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My wizz smells like bacon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What does this mean? Does it mean I eat too much bacon, or is it my body's way of telling me I don't eat enough bacon? I drink plenty of water so dehydration isn’t an issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Means you're wanking too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

means your wierd

but i've already worked that out by your previous posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Means you're wanking too much. "

I only di it 4 times a day now do you really think thats the cause? I hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol...maybe ur sleep walking at nite and shagging the bacon rashers in the fridge....lets not do a fry up at urs eh? hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"means your wierd

but i've already worked that out by your previous posts "

Fancy a nibble on mr porkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natures way of tellin you to keep out of the sty.... For a while at least..;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork swords and all that....don`t worry..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol...maybe ur sleep walking at nite and shagging the bacon rashers in the fridge....lets not do a fry up at urs eh? hehehe"

I hope not i really really do! Might have toast now in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be wrong, but if you sweat and it smells of digestive biscuits, its a sign u could be diabetic,,or is it if everything tastes of digestives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"means your wierd

but i've already worked that out by your previous posts

Fancy a nibble on mr porkie "

i would but

*sigh*

your profile says you wont meet smokers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"means your wierd

but i've already worked that out by your previous posts

Fancy a nibble on mr porkie

i would but

*sigh*

your profile says you wont meet smokers "

Ohhhhhhhhh bugger will have to change that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be wrong, but if you sweat and it smells of digestive biscuits, its a sign u could be diabetic,,or is it if everything tastes of digestives? "

No deffo bacon and it might be smoked bacon at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pork swords and all that....don`t worry.."

Pork swords and sty's from mr Euro i am wondering if i sleep walk now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"means your wierd

but i've already worked that out by your previous posts

Fancy a nibble on mr porkie

i would but

*sigh*

your profile says you wont meet smokers

Ohhhhhhhhh bugger will have to change that "

Mmmm.... Smoky Bacon..;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it smoked or unsmoked. Maybe you have been streaking in the night haha streaking, streaky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"means your wierd

but i've already worked that out by your previous posts

Fancy a nibble on mr porkie

i would but

*sigh*

your profile says you wont meet smokers

Ohhhhhhhhh bugger will have to change that

Mmmm.... Smoky Bacon..;-);-)"

Smoky bacon sandwiches are great but not so good when your wizz smells that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

might have a nasty rash er

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it smoked or unsmoked. Maybe you have been streaking in the night haha streaking, streaky "

He he he he i like that. I did a full belly giggle there. Wanna give mr porkie a nibble and tell me which yourself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"might have a nasty rash er"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a pish when theres vegetarians around, you`ll have em drooling all over you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its been going on a while nip down your docs for a quick protein and sugar check... Or bloods...

It has been deceptively hot recently... Very few have upped their liquid intake enough..;-)

PS: Kermit wants his girlfriend back for the weekend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does this mean? Does it mean I eat too much bacon, or is it my body's way of telling me I don't eat enough bacon? I drink plenty of water so dehydration isn’t an issue. "

you want sauce with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take a pish when theres vegetarians around, you`ll have em drooling all over you. "

did u say vagitarian???? i'm one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon "

now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon

now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon"

I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon

now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon

I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full "

Pork pints... Good for parties.;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon

now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon

I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full "

I wonmt even go into my pissin in a bottle mishap lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon

now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon

I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full

I wonmt even go into my pissin in a bottle mishap lol!"

Bottles are better i nearly ended up with a 2nd japs eye from the can ring pull

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon

now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon

I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full

Pork pints... Good for parties.;-)

"

With peas and vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon

now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon

I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full

Pork pints... Good for parties.;-)

With peas and vinegar "

You can pee vinegar that smells of bacon... You need a holiday..;-);-)

Try Thailand...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon

now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon

I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full

Pork pints... Good for parties.;-)

With peas and vinegar

You can pee vinegar that smells of bacon... You need a holiday..;-);-)

Try Thailand..."

I chatted to a lady on line from there. She was called Min Gein do you know her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never met a Minge In... But went on a Hot date with a Fia Rengine...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never met a Minge In... But went on a Hot date with a Fia Rengine... "

Did she luv u long time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never met a Minge In... But went on a Hot date with a Fia Rengine...

Did she luv u long time? "

She ruvved me vewy rong time...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never met a Minge In... But went on a Hot date with a Fia Rengine...

Did she luv u long time?

She ruvved me vewy rong time... "

Sucky fucky lots of lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does this mean? Does it mean I eat too much bacon, or is it my body's way of telling me I don't eat enough bacon? I drink plenty of water so dehydration isn’t an issue. "

Stop fucking pigs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude - is your real name Kermit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dude - is your real name Kermit?

"

pmsl...

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