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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think I will climb a lamppost

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I could piss up it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a gas lamppost I could light it

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I could play Lamplight - David Essex

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJmc1SCflEs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, can I lean on the lamppost on the corner of the street?

I'm waiting for a certain lady to walk by

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I've drawn graffiti all over it

Miss

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I could be looking at a sexy lady over the street and walk into the lamppost

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

*farts*

leaves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will hang some bunting on it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna jump on my motorbike, ride to a chippy and then sit at the Liverpool docks and eat my tea whilst watching the ships go by.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I think I will climb a lamppost "

I suppose it makes a change from pissing up it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would clag a poster on it advertising a cash reward for returning my lost tortoise....

Worked a treat last time I got 17 tortoises for £ 120 quid

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I'm gonna jump on my motorbike, ride to a chippy and then sit at the Liverpool docks and eat my tea whilst watching the ships go by. "

Oh I want to come too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna jump on my motorbike, ride to a chippy and then sit at the Liverpool docks and eat my tea whilst watching the ships go by.

Oh I want to come too!"

Shall I do a 200 mile detour and pick you up on my way? x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I'm gonna jump on my motorbike, ride to a chippy and then sit at the Liverpool docks and eat my tea whilst watching the ships go by.

Oh I want to come too!

Shall I do a 200 mile detour and pick you up on my way? x"

Please feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna jump on my motorbike, ride to a chippy and then sit at the Liverpool docks and eat my tea whilst watching the ships go by.

Oh I want to come too!

Shall I do a 200 mile detour and pick you up on my way? x

Please feel free "

If only x

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Ooh, can I lean on the lamppost on the corner of the street?

I'm waiting for a certain lady to walk by "

Turned out nice again

I have a uke, I keep meaning to learn how to play it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back again OP

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm going to book a course on facials

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

[Removed by poster at 31/07/17 20:09:05]

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I'm going to book a course on facials "

Where do they do that?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm going to book a course on facials

Where do they do that? "

The local college

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to run outside in a thinderstorm and hard rain naked and not be arrested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am gonna do what I want this evening!

I'm going to have an extra early night and head to my bed now. There will be comics, tea and biscuits, followed by blessed sleep!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I am gonna do what I want this evening!

I'm going to have an extra early night and head to my bed now. There will be comics, tea and biscuits, followed by blessed sleep! "

Do you mean horlicks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am gonna do what I want this evening!

I'm going to have an extra early night and head to my bed now. There will be comics, tea and biscuits, followed by blessed sleep!

Do you mean horlicks? "

*shuffles upstairs with horlicks in hand and checked blanket to throw over knees, mumbling about the yoof of today*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh, can I lean on the lamppost on the corner of the street?

I'm waiting for a certain lady to walk by

Turned out nice again

I have a uke, I keep meaning to learn how to play it "

I taught myself uke! If you already play guitar I think its harder! My fingers wanted to strum!

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I think I will climb a lamppost "

This is the most exciting post yet.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I am gonna do what I want this evening!

I'm going to have an extra early night and head to my bed now. There will be comics, tea and biscuits, followed by blessed sleep!

Do you mean horlicks?

*shuffles upstairs with horlicks in hand and checked blanket to throw over knees, mumbling about the yoof of today* "

But the yoof of today fumble under blankets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy pissing up a lamp post.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I fancy pissing up a lamp post. "

Can girls piss upwards? I might try it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooh, can I lean on the lamppost on the corner of the street?

I'm waiting for a certain lady to walk by

Turned out nice again

I have a uke, I keep meaning to learn how to play it

I taught myself uke! If you already play guitar I think its harder! My fingers wanted to strum! "

This has made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pissing up a lamp post.

Can girls piss upwards? I might try it "

With a she-wee.

Fancy a contest?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I fancy pissing up a lamp post.

Can girls piss upwards? I might try it

With a she-wee.

Fancy a contest? "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a chainsaw...

This fking lamppost is in the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy pissing up a lamp post.

Can girls piss upwards? I might try it

With a she-wee.

Fancy a contest?

Yes!"

As it happens, we have a she-wee. There's also a lamp post outside our front door.

Result

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I fancy pissing up a lamp post.

Can girls piss upwards? I might try it

With a she-wee.

Fancy a contest?

Yes!

As it happens, we have a she-wee. There's also a lamp post outside our front door.

Result "

Proper result

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