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"I would recommend using an camping stove and boiling your piss outdoors. Saves stinking out the kitchen. " Surely you would wait until the afternoon when it has diluted a bit? | |||
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"My inability to say what I am thinking often boils my piss " Lack of articulation, Miss Honey? "Boils my piss" is a new one to me, I will have to use that unless it is trademarked by you. | |||
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"guys that don't read my profile and chance their luck by messaging me then get abusive/threatening with me when i ask them if they've read my profile "I've seen your profile and still a little unsure what you want exactly... 
Unlike most guys i do read profiles and i do read manuals that come with technology i buy... so i do read and absorb... | |||
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"guys that don't read my profile and chance their luck by messaging me then get abusive/threatening with me when i ask them if they've read my profile "Fancy a single guy   sorry couldn't resist | |||
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"Not a piss boiler but a smirk over women who say they need to be careful/discreet on there profiles but have face pics on pg1.
PTU xxx "Uh huh, it's bizarre in the quest to be in hot pics what people will compromise on. | |||
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"Cyclists without helmets " Helmets with bicycles... | |||
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"Boils my piss that my car is playing up & will probably cost me a small fortune to put right... "Your own fault for living so far away | |||
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"Boils my piss that my car is playing up & will probably cost me a small fortune to put right...
Your own fault for living so far away "yeah that's a bummer | |||
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" I'm afraid I'm not a fan of the term 'boils my piss' it erm, annoys me. " Grinds my gears | |||
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"Boils my piss that my car is playing up & will probably cost me a small fortune to put right...
Your own fault for living so far away
yeah that's a bummer "Or lucky escape depending on your view | |||
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" Similarly, when you stop at a zebra crossing (I always do) - and the people don't even acknowledge you. " You're required by law to stop, you aren't doing them a favour by stopping to let them cross  | |||
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"Ppl who think they know what I mean when in fact they haven't got a clue "How could they when sometimes you don't even know lol | |||
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"Ppl who think they know what I mean when in fact they haven't got a clue "I get that | |||
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"Ppl who think they know what I mean when in fact they haven't got a clue
How could they when sometimes you don't even know lol"I rest my case | |||
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"Boiling my piss in no particular order... Fabs Forums, Classic FM, This non government, men with trendy full beards, Craft Beer ponces, artisan markets that serve tiny portions for extortionate prices, The Daily Mail, free newspapers that are nothing but constant adverts, people who drop litter, the woman that lives downstairs with 3 cats that pester you, people who don't shut their wheelie bin lids, people who don't recycle, The Daily Mail (again), cider with bubbles, cider with fruit, adverts for dental implants, Talksport, talking rubbish, technology that suddenly stops working for no earthly reason, tax returns, jobsworths in high viz jackets, people who man stalls in markets and look at their mobile phones all day long, nasty black cats that kill birds... " And breath  | |||
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"Boiling my piss in no particular order... Fabs Forums, Classic FM, This non government, men with trendy full beards, Craft Beer ponces, artisan markets that serve tiny portions for extortionate prices, The Daily Mail, free newspapers that are nothing but constant adverts, people who drop litter, the woman that lives downstairs with 3 cats that pester you, people who don't shut their wheelie bin lids, people who don't recycle, The Daily Mail (again), cider with bubbles, cider with fruit, adverts for dental implants, Talksport, talking rubbish, technology that suddenly stops working for no earthly reason, tax returns, jobsworths in high viz jackets, people who man stalls in markets and look at their mobile phones all day long, nasty black cats that kill birds... And breath "I thought my piss was boiling but that takes some beating | |||
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"Boiling my piss in no particular order... Fabs Forums, Classic FM, This non government, men with trendy full beards, Craft Beer ponces, artisan markets that serve tiny portions for extortionate prices, The Daily Mail, free newspapers that are nothing but constant adverts, people who drop litter, the woman that lives downstairs with 3 cats that pester you, people who don't shut their wheelie bin lids, people who don't recycle, The Daily Mail (again), cider with bubbles, cider with fruit, adverts for dental implants, Talksport, talking rubbish, technology that suddenly stops working for no earthly reason, tax returns, jobsworths in high viz jackets, people who man stalls in markets and look at their mobile phones all day long, nasty black cats that kill birds... And breath
I thought my piss was boiling but that takes some beating "Guess we are amateurs after all | |||
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"Ppl who think they know what I mean when in fact they haven't got a clue " It gets on my tits. I wish people wouldn't assume I mean one thing because they have decided that's how I am (inaccurately). Numpties. | |||
