FabSwingers.com forum: Daftest thing you've left on your car roof!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I drove off with an argos catalogue on top it was still there when I got home and my sister drove off with my nephews teddy on top he was rescued from a ditch a bit soggy but still useable

The teddy that is not the nephew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lap top and quite a few mobile phones

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

A top box....without ensuring it was actually fixed to the roof bars...

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Coffee!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My dad tried to drive off with the legs still down on his caravan

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

my wallet put it on there when looking for keys in pocket

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"I drove off with an argos catalogue on top it was still there when I got home and my sister drove off with my nephews teddy on top he was rescued from a ditch a bit soggy but still useable

The teddy that is not the nephew

PetrolCap!!!

And while whizzing round corners was loosing petrol!!!

In the old days that was, when i still had my shuvvette!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A road map and the address of my friend whose house I was visiting.

Got wound up by the hubby at the time when we set off.

A van followed my car, flashed its lights and tooted the horn, and I ignored it as I thought he was complaining about me driving too slow!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"my wallet put it on there when looking for keys in pocket

I count myself sooo lucky you took me with you...

Never mind the wallet, you had priorities right

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

The weekends takings from a busy pub I ran. Thank heavens for kind, honest neighbours. Shit myself when I got to the bank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my work clip board with a whole load of clients details on it.. was a massive panic to pick up all the paperwork before it blew away

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"my wallet put it on there when looking for keys in pocket

I count myself sooo lucky you took me with you...

Never mind the wallet, you had priorities right

Some people need their wallets attached to a chain

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"my wallet put it on there when looking for keys in pocket

I count myself sooo lucky you took me with you...

Never mind the wallet, you had priorities right

Some people need their wallets attached to a chain

yeah yeah yeah ok

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"my wallet put it on there when looking for keys in pocket

I count myself sooo lucky you took me with you...

Never mind the wallet, you had priorities right

Some people need their wallets attached to a chain

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I am glad that other things are firmly attached to him..;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat basket. No cat though it had escaped prior to a trip to the vets.

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Two brand new spirit levels...when I went back they were all over the road smashed to bits!....60 odd quid down the drain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two brand new spirit levels...when I went back they were all over the road smashed to bits!....60 odd quid down the drain!

Wow they fell down a drain too now that was unlucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

same here left purse then driving off everything came out of it def not good x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Two brand new spirit levels...when I went back they were all over the road smashed to bits!....60 odd quid down the drain!

Wow they fell down a drain too now that was unlucky

Brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wallet.....

Thankfully only for about 30 seconds though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were talking about mobile phones and one of my colleagues said that his girlfriend left hers on the roof of his car, she is still having to pay for it as the contract hasn't ended, even though she didn't get it back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We saw a car driving slowly to get out of a road junction with a ladies handbag on the roof, when we went & knocked on the window to tell her she wasn't going to open it, until we reached up and got the bag down to show her, she was very apologetic then and very pleased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

4 cd player fronts complete in boxes all within 3 months. One I had realised I'd done it half way up road turned round and was just about to reach down and pick it up from road when a police range rover run over the fecking thing !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a meet i had left a can of pop on the bonnet didnt notice it til it flew past the car lol.

years ago a neighbour drove off not realising their cat was on the roof everyone in the street waved them to stop lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my nephew!! ooopps

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Many moons ago I had an old Viva. You could lay on the roof and if it sunk in you just got inside and pushed it up again..... they knew how to make cars which didn't dent back then.

I was in the car getting changed into a wetsuit, which took some considerable time and effort. Mission accomplished I decided to move the car closer to the beach…. my mate was still sunbathing on the roof.... whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A potty! Never saw it again!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Two brand new spirit levels...when I went back they were all over the road smashed to bits!....60 odd quid down the drain!

Wow they fell down a drain too now that was unlucky

Theres always one! ...(sigh)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wifes panties

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Back in the day a £450 Psion personal organizer that was bought for me by my company.

It looked like I had hit it with a hammer to gain an upgrade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long time ago I didn't remove a big plop of bird pooh that had been kindly left on the roof of my car for the couple of weeks while I went away on holiday....

When I finally got around to washing the offending plop off the roof...the top coat of lacquer came off with the pooh too.... so that was canny daft

Nevermakingthatmistakeagianfacehere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint glass with cider in it!

Got home (only about a mile) and it was still there- no one more amazed than me!

And yes I did drink it, even though it wasn't mine, it was my boyfriends at the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not car but van lol

A full set of boxed socket set

It stayed on fa nearly a mile before falling off and opening fire on at least four cars at traffic lights

I admit ta driving like the fookin wind after lol xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot to tie a ladder on the roof of the van once. We slung a sharp left at 30 and the ladder kept on going straight ahead

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Forgot to tie a ladder on the roof of the van once. We slung a sharp left at 30 and the ladder kept on going straight ahead"

When I was an apprentice in Lewisham I was being taken home in the firms van..the bloke pulled up sharpish at the lights and sent a treble 20 extension straight through the back window of a Jaguar in front..he hadnt tied it on (or rather blamed me for not tying it on!)...god knows how it stayed in place for a couple of miles...

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

My mobile. Someone picked it up in the street and dialled 'home' thankfully!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Ah, the beauty of driving a convertible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausages

Bless, you have a one track mind. Ever tried sex? I'd gladly take your cherry.

My Auntie left her newborn girl on the roof in her carry cot, as she was trying to get her wriggly 3 year old into his car seat. She got in the car and pulled away and a man threw himself in front of the car. The baby slid down the windscreen in her carry cot straight into his arms and never even woke up!

That was some time ago as she's a GP now, so no long term harm done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I worked for Sky Television, I lost a set of triple extension ladders off the roof ...

I laid them on the rack after finishing a job, drove all the way through Alnwick, took a hard corner onto the Southbound A1 then CRASH!!! WTF

.. I looked into the nearside mirror just in time to see the set of triples sliding into the side of the road - I nearly shit myself. Fortunately apart from a few scuffs to the ladder - no harm done.

I'd laid them on the roofrack and forgotton to take the clamps from the back of the van to fasten them down, mind you they stayed put for about 5 miles

Lesson learned though - after that episode I always dumped the ladder clamps onto the driver's seat so there was no way I would ever forget to fasten them on ever again

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

my ex

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"my ex

Did the bungee straps fail?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"my ex

Did the bungee straps fail?"
How di you guess?

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"my ex

Did the bungee straps fail?How di you guess?

But did you have to take that corner at 60mph?......they are only safety rated at up to 40!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"my ex

Did the bungee straps fail?How di you guess?

But did you have to take that corner at 60mph?......they are only safety rated at up to 40!"
I tried but i bottled out

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

My handbag .. one time fortunately a friend was travelling behind and picked it up.. Also a petrol cap again lucky as it stayed in the lip of the roof till I got home.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Not necessarily relavant but hubby had the bikes on the roof and drove under a carpark barrier forgetting they were there. took them both straight backwards.. was hillarious.

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