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"Kabooooooooooooooom!!! im here it wont stay nice for long, im in a foul fucking mood "okay you can call me cunt if it makes you feel better! | |||
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"I'm here Listening to the green woodpecker out in the yard, he/she is a noisy bugger" want a gun? woodpecker for tea | |||
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"Kabooooooooooooooom!!! im here it wont stay nice for long, im in a foul fucking mood
okay you can call me cunt if it makes you feel better! "i love the word cunt...i think i have used it at least 50 times already today u not one tho u are lovely | |||
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"Kabooooooooooooooom!!! im here it wont stay nice for long, im in a foul fucking mood
okay you can call me cunt if it makes you feel better!
i love the word cunt...i think i have used it at least 50 times already today u not one tho u are lovely "I use it because people hate it, and I thought at one stage it was a banning offence....so isnt. Noooooooo Im not lovely, stop saying that, it will ruin my bitch image ffs..lol | |||
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itsthe last word people expect to come out of my mouth lol love seeing the look of shock on thier faces 
Shhhhh i wont tell anyone u are lovely | |||
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"it gets ya banned in the chat room
itsthe last word people expect to come out of my mouth lol love seeing the look of shock on thier faces
Shhhhh i wont tell anyone u are lovely "ooo chatroom ban, havent had one of those for a while...grins | |||
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"it gets ya banned in the chat room
itsthe last word people expect to come out of my mouth lol love seeing the look of shock on thier faces
Shhhhh i wont tell anyone u are lovely
ooo chatroom ban, havent had one of those for a while...grins"get in there | |||
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"it gets ya banned in the chat room
itsthe last word people expect to come out of my mouth lol love seeing the look of shock on thier faces
Shhhhh i wont tell anyone u are lovely
ooo chatroom ban, havent had one of those for a while...grins
get in there "going now....whizzes off for a ban, start the stopwatch. | |||
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"I'm here Listening to the green woodpecker out in the yard, he/she is a noisy bugger want a gun? woodpecker for tea "they are scrawny buggers only one or two mouthfuls, harfly worth the effort but if it don't shut up I might set the cat on it | |||
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"it gets ya banned in the chat room
itsthe last word people expect to come out of my mouth lol love seeing the look of shock on thier faces
Shhhhh i wont tell anyone u are lovely
ooo chatroom ban, havent had one of those for a while...grins
get in there
going now....whizzes off for a ban, start the stopwatch."see who gets booted first lol | |||
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"I'm here Listening to the green woodpecker out in the yard, he/she is a noisy bugger want a gun? woodpecker for tea
they are scrawny buggers only one or two mouthfuls, harfly worth the effort but if it don't shut up I might set the cat on it
"bugger not got a cat ..... where's Kitty when you need her? | |||
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"I'm here Listening to the green woodpecker out in the yard, he/she is a noisy bugger want a gun? woodpecker for tea
they are scrawny buggers only one or two mouthfuls, harfly worth the effort but if it don't shut up I might set the cat on it
bugger not got a cat ..... where's Kitty when you need her?"she is pencil "shopping" | |||
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"nobody in there, cunt comes up as 4 little stars and directing doesnt work either...am gutted! "meet you in general chat...we will hit em from both sides  | |||
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"nobody in there, cunt comes up as 4 little stars and directing doesnt work either...am gutted!
meet you in general chat...we will hit em from both sides"deal | |||
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"meet you in general chat...we will hit em from both sides "I just logged in to chat to help stir trouble and then I thought no......resist....dont let her lead you to ruin yet again..... | |||
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"meet you in general chat...we will hit em from both sides
I just logged in to chat to help stir trouble and then I thought no......resist....dont let her lead you to ruin yet again....."hehehehehe I saw ya you didnt show me ya boobies
no mods about...which is just no fun | |||
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" whoresdrawers who are you really angry at? is it yourself? do you wantt to workshop through your emotions...?
i feel a team hug is needed.."want me to say cunt again Draws? lol | |||
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" whoresdrawers who are you really angry at? is it yourself? do you wantt to workshop through your emotions...?
i feel a team hug is needed..
want me to say cunt again Draws? lol"ooooo hugs...enough, I dont do hugs, Im well ard....just stick to calling me cunt lol | |||
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"it was only an excuse for i bit of blantant frotaging... and you fell for it... kudos to me "what he say? | |||
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"it was only an excuse for i bit of blantant frotaging... and you fell for it... kudos to me "Your into frottage eh...., well they say dont knock it til you have tried it...why dont you bring you ass over here and i will rub my whip against it... | |||
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"if we didn't live at opposite ends of tehe universe i would and you could spank, but really fucking hard mind you, and don't fuck about" Do I look like id fuck about?!!! Oh how little you know lol. | |||
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"in fairness, no, no you don't.... should i be a little scared..." a little....grins | |||
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"in fairness, no, no you don't.... should i be a little scared..." You need to kak your pants mate im telling ya!!! Flailed skin and your teeth through your lip and thats if she goes easy on ya!!! | |||
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"in fairness, no, no you don't.... should i be a little scared..." run little one...flee for your life!!!!! | |||
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"in fairness, no, no you don't.... should i be a little scared... You need to kak your pants mate im telling ya!!! Flailed skin and your teeth through your lip and thats if she goes easy on ya!!! "nonesence, dont listen to him, Im a pussy cat...honestly | |||
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"in fairness, no, no you don't.... should i be a little scared... You need to kak your pants mate im telling ya!!! Flailed skin and your teeth through your lip and thats if she goes easy on ya!!!
