women over the age of their mid 30's.

Anyone else see this?

Can't say I've noticed this. Maybe more to do with your own thoughts and your social circle?

I always date outside my circle. I notice when I tell them what I do, they always look disappointed and some even outright aid thats a shit job. Get an office job. "

Well the plumbers I know sometimes literally have a shit job. They're well paid for it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tradesmen do it for me, especially if they drive a van!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always preferred manual workers.

So knock yourselves out fellas.

Oh, fancy some steel erection at your property darling?"

You offering?

Kettle on!!! Ding Dong.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I like plumbers putty in my rim hole

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I like plumbers putty in my rim hole"

Almost as much as johnni-bolts in my service entrance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Plow the women'?

Good luck. "

I stand corrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about scalfolders the way they throw themselves off the poles and generally strong .Then in summer they take tops off .

I loved my new room being put on .

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Multi stage pump in my rigid pipe...ooft

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"'Plow the women'?

Good luck.

I stand erected "

Oh hello

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By *uriousduosCouple
over a year ago

St Leonards

Does dog grooming count? I make bitches beautiful

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Plane my architrave

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Screw my back flap

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Somebody pour cement in her keyboard.

She's a workie junkie.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Somebody pour cement in her keyboard.

She's a workie junkie. "

I'm a bit bored now.

These men can't keep up

That's why they are tradesmen, paid to sit around drinking brews and making up shit fantasies.

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester


"Somebody pour cement in her keyboard.

She's a workie junkie.

I'm a bit bored now.

These men can't keep up

That's why they are tradesmen, paid to sit around drinking brews and making up shit fantasies. "

Was busy screwing a foo foo valve back in were all busy on here

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Somebody pour cement in her keyboard.

She's a workie junkie.

I'm a bit bored now.

These men can't keep up

That's why they are tradesmen, paid to sit around drinking brews and making up shit fantasies. "

Did you get your crack polyfilled ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Somebody pour cement in her keyboard.

She's a workie junkie.

I'm a bit bored now.

These men can't keep up

That's why they are tradesmen, paid to sit around drinking brews and making up shit fantasies.

Did you get your crack polyfilled ?"

He used expanding foam. Fucking cowboy.

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By *arrogateboy300Man
over a year ago

harrogate

Pt instructor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pt instructor "

Didn't realise PT instructor's were classed as tradesmen ?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Pt instructor

Didn't realise PT instructor's were classed as tradesmen ?"

They're not he's just showing off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always preferred manual workers.

So knock yourselves out fellas.

Oh, fancy some steel erection at your property darling?

You offering?

Kettle on!!! Ding Dong. "

Just need to take some measurements from your property, bring my gear then start to do the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Something about scalfolders the way they throw themselves off the poles and generally strong .Then in summer they take tops off .

I loved my new room being put on . "

You had me at everything until you said poles. It's Tubes. Wanna piss off a scaffer, say those poles there.

I'm not bothered by tit, the old timers are though.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"'Plow the women'?

Good luck.

You'd be surprised how many women like the idea of being fucked by a tradesman especially if they wear their full gear. I don't wanna wear my harness and lanyard as I fuck though, uncomfortable enough"

You better tie your lanyard to the bedpost just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something about scalfolders the way they throw themselves off the poles and generally strong .Then in summer they take tops off .

I loved my new room being put on .

You had me at everything until you said poles. It's Tubes. Wanna piss off a scaffer, say those poles there.

I'm not bothered by tit, the old timers are though. "

Really lol whoops .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

plow the women are you a farmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am a decorator

would anyone like their back door painted white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plumber here

I got a mate doing that now. He's just getting the money together to be fully gas registered. Fuck me, lots of money to get registered"

.

Tell me about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumber and tiler here.

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

Farmer and own an actual plough with five furrows!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offering exchange of sexual services for tradesman work....is that within Fab rules?

Why not, women love it apparently "

And why not go back to simpler times when we traded things would be no debt that way and could do with a few tradesmen haha got long list of jobs that need doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plasterer and decorator.Ive had plenty of offers trying to chip down the price ..

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By *haremoreMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hahaha good luck with this one. The feminists will be on soon

Why bring feminism into it. A woman isn't a feminist just because she doesn't like certain words. "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickest way to not getting paid = fratinise with customers , not a done thing or good practice so totally against it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something about scalfolders the way they throw themselves off the poles and generally strong .Then in summer they take tops off .

I loved my new room being put on .

You had me at everything until you said poles. It's Tubes. Wanna piss off a scaffer, say those poles there.

I'm not bothered by tit, the old timers are though. "

.

Racist xenophobe pole hater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumber & Htg Engineer

But don't tell Miss Honey!!!!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Id rather have a clean guy in a suit...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No thanks I don't want plowing

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Decorator.. always leaves a nice finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone in here from Milton Keynes that knows about walls?? I need a wall in my kitchen knocking out but all need someone that knows about pipes as want the radiator moved off the wall for it to be knocked down. Radiator doesn't work xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Stone Mason by trade although not as much these days as its a young man's job..

A highly skilled trade..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an IT guy so I can fix people's computers. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hubbys a bricklayer xxx he dose cheap jobs for ? Jobs lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

You bunch of perverts lol......ah well, if you can't beat them....

My paddocks need fertilising....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We genuinely want our kitchen walls taken out

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By *ranki777TV/TS
over a year ago

near Heathrow

Looking for professional gardener with own tools to cut grass, ing & tidy up my slightly overgrown garden... on tight budget tho .. Today or Wednesday this week. Uxbridge/ west Drayton / heathrow area please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they better be paying cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Plow the women'?

Good luck.

You'd be surprised how many women like the idea of being fucked by a tradesman especially if they wear their full gear. I don't wanna wear my harness and lanyard as I fuck though, uncomfortable enough"

Plowing a woman is exclusive to farmers isn't it?

I'm a joiner, I fill holes with my wood nice and neatly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like suits too much.... It's become a fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like suits too much.... It's become a fetish "

You haven't fabbed my suit pic lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry I'm late to the thread but I am a spark so to be expected :p

sadly I work in a very neich area so can't help without house wiring.

and anyone who owns something I can work on definitly isnt skint enough to be offering payment in kind :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photographer and videographer here

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By *orkcouple888Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Mr is a builder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I was a plumber, and porn lies

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By *ranfondoMan
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

I'm a Bicycle Mechanic... with all the tools...

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