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"-Non payers. -Quick to judge you and tell you how wrong you are folk. -Fake smiley to your face and bitch behind your back folk. -Non payers. -Anyone that says I told you so. -Customers that stand talking to me slurping a cuppa without offering one. -Pretentious and self entitled people that think they are vastly superior to me because they have a bigger bank balance. -Oh, and non payers! -P that " Shit 
I hate those bitchy fucks as well you know. | |||
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"Ppl who think they know what I mean when in fact they haven't got a clue "Yep those | |||
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"Adult men who have to ask other peoples opinion on how big their cock is" In that case can I borrow a measuring tape instead. | |||
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" Similarly, when you stop at a zebra crossing (I always do) - and the people don't even acknowledge you. You're required by law to stop, you aren't doing them a favour by stopping to let them cross "Yes, thank you for pointing that out I'm perfectly aware of the law. | |||
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I'm running late as I'm in my normal go slow mode, so there's some piss being boiled over here by those wondering where I am.  | |||
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"Ppl who think they know what I mean when in fact they haven't got a clue
I get that "I'm sure I'll be challenged but Ive found women to be the biggest offender in the misreading assumption department. It doesn't take much to say...' i don't understand that can you explain.' ... but instead jump to wrong conclusion or misinterpretation. | |||
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"G'wan get it off your chest, what is grinding your gears today? " nothing boils my piss. Because I tend not to give a fuck. Carry on regardless life's to short to get ya piss boiling. I've learnt that lesson. | |||
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 ). That bit where the dentist says to her that she should try Oral B toothpaste and she says, "I didn't even know Oral B did toothpaste". Is she for fucking real?! Next she'll be telling me that she didn't know Kellogg's did cornflakes. Where's she been living? On the fucking moon?! That really boils my piss!  | |||
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"G'wan get it off your chest, what is grinding your gears today? " The Ppi cold calls or the you've been involved in an accident calls - f**k off with them Grr | |||
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"guys that don't read my profile and chance their luck by messaging me then get abusive/threatening with me when i ask them if they've read my profile
I've seen your profile and still a little unsure what you want exactly...
Unlike most guys i do read profiles and i do read manuals that come with technology i buy... so i do read and absorb... "as clearly stated on my profile i'm only on here in the capacity of looking for bi fem fun with other bi females.....something the majority of guys on here can't seem to respect or get their head around because my interests doesn't involve them....how dare i have personal preferences eh lol | |||
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"Not a piss boiler but a smirk over women who say they need to be careful/discreet on there profiles but have face pics on pg1.
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Uh huh, it's bizarre in the quest to be in hot pics what people will compromise on.
"Yeah I know. I've not been there since June I'm feeling unloved 
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"-Non payers. -Quick to judge you and tell you how wrong you are folk. -Fake smiley to your face and bitch behind your back folk. -Non payers. -Anyone that says I told you so. -Customers that stand talking to me slurping a cuppa without offering one. -Pretentious and self entitled people that think they are vastly superior to me because they have a bigger bank balance. -Oh, and non payers! -P that " Hold up..... being a coffee snob would you actually drink their instant anyway?!?!?! | |||
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"guys that don't read my profile and chance their luck by messaging me then get abusive/threatening with me when i ask them if they've read my profile "I'll join you in that one! | |||
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"Women who say they want/need big cocks and when it comes down to it you can't put them in certain positions because it hurts them " | |||
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"Ppl who think they know what I mean when in fact they haven't got a clue
I get that
I'm sure I'll be challenged but Ive found women to be the biggest offender in the misreading assumption department. It doesn't take much to say...' i don't understand that can you explain.' ... but instead jump to wrong conclusion or misinterpretation. "Yeah because men are sooooooo difficult to understand | |||
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"A lack of manners and (common) courtesy really pisses me off. For example: When you hold a door open (usually for elderly couples in Marks and Sparks) and they breeze past without so much as a thank you. Similarly, when you stop at a zebra crossing (I always do) - and the people don't even acknowledge you. I handle both the above with a cheery "don't mention it". "Hahaha I usually shout THANK YOU
