FabSwingers.com forum: The perfect message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what would your perfect message to receive be am sure us single chaps would want a very different one compared to couples and single ladies

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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there isn't one. we're not a collective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read their profile and.read their status and make your message relevant and unique to that person or couple. If the entire message can be read in the preview then you are doing it wrong. Don't comment on how good you are at making a woman orgasm, how big your cock is and how long you last. She usually has a partner for that.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Hi, would you like to come over for a cuppa tea and custard cream dunking.

Thay would be my perfect message to receive

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hi. I would like to give you use of my credit card. I will be free to take you shopping saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite message would be along the lines of

Hi FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi. I would like to give you use of my credit card. I will be free to take you shopping saturday"

And bring your friend, Rachael.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Read their profile and.read their status and make your message relevant and unique to that person or couple. If the entire message can be read in the preview then you are doing it wrong. Don't comment on how good you are at making a woman orgasm, how big your cock is and how long you last. She usually has a partner for that. "

I am not asking what message to send it's what you would like to receive

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Oi, Frau!

For the German speaking amongst you - as heard by an American calling to a German once.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"what would your perfect message to receive be am sure us single chaps would want a very different one compared to couples and single ladies

A opening/starting message from a ladey in my in box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your beautiful bi fem nymphomaniacs are ready for you now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect message?

Hello Mr Dalliance,

I work for Hollands Pies and we have a vacancy for chief product development officer (Tasting Department). As our recipes are a closely guarded secret, you will have to work naked to ensure you do not steal our secrets.

You will also be responsible for your team, who are female, who also work naked. Unfortunately the team cannot tell the difference between a pie and a cock so may inadvertently taste you by mistake.

Our previous taster had to retire through exhaustion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine would be

I have a full box of Jaffa cakes here for you come and eat them and i will give you a blow jobs also. off a nice sexy lady of course

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've won the euromillions. I've chosen you at random to share my fortune with as I can tell you're a big hearted person who sometimes has it tough but still tries to help other people. I don't want anything in return, except the knowledge I've done something wonderful for someone, and perhaps a postcard from the awesome holiday you'll be taking oh, and maybe an invite to your housewarming party once you've moved into your dream place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would your perfect message to receive be am sure us single chaps would want a very different one compared to couples and single ladies

There is no such thing as the perfect message. Everybody is different and unique. What one person calls the perfect message other people may say is shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi, Frau!

For the German speaking amongst you - as heard by an American calling to a German once. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what would your perfect message to receive be am sure us single chaps would want a very different one compared to couples and single ladies

There is no such thing as the perfect message. Everybody is different and unique. What one person calls the perfect message other people may say is shit. "

I know that but what would the perfect message be that you could receive is the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect Message:

"Here's me. Let me know if you're interested"

With a really handsome/pretty face pic attached.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One from a girl that says...

Sorry I blocked you ..

Shall we try again

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Lovely looking pic I saw yesterday. There were accidental 'pringles' in the shot.

I only asked 'what flavour they were', unread, deleted and blocked.

It's a harsh world.

Hope this helps OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect message i received on another site i was on before joining Fab.

A man messaged me to tell me he would walk barefoot across a field of broken glass just have a wank in my shadow.

That made my year that did

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

Hey, it's me your internet stalker.

Sorry for harassing you over the past 3 months telling you I love you. Creepy of me.

I promise to never message you again or indeed send you pics of my cock.

Yours sincerely,

A. Stalker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My perfect message i received on another site i was on before joining Fab.

A man messaged me to tell me he would walk barefoot across a field of broken glass just have a wank in my shadow.

That made my year that did

Only walk? I would crawl lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there.

Tom De Longue here. I've dumped Jen, found you on here and thought we could organise a party in your honour.

We can invite who you want and pre warning, there will be plenty of teasing, tormenting and so much sensual kissing your mouth will ache.

For all the right reasons.

Ps bring clean sheets.

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