nonesence, dont listen to him, Im a pussy cat...honestly "You are???? | |||
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"in fairness, no, no you don't.... should i be a little scared... You need to kak your pants mate im telling ya!!! Flailed skin and your teeth through your lip and thats if she goes easy on ya!!!
nonesence, dont listen to him, Im a pussy cat...honestly
You are????
"yes...she says practising her innocent look. | |||
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"in fairness, no, no you don't.... should i be a little scared... You need to kak your pants mate im telling ya!!! Flailed skin and your teeth through your lip and thats if she goes easy on ya!!!
nonesence, dont listen to him, Im a pussy cat...honestly
You are????
yes...she says practising her innocent look. "Ahhh and what an innocent look it must be | |||
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"nah cunt is way better "I like Donkey raping shit eater | |||
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"nah cunt is way better
I like Donkey raping shit eater "Always a good conversation stopper | |||
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"nah cunt is way better
I like Donkey raping shit eater "Fook i think your on the wrong site here! Not sure if they let donkeys sign up! | |||
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" Fook i think your on the wrong site here! Not sure if they let donkeys sign up! "neigh neigh, Ive had messages from em... well at least they say they are hung like one... | |||
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"nah cunt is way better
I like Donkey raping shit eater
Fook i think your on the wrong site here! Not sure if they let donkeys sign up! "I imagine its a bitch to type with hooves | |||
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" Fook i think your on the wrong site here! Not sure if they let donkeys sign up!
neigh neigh, Ive had messages from em...
well at least they say they are hung like one... "Some how i kind of figured someone might have  | |||
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" Fook i think your on the wrong site here! Not sure if they let donkeys sign up!
neigh neigh, Ive had messages from em...
well at least they say they are hung like one... "lol you too eh | |||
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" well at least they say they are hung like one...
Some how i kind of figured someone might have "so you think it might not be true?? Shit I have a hot date lined up at the weekend...a guy called Neddie. He said he liked a good ride. | |||
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" well at least they say they are hung like one...
Some how i kind of figured someone might have
so you think it might not be true??
Shit I have a hot date lined up at the weekend...a guy called Neddie.
He said he liked a good ride."I remeber cowgirl pmsfl | |||
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" well at least they say they are hung like one...
Some how i kind of figured someone might have
so you think it might not be true??
Shit I have a hot date lined up at the weekend...a guy called Neddie.
He said he liked a good ride."Noooooooooooooooooo No one is called Neddie are they???? | |||
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" I remeber cowgirl pmsfl "Cheeky mare.... and they were NOT cowboy boots | |||
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" Noooooooooooooooooo No one is called Neddie are they????" He said if I gave him a carrot he'd give me the ride of mi life... Im meeting him at Blackpool... | |||
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" Noooooooooooooooooo No one is called Neddie are they???? He said if I gave him a carrot he'd give me the ride of mi life... Im meeting him at Blackpool..." Take your spurs and you will have one hell of a time! But be careful which end you feed him the carrot! | |||
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" Take your spurs and you will have one hell of a time! But be careful which end you feed him the carrot! "Dont need spurs with the stilletos on my boots.....wonder if thats why he wanted me to wear them? | |||
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" Take your spurs and you will have one hell of a time! But be careful which end you feed him the carrot!
Dont need spurs with the stilletos on my boots.....wonder if thats why he wanted me to wear them?"Take your plasters to patch him up afters then  | |||
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" Take your spurs and you will have one hell of a time! But be careful which end you feed him the carrot!
Dont need spurs with the stilletos on my boots.....wonder if thats why he wanted me to wear them?" cowgirl boots lol | |||
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"nah cunt is way better
I like Donkey raping shit eater "Fuck.... just spat coffee all over my comp!!!! Jeez.... I havent laughed this hard in ages.... genius! I'm afraid mines not that good, but it does stop people in their tracks when you call them a snot gurgling maggot fucker!! | |||
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"nah cunt is way better
I like Donkey raping shit eater
Fuck.... just spat coffee all over my comp!!!! Jeez.... I havent laughed this hard in ages.... genius!
I'm afraid mines not that good, but it does stop people in their tracks when you call them a snot gurgling maggot fucker!! "It doesn't conjure up a good mental image i fear!  | |||
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