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"More... People who drop in unexpectedly and then ask you to put some hot water on their cuppa soup, most cats, everything seeming to contain pulled pork (take a hint: it's not trendy anymore when the supermarket are putting it in their sausage rolls), emails, glue that doesn't stick, scented candles, people on here who ask for a premium code (f**k off), 5p plastic bags, the colour pink, glittery toe nails, people who try and sell you new energy suppliers, calls from "unknown", recorded marketing messages, too many options, not enough options, The Daily Express, Alan Titchmarsh, TV "personalities" who get a second job as radio presenters, marketing gurus, health gurus, brioche, people who park too close to cars preventing their exit, glossy magazines that leave you with the print on your fingers, people on radio stations making idiotic requests, Jeremy from Gloucester, parents that call their child India... " Oi! There is nothing up with pink - hence my hair!! | |||
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"Spitting "I've played sport all my life and still do, these days I'm hanging out my arse after 10 minutes but even so I have never spat on the pitch. Why do footballers do it? Filthy animals regardless who does it | |||
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"More... People who drop in unexpectedly and then ask you to put some hot water on their cuppa soup, most cats, everything seeming to contain pulled pork (take a hint: it's not trendy anymore when the supermarket are putting it in their sausage rolls), emails, glue that doesn't stick, scented candles, people on here who ask for a premium code (f**k off), 5p plastic bags, the colour pink, glittery toe nails, people who try and sell you new energy suppliers, calls from "unknown", recorded marketing messages, too many options, not enough options, The Daily Express, Alan Titchmarsh, TV "personalities" who get a second job as radio presenters, marketing gurus, health gurus, brioche, people who park too close to cars preventing their exit, glossy magazines that leave you with the print on your fingers, people on radio stations making idiotic requests, Jeremy from Gloucester, parents that call their child India... Oi! There is nothing up with pink - hence my hair!! "Pink | |||
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"Boiling my piss in no particular order... Fabs Forums, Classic FM, This non government, men with trendy full beards, Craft Beer ponces, artisan markets that serve tiny portions for extortionate prices, The Daily Mail, free newspapers that are nothing but constant adverts, people who drop litter, the woman that lives downstairs with 3 cats that pester you, people who don't shut their wheelie bin lids, people who don't recycle, The Daily Mail (again), cider with bubbles, cider with fruit, adverts for dental implants, Talksport, talking rubbish, technology that suddenly stops working for no earthly reason, tax returns, jobsworths in high viz jackets, people who man stalls in markets and look at their mobile phones all day long, nasty black cats that kill birds... " You are annoyed....wanna talk about it? Btw cats are the cutest ever creatures..... | |||
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"How the lady at thw pool bar is taking forever to serve us. She keeps finding things to do in between serving each of us. She s p'ng me off. "Is that one up from boiling your piss? | |||
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"How the lady at thw pool bar is taking forever to serve us. She keeps finding things to do in between serving each of us. She s p'ng me off. "What are you drinking ? | |||
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"Spitting
I've played sport all my life and still do, these days I'm hanging out my arse after 10 minutes but even so I have never spat on the pitch.
Why do footballers do it? Filthy animals regardless who does it"It shows their lack of intelligence. God help the human race if those twats are seen as the ultimate males. You could knock nails in with them as they are that thick! Oh have I mentioned that we hate football | |||
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"Spitting
I've played sport all my life and still do, these days I'm hanging out my arse after 10 minutes but even so I have never spat on the pitch.
Why do footballers do it? Filthy animals regardless who does it
It shows their lack of intelligence.
God help the human race if those twats are seen as the ultimate males.
You could knock nails in with them as they are that thick!
Oh have I mentioned that we hate football "I hope you don't tar fans with the same brush | |||
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"Spitting
I've played sport all my life and still do, these days I'm hanging out my arse after 10 minutes but even so I have never spat on the pitch.
Why do footballers do it? Filthy animals regardless who does it
It shows their lack of intelligence.
God help the human race if those twats are seen as the ultimate males.
You could knock nails in with them as they are that thick!
Oh have I mentioned that we hate football " | |||
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"How the lady at thw pool bar is taking forever to serve us. She keeps finding things to do in between serving each of us. She s p'ng me off.
What are you drinking ?"Nothing that's the problem | |||
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"Spitting
I've played sport all my life and still do, these days I'm hanging out my arse after 10 minutes but even so I have never spat on the pitch.
Why do footballers do it? Filthy animals regardless who does it
It shows their lack of intelligence.
God help the human race if those twats are seen as the ultimate males.
You could knock nails in with them as they are that thick!
Oh have I mentioned that we hate football "I suppose they spit in case they C####e on their own spittle whilst playing vigorously with the ball, same reason they get implants instead of false teeth.
P.s. I hate football too XXX | |||
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"Spitting
I've played sport all my life and still do, these days I'm hanging out my arse after 10 minutes but even so I have never spat on the pitch.
Why do footballers do it? Filthy animals regardless who does it
It shows their lack of intelligence.
God help the human race if those twats are seen as the ultimate males.
You could knock nails in with them as they are that thick!
Oh have I mentioned that we hate football
I suppose they spit in case they C####e on their own spittle whilst playing vigorously with the ball, same reason they get implants instead of false teeth.
P.s. I hate football too XXX""Playing vigorously with the ball" | |||
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"Black doctors receptionists, who despite you saying you're in pain and want to see a doctor or get a prescription just tell you to call back in the morning x " Ermmm... black? | |||
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"Black doctors receptionists, who despite you saying you're in pain and want to see a doctor or get a prescription just tell you to call back in the morning x Ermmm... black? " Yeah I think this might be an auto moron | |||
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"Sorry nothing feeling as jolly as ever here ane if things do annoy me but i have no control over them i just let them go "Likewise!!! Havent stopped smiling since meeting Will lol x | |||
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"What potentially boils my piss....a kettle, should i happen to piss in it and switch it on." Pfft ha | |||
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"Did I just wander into Thursday "Some things just cannot wait! | |||
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"Oooh I have a new one today. Clearly states in my profile I don't accept friend requests unless we've chatted. So why does the same man keep sending my daily requests & winks? Think I'm about to hit the block button " Yeah sorry about that !! It's that bloody pvc dress your wearing irresistible
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"Dungarees after swimming. What twat does that? "Not me I'm a proper chav tracky bottoms | |||
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" Yeah sorry about that !! It's that bloody pvc dress your wearing irresistible
I'll stop now i promise ha ha "At least you have photos & a profile! | |||
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"Dungarees after swimming. What twat does that? "Me when I was 5. They were corduroy and my mother made me wear them. It was the '80s. Shrugs. | |||
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"In China there is a delicacy where Chicken eggs are boiled in the piss of virgin males ... "We'd struggle to find any virgin males on here | |||
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"In China there is a delicacy where Chicken eggs are boiled in the piss of virgin males ...
We'd struggle to find any virgin males on here "Therein lies the problem..... | |||
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"In China there is a delicacy where Chicken eggs are boiled in the piss of virgin males ... "Ah, cream of sumn yun gai I've never tried it myself but I hear it has a distinctive flavour | |||
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"In China there is a delicacy where Chicken eggs are boiled in the piss of virgin males ...
Ah, cream of sumn yun gai I've never tried it myself but I hear it has a distinctive flavour "I see what you did there... | |||
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"In China there is a delicacy where Chicken eggs are boiled in the piss of virgin males ...
Ah, cream of sumn yun gai I've never tried it myself but I hear it has a distinctive flavour "Those 70's jokes are doing the rounds again. The original used Bruce Lee...lol | |||
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"In China there is a delicacy where Chicken eggs are boiled in the piss of virgin males ...
Ah, cream of sumn yun gai I've never tried it myself but I hear it has a distinctive flavour
I see what you did there... "I do what I can, with what little I have lol | |||
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"Black doctors receptionists, who despite you saying you're in pain and want to see a doctor or get a prescription just tell you to call back in the morning x " Sorry everyone, that should read 'Bloody ' not black x | |||
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"The u.k sending billions of pounds a year abroad. Yet there's old people freezing here in the winter. Theres poorly babies waiting for treatment here but our nhs is broken and underfunded. There's solders living on the streets yet we hand out homes to those that just got here and that have put nothing into this country. I can go in with my rant lol but the sensitives will try to obscure the reality of the facts with there blinded views that are bringing this country to its knees x " With you 100% there | |||
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"Black doctors receptionists, who despite you saying you're in pain and want to see a doctor or get a prescription just tell you to call back in the morning x Sorry everyone, that should read 'Bloody ' not black x "We knew what you meant Ange xx | |||
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"Black doctors receptionists, who despite you saying you're in pain and want to see a doctor or get a prescription just tell you to call back in the morning x Sorry everyone, that should read 'Bloody ' not black x
We knew what you meant Ange xx "I couldn't figure out what you meant to say but I knew it wasn't that xxx | |||
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"The fact that whenever I doze off in my recliner I wake myself up by snoring. What the duck is that all about? I wouldn't mind, but I must have done it five or six times "Ah I thought that was thunder I could hear! | |||
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"The fact that whenever I doze off in my recliner I wake myself up by snoring. What the duck is that all about? I wouldn't mind, but I must have done it five or six times
Ah I thought that was thunder I could hear! "Ha! It made me jump every time too | |||
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"It boiled my piss yesterday when whilst out horse riding 5 middle aged twats in Lycra thought it was ok to bomb past me at 20mph on a woodland track....knobs 5 minutes late 4 guys on motorbikes switched off their engines for me to pass and one of them even gave my horse a mint....top blokes" I can't find a lovely man to go dog walking and horse riding with. x | |||
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"This piss pot has been stewing long all day needs some meat and veg to go in "I will happily put the ex's meat and 2 veg in!!! | |||
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"Black doctors receptionists, who despite you saying you're in pain and want to see a doctor or get a prescription just tell you to call back in the morning x Sorry everyone, that should read 'Bloody ' not black x "Don't worry most of us realised that.
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"It boiled my piss yesterday when whilst out horse riding 5 middle aged twats in Lycra thought it was ok to bomb past me at 20mph on a woodland track....knobs 5 minutes late 4 guys on motorbikes switched off their engines for me to pass and one of them even gave my horse a mint....top blokes I can't find a lovely man to go dog walking and horse riding with. x"Just an observation, but your profile does say that you're not looking for single guys. | |||
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"The bloody weather!!! Where's the heatwave we keep getting promised? Why hasnt anyone sued the met office for false advertising yet" Sorry it's over here with us in Lanzarote
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"The u.k sending billions of pounds a year abroad. Yet there's old people freezing here in the winter. Theres poorly babies waiting for treatment here but our nhs is broken and underfunded. There's solders living on the streets yet we hand out homes to those that just got here and that have put nothing into this country. I can go in with my rant lol but the sensitives will try to obscure the reality of the facts with there blinded views that are bringing this country to its knees x " You are pretty naive if you think any money diverted from overseas aid would go to institutions to the benefit of the general public and tax payers. They would more likely be spent on infrastructure and investment in marginal constituencies where the government of the day has a vested interest whilst the rest of the country goes to pot. We have seen in the last two weeks how the government has suddenly decided to break its manifesto promise to electrify railways in the north of England (majority non Tory) and plough it into projects that aid London and the south East. Call me a cynic but when it comes to wasting money successive governments have the gold medal for spunking up taxpayers money. | |||
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"A lack of manners and (common) courtesy really pisses me off. For example: When you hold a door open (usually for elderly couples in Marks and Sparks) and they breeze past without so much as a thank you. Similarly, when you stop at a zebra crossing (I always do) - and the people don't even acknowledge you. I handle both the above with a cheery "don't mention it".
Hahaha I usually shout THANK YOU
PTU xxx"Yep uber politeness doesn't half confuse the ignorant buggers. | |||
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"Boiling the piss tonight... The jet stream bringing us lousy weather, Adverts for Moonpig dot com, Ed Sheeran's whispy beard, daytime telly repeats, being in hospital waiting rooms watching daytime tv repeats, love that is never returned, M&S gastro pub range, Loose Women, mobile phone batteries that need constant charging, July, Brexit, all day breakfasts, people who eat samphire and lemongrass, soggy chips, bloody Matt Baker being on everything, that gurning idiot Matthew Wright (channel 5), Gwyneth Paltrow, pandas, shopping channels, pointless insects, Pointless the TV show, Russell Howard, Russell Howard's 'trendy' bloody t-shirts, The Daily Star, lippy kids, IKEA products called Knob etc" When people make lists like that I can only hear it in Ewan Mcgregors voice in a "choose life" style | |||
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"Dungarees after swimming. What twat does that? "Meeee! | |||
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"Boiling the piss tonight... The jet stream bringing us lousy weather, Adverts for Moonpig dot com, Ed Sheeran's whispy beard, daytime telly repeats, being in hospital waiting rooms watching daytime tv repeats, love that is never returned, M&S gastro pub range, Loose Women, mobile phone batteries that need constant charging, July, Brexit, all day breakfasts, people who eat samphire and lemongrass, soggy chips, bloody Matt Baker being on everything, that gurning idiot Matthew Wright (channel 5), Gwyneth Paltrow, pandas, shopping channels, pointless insects, Pointless the TV show, Russell Howard, Russell Howard's 'trendy' bloody t-shirts, The Daily Star, lippy kids, IKEA products called Knob etc" With you on the jetstream and moonpig!! | |||
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"Black doctors receptionists, who despite you saying you're in pain and want to see a doctor or get a prescription just tell you to call back in the morning x Sorry everyone, that should read 'Bloody ' not black x
We knew what you meant Ange xx
I couldn't figure out what you meant to say but I knew it wasn't that xxx"Did a woman jump to the wrong conclusion. .. | |||
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"Dungarees after swimming. What twat does that?
Meeee! "Yup me too | |||
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